Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 Meanwhile.... ::NaturalBornThriller laughs at the fact that he hasn't been eliminated::
Guest So what? I liked bubble boy Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 On the way to the gas station, bubble boy hears what big poppa says and goes up to him and snaps his neck. Bubble boy then steals his hookers!!!
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 Meanwhile.... ::NaturalBornThriller laughs at the fact that he hasn't been eliminated::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 *Waters grabs Sandman while he's distracted and throws him on a clear side of the ring, OVER the top ropes.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 BPP no-sells, quite obviously, since BUBLE BOY HAS NO WAY TO SNAP HIS NECK BPP kicks Bubble Buy off the nearest hill into highway traffic... BPP: Go play pinball you damn fool ooc: reject, youve been eliminated, sandman got you
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::NBT apparently missed the part where Sandman threw him back into the ring, hit him with the weedwhacker, and threw him back out::
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Sandman lands on his hands, having his feet hit the guardrail. BPP picks Sandman back up and rolls Sandman back into the ring::
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 According to the Book Of HHH.... ::NBT No Sells::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 *Dropkicks Sandman over the ropes again...not letting him get an offensive*
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Lands on apron, rolls back in, rolls back out, having saved himself. Sandman, bored of this, pulls a poster of Molly Holly out from under the ring and lights it on fire, as he dares Chris to come out and stop him::
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 BPP comes from behind Chris, and DUMPS Chris out of the ring and over the top rope BPP: First rule of battle royals...include all possible outcomes Chris's feet hit the ground and he is eliminated He cries at the base of the burning molly poster
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 *No sells the poster* I have some at home. *slides under the ring, tossing Sandman back into the ring, picks him up, sets him onto the apron over the top rope, THEN dropkicks him off the apron.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 BPP comes from behind Chris, and DUMPS Chris out of the ring and over the top rope BPP: First rule of battle royals...include all possible outcomes Chris's feet hit the ground and he is eliminated He cries at the base of the burning molly poster <Announcer>Only one of Chris Waters' feet hit the floor!
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::As Chris comes out to get him, Sandman lights Chris on fire and throws him back in. BPP dumps Chris out. OAOAST reign supreme::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 *Keeps only one foot on the floor, and keeps hopping into the ring. "I will fight till you are gone." *Grabs a tranq gun and shoots anyone in his way.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 :OOC: Plus the fact that earlier in a post I showed a fireproof suit under my clothing.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Bored, Sandman rolls out of the ring, summons the spirit of Vice City, and pulls a chainsaw out from under the ring. Sandman rolls back in and decapitates Chris. Chris' body hits the ground, but when Sandman goes to plunge the chainsaw into Chris' back, it cuts through the ring, collapsing and destroying it::
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 "Ban Agnes!" ::NBT Eliminates Himself::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Bored, Sandman rolls out of the ring, summons the spirit of Vice City, and pulls a chainsaw out from under the ring. Sandman rolls back in and decapitates Chris. Chris' body hits the ground, but when Sandman goes to plunge the chainsaw into Chris' back, it cuts through the ring, collapsing and destroying it:: :OOC: Hey Slick...um...think you could judge who should have won by now...because the way this is going, it seems that Sandman and I will just keep no-selling each other until one of us goes to bed.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Sandman offers Chris' headless body a truce, before realizing that Chris is dead and can't hear him. Sandman dumps the corpse over the top:: OOC: Sandman doesn't sleep. Wait, that wasn't OOC. Ah well.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Sandman offers Chris' headless body a truce, before realizing that Chris is dead and can't hear him. Sandman dumps the corpse over the top:: OOC: Sandman doesn't sleep. Wait, that wasn't OOC. Ah well. :Real Waters laughs at what happened to his stunt double...as he slides into the ring (what's left of it) and throws Sandman out.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Chris should know better then to sneak up on Sandman, especially when Sandman has a power tool in his hands. Chris' initially misses his vital organs, but once he gets dumped out over the top, it doesn't matter::
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 OUT COMES BAH GAWD HHH~! "Uh...Wait Just Uh...Minute. You...Uh...Forgot about The Surprise...Uh...Entrant...ME!!! ::NBT Hands Sandy The Weed Wacka~!
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Sandman kills HHH in the most disturbing fashion possible. And in case Chris tries to sneak up on me, Sandman swings the chainsaw around wildly::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 *Laughs* Metal outfit Sandman... *lands a leg on the apron and rolls back into the ring...FINALLY dumping Sandman over the top rope, then slides out of the ring to pull him FORCIBLY onto the floor...*
Guest Sandman9000 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Bored, Sandman pulls the deathcore shotgun back out and kills Chris again, before dumping him out again, blah blah blah:: OOC: I say we flip a coin Chris. Legit, no bullshit. Heads or tails?
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 BPP offers his back...sandman goes back into the ring DOOD WE INVENTED USING STUNT DOUBLES BPP grabs the weedwacker, cuts off Chris's feet Sandman throws them over the top rope, and they BOTH FALL ONTO THE FLOOR SOLE DOWN
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 .:OOC *reads* Well, the only really indefensible elimination here is BPP throwing ChrisMWaters' out on Sandman9000's behalf. There's NO way you can be thrown over the top and 1)land on your feet, 2) land on just 1 foot and hop. Plus, he killed you after anyway, so I'm going to have to call this one in favor of Sandman9000.:. Ring Announcer: The winner of the 2003 SmartMark Royal Rumble: SANDMAN9000!
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 "This...Has...To...Stop" ::Dumps Chris And Sandman over the Top:: ::Leaves::
ChrisMWaters Posted January 7, 2003 Report Posted January 7, 2003 ::Bored, Sandman pulls the deathcore shotgun back out and kills Chris again, before dumping him out again, blah blah blah:: OOC: I say we flip a coin Chris. Legit, no bullshit. Heads or tails? :OOC: Let's get Slick's judgement first. ...WHAT? I eliminated him first!
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