Something about the Grammy Nominations

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I know some of you are completely smitten over Avril, but after seeing and hearing her announce this years Grammy nominees all I can say is Jesus Christ this girl needs to get a clue. I assume she is way to young to know who David Bowie is let alone say his name right. And in inverviews all she can say is "like" about 100 times over. She seems as deep as a 3 foot pool. Sorry guys I had to say it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And she got all those Pop nominations that should have been you-know-who's. Song of the Year my ass. Go anywhere outside of this narrow-minded country and you'll hear "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" be called Song of the Year.

[Guest spiny norman]

Wasn't Can't Get You Out Of My Head 2001? But yeah, I hate Avril. Why do The Grammies give the awards to really undeserving individuals half the time, and then suddenly give it someone who does deeserve it the next?

 

If Avril wins Best Newcomer it will be a joke. They should give it to someone who will be around for a while. I think I'll root for Norah Jones to get that one. But they never get it right for Best Newcomer, Madonna couldn't get it in 1983 and look who's the female pop singer 90% of the artists have tried to emulate.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Wasn't Can't Get You Out Of My Head 2001?

Not here in America. Here it was released in January, and the album was released on February 26th.

 

EDIT: I got the date wrong!! I have disappointed... (cries)

[Guest Dace59]

Hello, mister judges, little place called GOTHENBURG!

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

There are people on this board smitten over Avril?

 

Where?

 

All I've seen is well-deserved Avril bashing.

[Guest converge241]

theres some Crazy Canucks who love her floating around

[Guest hardyz1]

I'm personally rooting for John Mayer for Best new Artist. Too much estrogen in that category.

[Guest treble charged]

The town Avril's from has some cheap gas. I like that.

 

Girl's retarded, though. I mean, Christ, you call yourself 'hardcore' and 'rock', but don't know who to pronounce David fucking Bowie's name. Sad.

[Guest starvenger]

The town Avril's from has some cheap gas. I like that.

 

Girl's retarded, though. I mean, Christ, you call yourself 'hardcore' and 'rock', but don't know who to pronounce David fucking Bowie's name. Sad.

I'll bet that she knows who Terri Clark, Michelle Wright, Blue Rodeo and Stompin' Tom Connors are though.

 

Actually, she'd BETTER know who Stompin' Tom is...

[Guest starvenger]

theres some Crazy Canucks who love her floating around

Hey at least they're not supporting Celine Dion...

[Guest treble charged]

Hey, if she didn't know who Stompin' Tom was, a whole country would riot.

[Guest converge241]

"Hey at least they're not supporting Celine Dion... "

 

 

i was in some crazy Celine resturaunt whilst in Canada on my Honeymoon

 

scary

 

btw just want to make clear that there was a smiley face after the crazy canucks to signify the jokingness of the statement

 

 

*fears Canadian attack*

[Guest starvenger]

i was in some crazy Celine resturaunt whilst in Canada on my Honeymoon

 

scary

A Celine-themed restaurant? Now THAT is some seriously scary shit.

[Guest NoCalMike]

The Grammys have seemed to confuse themselves as a popularity contest which is usually reserved for the MTV awards show and the Billboard record sales awards show. Bottomline, if the Grammys actually had "experts" in the fields of each genre, there is no way almost ANY of those nominees would exist. The Metal category is quite simply a JOKE, like it is every year.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

The very fact that Nine Inch Nails, Tool, and JETHRO TULL have all been nominated (and won) the metal award in the past is enough to prove that the Grammy people have no fucking clue what metal is. NO...FUCKING...CLUE...

 

Fuck Avril. Mwahaha...

[Guest Sandman9000]

Sad thing is, she wore a old shirt that had the name of the college I go to about it.

 

So, everyone got all excited about it, and the people down the hall have already made plans to throw me out of my room and into the basement so that Avril can have my room, since she wore a shirt from my college, she is obviously coming here.

 

Actually, I think the people down the hall just want me to leave.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Just give 'em a few thumbtack bat shots. THEY CAN'T TALK TO THE 2003 SMARKS RUMBLE WINNER THAT WAY~!

[Guest Human Fly]

I didn't hear it, how did she pronounce Bowie's name?

[Guest treble charged]

Bow-eee

[Guest subliminal_animal]

"Bo-ee" isn't how you pronounce it? That's the one I've always heard.

 

If Avril wins Best Newcomer it will be a joke.

Grammys are a joke. They're nowhere near the Oscars and the Emmys.

 

But they never get it right for Best Newcomer, Madonna couldn't get it in 1983 and look who's the female pop singer 90% of the artists have tried to emulate.

Who'd she lose to?

[Guest treble charged]

I meant 'bow' as in 'take a bow'.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Id like to suggest we do the Bill Hicks, "Kill the Celebrity" show idea. Arvail(SP and I dont fucking care how its suppose to be) is my first nominee.

[Guest Sandman9000]

When people were all exicted about Avril and assuming that she was coming to my school, I told them that if I saw her, I'd kick her teeth down her fucking throat.

 

So, I can help kill her.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fuck Avril.

Okay. No problem!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The very fact that ... JETHRO TULL have been nominated (and won) the metal award in the past...

In defense of the Grammy commitee, there was no one more deserving to win that award than Jethro Tull.

[Guest EricMM]

I'm personally rooting for John Mayer for Best new Artist. Too much estrogen in that category.

John Mayer has far more estrogen than most of the females in that catagory... Your Body is a Wonderland makes me vomit. I JUST CAN'T HELP IT!!!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

God yes, that's the single worst piece of fratboy trying to get laid garbage that I've ever heard. Unbelievably sappy with all the cheese of a power ballad.

[Guest nl5xsk1]

Avril is kind of a guilty pleasure for me ... I don't overly respect her skills or anything, and do not think that she's punk at all, but she's not as horrendous as so many people on this board claim.

 

But then again, I've seen every episode of every TV show the Olsen Twins have done so maybe my opinion is a bit jaded ... and no, I'm NOT a pedophile.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I think "So Little Time" is okay. Better than "Two of a Kind," which wasn't horrible either.

 

I meant 'bow' as in 'take a bow'.

I do so all the time.