Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Pretty self-explanatory. If you hit the jackpot and won millions of dollars, what's the first luxury item you would buy?
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 A wrestling federation. You better believe it.
Guest papacita Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 I'd buy me some lackies...gotta have lackies.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 A solid gold helicopter that shoots lasers.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 This is the first motherfucking thing I'd get, no doubt in my mind at all: 1967 Shelby GT 500 Cobra Mustang, the physical manifestation of automobile perfection that most of us had yet to be able to envision until we saw Gone in 60 Seconds. EDIT: Sorry about stretching the page, but come ON! Look at it!!!
Guest Ravenbomb Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 digital surround sound reciever after that, DVD's and wrestling stuff.
Guest Downhome Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Tell me how many millions first off.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 I'd buy me the service of that Guy who took out that figure skater's leg and send him after HHH.
Guest Gathering Moss Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 I would buy a hat. But not just any hat, oh no my friends. I would buy me the most fancy in all creation. Yeah.
Guest AM The Kid Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 a real wwf title belt a hummer as in tha truck
Guest RobJohnstone Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 a mansion for my parents. --Rob
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 1. A mint-condition vintage fender jazz bass with an Ampeg stack..make that TWO Ampeg stacks, and I'd also probably commission Parker guitars to make me a Nitefly-style bass. 2. A titty bar. 3. An island with many bountiful crops. The titty bar can be on said island, full of dusky exotic women who possess loose morals and tight... 4. I'd buy Kotz a bunch of Morbid Angel and Mortician cds. Possibly a hooker. While I'm at it, Robstone can have a couple hookers, too. Female ones, even. 5. I'd buy Flyboy some hormones. 6. Lastly, I'd send Marney the single biggest dildo ever made, with a painting of The Last Supper on it. In fact, I'd get one too, and put it in my yard.
Guest kingkamala Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 I'd buy a giant pool with a lounge attached and I'd invite all the posters here(With a few exceptions) to a pool party. AND I'D HAVE QUIET RIOT PERFORM IN THE LOUNGE! *Imagines AoO dunking Flyboy's head underwater in the pool while Quiet Riot plays in the background* Ah now that would be a party!
Guest eiker_ir Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 a home theater system with a giant widescreen tv and all that crap... after that DVDs, and whatever i may want....
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 I'd fly to Africa or Asia posing as some famous rich doctor and then claim that I need to bring back 50 of your finest monkeys or apes to Canada for research. I'd then proceed to organize the Ape Army, which would heed my every command and destroy all in their paths. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *Lightening crashes*
Guest Incandenza Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 One of those battery operated vaginas.
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted January 1, 2003 Report Posted January 1, 2003 Like Downhome said, exactly how many millions? 1. A California Beach House, a Colorado ski house, and a house in CT 2. A Bentley, a BMW, a Benz 3. Set my parents for life 4. A brand new wardobe for me and MX 5. Shopping spree at Tiffany's I know I can think of a lot more but I would need to know the real dollar amount I won.
Guest Intimacy Goblin Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 A humvee A house A hobo farm World peace And a sandwich
Guest crandamaniac Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 I'd buy a big house, and enough furniture to furnish this house I'd buy a giant pool with a lounge attached and I'd invite all the posters here(With a few exceptions) to a pool party. AND I'D HAVE QUIET RIOT PERFORM IN THE LOUNGE! *Imagines AoO dunking Flyboy's head underwater in the pool while Quiet Riot plays in the background* Ah now that would be a party lol
Ultimo Dugas Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 That town they were selling on eBay.
Guest HBK16 Posted January 3, 2003 Report Posted January 3, 2003 House on the beach, the beach, and more lottery tickets
Guest MaxPower27 Posted January 3, 2003 Report Posted January 3, 2003 I had this conversation with some people at work, and I decided that I wouldn't really go bonkers spending money. I'd probably still work at my job, I'd just have more financial freedom. I'd probably buy a new car, as my Regal is running like shit right now, and I don't know dick about fixing cars. I'd get a nice car, with working AC and a CD player. I'd probably buy a wrestling ring, just to work out in. That's really it, besides the hordes of hookers and other creatures of the night that whose services I'd purchase for various reasons.
Guest EQ Posted January 3, 2003 Report Posted January 3, 2003 Oh yeah... I would get a pet monkey and a pet squirrel.
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