The 2003 Smark Royal Rumble Sign-Up Thread

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Just give your number away with that co-winner crap.

 

My number resulted in a winner, in controversal fashon

[Guest Sandman9000]

I don't give a shit what my number caused. I give a shit about what me and Team UV are gonna cause.

 

::Gives DerangedHermit a wedgie, but only after dumping thumbtacks down his shorts first::

[Guest ShamRock]

Just give your number away with that co-winner crap.

 

My number resulted in a winner, in controversal fashon

Um....I already did earlier in the thread.

 

What the fuck is this big secret with numbers?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Just give your number away with that co-winner crap.

 

My number resulted in a winner, in controversal fashon

Um....I already did earlier in the thread.

 

What the fuck is this big secret with numbers?

Man I don't know...element of suprised and what not...and I got the other co winner number

[Guest Zero_Cool]

About this talk of violence in mass quantities, I'm cool with playing with barbed wire and the like, but I think we should at least make it seem realistic. I mean realistic as in we don't Sandman over there going all Merlin and spawning a light tube in his hands.

 

Know what I'm saying mangs?

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Know what I'm saying mangs?

No.

 

 

:: hits Zero Cool with a lightbulb over the head in honor of Team UV ::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Kicks HSJ in the nuts for ripping our gimmick off. Then hits Zero-Cool over the head with a lightbulb for bitchin'. Remember kids, plenty more where that came from::

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*slowly pulls lightbulb shards out of his scalp, losing sanity more and more with each pull of exploding glass*

 

You just had to, didn't you?

 

*knocks Spike out after giving him an unforgiving bionic elbow and drags him into a garage. Cool crushes Spike's petacarpals, as he tightens the bastard's left foot in a vice, making sure to hold his foot in place with duct-tape, just for added gusto. After burning the under side of Spike's bare foot with a blowtorch, Cool slams Jenkin's repeatedly with a thirty pound shovel, even taking time to slam down with the edge of it into Spike's groin, as if he were trying to chop onto some mid-winter ice that latches itself to driveways. Finally, Cool leaves the unconscious Jenkin's, one step away from cutting off his ear with a barbers razor.*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Dumps gasoline on Zero before lighting it. Same results, less effort::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::oh yeah, breaks a lightbulb over Zero's head. Almost forgot that::

[Guest BorneAgain]

I have to say that all this talk about cutting people up with barb wire and breaking light bulbs over their heads in the Rumble is disgusting. This is the kind of violence that is offensive to even the most degenerate human being.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love it!

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*Cool invents a new type of lighting device that makes light tubes and bulbs in general obsolete. Companies go on a large campaign to rid the world of light tubes/bulbs..anything of the sort...they are successful in their quest.*

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*Cool invents a new type of lighting device that makes light tubes and bulbs in general obsolete. Companies go on a large campaign to rid the world of light tubes/bulbs..anything of the sort...they are successful in their quest.*

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

*slowly pulls lightbulb shards out of his scalp, losing sanity more and more with each pull of exploding glass*

 

You just had to, didn't you?

 

*knocks Spike out after giving him an unforgiving bionic elbow and drags him into a garage. Cool crushes Spike's petacarpals, as he tightens the bastard's left foot in a vice, making sure to hold his foot in place with duct-tape, just for added gusto. After burning the under side of Spike's bare foot with a blowtorch, Cool slams Jenkin's repeatedly with a thirty pound shovel, even taking time to slam down with the edge of it into Spike's groin, as if he were trying to chop onto some mid-winter ice that latches itself to driveways. Finally, Cool leaves the unconscious Jenkin's, one step away from cutting off his ear with a barbers razor.*

:: oversells by robbing a bank and driving to Mexico with a bald lady named Frankie ::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Since Zero hates glass so much, Sandman decides to play with thumbtacks some. A wiffleball bat with thumbtacks glued to it is produced by Sandman, who whacks Zero upside the head with it, leaving him a brand new thumbtack mohawk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not only that, he also gets a lightbulb busted over his cranium too. Sandman buys bulbs in bulk::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Bah...these people won't last against my strategy...

 

*shows videos of him practicing being thrown out of the ring...but only landing on one foot...getting back in the ring without the other foot touching.

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman ruins that technique by cutting off one of Chris' feet. Now, if he lands on one, he's gone!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And he gets a lightbulb broken over his head! That Sandman sure is a bastard!::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman hits himself with a lightbulb to get the violence and the thread going again::

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*Dawn enters and nails Sandman in the back of the kneecap with a torque wrench and walks away*

 

Let the violence continue

[Guest DerangedHermit]

*takes out blowtorch and farts into the flame pointing away*

 

FRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

 

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE AWESOME POWER OF MY BUTT!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**produces a steel chair with an explosive charge duct-taped to one side, and then bashes Zero_Cool over the head with it, causing sparks and smoke to be produced, and leaving Zero_Cool on the mat, holding his forehead, which now has a 3rd-degree burn and is missing most of the flesh.**

 

YE DO NOT FUCKET WITH TEAM ULTRAVIOLENCE!

 

I dunno how good my number is. It's late in the Rumble, so me and YNA are probably gonna be in the ring at the same time.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

*pulls the WELL HUNG AL WILSON into the ring and makes him impale CoreyLazarus*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Hits the Spandex Cowboy on the hermit::

 

 

And since I don't sell shit, all of Team Ultraviolence will prob be in the rumble at the same time!

 

 

Heh heh heh.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Steals all of Sandman's lightbulbs...then breaks them to do a WrestleMania 13 like Austin entrance.

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman blasts Chris with the thumbtack bat instead, giving Chris a thumbtack mohawk. Sandman then hits a Spandex Cowboy onto the thumbtack bat::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Thumbtack Mowhawk?

 

...that's the closest thing I've had to hair in a LONG time...long time.

 

*Staples Sandman's testicles together.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**lights a table on fire, and then delivers an inverted powerbomb to Chris M Waters through the flaming table, making sure his face is engulfed in the flames**

[ChrisMWaters 0]

**lights a table on fire, and then delivers an inverted powerbomb to Chris M Waters through the flaming table, making sure his face is engulfed in the flames**

*Is wearing a fireproof suit, like stuntmen wear*

 

BOOYA! SUCKAAAAAAAAS!

 

*smashes an open jar of ass cream on Corey's face

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**replaced the Ass-Cream with peanut butter, and licks it all up**

 

Mmmmm...peanut butter...

 

**wraps barbed wire around Chris' throat and then hangs him over the top rope as Sandman slides under the ropes and holds Chris's feet so he can't be let go**

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: Powerbombs Sandman into a Piranha tank ::

 

 

DAMN SKIPPY~!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

**replaced the Ass-Cream with peanut butter, and licks it all up**

 

Mmmmm...peanut butter...

 

**wraps barbed wire around Chris' throat and then hangs him over the top rope as Sandman slides under the ropes and holds Chris's feet so he can't be let go**

*Is glad he's 5'9, so his feet don't touch the ground.

 

*Has Giant Gonzales beat up Corey and get him free.*