House Show Predictions!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Dance Dance Revolution Exhibition

Ced Ordonez vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Thoth and Annie. Most likely.

 

Chokeslam of DOOM match

Hollywood Spike Jenkins vs. Manson vs. H Ville Thug

- Oh, dude. Manson wins.

 

SJL TV title match

Annie Eclectic vs. MVS (Champeen)

- Me.

 

Puro Match of Puro-ness

Dace Night vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

Special Ref: Ced Ordonez

- Dace.

 

Pool Joust match

Frost/Memphis Eel and a Bear (Or whatever) vs. Z and some Asian school girls

- The Memphis Eel

 

Last Man Standing

Silent vs. Judge Mental

- Silent, naturellement

 

3-out-of-5 falls table match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

- Ash jobs them both.

 

MAIN EVENT OF KEWL-NESS!!!

Barbed-wire rope, Stairway to Hell match

Iceman vs. Noka

- Everybody.

[Guest Dace59]

Mike, dude, please don't pimp me.

Danny is going to take me a school, college and university.

But damn will it be fun.

And if I win...

[Guest Ace309]

Dance Dance Revolution Exhibition

Ced Ordonez vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Open Source brings in da MMR.

 

Chokeslam of DOOM match

Hollywood Spike Jenkins vs. Manson vs. H Ville Thug

- How can you go against Manson?

 

SJL TV title match

Annie Eclectic vs. MVS (Champeen)

- Annie, by interference from the Boston Librarian.

 

Puro Match of Puro-ness

Dace Night vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

Special Ref: Ced Ordonez

- The fans.

 

Pool Joust match

Frost/Memphis Eel and a Bear (Or whatever) vs. Z and some Asian school girls

- Me when I take the schoolgirls home and explain to them the American custom of engaging in hot, sweaty sex with your host after every meal.

 

Last Man Standing

Silent vs. Judge Mental

- Silent no-sells t his match to go beering.

 

3-out-of-5 falls table match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

- No prediction.

 

MAIN EVENT OF KEWL-NESS!!!

Barbed-wire rope, Stairway to Hell match

Iceman vs. Noka

- Someone else's cousin.

[Guest Dace59]

Dance Dance Revolution Exhibition

Ced Ordonez vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

ELM

 

Chokeslam of DOOM match

Hollywood Spike Jenkins vs. Manson vs. H Ville Thug

 

Manson

 

SJL TV title match

Annie Eclectic vs. MVS (Champeen)

 

Annie

 

Puro Match of Puro-ness

Dace Night vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

Special Ref: Ced Ordonez

 

Danny, hopefully not by too much, and like Tom said, the fans.

 

Pool Joust match

Frost/Memphis Eel and a Bear (Or whatever) vs. Z and some Asian school girls

 

Z

 

Last Man Standing

Silent vs. Judge Mental

 

Silent

 

3-out-of-5 falls table match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

 

Tom Flesher

 

MAIN EVENT OF KEWL-NESS!!!

Barbed-wire rope, Stairway to Hell match

Iceman vs. Noka

 

Somebody

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Dance Dance Revolution Exhibition

Ced Ordonez vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Finally, something I have a chance to toast ELM at!

 

Chokeslam of DOOM match

Hollywood Spike Jenkins vs. Manson vs. H Ville Thug

- Akira Taue...

 

SJL TV title match

Annie Eclectic vs. MVS (Champeen)

- MVS

 

Puro Match of Puro-ness

Dace Night vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

Special Ref: Ced Ordonez

- All we need is a Japanese Announcer about to have a heart attack and we're set. 60:00 time limit draw and millions of satisfied fans.

 

Pool Joust match

Frost/Memphis Eel and a Bear (Or whatever) vs. Z and some Asian school girls

- The Asian schoolgirls...after I run in to play my own version of Joust. *somebody whispers into Ced's ears* WHAT? They're *12*? Oh, Bas Rutten... Z in a match for the ages.

 

Last Man Standing

Silent vs. Judge Mental

- No sell! No sell! Silent.

 

3-out-of-5 falls table match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

- IKEA is a winner!

 

MAIN EVENT OF KEWL-NESS!!!

Barbed-wire rope, Stairway to Hell match

Iceman vs. Noka

- Blood Banks and wrestling vampires around the world...

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Dance Dance Revolution Exhibition

Ced Ordonez vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- MOTYC. And, I'll just say, Ced...

 

Chokeslam of DOOM match

Hollywood Spike Jenkins vs. Manson vs. H Ville Thug

- This is obviously punishment towards me for doing something in my past life that some how harmed animals at the zoo....err...nevermind. No Comment.

 

SJL TV title match

Annie Eclectic vs. MVS (Champeen)

- Annie.

 

Puro Match of Puro-ness

Dace Night vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

Special Ref: Ced Ordonez

- I don't watch Puro....so uhh, Danny.

 

Pool Joust match

Frost/Memphis Eel and a Bear (Or whatever) vs. Z and some Asian school girls

- The Bear eats everybody.

 

Last Man Standing

Silent vs. Judge Mental

- I lost to both these guys... but Silent since he can hurt me more now.

 

3-out-of-5 falls table match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

- Tom...

 

MAIN EVENT OF KEWL-NESS!!!

Barbed-wire rope, Stairway to Hell match

Iceman vs. Noka

- Nobody.