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two weeks in florida this summer


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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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During your stay in fabulous, sunny Florida, be sure to check out our wonderful pawn shop industry and numerous porno outlets.

Guest MaxPower27
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Oh, and try not to contract the deadly West Nile virus that we have floating around down here...

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Wow. I wish I could get excited about going to Florida.

 

Anyway, I live about an hour-or-so north of where you'll be staying. Since we'll never see each other, I just say "hi" now.

 

Hi.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

eeew..people and sunshine. Sell your tickets and shit and drive out to the badlands.

Guest Ravenbomb
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I didn't say I'd be doing beach stuff. If you'll notice, the condo has a DVD player.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Watch out for hurricanes, tornados, sharks and alligators!

Guest The Superstar
Posted

DON'T COME DOWN TO NAPLES.

 

Whatever you do. Although you said you're not, but still...

 

You'd regret it.

Guest Incandenza
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I didn't say I'd be doing beach stuff. If you'll notice, the condo has a DVD player.

You're excited about a DVD player?

Guest Angle-plex
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I didn't say I'd be doing beach stuff. If you'll notice, the condo has a DVD player.

So you're going down to florida so you can stay inside and watch DVDs?

Guest Incandenza
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I'm not a big fan of this state, but COME ON!

Guest The Superstar
Posted

That'd be less fun than playing golf at Naples Beach Resort with the senior citizens that make up 85% of the population.

 

on second thought...

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

there is a girl that is from Wisconsin that is "good friends" with my roommate and her family is staying in lovely Nipples, FL right now...

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