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Let's find the most retarded web sites ever...

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Guest Downhome   

Guest Downhome
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I think I have found the worlds most retarded website. Not only is it obvious this guy has way too much time on his hands, but he actually has SHIRTS for sale, it's insane. Here ya go...

 

http://www.emotioneric.com/

 

...and share whatever you find people, it'll be hard to top this rubbish.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

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Guest Kingpk   

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Portal of Evil

 

This site has all you need. It even has a link to a site Inc. would like:

 

Boink Da Plush!

 

02/02/00, 03:24 kthor

Society & Culture Sex

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All of the other stuffed animal sex pages I've found have kept it pretty implicit, but this guy goes all-out with multiple nasty movies of him slipping the meat to his poor fuzzy friends.

 

Chez Noir

Click on Alf. Click on Alf. Click on Alf. This is my new favorite site!

 

EDIT: Fuck, it's not working.

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Guest HBK16   

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A while back someone on here posted a site for a gang with a recruiting page to join the gang. They made you put your name and adress and previous gang relations. I dont know the adress though.

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Guest KingOfOldSchool   

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I think I have found the worlds most retarded website. Not only is it obvious this guy has way too much time on his hands, but he actually has SHIRTS for sale, it's insane. Here ya go...

 

http://www.emotioneric.com/

 

...and share whatever you find people, it'll be hard to top this rubbish.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

Please. How can it be "having too much time on your hands," if it takes a maximum of 10 minutes to take a picture and upload it, especially when he doesn't even update all that often. It is pointless fun, but it's so bad, it's good. It's not like he's begging people to buy him stuff off of an amazon wishlist either, like so many other sites out there.

 

Besides which, the most retarded sites out there are without a doubt "pesonal pages." Pages which have no purpose for existing, nor any "concept" behind them at all, other than for the webmaster to supplement his own ego by thinking people actually give a shit about what his favorite food is.

 

Almost as worthless, but sometimes one and the same as the one above, are "blogs." Not ALL blogs, mind you, but blogs devoid of opinion and thought, as if people care about the most mundane thing you did today... Maddox said it best.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic   

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Is that the same site that the guy made fun of little kids drawings..?..

 

Yep..

 

That guy sucks just as much as the woman who took a nap and ate a sandwich.

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Guest Downhome   

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Thats..disturbing..

That doesn't begin to describe it. I can't believe people submit pictures to the site!

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Guest Downhome   

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Here are the rules for humping, just so you bastards can remember...

 

Humping is not to be seen as a sexual fetish.

 

Humping is intended to be strictly for entertainment purposes only.

 

It's not real humping unless you have documentation of it in the form of a picture or video.

 

Everything is fair game. The more unusual the better.

 

Monuments, landmarks, and historical artifacts make for the best humps.

 

NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE HUMPING ANIMALS! It's wrong and gross.

 

When submitting a humping picture, please include a short description and story.

 

Always support fellow humpers by encouraging and coaxing them to hump things for your benefit. Peer pressure is what fuels a humper.

 

Always use your best judgement while humping. Many people in this repressed humping society may perceive you as a threat and kick your ass.

 

Only hump a person if you're drunk. Humping someone while sober can be mistaken as a sexual advance. (Please see rule #1)

 

...ugh.

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Guest Sassquatch   

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Rotten.com

 

I found this site a couple years ago and it has some of the most downright disturbing and retarded things I have ever seen.

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Guest converge241   

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"Rotten.com

 

I found this site a couple years ago and it has some of the most downright disturbing and retarded things I have ever seen."

 

rotten is the stuff

 

i like the warnings

 

dont click on this picture

 

so of course you have to

 

then you get mangled genetalia as result of chainsaw/motorcycle/shark accidents or what have you

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Guest Kotzenjunge   

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xpwrestling.com

AHHHH! MAKE IT DIE!

 

http://www.icyhotstunta.com/

 

YEah Dawg! How could we be fogettin the Icy Hot Stunnaz!

See, the Eclipse (even if it's a few years old) is respectable, and the Firebird is good too, but that Ranger's gotta go. And why would they need Pops to let them put decals on the Tahoe, yet be on their way out to the clubs? A bunch of little wannabe blingers who probably did nothing to those cars but put some sparkly rims on them. I mean, dubs on a Firebird? It's already a V6, you want to make it even slower with some big-ass wheels?

 

I saw that site a couple of weeks ago actually. The sites that make fun of them are hilarious. "My brother let me pose next to his red car. I don't know what kind it is, but it's got dubs! REPRESENT!"

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Guest welshjerichomark   

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blazin' squad forum

 

this is truly the worst message board ever. it makes that stupid girlie forum everyone invaded recently look like the mensa message board. this shit makes me ashamed to be a teenage girl.

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Guest Ravenbomb   

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that one guy who was a 19 year old senior in high school and hated gay people and wanted all of America to not wear jeans and all that crap.

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