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Guest Kotzenjunge

(snaps) Oh yeah, can't forget about Avril!

 

I'd bone Avril before Kylie though. I have too much regard for Ms. Minogue to think about her in such a lustful manner.

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Guest treble charged

I've heard through this guy that I work with, back home, that one of his friends attended a party with Miss Lavigne before she hit the big time. Well, anyway, at this party, she was apparently filmed dyking it out with another chick. It's possible that they were at the same party, as her hometown is about 1 1/2 hours from where I'm from, but I don't know if you want to believe it, or not.

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Guest Matt Young
I doubt any of you have heard her material before she became big in the US, so I'll gladly admit that what you've heard is pretty much typical Pop fare.

That's true. All I've really heard is "Can't Get You Out of My Head", "Fever", and "Come Into My World". Of course, I was also known to get a little jiggy to the Locomotion when in came on Dance Party in the late 80's.... :ph34r: :headbang:

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Guest evenflowDDT
I've heard through this guy that I work with, back home, that one of his friends attended a party with Miss Lavigne before she hit the big time. Well, anyway, at this party, she was apparently filmed dyking it out with another chick. It's possible that they were at the same party, as her hometown is about 1 1/2 hours from where I'm from, but I don't know if you want to believe it, or not.

I know for a fact that this is true, however that's not ALL that happened. This guy I know at another board's cousin's best friend was a paramedic, and after the party, Ms. Lavigne had to have A GALLON OF SEMEN PUMPED FROM HER STOMACH! OMG WHAT A SLUT!

 

But that's not all, ladies and gentlemen. My cousin's husband's brother can confirm... Avril pulled a Cher. I'm trying to get him to hawk said removed celebrity ribs on eBay, but we'd have to find a way around it since eBay stopped allowing body parts for sale. Bastards.

 

Right... TATU... who? Oh, right, the faux Russian underage lesbians (that's von... two... sree fetishes!) who have changed their gimmick to reflect the fact that it's been a year and still nobody wants to buy their single. Pot. Kettle. Black.

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Guest Incandenza

And I heard from this guy I know who's cousin's a doctor who said that Avril had the ribs removed so she could EAT OUT HER OWN COOCH! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 THAT'S NASTY~!

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Guest Sassquatch

If Avril did dyke out is was because she was probably drunk.

 

When girls are drunk at party's they do all kinds of dumb things. Making out with another girl at a party who is also drunk is commonly seen.

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Guest Kinetic

Right. I can attest that. And yet, no amount of prodding or additional alcohol could convince them to have a threesome. I think most of that drunken lesbianism is just showing off, rather than anything particularly sexual. That doesn't stop it from occupying my every dream, though.

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Guest What?

I like Kylie

 

 

I dislike TATU

 

 

 

Cool...glad to add my opinion

 

 

 

and lesbians are cool

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