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A lot of people have been talking about how fuckin huge Nathan Jones is, but I've never seen him.

 

Anyone got a pic of him?

 

Thanks fellas.

 

Mole

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Guest Repo Man jr
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He's too huge to fit all of him in a picture!!! But here is the bit that fitted...

 

Nathan.jpg

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

I think the insane, couped up in jail for 10 years gimmick might be a good thing..

 

Or we could be looking at Nailz 2003..

 

I dunno..

Guest wwF1587
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if done right (but this is wwe after all) his gimmick could be one of my all time faves... I hope he can get it done in the ring cause i have never seen or heard of the guy before now

Posted

Well, I am watching Smackdown right now, and they just showed him.

 

Thanks though fellas.

 

Mole

Guest spiny norman
Posted

Isn't Nathan Jones a Supremes song?

 

Wow, that's a good idea for a gimmick actually.

Posted
I think the insane, couped up in jail for 10 years gimmick might be a good thing..

 

Or we could be looking at Nailz 2003..

 

I dunno..

1. He can talk

2. He more than likely won't kick the shit outta Vince.

 

2 reasons why he won't be the next Nailz. This could work.

Guest Repo Man jr
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Isn't Nathan Jones a Supremes song?

 

Wow, that's a good idea for a gimmick actually.

Yeah wonderful!

 

JR: "Oh my god!!! Who the hell is this? He's huge! He's a monster! he's, he's.... he's gonna talk!!!!"

 

Jones: "Hey everybody, i'm Nathan Jones. I'm the guy that the supremes were singing about! Now hit the music..."

 

*Jim Johnston synth-pop version of the song starts*

 

Jones: "Nathan Jones, I've been gone too long, a-doo doo doo da" *repeat*

 

*Crowd looks on in horror*

 

Jones: "Instrumental bit, come on everybody..."

 

*Nathan dances like my drunk dad at a wedding*

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

yeah, and his finisher can be the Boomerang clotheslines!

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

I guess "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" is out of the question for his theme.

 

"Tie my Prison Bitch Down?" I guess that works.

 

He can fued with Bradshaw.

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Posted
huh, for some reason I was thinking he was black

Wow me to......that's weird.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

I guess it's the Angle-Saxonish name.

 

Geez, though...an Aussie who spent 10 years in prison. When all of the Aussies were decendants of prisoners anyway.

 

So, he was arrested about the same time...

 

SHIT!! NATHAN JONES RAPED KATIE VICK'S DEAD BODY!! It wasn't Kane. It was NATHAN JONES' AUSSIE HOSSIE SEMEN!!

 

Maybe he was the animal in the road, too.

Guest Downhome
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Here are a few...

 

nathanjones.jpg

 

...and here is some text from where that picture is from...

 

A Former Worlds Strongest Man and Highland Games Champion, Nathan Jones now is touted as a the WWF's Next Big Thing. At near 7 ft and over 350lbs we can see why!

 

...and now more pictures...

 

nathan_j.jpg

 

img1_thumb.jpg

 

...I think you get the idea now, right?

Guest AndrewTS
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Who all here has actually SEEN him wrestle?

I think a few, including Barron if I'm not mistaken, has seen him. I haven't seen anything much higher praise than "he sucks." Remember also that guys in WWE usually start out not quite as good as they were before the WWE before they get their move sets limited.

 

Oh yes...expect this guy to suck royally. Apparently he supposedly has good mic skills, which is more than I can say for Brock or Blahtista.

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

He's a giant Harris brother.

 

I weep.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

He's not good in the ring...but with a good gimmick and his freakish size, he'll get over

Guest Downhome
Posted

Call me crazy, but I say let's give this time and see how he plays out before we all judge him as unworthy. We all might end up loving his gimmick or something, you never know.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

Watching him at the WWA PPV was enough for me to tell how craptastic Jones is. I mean, seriously, his match with Jarrett and the later one with Steiner was just godawful.

Guest Downhome
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Watching him at the WWA PPV was enough for me to tell how craptastic Jones is. I mean, seriously, his match with Jarrett and the later one with Steiner was just godawful.

I've seen weirder things happen, so it's possible he could end up passable at least. At least give it time to see his debut, how he performs, and his first match and the such. We don't know how he'll be used, or anything really. He's signed to a WWE contract, he WILL be on our TV's soon. I say just give him at least a first shot on WWE TV before we all bash him and hate on him, if not for him or WWE, then for our sanity, lol.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

Well, considering that I just stopped watching RAW for good after RAW IS QUEER, I hope he lands on the Monday night show so I can avoid him.

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