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Guest DawnBTVS
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*Youth N' Asia nails me with a forklift through the stomach, the 'momentum' sending me over the top rope, thus eliminating me. Pulls out pitchfork and chucks it, sticking it through Corey before leaving to a huge (Read 3 people) cheer*

 

OOC: Figure this will help shit go faster B-)

Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate
Posted

*clotheslines CoreyLazarus over the top rope, eliminating both Corey and himself in the process*

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

"AHHHHHHHH"

 

:: pushes the shopping cart into Corey's shins ::

Guest Sandman9000
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::Actually, since Sandman was covering Corey, Sandman is able to save him, meaning only Slickster is eliminated. That's what he gets for double-crossin::

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
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:: begins to ram the shopping cart into Corey, knocking him back into the ropes ::

Guest CoreyLazarus416
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**pissed off after being eliminated, pounds the hell out of Slickster on the outside with various things around the ring and under it**

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: lifts the shopping cart up, and smacks Corey upside the head with it, knocking him over the top rope to the floor ::

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Sandman is confused at what is going on, so he just grabs Spike and beats the shit out of him with the thumbtack bat.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: gets beaten down like a bitch.. ::

 

 

 

IM A BUMPING MACHINE~!

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Damn right.

 

::Sandman fires up the weedwhacker and looks around for victims before settling on Spike::

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Mercy kill on Spike by dumping him out:

 

OOC: WHo's left?

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

**walks near the ramp and sets up 2 tables next to each other, covering them both with the largest chunks of broken glass from the light tubes and whatever thumbtacks Laz could find around the table**

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: looks at I guess the last 3 people left in the ring... ::

 

 

Sandman

Me

Chris Waters...

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

Enters w/ the rest of the OaOasT

 

BPP: Cheap Ripoffs

 

The OaOasT proceed to demolish everyone,piling the bodies in the center of the ring. Sandman throws a can of gas and lights it on fire.

 

Burn baby Burn

 

The OaOasT, having made their statement about ghey cheap ripoffs, leave and watch Sandman toss the bodies out of the ring

 

 

Sandman wins this ghey rumble

 

THE END

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: gets his shopping cart caught in the ropes, thus hanging by one arm over the top rope, nether of his feet touching the floor ::

Guest Sandman9000
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::Well, not Spike anymore, so it's just Sandman + weedwhacker vs. Chris + nothing. Bring it Waters::

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: steps up onto the apron, and steps back into the ring ::

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: runs up behind Sandman, and hits him in the back with the shopping cart, knocking the weed whacker out of his hands ::

Guest CoreyLazarus416
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::OOC::

For the record, Slickster eliminated me.

::OOC::

 

**grabs Chris by his neck and slams him head-first into the corner pole, then pushes Spike in his shopping cart, after being eliminated by Sandman, up the ramp while looking at the merchandise tables off to the sides of the stage**

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Cuts Spike's arm off with the weedwhacker, sending him to the outside with both feet hitting::

Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate
Posted

.:OOC

Did anybody eliminate Zach Malibu, AS, or CanadianChris?

.:OOC

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Throws Spike back into the ring, zaps him again for being a pain in the ass, then throws his ass out, making sure that he doesn't stay up::

Guest CoreyLazarus416
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**pushes Spike off of the stage and through the merchandise tabels below, all while Spike is still in the cart; Laz then walks to in front of the curtain, covered in a crimson mask, and points to his "ULTRA-F'N-VIOLENCE" shirt**

 

ULTRA-FUCKIN'-VIOLENCE!!!!!

 

**Laz then goes backstage to receive medical attention**

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