Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted January 1, 2003 Show: Some Random House Show! Date: Jan. 5, 2003 Arena: PEI Center, Prince Edward Island, Canada Due Date: Jan. 5, 2003 @ 7 P.M. Board Time (Seems like a good a time as any) Dance Dance Revolution Exhibition] Ced Ordonez vs. El Luchadore Magnifico Description: I don't know. Uh, a DDR machine, and the two d00ds dance the night away...I guess.... Word limit: Eh, I don't care, let's say, 5893 send to: chirs3 Chokeslam of DOOM match Hollywood Spike Jenkins vs. Manson vs. HVT Description: Elimination style match in which to be eliminated, you must be chokeslammed five consecutive times. Two people can team up to chokeslam you. Blah, blah, blah. Word limit: 7329 send to: kelloggs SJL TV title match Annie Eclectic vs. MVS (Champeen) Description: A pin or submission wins the title. All rules are in effect. Yeah... Word limit: 6937 send to: Angel_Grace_Blue Puro Match of Puro-ness Dace Night vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams -Special guest ref: Ced Ordonez Description: Puro-ness to the X-treme! Touch Ced and he will shoot you in the face, or something. Word limit: 6493 send to: Angel_Grace_Blue Pool Joust match Frost/Memphis Eel and a Bear (Or whatever) vs. Z and some Asian school girls Description: I have no frickin' clue. Ask Z. Or Frost. I guess it's a joust, but with pool cues... Word limit: 6969 (Tee-hee) send to: chirs3 Last Man Standing Silent vs. Judge Mental Description: Once each man is knocked down, a seventeen count will ensue. Failure to get back up once seventeen is reached will result in loss of the match. Word limit: Eh, whatever, a nice round number... send to: kelloggs 3-out-of-5 falls table match Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador Description: Uh...a 3/5 falls match, but with table spots, I guess. Word limit: 8230 send to: Ash Ketchum (Yay, Ash gets to mark a match!) MAIN EVENT OF KEWL-NESS!!! Barbed-wire rope, Stairway to Hell match Iceman vs. Noka Description: Match in which a barb-wire wrapped toddler in a burlap sack is hung above the ring. Once it is reached, via a ladder, it can be used as a weapon. Match ends via pinfall Word limit: Eh, whatever, I'm writing the damn thing send to: Angel_Grace_Blue Edit: Pick your favorite commentator from any time (Preferably SWF/JL/ML commentators, but "real" ones are fine, I guess). It doesn't matter. Want to write the classic duo of Cyclone Comet and Axis? Go ahead. How about NTD and Curry? Fine by me. Want to make Neilsen of the Motherfucking Jungle the color man? Go right the fuck ahead. Want to make GOdrea and Giant Gonzales the team? Sure, just don't forget Zach De la Rocha! Editing cards to look SUPERSWANK~! is such a thankless job... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted January 1, 2003 No, no, no the match takes place in an empty swimming pool and we joust on skateboards like in Skate or Die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted January 1, 2003 Okay, then, WhoreFrost... Overall: Good card/bad card? Word limits okay? Does anybody care? Will anybody show? Predictions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted January 1, 2003 :: fires up Notepad :: Imma kill dat leaguer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted January 1, 2003 You need to bold words, and use italics, then it will be a truly swank card. Tyler says... "Done and done!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dace59 Report post Posted January 1, 2003 I care, seems a good fun card to me. I'll definatly show. I'm so hyped for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kelloggs Report post Posted January 1, 2003 board names kelloggs because I'm... GRREEEEAAAAT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted January 1, 2003 Skate Or Die? Woo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Report post Posted January 1, 2003 FUCK YEAH. This is the best match ever. You are freaking screwed, Ced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted January 1, 2003 Whoo! Thanks for giving me the weirdo matches! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted January 2, 2003 MWA HA HA! I SHALL BECOME 2-TIME SJL TV CHAMP~! -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted January 2, 2003 FUCK YEAH. This is the best match ever. You are freaking screwed, Ced. ELM, I don't get to say this often, but I will eat your children alive in a DDR match. It's gonna be a MOTYC, baby. Double duty? And I like both tasks?!? I love this card! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted January 2, 2003 ::shakes his head:: These are the people I get to book for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Bah, you should be happy we're so enthusiastic about writing, on our break no less. *shines up his DDR shoes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Finally, the main event happens! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted January 2, 2003 May I request a promo slot? P.S. Fuck you fuckers and your fucking giant fucking sigs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted January 2, 2003 These are the people I get to book for? I'm still here, chief! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Sure, promo all you like. Just PM it to me, as I'm running this thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Uh, just for the record, a 3/5 tables match is a match with 5 tables set up, and the first guy to put his opponent through three tables wins the match. I'm also operating on the "must-be-in-contact" clause, where if your opponent dives onto you and you roll out of the way, he doesn't lose for putting himself through a table. He's just a nip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted January 4, 2003 I didn't get a match. *sniff* EDIT: I didn't even sign up. *cry* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted January 4, 2003 Addendum. I talked to IL, and our match is now a 2/3 tables match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted January 4, 2003 Yes, being on vaction and just getting back sucks. Have a good time writing ve' show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffin Surfer Report post Posted January 5, 2003 Sorry Dace, but I am no showing. A personal problem sprang up out of nowhere on Thursday, leaving me with no time to complete my match until Saturday night and as luck would turn out I had to work on Sunday morning. Even than writing a match was one of the last things on my mind. I managed to finish the match's ending, and knowing that wouldn't be enough to beat a complete match I made the decision to give up and just no show. I'm very sorry, we'll have to try it again sometime, so until than I owe you a match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I too am no showing. I thought I was going to have enough time to put something together, but the holiday seasons extended enough to keep me tied up. I've written about five hundred words, enough to establish I was using Keith Jackson, Bill Walton and the ghost of Harry Carey as my announce team. I know Z produced a classic and can't wait to read it. Hopefully I can get it on the ball for my upcoming match with Orochi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I follow the way of Frost due to personal problems that will hopefully be resolved before Storm is posted... ...argh... -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Ok, Frosty's excused, but I've got precisely 0 of the other 3 matches. So, uh... yea... we should probably do something about that... at least drop me a PM if you're not gonna be able to get something in... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Damn. It looks like barely anybody showed. I've got a match from Dace, and I think that's it... I guess this means a House Show for the 03 X-Mas break won't happen...but it might...or not...probably not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Sorry, no match from me. I was sidetracked by, ironically enough, a DDR Tournament. Also, I wrote about 1000 words when I realized that I suck at comedy matches. Ah well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I'm not even going to lie...I just fucking forgot about this, so I didn't write. Sorry... Da "doh" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Well, Rickmen and I had a match planned out, and he wrote a beautiful middle fall, but a combination of lethargy and a shitty internet connection stood in my way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
