Promo: I'll Always Be Lurking...

[Guest Insanityman]

Promo: He’ll Always Be Lurking

 

 

(In the hallways of the newly formed SJL in the dark hallways someone lurks around. The Clan? Perhaps, the camera bravely continues it’s nail-biting trip. Ben Hardy on the camera’s heels. The hallways only get darker, and darker. Soon the only light is the feeble camera light. It’s rays of Ben’s hope of being safe shines only a mere few feet. Soon Ben bravely takes about three steps forwards. A shadow flashes, shoes click on the cold cement. Ben gasps, then grabs the camera poking it be the area. “We’re close.” He mutters, as the cameraman nods (making the camera shake vigorously). Ben’s face flashes fear, as he pokes his head around the turn. The camera ventures further down the hallway, a door slams. “Who the crap is this?” Ben Hardy ponders, while a SJL crewman is behind the cameraman a very powerful flashlight. It shows the hallways to be stained, an orange tint and a rancid scent makes only sense that the Clan lurks here. The crewman takes the light, seeing a still dark corner, the two see another flash, and black shoes flash. They run down the halls, and then come to an option. “Turn left? Or turn right? Well, the shadow flashed that way…” Ben reasons, so the camera flashes to the right, and the flashlight goes left. Suddenly the camera whips around also, and a moan of pain is heard. A black substance slams full force into the camera, and the flashlight is dropped, showing a second to recognize the face. Black hooded –baggy- sweartshirt, suddenly tan cargoes and black Orisis shoes flash. Spiked hair, face full of rage, suddenly the camera is picked up, as the portly crewman gets kicked to the gut. Next, Ben Hardy’s head gets slammed, he knows how to fight… but the advantage of pitch black isn’t helping. The camera is suddenly picked up, the hood covering his face. Soon he steps into the light. Obviously it’s Andrew Rickmen, the Insane Luchador. He picks up the microphone, and then begins to talk slowly.)

 

“Hello… JL… S…JL…” Andrew Rickmen says slowly, pausing dramatically. “It’s time we have a chat, I obviously left in a hurry. Well due to reasons that I don’t need to explain to you rednecks. So I shall make this very clear… this is my goodbye.” IL says slowly, a smirk creeps across his face.

 

“It appears Rene-who just quit… one less jobber for me to beat. Taylor is still champion? Shows how pitiful of a state the SJL is in. And Annie… is a face? She’s obviously always have been always will be a pansy. Finally, I want you to know I will return and I WILL come back! My reign of terror will come to a vile and terrifying raise… WHEN I RETURN I will reign superior. For the Luchador has died inside, and the true Andrew will forever rule. The rancid stench of the Dark Swarm will always hung over the JL, the odor always will strike fear into your heart.” Andrew Rickmen says softly a full smirk engulfs his face.

 

“As a conclusion, a new revolution… the true Plague will strike. Mark my words I will come back. No more nice guy, no more insanity… just pure rage and vile corruption.” The camera abruptly falls to the ground, and the soft clicking of IL’s shoes is the only nice. His back turned to the camera; he walks into the pitch-black shadows, pondering about his return.

 

OoC: Grades not showing much promise... I know it's not that great, but being rusty sucks. Sorry, forgot Annie went to Clan.

[Guest Renegade]

IL! Tis IL! WHOOOOHOOOOOOO!

 

Great to see that IL might return someday, i shall be waiting

 

*twidles his thumbs in anticipation*

[Guest]

I'm never going to be able to post my promo if there are so many thers up now! *Sigh* I'll get my chance sooner or later...

[Guest crusen86]

Hey cool, welcome back. I was getting ready to bag some newbie there.

 

You will be booked on the next show. Muaha.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Uh, I don't think he's back just yet, Crusen.  Luchamonster, clarify!

 

/me bonks Crusen with a bonk-hammer

[Guest crusen86]

Bah.

 

/me no sells.

 

That was just to make sure, yo.

[Guest Insanityman]

Luchawhore... I mean dor here. Anyways, no this is just to show I'm not pulling a Storm (dead in a ditch). So don't book me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

yet. MUAHA!