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Guest Incandenza
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Hi! Would send me some money so I can buy a battery-operated vagina?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Wait. I didn't see your name on my list!

 

Did you send your 10 dollar membership fee yet?

Guest JACKASS
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whatever? I was just being a gentleman and introducing myself. That was uncalled for.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I just checked and you haven't sent the check. You have 5 business days to send the check.

 

The Addy: 2830 Bourquin West Cresent Street #11, Abbotsford,BC, Canada v2s 5n8

Guest JACKASS
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I just checked and you haven't sent the check. You have 5 business days to send the check.

 

The Addy: 2830 Bourquin West Cresent Street #11, Abbotsford,BC, Canada v2s 5n8

:huh:

 

I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I just noticed you have a swear in your name.

 

That's an extra 5 dollar fine.

Guest JACKASS
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I am going to walk outside and smoke. When I come back, I hope you guys making some sense.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I should also warn you that for the first week you are charged ONE dollar for every constanant you use, and TWO for every vowel.

Guest JACKASS
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Yeah, right. My credit card number is 5226 0955 5568 0278 exp.-0605. Just put it on that. :rolleyes:

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Yeah, right. My credit card number is 5226 0955 5568 0278 exp.-0605. Just put it on that. :rolleyes:

We at The Smart Marks only accept cash, in American funds. Thank you very much for your prompt payment.

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*reads thread*

 

*squints, scratches hairy chin in thought*

 

*leaves*

 

 

. . . to quote Flyboy, "+1".

Guest the pinjockey
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Just remember these words:

 

The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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If you want to make it here you will worship me and pray that I chose not to crush you like a bug.

 

That is all.

Guest spiny norman
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Hey, are we really handing out vagina in this thread?

Guest JACKASS
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From the replies in this thread I am alrady popular! :mellow:

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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No...we do this to all newbies

Guest Ravenbomb
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The way I see it you're never really under the sea or else you'd be under ground like, in the dirt. You can be IN the sea, ya know, like in the water, but nobody's really UNDER the sea. The Little Mermaid was not under the sea

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