Guest chirs3 Report post Posted January 8, 2003 Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it was: Steiner vs. Jericho Triple H vs Rob Van Dam Whoever defeats their opponent in the least amount of time wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted January 8, 2003 It'll be a contest to see who can have sex with the most hookers during the show, to prove once and for all just who the 'manliest man' in the WWE is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted January 8, 2003 I know, I know!! A bass-off!! *hopes people get that reference* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 8, 2003 a 'roid needle dagger fight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 8, 2003 MLK DAY FASHION SHOW~! Show ends when Jericho runs out dressed as Al Sharpton and Steiner breaks a sterotypical watermelon over HHH's nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted January 8, 2003 A BreakDancing Contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2003 A BreakDancing Contest. GAAAH! I don't need to imagine HHH breakdancing. Of course...HHH dancing would always be break-dancing...*SNAP* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted January 8, 2003 A pissing contest. Quite literally. I don't think they've covered that niche fetish yet. Yes they have, duh. Regal pissed on TBS, Austin pissed on Arn Anderson, and so on and so on. Oh yeah--and Jericho whizzing in Regal's tea. My bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted January 8, 2003 They should have a contest where they see how many envelopes they can lick in an hour. And then try to beat that record. -When Principal Skinner books Raw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted January 8, 2003 Use basketball dribbling as a tiebreaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted January 8, 2003 They should have a weightlifting contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted January 8, 2003 Well, they had a staring contest the first time, a Posedown last night... I think they need to settle it in those giant sumo outfits.. or have the Scott Steiner F-Bomb challenge.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 8, 2003 Here is a novel concept...HOW ABOUT A match of some sort? Seriously, Steiner better been whipping out his bad boy (NOT THAT YOU SICK FUCKS!) but his patent Frankensteiner to explain the lack of wrestling for the last 2 1/2 months. How much longer before Rick Steiner gets into this? Remember RVD inquired about him on their phonecall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted January 8, 2003 They'll probably play a tape of HHH going to Traxx West and beating up the TEIII kids for stealing his heat. OR HHH takes on RVD, Kane, Booker T, Goldust, Bubba Ray, DVon, and Hurricane in a 7 on 1 handicapped match. And goes over. While Ric Flair stands outside the ring, polishing the Big Gold Belt. later on... Steiner takes on Jericho, Christian, Regal, Storm, Nowinski, DLo Brown, and Victoria in a 7 on 1 handicapped match. And goes over. Raw's rating? 1.2. HHH starts blaming the networks for not having a "Countdown to HHH" clock in the lower right hand corner. Jeez. I'm in a bad mood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted January 8, 2003 It all sounds so plausabile it's scary MaxPower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted January 8, 2003 They'll probably play a tape of HHH going to Traxx West and beating up the TEIII kids for stealing his heat. That's actually a good idea. Maybe not for HHH but let's say someone like Batista goes to TE to be an instructor and then they film an angle of him destroying everyone. The "angle" part of it would only be on Raw or SD or whatever and the announcers could play it up big time of some heel "snapping and destroying these kids!" It would give the TE kids some unique experiences with taping an angle that they probably wouldn't otherwise get, and would help get some heel heat going for the culprit. He could use a chair on Snow and whoever else is training to get rid of them. He couldn't beat up Big though, that would turn him into a face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted January 8, 2003 GAAAH! I don't need to imagine HHH breakdancing. I saw Triple H do a Spinaroonie when they did the semi-famous "Taker-roonie" joke after RAW came to Seattle. Maybe not for HHH but let's say someone like Batista goes to TE to be an instructor and then they film an angle of him destroying everyone. The "angle" part of it would only be on Raw or SD or whatever and the announcers could play it up big time of some heel "snapping and destroying these kids!" It would give the TE kids some unique experiences with taping an angle that they probably wouldn't otherwise get, and would help get some heel heat going for the culprit. All that would lead to is a match with the heel and Al Snow. Or maybe it would lead to another Bill DeMott match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted January 8, 2003 Keith suggested a game of Unreal Tournament in his rant. But seriously? If they had more time to actually build this feud, I'd have gone with the Zero Tolerance policy. Remember that? That actually made me look forward to a Triple H match (vs Austin, at No Way Out) Back the Triple H was cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BorneAgain Report post Posted January 8, 2003 It will probably be a thumb wrestling match with JR and KING playing it up like its WrestleMania. JR: BY GAWD KING, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS MUCH INTENSITY?!!!! KING: This place is going crazy! CROWD:................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted January 8, 2003 They should have a weightlifting contest. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they did this; the only question is who are they going to have to "spot" for HHH, ala Jessie Ventura? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 8, 2003 Doesn't RVD hold some Weightlifting record? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted January 8, 2003 Yeah, the Van Dam lift. He does a split on two chairs and lifts weights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted January 8, 2003 A fire-fighting contest, as both are great at sucking out heat in a building. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted January 9, 2003 SInce VINCE returns monday... both could have a contest to see who can get there head the furthest up his ass... with a special appearance by stephanie... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted January 9, 2003 A lot of people wanted them to bring Steiner in a month ago, and now it's like everyone hates him again. What happened? Is it because he's a face? That's my reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Adrian 3:16 Report post Posted January 9, 2003 A lot of people wanted them to bring Steiner in a month ago, and now it's like everyone hates him again. What happened? Is it because he's a face? That's my reason. I don't hate Steiner at all, but his booking has been shit ever since he came in. I think a lot of it for some people is residual HHHate spilling over to Steiner. The posedown was so homo-erotic it was actually funny, but that's not the best effect they could be going for. As usual it wasn't so much the idea that was bad but the execution. They could've easily wrapped the whole thing up in 5-10 minutes instead of the 25 minute debacle we actually got, but hey Vince is the billionaire genius, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted January 9, 2003 A lot of people wanted them to bring Steiner in a month ago, and now it's like everyone hates him again. What happened? Is it because he's a face? That's my reason. Who wanted that? Not me, for damn sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
