Guest ShooterJay Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 You know, I've been on the board a long time, since last February, and I've accumulated a decent post count, but I think I might be the most anonymous poster here. I don't stand out, I have no real eccentricities, I don't make waves- I'm bland. I have no "gimmick." For example, We all know Kotz as the guy who love Kylie and the Packers, Anglesault for his Angle obsession, TSA as advice lady, papacita for Chyna love, bps as TNA guy and original HHH hater, and Dames as "The Man." What the hell am I? Even all my possible gimmick choices are taken. Diehard CZW mark? that's Sandman. Seen every "Married... with Children" innumerable times? MrRant has a church of NO MA'AM. Has various wacky problems with women? That's 90% of the board. I dunno, can TSM "creative team" give me a gimmick? Help a vanilla dude out here. Here's some odd stuff about me that might get the creative juices flowing: 1. My first girlfriend became a nun. My second girlfriend dumped me for a foreign exchange student who spoke no English the week before the senior prom. I went on a date with a girl who told me she "might be pregnant." 2. I worked for the Lobsterman. 3. My family has been described by friends as "some of the most stereotypically Jewish people on Earth." 4. I once thought discussing masturbation habits was a good ice-breaker. I was wrong. So very very wrong. 5. I'm attending Shane and Stephanie McMahon's alma mater, and thus have a better chance of working for WWE than any of you. So ha ha ha. 6. And yet, Rob Feinstein won't return my phone calls. 7. I was a columnist at a site called 2kwrestling.com for 2 years, which was owned by former FWA (the UK fed) promoter Jon Farrer. I interviewed April Hunter in person. 8. I'm so broke I asked if the PPV gambling money on the board was real. So there ya go. Make me interesting people!
Guest YouDaFoo Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Atleast your not known as the jerk off king
Guest Downhome Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Atleast your not known as the jerk off king You brought that on yourself, YOU are "da foo" I suppose, heh.
Guest Downhome Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 You know, I've been on the board a long time, since last February, and I've accumulated a decent post count, but I think I might be the most anonymous poster here. I don't stand out, I have no real eccentricities, I don't make waves- I'm bland. I have no "gimmick." For example, We all know Kotz as the guy who love Kylie and the Packers, Anglesault for his Angle obsession, TSA as advice lady, papacita for Chyna love, bps as TNA guy and original HHH hater, and Dames as "The Man." What the hell am I? Even all my possible gimmick choices are taken. Diehard CZW mark? that's Sandman. Seen every "Married... with Children" innumerable times? MrRant has a church of NO MA'AM. Has various wacky problems with women? That's 90% of the board. I dunno, can TSM "creative team" give me a gimmick? Help a vanilla dude out here. Here's some odd stuff about me that might get the creative juices flowing: 1. My first girlfriend became a nun. My second girlfriend dumped me for a foreign exchange student who spoke no English the week before the senior prom. I went on a date with a girl who told me she "might be pregnant." 2. I worked for the Lobsterman. 3. My family has been described by friends as "some of the most stereotypically Jewish people on Earth." 4. I once thought discussing masturbation habits was a good ice-breaker. I was wrong. So very very wrong. 5. I'm attending Shane and Stephanie McMahon's alma mater, and thus have a better chance of working for WWE than any of you. So ha ha ha. 6. And yet, Rob Feinstein won't return my phone calls. 7. I was a columnist at a site called 2kwrestling.com for 2 years, which was owned by former FWA (the UK fed) promoter Jon Farrer. I interviewed April Hunter in person. 8. I'm so broke I asked if the PPV gambling money on the board was real. So there ya go. Make me interesting people! You now have an identity, ok? You are now, get this... ...ShooterJay, the Smart Mark with no identity! Pretty original if I say so myself. I don't have a "identity" either I don't think, so don't feel bad.
Guest MrRant Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 You know, I've been on the board a long time, since last February, and I've accumulated a decent post count, but I think I might be the most anonymous poster here. I don't stand out, I have no real eccentricities, I don't make waves- I'm bland. I have no "gimmick." For example, We all know Kotz as the guy who love Kylie and the Packers, Anglesault for his Angle obsession, TSA as advice lady, papacita for Chyna love, bps as TNA guy and original HHH hater, and Dames as "The Man." What the hell am I? Even all my possible gimmick choices are taken. Diehard CZW mark? that's Sandman. Seen every "Married... with Children" innumerable times? MrRant has a church of NO MA'AM. Has various wacky problems with women? That's 90% of the board. I dunno, can TSM "creative team" give me a gimmick? Help a vanilla dude out here. Here's some odd stuff about me that might get the creative juices flowing: 1. My first girlfriend became a nun. My second girlfriend dumped me for a foreign exchange student who spoke no English the week before the senior prom. I went on a date with a girl who told me she "might be pregnant." 2. I worked for the Lobsterman. 3. My family has been described by friends as "some of the most stereotypically Jewish people on Earth." 4. I once thought discussing masturbation habits was a good ice-breaker. I was wrong. So very very wrong. 5. I'm attending Shane and Stephanie McMahon's alma mater, and thus have a better chance of working for WWE than any of you. So ha ha ha. 6. And yet, Rob Feinstein won't return my phone calls. 7. I was a columnist at a site called 2kwrestling.com for 2 years, which was owned by former FWA (the UK fed) promoter Jon Farrer. I interviewed April Hunter in person. 8. I'm so broke I asked if the PPV gambling money on the board was real. So there ya go. Make me interesting people! I deem you George Costanza.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 yeah, I don't have an identity either.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 you have an identity! your shooterjay! that dude that you know is called...shooterjay!
Guest CanadianChick Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Your a big TNA-NWA fan..that is seriously how I establish you from other posters.
Guest Banky Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 My identity is that of the smarksboard heart throb. Just a flash of my sexy picture would have the girlies, and some men, creaming themselves. I am that hot. You know, its hard to be humble when you are as sexy as me. Its true.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 I checked your profile...you only average 1.3 posts a day, I'm sure you post more now then you use to...but hell, I have 2,500 and I don't think most people can tell me apart from anyone else
Guest Anglesault Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 you have an identity! your shooterjay! that dude that you know is called...shooterjay! I mark for shooterjay. Which one is he again?
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 I'll always know you for asking if the PPV gambling money was real. That was classic, and I'm not fucking with you or anything, seriously, it was great.
Guest J*ingus Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 I know who you are, you're the guy who used to have the animated avatar, and who took up for Feinstein for a brief period before breaking down and agreeing about him with the rest of us.
Guest spiny norman Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 What about me!? Who the Hell am I!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I've been around since December 2001, barely posted, then right at the end of EZBoard, made this last desperate surge, then got pissed I had no posts and haven't done anything since, except for every now and again these short bursts of heavy posting, which will drop in a day or two. I SUCK!
Guest Mole Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Yeah, to get somewhat of an idenity you need to have more than 203 posts. The more often you post, the more people will know who you are. And I was around way before December 2001, I had 900 posts and I lost them too. Wait everyone did. So I hear ya man. And I was
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Okay, so the question I guess should be: how many posts do you need to establish an identity, 'cause I'm pretty sure I don't have one, either.
Guest Mole Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Well Slim, I remember you. You have an ill name, so that is how I remember you.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Okay, so the question I guess should be: how many posts do you need to establish an identity, 'cause I'm pretty sure I don't have one, either. You're the guy who posts in aqua colored font (also the only guy who posts in a font color other than black).
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 <Lloyd Christmas>Man, you are one pathetic loser. </Lloyd Christmas> Hmm..
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 I guess the teal does own me, doesn't it?
Guest eiker_ir Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 people know me around here, even if i don't talk too much... ...right? right??? i have a dancing Gizmo
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Slim's probably the most readily recognized dude on this board. It's the font. I know you as well, eiker. Cause in Kinetic's old show your picture thread, you looked like a starving kid in one of those save the children commercials. Don't know why, but I remember you for it.
Guest AM The Kid Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 My claim to fame is people think I'm retarded. Whoopdeedoo!
Zorin Industries Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 You have to have a gimmick, I don't have that many posts but people know me as the 80's throwback, you have to an angle. I didn't actually do it on purpose, I just love the 80's and it stuck.
Guest the 1inch punch Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 Im the Irish guy Had a mini feud with Examsun going Obsessed with the Wrestling Link game
Guest El Satanico Posted January 2, 2003 Report Posted January 2, 2003 What about me? Do i have an identity that sets me apart from everyone else? I honestly have no clue if i have a board identity or not. Molestomp has an identity to me...but I don't think i should share what it is.
Guest imajackoff? Posted January 3, 2003 Report Posted January 3, 2003 I'd like to think that if I posted more I would have an identity. I just dont have that much time, or that much to say for that matter.
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