You know you spend too much time at TSM when...

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

When your woman steals the remote and you want to turn heel to get it back.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn, associated with Kylie in people's minds AND "NO POBO!!" ?

 

Damn, I'm like an institution or something.

 

(has followers gather and sit around him while he expouses on various topics)

[Guest Flyboy]

Yeah, but it ends there.

 

(I think.)

[Guest welshjerichomark]

no it gets worse, i have actually had a dream abotu kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

I dare not ask what about.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

You wish Zack Malibu went to your school, just so you could say you "know" him.

*Hands AM The Kid $10 bucks for saying that*

 

Haha, thanks dude.

[Guest SP-1]

When dreams about "Kotzenjunge" are normal . . . you've been here too much.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

no it gets worse, i have actually had a dream abotu kotzenjunge

Well, she has seen what I look like and such over Netmeeting. I'm not surprised.

[Guest Flyboy]

The closest I've come to dreaming about this place or about people here is I had a dream that I was posting here.

 

That's it.

[Guest Sassquatch]

...You hear a guy call some women "dames" and you think of some little hispanic fellow from tha Bronx.

 

That's a cock killer right there.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I dare not ask what about.

The more I think about it, the more I want to know.

 

Tell me on AIM or something.

[Guest Flyboy]

Pervert.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Incandenza has rendered me unable to enjoy the show Alf. I'll leave it at that.

[Guest treble charged]

You have a hard time keeping your 'real' life and your 'internet' life separate.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

You write to TSA for advice instead of Dear Abby.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Whenever you are reading a Calvin and Hobbes book you think of Spaceman Spiff.

that doesn't really count, Spaceman Spiff is a character on C&H...

[Guest AM The Kid]

Yeah, but the POSTER.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

When you hear the song "Beautiful Day" by U2, you get a bizarre urge to pose and spit water.

 

Sadly, that happened to me once.

[Guest Johnson1620]

You know you spend too much time at TSM when...,

 

 

 

You refer to yourself as "Established".

[Guest godthedog]

your friend is trying to think of a way to get back at somebody else and you immediately think: "gnomes."

 

you hear 'complicated' on the radio and think, "INVASION!"

 

you see a fat chick at walmart and wonder if she'd have a threesome with you and her sister.

[Guest Flyboy]

When you hear the song "Beautiful Day" by U2, you get a bizarre urge to pose and spit water.

 

Sadly, that happened to me once.

Me too.

 

Or when you see a girl swallow semen in porn you think of godthedog.

[Guest CanadianChick]

When you hear the song "Beautiful Day" by U2, you get a bizarre urge to pose and spit water.

 

Sadly, that happened to me once.

haha, don't worry, your not the only one that has happened to.

[Guest godthedog]

Or when you see a girl swallow semen in porn you think of godthedog.

speaking from experience?

 

hey, speaking of semen...

 

you see a cute asian girl & a mental picture of a circle of men creaming on her immediately comes to mind.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You refer to your sex life as your "Mission to 1000."

[Guest Flyboy]

Or when you see a girl swallow semen in porn you think of godthedog.

speaking from experience?

 

No.

[Guest cartman]

When you consider yourself to having an "Internet Life"

[Guest crandamaniac]

i have actually had a dream about kotzenjunge

Weird thing is, I've actually had a dream involving Kotz, and no not like that you sicko.

 

Anywho, I had a dream that I was at a wrestling show (probably ECW or something) and former poster/bitch Alina was wrestling on it. In the storylines Alina was a member of Raven's Flock, who got kicked out because, well because she was a big bitch. So she's having a match (And wearing fly wings, for some unknown reason) when out comes Raven. And then out thru the crowd to protect Alina comes Kotz. For his troubles, Raven gives him some sort of powerbomb\spinebuster thru a table on the concrete floor, knocking him out, then runs into the ring and does the Evenflow on Alina. At that point, the crowd goes BANANAS~! I'm talking Austin of '98 type pops. And then I wake up.

 

 

oh, and had to clean up welsh's spelling mistake

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Cranda, you're off my "seeming fun guys to be around" list for that Alina-defending dream. Remove it from your sig, NOW.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

When you see William Regal, Bob Barron is the first person to come to mind.

 

I also had a dream that involved me posting on the board.

 

And, count me in with whenever I see Kylie on T.V. I think of Kotzjunge.

[Guest kingkamala]

I had a dream with a brief cameo from the Dames. I also had a dream that featured a cameo from Kotzenjunge. I had a dream I coached a breakdancing crew and on one of the rival squads was Kotzenjunge....one of the weirdest damn dreams I've ever had.