Guest Goodear Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Knock knock! The front door of the house opens to reveal the towering figure of The Hville Thugg! Standing there in a bathrobe, the big man is in his usual pleasant mood... "What the mutha fuck is this? It be one tirty in the mutha fuckin' morning! What dah fuck do you want bitch?!" "Oh excuse, me, I'm sorry for waking you," answers the quivering voice of one SJl World Champion Ejiro Fasaki. Looking up at the monstrous individual before him, Fasaki quickly blurts out... "Hey I know you!" "You don't know me bitch! You ain't my boy! You ain't my cuz! You don't know shit!" "Oh... sorry... uhm... I'm a little lost and I'm looking for directions..." "Do I look like a fucking map, ho? I got bidness in the afternoon and I need some damn sleep so get the fuck away from my crib now!" growls The Thugg as he slams the door into the face of one Mr. Fasaki. "Geeze," moans The SJL Champion, "Who knew Shaq cursed so much?" Four hours later Finally pulling into the parking lot of a particular run down theme park in the thriving metropolis of Wyckoff, New Jersey, SJL World Champion Ejiro Fasaki has but one thought going through his mind as readies for this early morning's activities... Why me? "Because you're the junior member Fasaki," states the impassive voice of one MR. Tom Flesher, "And as such, we get to send you on the tasks that will help you grow as a competitor. And more importantly, the rest of us don't want to go down to that freak show." "But...I'm only the junior member by only an hour! Fugue and I joined up on the same day for the love of Pete," whines Ejiro. Tom replies, "Well, who'se fault is that? Look, Fasaki don't you want to get even with those Carnies for what they have done to us? Breaking into our complex was bad enough, but then ... New Years Eve." "I remember, trust me, I remember. It is not everyday I see my dinner twice in a row. But what if I get caught? What if they all beat the tar out of me? I have responsibilities too you know." "Look, you won't get caught. Just do what you're told or I'll have Danny tell you stories about his childhood again." Ejiro shudders in horror back in New Jersey at the premise of that. Afterall, Danny Williams might be a good guy and all, but how many times can you here about how Katie Vick left him for a burn victim before it becomes repetitive? Hey, wait a minute... "Did I just have a flashback? Sweet Jesus, I have been spending too much time with Judge Mental." Sneaking onto the grounds of the theme park, Ejiro easily makes his way to the merry-go-round that serves as a "hidden" entrance to the home of the Midnight Carnival. Under his breath, Ejiro says a little prayer of thanks to Frost Brand Thermal Imaging Sattelites that provided him with such a clear picture as to where he might find the way into the inner sanctum of the Carnies. Stepping into the center of the merry-go-round, Ejiro looks about for some sort of way in... and sees a blinking screen that reads out Password Check. "Password? No one told me about a freaking password," mutters Ejiro, "How about... EH?" Access Denied "That would be too easy. How about... LESIBAN" Access Denied "Flesher is gay?" Access Denied "Ah, screw it, I'll take the stairs..." And so he does... stepping down the dark corridor to the bottom. Walking out, Fasaki looks about the wide rooms and strange homages to spam. But still, he has no idea as to where exactly he should be going and so, he wanders about for a moment before walking into a particularly bright room and he is IMMEDIATELY tackled to the ground. "Who are you?" asks a rather large man that appears to be about ready to join with Team Angle. "Uh..." Ejiro has to think quickly, what excuse can he possibly come up with that will fool this huge monster of a man, finally a choice is made, "Bacon delivery." Letting Ejiro up, the large man answers, "Oh hi. Is Carl sick or something? Because CIA has been pacing the walls lately waiting for his shipment. I'm Nitro by the way... want to play some powerball?" "No that's okay. I should just drop off my bacon and be on my way, I have lots of pork to drop off this morning... which way to the Carnies' personal quarters?" "Over there," says The American Gladiator. "Thanks, hey say hello to G-Money for me..." Two Hours Later "Harumph.... grandle.... shmeh...." As you can all tell, Annie Eclectic is not the prettiest thing in the universe at first light. Slowly, she drags her body out of bed and stumbles up. Rubbing her hair for just a moment, the Hardcore Queen staggers into her own personal bathroom for some... uhhh.... stuff.... when.... SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! "WHO THE HELL PUT THE SEAT UP?!?!" Revenge is ours... Scene Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Wow, you showed them. Who says that the Carnies are the best at pranking? I mean, this CLEARLY outclasses King and Raynor having Wilson and ELM getting married, or Operation: POOFNAR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted January 9, 2003 That was the point, there TBS. Ejiro goes through all sorts of crap like getting lost, the password thing, The American Gladiators just to do the simplest most assinine prank possible. It's ironic DAMN IT! Edit TBS explained to me that he was complementing me... I must of had my sarcasim meter set way to high. Sorry Strangler... I submit to your chowdah flavored ass beating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I mean, this CLEARLY outclasses King and Raynor having King and ELM getting married Strange, I don't remember it quite like that. The promo itself was pretty funny, especially Ejiro think that Thugg was Shaq. TBS Edit: Sorry bout that typo, Mags. You and Wilson were obviously the ones who got hitched....King is SO not your type... ELM Edit: Not a problem. Pats still suck, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted January 9, 2003 *shakes fist* DAMN YOUSE GUYS~! DAMN YOUSE!!!!!!!! -Annie "I Get Wet In More Ways Than One" E Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Ahahahaha...Nitro... That is all. Fine work. More American Gladiators and you'll be in the big leagues in no time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Classic. I applaud you Ejiro-son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kelloggs Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Ejiro is great... Leaving the seat up is a great prank... Mike Sanders debuting at NWA TNA is much MUCH greater though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
