I Had A Dream I Went To Kotz's House

[Guest NYCTA Bus No. PA1767]

I had an odd dream last night that I had wondered upon a suburban house in which a party was going on. Oddly enough I let myself in and went upstairs. Well, upstairs was Kotz's room and there was a big banner, like the one he has in his sig, hanging sloppily over a chair. I was like, "Wow, this is a small world, is it not? I'm at the house of a TSM poster."

 

Anyway, I left the room through a back door and went into the hallway. The party was going on in the room at the end. For some reason I never went in. I just stood in the hallway and thought about things. Then I saw Erika, a girl I am madly in love with, who is supposed to be in Washington. I thought, "Wow, what is she doing back here so early, and what is she doing here?" Well, she waved at me from the room but didn't say anything as she was talking on her cell phone. Then, she pulled off her clothes down to a little gown type of thing and walked by me to the bathroom. She then put some black panties on under the gown, which was now a T-Shirt. I asked, "Who are you wearing those for?" She replied, "Robert, who else?" Then she walked off, leaving me seething as my name is not Robert, but Jason.

 

After that bitter episode I faded into another dream. Anyway, I never met Kotz in the dream, just odd I was at his house with the girl of my dreams and then she went off to fuck another boy. Oh well.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

That's a screwed up dream, man. If I was Kotz, I'd be scared as hell right now.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

... dude. I know a girl named Erica (no K) in Washington, and I hold her in similar regard. Eek.

[Guest NYCTA Bus No. PA1767]

Yeah, it's one of the few first non-Best Buy related dreams I've had since Saturday. I was forced to resign for not "Engaging With Customers."

 

The "Erika" dreams come few and far between. But the "Bus" dreams are numerous. I have to say I've had at least 50 bus dreams this year, all involving the type that's in my sig. Wierd ain't it?

[Guest kingkamala]

I've had a dream involving the Dames(non-sexual in case anyone wants to know). I was at a show for a local indy wrestling league and the ring announcer said" In attendance tonight, webmaster of TheSmartMarks.com, Mr. Damian Gonzalez", then Dames got up and quickly waved to the crowd to a decent pop.

[Guest Kinetic]

I had a dream that I met Anglesault in an arcade. He was playing some game and all the patrons of the arcade had gathered around him, watching to see how far he would get. I took the opportunity to brag to nearby people, saying "I know that. That's Anglesault!" They were suitably impressed.

 

I have no idea what this dream means.

[Guest The Superstar]

I had a dream in the summer that the OAOAST had a freakin pool party in Naples Florida. Of all places.

 

IIRC, Agnes was *NOT* sunbathing nude.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Weirdly enough, I had a dream featuring Incandenza last night. I was in Washington DC, walking up a large, steep hill, and getting tired. I saw a family of tourists passing me in a car, so I flagged them down and said if they gave me a ride up the hill, they could meet Vin Diesel, cause I was a Hollywood insider. So they brought me up to the top, and there was Vin Diesel, only it wasn't really him, it was Inc, but he played along and signed their autographs and shit. The rest of the dream was spent running from murderous bulldogs the size of ponies. At one point I ducked into an alley and came face to face with Hitler, whose head started shrinking like Beetlejuice.

[Guest NYCTA Bus No. PA1767]

Um.....yeah. And what's with the DC connection.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

It's probably cause I was reading this thread yesterday.