Guest converge241 Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 that you would like to see in a house a la Real World/Surreal Life mine: amy grant glenn benton (deicide) syd barrett robert johnson axl rose traci lords (hey she made a techno album) peter steele (type o negative)
Guest gangsteruwa Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 Hahaha, that's great. The first name that popped in my head when I read this title was Glen Benton for some reason. I guess having him and some extremely Christian musician would make for excellent television. I'm stealing the first two from you converge, because they are a perfect match. christian woman/anti-christ amy grant glen benton (deicide) white supremicist/black man varg vikernes (burzum) chuck d straight edge vegan/pot smoking meat eater karl buechner (earth crisis) snoop dogg i just thought this paring would really mesh well christina aguilera angela gossow (arch enemy)
Guest red_file Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 Ozzy and Syd Barrett. Imagine the conversations that would result. Put those two with Tom Petty or Bob Dylan, and you'd probably have to subtitle all four of them, which would probably come across like the the red room from Twin Peaks, but it'd be worth it. Throw Moby in there to be your whiney vegan, Eminem to stir the pot, and, er, I can't think of any interesting women musicians. Hmm.
Guest nl5xsk1 Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 The sexist pig in me says: Christina Aguilera Mandy Moore Shakira Kylie Minogue Avril Lavigne Britney Spears Jennifer Love Hewitt The realist in me says: Christina Aguilera Those two brothers from Oasis (I think it's them, the two that fight all the time) Henry Rollins David Lee Roth Glenn Danzig Wattie Buchan (from the Exploited)
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 old ass grizzled dude who's almost dead: Johnny Cash airhead teen fluzy: Christina Aguilera completely washed up has been, who doesn't know it: David Lee Roth up and comer on the brink of stardom: Norah Jones pissed off rapper to fuck shit up: Ice T pretty white boy for pissed off rapper to fuck up: Justin Timberlake random guy nobody knows, but who's laid back and cool: Keb Mo Special appearances would be made Night Ranger to deliver the random pizza
Guest godthedog Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 we talking from any time period? if so... frank sinatra (the ubercool party animal who doesn't take shit from anybody) liam gallagher (the total asshole who fights with everybody and everything) ringo starr (the amicable one with the self-effacing charm--the glue that holds the house together) courtney love (the slut with loads of personal problems) mariah carey (the fragile little waif who breaks down & cries all the time) tori amos (the feminist) ol' dirty bastard (the lovable guy who fucks up all the time--people tune in to see what he'll do next) i think that's pretty eclectic. other guys i wanted in but didn't quite make the cut were john lennon (smart, funny, very dynamic personality & an asshole, but i didn't want 2 beatles and i needed ringo) and miles davis (just cause he's so fucking cool...but i already had sinatra as the cool guy).
Guest converge241 Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 "white supremicist/black man varg vikernes (burzum) chuck d" damn lol i got water on my keyboard at work when i read this and spit it out i wish i thought of a church burner
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 assuming dead guys are allowed... Jim Morrison Violent J (of the ICP) Eminem Marilyn Manson Courtney Love Johnny Rotten Bono
Guest razazteca Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 Flava Flav of Public Enemy Donny Osmand Beck Les Claypool Sade S Club 7 girl does not matter which one Ted Nuggent
Guest TheyCallMeMark Posted January 10, 2003 Report Posted January 10, 2003 John Petrucci Jerry Cantrell Joe Satriani Steve Vai Slash Buckethead Curt Kirkwood I like to think they would just have guitar duels all day long.
Guest ZGangsta Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 I'd pick the most confrontational people I could think of, just to see the fights. Axl Rose Liam Gahallager Courtneny Love Eminem Then add Keith Richards, just because watching the guy go about his daily buissness would be funnier than Ozzy. Then Robert Plant, so he could keep explaining how (truthfully) he's a better musician than everyone else in the house. And finaly Elton John, so Eminem and Axl Rose could have a big fight about who gets to share a tender moment with him in front of cameras to get the media off their back about being homophobic.
Guest godthedog Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 if you're gonna have a homosexual on the show, make it a tried-and-true flamer, like boy george.
Guest Lethargic Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 Christina Aguilera Britney Spears The guitar player from the Donnas. Fiona Apple Kylie Minogue Jewel.... ....and Me. Complete with peep hole drill and video camera.
Guest §uperÛnknown Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 Fred Durst, Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Vanilla Ice, Scott Stapp, Kelly Osbourne and Ja Rule. I'd watch just for the fights.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 I'd love to see the discussions and all-out fights between these bastards... Zakk Wylde Dave Mustaine P. Diddy Kerry King Dee Snider Fallon Bowman Avril Lavigne Zakk? You better believe Zakk would get drunk. Mustaine? You better believe Mustaine would make fun of them all. Diddy? You better believe Diddy would sample the episodes for his next "song." Kerry? You better believe Kerry would be worshipping Satan. Dee? You better believe Dee would be sporting the mullet. Fallon? You better believe Fallon would BRING THE HOTNESS~! Oh, and Avril? Avril's dead. Avril's dead. Avril's very, very dead.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 Ted Nugent, Keith Richards, Billy Joe Armstrong, David Hasselhof, Kelly Osbourne, Avril Lavigne, Bono... Hasselhof would be the house bitch...you'd see Bono and Ted fighting over politics and gun control, especially after the episode where Ted Nugent walks into the kitchen carrying a dead deer, dripping crimson all over the 35,000$ floor...Richards would be drunk off his ass ninety percent of the time...sounds like a good show.
Guest Choken One Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 Ted Nugent (Political and Intelligent) Chuck D (Black, Political, Intelligent) Mariyln Manson (Weird, Political, Intelligent, Anti-Christ) DMX (Black, Hothead, Ignorant,) Scott Stapp(Creed) (White, Egomaniac, Christian) David Draiman(Disturbed) (White, Jewish/All religon, Super-Intelligent)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 Yngwie Malmsteen Axl Rose Vince Neil Willie Nelson Ice T Kenny G Mama Cass
Guest Matt Young Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 This sounds like fun. Assuming I can't include myself and that I can include deceased people, my list, after very little thought and/or deliberation, goes a little something like this: 1. Jim Morrison (Because he's god) 2. Avril Lavigne (Gorgeous, talented, and wild... nice combo) 3. Keith Richards (If he's anything like he is on Conan... ) 4. Liam Gallagher (Crazy but talented motherfucker wo gets drunk and fights) 5. Andrew W.K. (PARTY HARD!!! This guarantees us a ratings point from saturnmark4life) 6. Kid Rock (He's a badass pimp who knows who to rock out con tu cock out) ***EDIT*** Even though he seems like a cool guy... Bye bye, Tommy Lee. Hello, 7. Snoop Dogg
Guest JAxlMorrison Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 Jim Morrison Axl Rose Kurt Cobain Eminem Kid Rock Tupac Shakur Jimi Hendrix I'm thinking of the nice clashes there would be between Rose and Cobain, Morrison having some nice drunken fun, the greatest parties ever, and maybe some damn good musical collaborations.
Guest ElectricRaccoon Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 Slash Buckethead Trouble ensues when a hat is mocked, ending with a hurtful "Axl likes ME best!".
Guest TheyCallMeMark Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 I hope that Slash wouldn't make fun of Buckethead.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 Buckethead then proceeds to write a guitar solo about monsters that eat greasy-haired perm-loving drunks in tophats...
Guest TheyCallMeMark Posted January 11, 2003 Report Posted January 11, 2003 I hope Buckethead doesn't do that because then Izzy might beat him up.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted January 12, 2003 Report Posted January 12, 2003 My Music Real World: ICP Eminem Sinead O'Conner Scott Stapp Ozzy Osbourne Bob Geldof Season 2: Eric Clapton Christina Agulera Charles Manson (don't forget, he did some music) Micheal Jackson Corey from Slipknot Trey Parker and Matt Stone (DVDA)
Guest redbaron51 Posted January 12, 2003 Report Posted January 12, 2003 Dave Mustaine Maynard James Keenan Gene Simmons Frank Zappa Cat Stevens Avril Lavinge Prince
Guest JangoFett4Hire Posted January 13, 2003 Report Posted January 13, 2003 Ted Nugent Jello Biafra Anne Murray Charlotte Church Nelly Furtado James Brown Johnny Cash
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