Do you like John Cenas rhymes ?

[Guest dreamer420]

Cena's rhymes always get a laugh out me. I listen to mostly rap music and I like what the WWE is doing with his character right now, as it is someone who I can relate to. I have a few friends (all white) who try to rap and Cena just embarrasses them.

[Guest DarthLordOfWrestling]

John Cena's rhymes crack me up. I don't know why they push him. He could be huge.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

. And please give the guy a finisher .

He already has one, its called the C-Note

 

Personally i think the guy is absolute gold

[Guest art_vandelay]

Oh, please. I could run out there, say fuck 18 times, call my sister a whore, and threaten to kill a c list celebrity and be named Rap superstar of the year.

 

And with that, Anglesault proves that he's as ignorant about music as he is with wrestling.

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I ask you, what is so different about what i said and THIS masterpiece?

 

Chorus: repeat 2X]

"All I see is murder murder, my mind state" -> 2Pac

"Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate" -> Swift

"All I see is murder murder, my mind state" -> 2Pac

Murder murder murder, and kill kill kill!

 

[Eminem]

Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand

Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman

Fuck a peace plan, if a citizen bystands

the shit is in my hands, here's yo' life span

And for what yo' life's worth; this money is twice than

You grab a couple grand and lay up in Iceland

See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan

I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin

Hurry up with the cash bitch, I got a ride waitin

Shot a man twice in the back when he tried escapin

I want the whole pie, I won't be denied nathan

Maybe I need my head inside straightened

Brain contemplatin, clean out the register

Dip before somebody catches ya

or gets ya description and sketches ya

Then connects you as the prime suspect

But I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet

Cause I got a daughter to feed

And $200 ain't enough to water the seed, the best thing

would be for me to leave Taco Bell and hit up Chess King

And have the lady at the desk bring

money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin the Mac

Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack

This bitch tried escapin the jack

Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote

You barely heard a word as she choked

It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked

Then I slammed her on her back 'til her vertebrae broke

Just then the pigs bust in yellin "Freeze!"

But I'm already wanted for sellin ki's

And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin bees

So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees

I bust shots, they bust back

Hit the square in the chest, he wasn't wearin a vest

 

[Chorus]

 

[Eminem]

Left the house, pullin out the drive backin out

We were backin out this lady's Jag started blackin out

Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face

Shut ya yakkin mouth, 'fore I blow the brain from out the back ya scalp

Drug her by her hair, smacked her up

Thinkin fuck it, mug her while you're there, jacked her up

Stole her car, made a profit

Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window

like the girl on "Set it Off" did

Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now I'm a criminal

Drove it through somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin pool

Climbed out and collapsed on the patio

I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though

Parents screamin: "Son, go in and call the police

Tell 'em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!"

Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up

Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff

Actin like they never seen nobody hit a lick before

Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64

When they sell out in stores the price triples

I ran up the block jumpin kids on tricycles

And collided with an 80-year old lady with groceries

There goes the cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties

Stood up and started to see stars

Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars

Barely escaped, musta been some dumb luck

Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truck

But I think somebody seen me maybe

Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I must-a dropped the Beanie Baby

Fuck it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits

Came out with a white flag hollerin "TRUCE TRUCE!"

(Don't shoot!) Surrendered my weapon to cops

Wasn't me!  It was the gangsta rap and the peppermint Schnapps

 

[Chorus]

 

[CHORUS scratches to fade out]

 

Oh, yeah, I forgot the cop killing part. Because Cops are EVIL~! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

There's no question that you and Eminem both have some mental issues, but you're claiming that the only reason why Eminem and all other rappers are successful is because of their subject matter and not their lyrical or vocal abilities. That's bullshit. Especially considering that 80% of what rappers say in their songs are indecipherable by the general audience.