The Gnomes Win The War

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Victory is mine. my neighbors have moved out. The gnome wars are over and they can now relax:

 

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~brycew/beach2.jpg

[Guest Sandman9000]

Proof that God himself is a Gnome.

[Guest MrRant]

Either that or a really angry Dwarf.

[Guest treble charged]

Biggest. Picture. Ever.

 

Good thing he didn't triple post that one.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

hmmm...

 

nah

[Guest Ravenbomb]

congrats!

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Congrats, now throw a party and bake a cake.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Biggest non-picture ever, you mean. I can't see shit.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you can't? it's just a gnome pic

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

God damn that's a huge picture. But congratulations.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

For something so small in real life, it sure takes up an awful lot of space on my screen.

 

Do you know the reason your neighbors left? Besides the gnomes, of course...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You should find out where they moved and keep doing it.

[Guest treble charged]

Imagine how much they'd be freaked out if they opened the door to their new house and saw a gnome standing there with a housewarming gift in his hands.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Just stick ONE in their mailbox with a letter that says "Welcome Home."

[Guest Ram]

You don't know how funny it was to open this thread with Roddy Piper's WWF theme playing.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

That's interesting that it bothered them so much that they actually moved out. Hopefully your new neighbors don't do anything to bring the wrath of the gnomes, but it was a fun prank while it lasted.

 

And yes that is a big picture. If I was back home I'd be pissed. Thank goodness for Ethernet.

[Guest AM The Kid]

And thus ends another CWM chapter...

[Guest Scarlet Pimpernel]

I'm new here, so I'm not familiar with this 'Gnome War' thing. Can someone brief me on what happened?

[Guest Kinetic]

CWM (Cobainwasmurdered) was having a problem with some rowdy neighbors of his. He came onto the board one day and asked for suggestions on how to strike back at them. Being the supergenius that I am, I suggested that he haunt them with lawn gnomes; meaning that he strategically place them outside of his neighbors' home each day, so that they'll gradually become more and more frightened by the bizarre nature of the prank. Other people added to that idea and the gnome offensive was underway.

 

But it was my idea.

[Guest Scarlet Pimpernel]

Heh, sounds like a laugh. Even funnier if it was the reason for CWM's neighbours departure.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You should find out where they moved and keep doing it.

huh. I could probably find out since I know their last name...

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

CWM send me some, I have some people I want to terrorize

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

May your next neighbors be hot, bisexual lesbians.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

May your next neighbors be hot, bisexual lesbians.

I wish.

 

I met the new nieghbors on friday when I was packing for my camping trip and they seem nice enough.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

May your next neighbors be hot, bisexual lesbians.

I wish.

 

I met the new nieghbors on friday when I was packing for my camping trip and they seem nice enough.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

May your next neighbors be hot, bisexual lesbians.

I wish.

 

I met the new nieghbors on friday when I was packing for my camping trip and they seem nice enough.

[Guest Sandman9000]

They can't be nice enough to warrant a triple post now. Can't they?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

god damn it.

 

And no they have to be really special to warrant that.