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The One & Only Wildcard Game Thread

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Guest Angle Armbar

D'oh, Atlanta holds them at the Goal Line. Bye bye, Lambeau streak. GB should be happy since they would have been owned by Tampa next round, anyway.

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Guest LaParkaMarka

Ahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahha

 

Dear god, they ARE the Colts! At the end of the game, is Sherman going to rip off his mask and reveal Tony Dungy or something?

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Guest Flyboy
... fuck. WHY DID THEY RUN?????

I asked that to Miami last night, but the question was: "WHY DID THEY PASS?" instead.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

The same people who impersonated my Tennessee Volunteers at the Peach Bowl are sabotaging this game also. It's the only logical answer to this big plate of suck with some suck on the side and some suck juice to wash all the suck down.

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Guest LaParkaMarka

Yeah, you're right Flyboy. If they can get a turnover right now, I can see them getting back into the game. 21-7 isn't insurmountable, especially with a half left. 28-0 though...

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Okay, time for Pigskin Riot Pick'ems!!!

 

I say that the fans will destroy 35% of the stadium and set fire to 10% of the city. Any takers?

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Yes...

 

and Hell could also freeze over and the Devil could go skiing.

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Guest Angle Armbar

With the way GB has been playing offensively of late, they'd need a miracle or a couple defensitve TD's to come back from this.

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Guest Flyboy
Atlanta recovers the fumble, hehe.

Ummm... he was down by contact.

 

 

WHOO~! Go Mike Vick!

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Come on Packers!!! Walls of Jericho them through a table!!

 

We had better come out and kick fucking ASS after halftime. They can't let that home streak end, and more importantly, their season end.

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Guest Flyboy
Come on Packers!!! Walls of Jericho them through a table!!

:lol:

 

Even when you're down, you're still funny as hell.

 

EDIT: I dedicated my 10,000th post to Kotzen.

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Guest LaParkaMarka

What the Pack needs to do is distract the various refs and camera people with their cheerleaders, and then have Reggie White do a run-in and take out Micheal Vick.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Yeah, least you could do for the anal raping my team is getting thus far. Who knows, we could pull the dick out of our ass still, and, despite being bloodied and hobbled, grab a massive spiked dildo and jam it up the Falcons' ass.

 

(cry cry cry)

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Guest Flyboy

That run was amazing.

 

It's official... I'm wearing my Vick jersey to school on Monday.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I GOT IT!!! The Packers are about to be scored on before the halftime break, and suddenly a gunshot blares over the PA system, and it's... NEW JACK!!! He flattens all of the Falcons with an assortment of vaccum cleaners, stop signs, staple guns, cheese graters, typewriters, and a rubber chicken for Dan Reeves.

 

KYLIE DURING THE SPONSOR ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!!! IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!

 

Either that, or the world is just being excessively cruel today and decided to throw me a freaking bone.

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Guest Flyboy

I think it's the latter, Kotz.

 

I hope the Dirty Birds can score before the half.

 

EDIT: I wanted a touchdown, though.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

The defense stiffens! It WAS a sign!!!

 

(Kylie floats down into the stadium and blesses the arm of Brett Favre)

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Guest Angle Armbar

Wow! Only a FG! 24-0.

 

The Pack needs Frank Reich to pull this out.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

The Pack has to seriously suck a massive cock in order to get booed in Green Bay. A MASSIVE cock.

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Guest Flyboy

I'm not the only one who think that Michael Vick is the most entertaining football player in the NFL, am I?

 

Him.. and then Shockey.

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Guest Angle Armbar

There's no doubt Vick's the most exciting athlete in sports today.

 

Shockey, I disagree.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Sherman had better be holding a gun to their heads in that locker room. Literally.

 

I've got it!!

 

The GHOST OF VINCE LOMBARDI~! will appear and rip a stunned Michael Vick's appendages off with his ITALIANO POWER~! and then fuck up Warrick Dunn's porn star face when Dunn takes up on Lombardi's offer to "come get some for yourself, BITCH!!!"

 

I know I wouldn't be the only person to mark out if that happened.

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Guest packwingfn

Vick is just unstoppable

 

The packers just dont deserve to advance....This is the worst game Ive ever seen as a packers fan

 

At least I like Atlanta, my 2nd favorite...

 

Hopefully they can upset Philly next week, Maybe this will be like 98 when they upset San Fran and Minnesota, maybe this year they can upset Philly and Tampa

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