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XFL II

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but, on my Football Mogul, I have brought the XFL back from the dead.

 

But, not the puny 8 team XFL. It will be a 30 team XFL that tries to compete with the NFL (stop laughing)

 

and it will be more xtreme than ever.

 

Teams in XFL-II:

 

The Originals: Chicago Enforcers, Los Angeles Xtreme, San Francisco Demons, New York Hitmen

 

One defector: Lured by the un-political correctness of the XFL and the non-existant salary cap, the Washington Redskins move to the XFL

 

The re-locatees: The Orlando Rage moves to Jacksonville to become the Jacksonville Rage, the Memphis Maniax move to Miami to become the Miami Maniax, The Las Vegas Outlaws move to Denver to become the Denver Outlaws, The Birmingham Thunderbolts move to Tennessee and become the Tennessee Thunderbolts

 

and the new teams

 

The Arizona Arsonists

The Atlanta Abortionists

The Baltimore Bombers

The Buffalo Testicles

The Carolina Criminals

The Cincinnati Sinners

The Dallas Fighting Cows (the least offensive XFLII name)

The Detroit Devils

The Green Bay Gamblers

The Houston Grim Reapers

The Indianapolis Inferno

The Kansas City Killers

The Minnesota Murderers

The New England Attitude

The Philadelphia Plunderers

The Pittsburgh Pedophiles

The San Diego Xecutionerz

The Seattle Satans

The Tampa Bay Terrorists

 

but two teams don't have nicknames yet..

 

so I am asking you to help name the New Orleans and St. Louis XFL franchises

 

Who will win the FFC (Flair Football Conference) title and face the HHHFC (Triple H Football Conference) champion in The Million Dollar Game II?

 

We will see.. but you can cheer on your local XFL team in their 5,000 to 12,000 seat stadium or on ESPN2

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

New Orleans Flashers?

 

And, If I remember correctly, the name Bombers was actually considered for the NFL expansion team that never came (Went to Carolina and Jacksonville..) to Baltimore..

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Upon further searching, I found one damned good thread on sports teams that never played, such as:

 

The St. Petersberg Giants

The Los Angeles Seahawks

The Saska Tunes (The relocated St. Louis Blues in Saskatoon)

The St. Louis Grizzlies

 

The thread

 

and one other funny entry for a new Jazz name in the 70s. The Utah Polygamists.

 

*checks his list*

 

St. Louis Polygamists doesn't have a ring to it

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Guest evenflowDDT

How about the St. Louis Sychos? If needed, you could even spell it properly I suppose, but misspelling things is BAD-ASS~!

 

As for N'Orleans... the Voodoo? Witch doctors? Something along those lines would be cool.

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Guest subliminal_animal

Offensive names? Okay ... why not? [NOTE: Not all of them are offensive]

 

 

New Orleans Homeless People Need to Be Rounded Up and Sent to Concentration and Death Camps (like that one)

New Orleans Al-Quaida

New Orleans Date Rapists

New Orleans Baby Rapists (that's disgusting)

New Orleans Black Cajuns

New Orleans Venereal Disease

New Orleans Ethnic Cleansers

New Orleans Fetus Eaters (They team with the Abortionists out of convenience for both sides.)

New Orleans Hatecrime

New Orleans Homocide (See, they hate gay people, because that might offend someone and is a pun.)

 

 

St. Louis X-Rateds (C'mon, the ever-cool letter "X" is built right in.)

St. Louis Slavemasters

St. Louis Slavetraders

St. Louis Bondage Monsters

St. Louis Bustnutters

St. Louis Nutbusters

St. Louis Cancer

St. Louis Tumors

St. Louis Sucks

St. Louis Sinners (more suited for them than Cincinatti)

St. Louis Patron Saints of Barbers

St. Louis Patron Saints of Masons

St. Louis Patron Saints of Sculptors

St. Louis Patron Saints of Teriaries

 

 

It's too bad there's no NFL teams in New Jersey and Las Vegas. Gamblers would work on either one better than they would for Green Bay. But on the other hand, that would also be lame.

 

I also suggest you drop "Devils" since the NHL doesn't get any problems for it. Unless their name is changed to "Devils (Satanists)" and their logo is pentagram.

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Guest Mole

I'd make fun of you Rob, but you have the best WR in the game in your sig, so I'll let it go.

 

NINERS BABY!!

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Guest LaParkaMarka

The New England Attitude doesn't seem very offensive at all, man. How about the New England Cum Chowders or something? That seems more offensive.

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Guest ant_7000

Then as for players, instead of "Never was" or "Has Beens" players acquire "Troubled but talented" ones.

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

New England Attitude isn't offensive, it's ridiculous, in a good way. And in that spirit, I will make suggestions for the two XFLII teams...

New Orleans Angst

St. Louis Drama

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Guest subliminal_animal
I'm leaning towards the "St. Louis Scientologists"

 

and maybe the New Orleans Burn, which sounds like a VD

How about New Orleans Veneral Disease, which I gave you? It rolls off the tongue.

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Guest BobbyWhioux

New Orleans Mulattoes [that ought to be nice and offensive...when in doubt go for the cheap heat of race]

 

St. Louis Sins: just retarded enough to work. Or, better yet, be really "cool" and "trendy" and drop the s. St. Louis Sin!

 

Or maybe St. Louis S&Ms. With a cheerleader squad known as the Leather Slaves?

 

Oh, and while it might infringe on copyright somewhat, I say instead of the "Testicles" that you call the Buffalo team The Balls. Buffalo Balls. Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Balls. [Hee Hee.] Wearing a uniform topped with a solid blue helmet with purple trim, their fans affectionately call them "the Blue Balls." [Or derisively, when the offensive unit becomes notorious for being inefficient in the red zone.]

 

:)

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