Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Yeah, bring it back Kotz. I'm around for it this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Ehh, we'll see how bad Dopey's attempt is before we do anything ourselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Puh-LEAZE. surely you can come up with a better fake news story than that. Puh-LEAZE, Wasted-youth, explain to us unimaginitive folk what constitutes a good fake news story. Can you please demonstrate the finer points of writing a fake news story to us simpeltons. After your sublime faux news story, maybe, just maybe we can ride the skirt-tales of your genius. Puh-LEAZE, we are waiting O'great poet sage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Still waiting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Loser. Want a whole fake news story THREAD? Smoke on this one, biznatch: The Abbey Party Convention Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Loser. Want a whole fake news story THREAD? Smoke on this one, biznatch: The Abbey Party Convention Tsk, tsk, tsk. A challenge made, a challenge not accepted. Doth fear consume thee? Us losers need not an entire thread, we simply request one of yours, O'great and wise sage. But a pardon, to speak again my liege. When O' fairest of poets can we expect a faux news story from you? We are waiting our liege. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 9, 2003 But those ARE mine! They're everyone's who contributed! Our devotion to fake news was so great that we made up a common screen name (AP Newswire) to post news stories with!! And don't even try that Shakespearean crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Turn it into a free republic of the people. Give up my dictatorship after an election decided who would be president. You know, how it should be now. Not a democracy, a REPUBLIC. --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Ok then, why don't you start a faux news thread and we'll join in. If you don't then I will. What's it going to be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Well, first of all, my new title would be Pharoah. All matters of foreign affairs would be conducted while laying around in hammocks with no shoes on. I guarantee the world peace process would go much smoother were everyone forced to be barefoot and relaxed as the bongs and umbrella drinks are handed out. "So anyway, Yassir, what's your problem with Ariel over here?" "Fuckin', he's an infidel and shit." Ok. We're going to burn one and sort this out. If you can't do it peacefully, then we're hittin' this tequila bottle until we're all good and pissed, and we're going to duke it out in the driveway. Whoever wins gets their way. Also, the PMRC and all of the sadistic Washington Wives that support it would be rounded up and humiliated in public prior to their exile in a leper colony somewhere in Egypt. The national anthem would be hereby changed every year, alternating between Slayer, Dillinger Escape Plan, and Pink Floyd. The songs would also change each time. Cigarettes and gas would also be untaxable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 9, 2003 The national anthem would be hereby changed every year, alternating between Slayer, Dillinger Escape Plan, and Pink Floyd. The songs would also change each time. Interesting anthem selection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I would turn the world into the one from 1984. Except all women would be forced to shave downstairs rather than let a jungle grow downstairs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Kotz, The State would so kick this government's ass I say declare war...I'm sick of diplomatic missions in Africa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 10, 2003 I'm going to wait for more support from others before doing anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted January 10, 2003 smart idea...wait for the masses to come back and support the state... we built it, they will come again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
