The 2003 Smark Royal Rumble Sign-Up Thread

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**takes a buzzsaw from a duffel bag he brought to the ring, chops Giant Gonzales in half, and then rips off Chris' testicles with a monkey wrench**

 

That should do it...oh, wait...

 

**powerbombs Chris through a pyramid of light tubes**

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Guess I have to test my secret weapon...

 

*Puts on a motorcycle helmet and lights it on fire.*

*Proceeds to give a big islander headbutt to everyone*

 

Uh, this isn't the actual rumble, is it?

 

*steals some of Sandman's light tubes and, with his helmet still on fire, jumps onto the second row in the audience, eliminating himself and starting a minor riot in the crowd*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*The Right to Censor comes in an steals EVERYONE'S weapons.*

 

<RTC Leader>Isn't it deplorable how no one can fight with their own two fists anymore?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*runs in and kicks everyone in the junk before getting hauled away by security*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*runs in and kicks everyone in the junk before getting hauled away by security*

...you kicked everyone in the BUTT?

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**soccer-kicks the RTC guy in the balls and gets his weapons back**

 

ULTRAVIOLENCE!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Is tired of Chris talking, so Sandman whips out the staple gun and staples Chris' mouth shut::

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

*runs in w/bag of thumbtacks, dumps them down the back of Sandman9000's pants, kicks him in the ass*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::Is tired of Chris talking, so Sandman whips out the staple gun and staples Chris' mouth shut::

*Sues you for every penny you have for hospital bills.*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

"Only Pussies Have Lawyers"

 

::NaturalBornThriller spreads a Bag Of Thumbtacks out on the Mat. He then delivers a Spike Piledriver to Chris, driving his Head into the Thumbtacks::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**applauds Spike's efforts, and then delivers a Dominator onto a spiderweb of barbed wire, lightbulbs, and mouse-traps to Spike**

 

Yep...

[Guest Sandman9000]

Allright, enough of the kiddie toys.

 

::Sandman brings out a bundle of 20 bulbs, with thumbtacks glued on and wrapped in barbed wire. Sandman delivers a Tiger Driver '91 on Slickster onto the stack of death::

[Guest ShamRock]

*ShamRock grabs a mic and tells Sandman that is a wrestling show,where people wrestle*

 

"If you smell...."

 

*drops the mic and clotheslines Sandman and takes a bulb and sticks up Sandman's ass.Grabs Sandman and hits the Styles Clash on the thumbtacks*

 

"........what the ShamRock is cooking"!

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Ducks clothesline, Pain Thriller onto tacks::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Damn...I'm going to be able to walk in and win this thing cause everyone else will be dead.

 

And just for the record, I no sell and kayfeb everything till the match starts

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Yeah...guess I should have done that as well.

 

Ah well...this should be interesting.

 

...hmm...for it, I should go into the ring, then do what Vince McMahon did until the end...

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::Delivers a Ki Krusher 99 on Crushed Light Bulbs to ShamRock due to that Crappy Catch Phrase::

 

::Turns ChrisMWaters' Mic off due to that fact that he won't shut up::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::Delivers a Ki Krusher 99 on Crushed Light Bulbs to ShamRock due to that Crappy Catch Phrase::

 

::Turns ChrisMWaters' Mic off due to that fact that he won't shut up::

If I were to sell it...

 

*Pulls out a Jimmy Hart Megaphone to continue. >=)

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

If I were to sell THAT...

 

**hits the megaphone into Chris's face by smacking it hard with a steel chair**

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

"Try This"

 

::Hands CL416 a Barbed Wire Wrapped Steel Chair::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Thanks!

 

**smacks NBT over the head with the barbed wire-wrapped chair**

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::Figured that would occur::

 

::Ducks the Chair Shot and delivers a Van Daminator to CL416::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: after selling the dominator onto the spiderweb of glass, lightbulbs, and mouse traps, magically pulls out a blow torch, and sets everyone in Team UV on fire ::

 

 

TAKE THAT!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::Out Of Character::

 

Nice Sig, HSJ.

[Guest Sandman9000]

::While on fire, delivers a nice big firebearhug to HSJ::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**extinguishes self with fire extinguisher, and then grabs NBT by his...ummm..."guys" with a pair of salad tongs, all the while kicking Spike in the ass with shards of glass stuck in the end of his boot**

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: oversells the fire hug and the kick to the ass with glass shards by diving out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air into the atlantic ocean ::

[Guest Sandman9000]

Works for us.

 

::Shocks the water with a cattle prod::

[Guest Mattdotcom]

This is the greatest build-up EVER.

 

*Hits everyone with Elizabeth's shoe and Tony Skee-avone wonders if I just ended everybody's career*

 

And I'm not even in the damn match!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**shows a video clip of Mattdotcom having sexual relations with Bea Arthur**