Is HHH trying to be more like the other HHH?

[Guest Downhome]

Is it just me, or did HHH have the orangeish look going on tonight, his skin was just looking weird as hell to me. I know this isn't anything major, but I was just wondering if I'm either going crazy, or if any of you noticed it also. Did he not look more like the color of Hogan...

 

...we have another orange goblin on our hands people!

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest EQ]

He probably just used some kind of tanning oil for the posedown

[Guest the pinjockey]

Most bodybuilders use a bronzing lotion to emphasize the muscles and he had about 17 bottles of it on apparently.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Yeah, he had on a very ugly lotion or something bodybuilders use to give them a tanned look...it looks like shit, I dunno, maybe it shows off their roided muscles better

[Guest Downhome]

I was thinking one of two things. Either he's been in the tanning bed a bit too long, or we found out what he was doing durring the house show in Hawai. I didn't know that about the lotion btw.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Is it just me, or did HHH have the orangeish look going on tonight, his skin was just looking weird as hell to me. I know this isn't anything major, but I was just wondering if I'm either going crazy, or if any of you noticed it also. Did he not look more like the color of Hogan...

 

...we have another orange goblin on our hands people!

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

If you take a look at the RAW thread you'll see I was the first to propose this (scary) conclusion

[Guest Downhome]

Is it just me, or did HHH have the orangeish look going on tonight, his skin was just looking weird as hell to me. I know this isn't anything major, but I was just wondering if I'm either going crazy, or if any of you noticed it also. Did he not look more like the color of Hogan...

 

...we have another orange goblin on our hands people!

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

If you take a look at the RAW thread you'll see I was the first to propose this (scary) conclusion

Cool, I didn't even think to look in that thread. Didn't want to look through every page, lazy ass me.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

I honestly believe HHH was prepping for this as if it were the real thing. Steiner came out and did his job, but HHH just stroked his ego at least three segments before the actual posedown. I think he really wanted people to think that he has the best body and really cannot live with the face that Steiner may be more veiny or ripped than he is himself.

 

I'll be honest, HHH looked to have a more well rounded physique, but he tried his ass off for that. Steiner blows him away (which who cares anyway it's all synthetic) and I don't think HHH could have just gone out there and not taken it seriously.

 

He is just taking this from Steiner and being made to look like he is inferior so he can kick wham pedigree Steiner next Sunday and remain the best there is in his own little world.

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

HHH's head and body were different colours...

[Guest Human Fly]

It looked like, towards the end of the segment, that HHH's eyes were all red and one was tearing up. Maybe he got some of that tanning stuff in his eyes. It looked like he had been baptized in it.

[Guest Mole]

Yeah, you could tell he used that tanning stuff. His body wasn't all one color, you could see the streaks in it.

 

Not only does Triple-Juice wanna be like Hogan with the tanning, but a few other things.

 

He doesn't wanna job, he uses juice, he is loosing his hair, makes sure Vince lets him do whatever he wants and sucks.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

One BIG difference between Mr. Levesque and Mr. Bollea...

 

At least Hogan had a HUGE fan base.

 

One that Trips only WISHES he had.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Well, duh..in fact, here's an even scarier though:

 

HHH wants to be HOGAN AND FLAIR for the new millenium.

 

Flair as JJ Dillon, rumors of the Horsemen, he's used the Flair beg and Flair Flip, has been dressing like and trying to act like vintage Flair...

 

Yet he wants to be an invincible babyace strongman who has a new opponent built up for him, only to be crushed by him on PPV. He has the big huge arms and the tan now. He's got his own way of flexing like Hogan did.

[Guest NoCalMike]

sounded like a small handful of fans tried to get a "steeeeeeerrrrrrooooooooidssssss" chant going, which was quite amusing, but it just didn't catch on with the majority of fans.

[Guest EricMM]

Oh god is that what that was? JR tried to play it off, but dude, if that's what it was...

 

 

(both Steiner and HHH run to the ropes)

 

Both: SHUT UP!!!!

*both touch each others' fists*

Both: Roid rage powers, activate!!! RAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!

[Guest jester]

Is HHH trying to be more like the other HHH?

 

Let's see:

 

Relying far more on physique and the wonders of chemistry than ring skills -check

 

Has a belt but hardly ever wrestles -check

 

Offense consists of 95% kicks and punches -check

 

Is going well beyond personal normal limits when he includes three actual wrestling moves in a match -check

 

Being the focus of the promotion despite not being over enough -check

 

Using backstage clout to hold back anyone whose feet actually leave the mat once in awhile -check

 

Will not job, not even during a fucking posedown -check

 

Makes sweeping statements about other wrestlers that betray a delusional mind -check

 

Was massively over at one point and a huge draw -uh, not quite

 

Despite not adhering to the last sympton, in my professional opinion we have an advanced case of Hoganitis.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Good lord Jester, that sig is gold.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Holy Jebus...I missed that sig before...very good indeed

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

I had the sound off and was wondering what Booker T was doing in there with Scott Steiner.

[Guest jester]

I had the sound off and was wondering what Booker T was doing in there with Scott Steiner.

 

Youth N Asia, pinjockey, thanks for the sig compliments.

Hahaha!

 

HHH really looked like a basted turkey last night, didn't he?