This board has a problem

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

I, the unknown guy who has posted quite a lot recently, has realized that this board truly does not show enough support for the greatest poster ever, the man, the myth, the legend, ladies and gentlemen :

 

EL BRUJ0

 

we NEED to do something about it, any ideas?

[Guest Gimmick Poster.com]

Well starting a thread that provides posters with a means to verbally fondle this guy's balls is a start. Good going skipper.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Yep. Good job.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Well starting a thread that provides posters with a means to verbally fondle this guy's balls is a start. Good going skipper.

Good god. You are quickly becoming my favorite person to read on this forum.

 

Many ROOFLES and manbabies to you, sir. ***** #1 A++++ WOULD READ AGAIN.

[Guest Incandenza]

EL BRUJ0 is sooo five minutes ago. All hail Gimmick Poster.com.

[Guest AM The Kid]

GP.com World Order! 4 life.

Seriously, he is the most entertaining poster to come along since Anglesault. *Takes lips off ass*

[Guest Gimmick Poster.com]

*Puts them back on and continues masturbating.*

[Guest Mole]

Never heard of him.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

You've never heard of Gimmick Poster.com, pro wrestling legend?

 

Man, where have you been??

 

"I'd have to say Gimmick Poster.com was one of my greatest inspirations as a kid." --Chris Benoit, WWE upper-midcarder

 

"Dude, Gimmick Poster.com totally rules the school of cool." --Jobber of the Week, Founder of the Chris Benoit Misquotation Club.

 

"They like to give all the credit to Koloff, but back in a small small show, probably never seen by any more than a couple hundred, Gimmick Poster.com beat Sammartino for the WWWF title. He lost it at the end of the same show, but that was undoubtedly one of the greatest moments in the sport's history." --Dave Meltzer

 

 

EDIT: I need to earn myself some pro wrestling history.

[Guest AM The Kid]

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Legendary Mythic Man?

Manly Mythic Legend?

Legendary Manly Myth?

 

The choices, children! The choices!

 

But Incandenza is right saying:

EL BRUJ0 is sooo five minutes ago.

I think I have the Hulk Hogan of gimmicks.

 

Let others start and build thread.

 

Come in for the finish.

 

Do the leg drop (This thread is ghey).

 

Collect paycheck.

 

 

But where's the love for two of my favorite gimmick posters: The Shockmaster and Puro Boy?

 

I want animals sacrificed and virgins ravaged in honor of these deities!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I want animals sacrificed and virgins ravaged in honor of these deities!

I'd like to go a few days WITHOUT being sacrificed, thank you very much.

[Guest Anglesault]

It's so strange to have a topic that says deals with problems on the board and not be mentioned as one of them.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Well, you know Anglesault, if you weren't so obviously ghey already that even newbies know it, EL BRUJ0 would have the opportunity to proclaim your gheyness in more threads. It's all about exposure!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Reminds Evenflow that i am on the OAOAST booking committee::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Since when? Ummm... well then. I meant to say you're so obviously strheyt that there is no gheyness to speak of that could be pointed out by said BRUJ0. It's still all about exposure!

[Guest Anglesault]

A month or two now. I really haven't done anything specifically for me, besides getting AM2 moved out of California.

 

 

But I do know what is planned for you! /sing song taunt.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm this close to joining the OAOAST.