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Make your own music reality show

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Guest converge241

that you would like to see in a house a la Real World/Surreal Life

 

mine:

 

amy grant

glenn benton (deicide)

syd barrett

robert johnson

axl rose

traci lords (hey she made a techno album)

peter steele (type o negative)

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Guest gangsteruwa

Hahaha, that's great. The first name that popped in my head when I read this title was Glen Benton for some reason. I guess having him and some extremely Christian musician would make for excellent television.

 

I'm stealing the first two from you converge, because they are a perfect match.

 

christian woman/anti-christ

amy grant

glen benton (deicide)

 

white supremicist/black man

varg vikernes (burzum)

chuck d

 

straight edge vegan/pot smoking meat eater

karl buechner (earth crisis)

snoop dogg

 

i just thought this paring would really mesh well

christina aguilera

angela gossow (arch enemy)

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Guest red_file

Ozzy and Syd Barrett. Imagine the conversations that would result. Put those two with Tom Petty or Bob Dylan, and you'd probably have to subtitle all four of them, which would probably come across like the the red room from Twin Peaks, but it'd be worth it.

 

Throw Moby in there to be your whiney vegan, Eminem to stir the pot, and, er, I can't think of any interesting women musicians. Hmm.

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Guest nl5xsk1

The sexist pig in me says:

Christina Aguilera

Mandy Moore

Shakira

Kylie Minogue

Avril Lavigne

Britney Spears

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

The realist in me says:

Christina Aguilera

Those two brothers from Oasis (I think it's them, the two that fight all the time)

Henry Rollins

David Lee Roth

Glenn Danzig

Wattie Buchan (from the Exploited)

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

old ass grizzled dude who's almost dead:

Johnny Cash

 

airhead teen fluzy:

Christina Aguilera

 

completely washed up has been, who doesn't know it:

David Lee Roth

 

up and comer on the brink of stardom:

Norah Jones

 

pissed off rapper to fuck shit up:

Ice T

 

pretty white boy for pissed off rapper to fuck up:

Justin Timberlake

 

random guy nobody knows, but who's laid back and cool:

Keb Mo

 

Special appearances would be made Night Ranger to deliver the random pizza

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Guest godthedog

we talking from any time period? if so...

 

frank sinatra (the ubercool party animal who doesn't take shit from anybody)

 

liam gallagher (the total asshole who fights with everybody and everything)

 

ringo starr (the amicable one with the self-effacing charm--the glue that holds the house together)

 

courtney love (the slut with loads of personal problems)

 

mariah carey (the fragile little waif who breaks down & cries all the time)

 

tori amos (the feminist)

 

ol' dirty bastard (the lovable guy who fucks up all the time--people tune in to see what he'll do next)

 

i think that's pretty eclectic. other guys i wanted in but didn't quite make the cut were john lennon (smart, funny, very dynamic personality & an asshole, but i didn't want 2 beatles and i needed ringo) and miles davis (just cause he's so fucking cool...but i already had sinatra as the cool guy).

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Guest converge241

"white supremicist/black man

varg vikernes (burzum)

chuck d"

 

damn

lol

 

i got water on my keyboard at work when i read this and spit it out

 

i wish i thought of a church burner :(

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

assuming dead guys are allowed...

Jim Morrison

Violent J (of the ICP)

Eminem

Marilyn Manson

Courtney Love

Johnny Rotten

Bono

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Guest razazteca

Flava Flav of Public Enemy

Donny Osmand

Beck

Les Claypool

Sade

S Club 7 girl does not matter which one

Ted Nuggent

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Guest TheyCallMeMark

John Petrucci

Jerry Cantrell

Joe Satriani

Steve Vai

Slash

Buckethead

Curt Kirkwood

 

I like to think they would just have guitar duels all day long.

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Guest ZGangsta

I'd pick the most confrontational people I could think of, just to see the fights.

 

Axl Rose

Liam Gahallager

Courtneny Love

Eminem

 

Then add Keith Richards, just because watching the guy go about his daily buissness would be funnier than Ozzy.

 

Then Robert Plant, so he could keep explaining how (truthfully) he's a better musician than everyone else in the house.

 

And finaly Elton John, so Eminem and Axl Rose could have a big fight about who gets to share a tender moment with him in front of cameras to get the media off their back about being homophobic.

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Guest godthedog

if you're gonna have a homosexual on the show, make it a tried-and-true flamer, like boy george.

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Guest Lethargic

Christina Aguilera

Britney Spears

The guitar player from the Donnas.

Fiona Apple

Kylie Minogue

Jewel....

 

....and Me. Complete with peep hole drill and video camera.

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Guest §uperÛnknown

Fred Durst, Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Vanilla Ice, Scott Stapp, Kelly Osbourne and Ja Rule.

 

I'd watch just for the fights.

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

I'd love to see the discussions and all-out fights between these bastards...

Zakk Wylde

Dave Mustaine

P. Diddy

Kerry King

Dee Snider

Fallon Bowman

Avril Lavigne

 

Zakk? You better believe Zakk would get drunk.

Mustaine? You better believe Mustaine would make fun of them all.

Diddy? You better believe Diddy would sample the episodes for his next "song."

Kerry? You better believe Kerry would be worshipping Satan.

Dee? You better believe Dee would be sporting the mullet.

Fallon? You better believe Fallon would BRING THE HOTNESS~!

Oh, and Avril? Avril's dead. Avril's dead. Avril's very, very dead.

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Guest Zero_Cool

Ted Nugent, Keith Richards, Billy Joe Armstrong, David Hasselhof, Kelly Osbourne, Avril Lavigne, Bono...

 

Hasselhof would be the house bitch...you'd see Bono and Ted fighting over politics and gun control, especially after the episode where Ted Nugent walks into the kitchen carrying a dead deer, dripping crimson all over the 35,000$ floor...Richards would be drunk off his ass ninety percent of the time...sounds like a good show.

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Guest Choken One

Ted Nugent (Political and Intelligent)

Chuck D (Black, Political, Intelligent)

Mariyln Manson (Weird, Political, Intelligent, Anti-Christ)

DMX (Black, Hothead, Ignorant,)

Scott Stapp(Creed) (White, Egomaniac, Christian)

David Draiman(Disturbed) (White, Jewish/All religon, Super-Intelligent)

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Yngwie Malmsteen

Axl Rose

Vince Neil

Willie Nelson

Ice T

Kenny G

Mama Cass

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Guest Matt Young

This sounds like fun. Assuming I can't include myself and that I can include deceased people, my list, after very little thought and/or deliberation, goes a little something like this:

 

1. Jim Morrison (Because he's god)

 

2. Avril Lavigne (Gorgeous, talented, and wild... nice combo)

 

3. Keith Richards (If he's anything like he is on Conan... ;))

 

4. Liam Gallagher (Crazy but talented motherfucker wo gets drunk and fights)

 

5. Andrew W.K. (PARTY HARD!!! This guarantees us a ratings point from saturnmark4life)

 

6. Kid Rock (He's a badass pimp who knows who to rock out con tu cock out)

 

***EDIT***

 

Even though he seems like a cool guy... Bye bye, Tommy Lee. Hello,

 

7. Snoop Dogg

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Guest JAxlMorrison

Jim Morrison

 

Axl Rose

 

Kurt Cobain

 

Eminem

 

Kid Rock

 

Tupac Shakur

 

Jimi Hendrix

 

I'm thinking of the nice clashes there would be between Rose and Cobain, Morrison having some nice drunken fun, the greatest parties ever, and maybe some damn good musical collaborations.

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Guest ElectricRaccoon
Slash

Buckethead

Trouble ensues when a hat is mocked, ending with a hurtful "Axl likes ME best!".

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

Buckethead then proceeds to write a guitar solo about monsters that eat greasy-haired perm-loving drunks in tophats...

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Guest TheyCallMeMark

I hope Buckethead doesn't do that because then Izzy might beat him up.

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Guest Ravenbomb

My Music Real World:

ICP

Eminem

Sinead O'Conner

Scott Stapp

Ozzy Osbourne

Bob Geldof

 

Season 2:

Eric Clapton

Christina Agulera

Charles Manson (don't forget, he did some music)

Micheal Jackson

Corey from Slipknot

Trey Parker and Matt Stone (DVDA)

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Guest redbaron51

Dave Mustaine

Maynard James Keenan

Gene Simmons

Frank Zappa

Cat Stevens

Avril Lavinge

Prince

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Guest JangoFett4Hire

Ted Nugent

Jello Biafra

Anne Murray

Charlotte Church

Nelly Furtado

James Brown

Johnny Cash

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