Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2003 but, on my Football Mogul, I have brought the XFL back from the dead. But, not the puny 8 team XFL. It will be a 30 team XFL that tries to compete with the NFL (stop laughing) and it will be more xtreme than ever. Teams in XFL-II: The Originals: Chicago Enforcers, Los Angeles Xtreme, San Francisco Demons, New York Hitmen One defector: Lured by the un-political correctness of the XFL and the non-existant salary cap, the Washington Redskins move to the XFL The re-locatees: The Orlando Rage moves to Jacksonville to become the Jacksonville Rage, the Memphis Maniax move to Miami to become the Miami Maniax, The Las Vegas Outlaws move to Denver to become the Denver Outlaws, The Birmingham Thunderbolts move to Tennessee and become the Tennessee Thunderbolts and the new teams The Arizona Arsonists The Atlanta Abortionists The Baltimore Bombers The Buffalo Testicles The Carolina Criminals The Cincinnati Sinners The Dallas Fighting Cows (the least offensive XFLII name) The Detroit Devils The Green Bay Gamblers The Houston Grim Reapers The Indianapolis Inferno The Kansas City Killers The Minnesota Murderers The New England Attitude The Philadelphia Plunderers The Pittsburgh Pedophiles The San Diego Xecutionerz The Seattle Satans The Tampa Bay Terrorists but two teams don't have nicknames yet.. so I am asking you to help name the New Orleans and St. Louis XFL franchises Who will win the FFC (Flair Football Conference) title and face the HHHFC (Triple H Football Conference) champion in The Million Dollar Game II? We will see.. but you can cheer on your local XFL team in their 5,000 to 12,000 seat stadium or on ESPN2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted January 8, 2003 New Orleans Flashers? And, If I remember correctly, the name Bombers was actually considered for the NFL expansion team that never came (Went to Carolina and Jacksonville..) to Baltimore.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2003 Upon further searching, I found one damned good thread on sports teams that never played, such as: The St. Petersberg Giants The Los Angeles Seahawks The Saska Tunes (The relocated St. Louis Blues in Saskatoon) The St. Louis Grizzlies The thread and one other funny entry for a new Jazz name in the 70s. The Utah Polygamists. *checks his list* St. Louis Polygamists doesn't have a ring to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 8, 2003 How about the St. Louis Sychos? If needed, you could even spell it properly I suppose, but misspelling things is BAD-ASS~! As for N'Orleans... the Voodoo? Witch doctors? Something along those lines would be cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2003 For now, the two teams are The New Orleans Voodoo Daddies The St. Louis Sychos Maybe another good suggestion will come in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DawnBTVS Report post Posted January 9, 2003 New Orleans Coven New Orleans Warlocks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Offensive names? Okay ... why not? [NOTE: Not all of them are offensive] New Orleans Homeless People Need to Be Rounded Up and Sent to Concentration and Death Camps (like that one) New Orleans Al-Quaida New Orleans Date Rapists New Orleans Baby Rapists (that's disgusting) New Orleans Black Cajuns New Orleans Venereal Disease New Orleans Ethnic Cleansers New Orleans Fetus Eaters (They team with the Abortionists out of convenience for both sides.) New Orleans Hatecrime New Orleans Homocide (See, they hate gay people, because that might offend someone and is a pun.) St. Louis X-Rateds (C'mon, the ever-cool letter "X" is built right in.) St. Louis Slavemasters St. Louis Slavetraders St. Louis Bondage Monsters St. Louis Bustnutters St. Louis Nutbusters St. Louis Cancer St. Louis Tumors St. Louis Sucks St. Louis Sinners (more suited for them than Cincinatti) St. Louis Patron Saints of Barbers St. Louis Patron Saints of Masons St. Louis Patron Saints of Sculptors St. Louis Patron Saints of Teriaries It's too bad there's no NFL teams in New Jersey and Las Vegas. Gamblers would work on either one better than they would for Green Bay. But on the other hand, that would also be lame. I also suggest you drop "Devils" since the NHL doesn't get any problems for it. Unless their name is changed to "Devils (Satanists)" and their logo is pentagram. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 9, 2003 St. Louis Shooters? Come on, give us a better name than the Sychos... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted January 12, 2003 I'd make fun of you Rob, but you have the best WR in the game in your sig, so I'll let it go. NINERS BABY!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted January 12, 2003 The New England Attitude doesn't seem very offensive at all, man. How about the New England Cum Chowders or something? That seems more offensive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted January 14, 2003 Then as for players, instead of "Never was" or "Has Beens" players acquire "Troubled but talented" ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted January 14, 2003 New Orleans Jazz?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 14, 2003 New England Attitude isn't offensive, it's ridiculous, in a good way. And in that spirit, I will make suggestions for the two XFLII teams... New Orleans Angst St. Louis Drama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2003 I'm leaning towards the "St. Louis Scientologists" and maybe the New Orleans Burn, which sounds like a VD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted January 14, 2003 So how will this work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted January 17, 2003 I'm leaning towards the "St. Louis Scientologists" and maybe the New Orleans Burn, which sounds like a VD How about New Orleans Veneral Disease, which I gave you? It rolls off the tongue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted January 19, 2003 New England Clam Choda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Creepy Crawl Report post Posted January 20, 2003 The Houston Grim Reapers . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BobbyWhioux Report post Posted January 21, 2003 New Orleans Mulattoes [that ought to be nice and offensive...when in doubt go for the cheap heat of race] St. Louis Sins: just retarded enough to work. Or, better yet, be really "cool" and "trendy" and drop the s. St. Louis Sin! Or maybe St. Louis S&Ms. With a cheerleader squad known as the Leather Slaves? Oh, and while it might infringe on copyright somewhat, I say instead of the "Testicles" that you call the Buffalo team The Balls. Buffalo Balls. Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Balls. [Hee Hee.] Wearing a uniform topped with a solid blue helmet with purple trim, their fans affectionately call them "the Blue Balls." [Or derisively, when the offensive unit becomes notorious for being inefficient in the red zone.] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted February 4, 2003 I think the Raiders should defect since Al and the NFL hate each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted February 20, 2003 I guess this was a bigger failure than the original. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
