Commentary for the Rumble match

[Guest Sykotic2002]

I just got to thinking, who gets to do commentary for the Rumble match? I would have one person form Raw do it and one from Smackdown. So that means JR and Tazz. What do you think?

[Guest EternallyLazy]

Probably Cole and Lawler

[Guest Repo Man jr]

Josh and the Cat

 

Josh: "Wow what a great Rumble match Cat, isn't this great? I'm so happy I work here for this great company!"

 

Cat: "Shut up, this is stoopid. Wrestlin' is stoopid! Karate can kick Wrestlin'ass any day. Now somebody call my mamma!"

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Jim Ross and Tazz should do it. That would be a pretty good combo.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Cole & Tazz > All other commentating combo's in the WWE.

 

In a perfect world we'd have Jesse Ventura and Jim Ross(just for Ventura to make JR his bitch).

[Guest AndrewTS]

Chris Kanyon would be a better PBP guy than JR is right now.

[Guest bob_barron]

Cole and Tazz called the last interpromotional match so it's JR and King's turn

[Guest AndrewTS]

Cole and Tazz called the last interpromotional match so it's JR and King's turn

RVD/Benoit at Summerslam?

[Guest bob_barron]

3MW v. Billy-n-Chuck at Unforgiven

[Guest Downhome]

I would like to see Jesse and Ross do it, here in my little dream world.

[Guest Banky]

Who is Jesse?

 

And anybody would be better than JR at this stage of the game. He makes RAW cringe-worthy every week. Plus he's a back stabbing, ass kissing swine.

[Guest AndrewTS]

For some reason I have to hear, just once, Kanyon and Dusty commentating. It would make a shitty match worthwhile.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Who is Jesse?

 

And anybody would be better than JR at this stage of the game.  He makes RAW cringe-worthy every week.  Plus he's a back stabbing, ass kissing swine.

Jessie "The Body" Ventura. A governor who was once a wrestler that nobody had ever heard of. He's more famous for his stint as a color commentator, which he was GREAT at, than his wrestling.

 

He also did color commentary with Mean Gene on the spoof movie Repossessed.

[Guest Scarlet Pimpernel]

Who is Jesse?

 

And anybody would be better than JR at this stage of the game. He makes RAW cringe-worthy every week. Plus he's a back stabbing, ass kissing swine.

Jesse Ventura

[Guest Banky]

Who is Jesse?

 

And anybody would be better than JR at this stage of the game.  He makes RAW cringe-worthy every week.  Plus he's a back stabbing, ass kissing swine.

Jessie "The Body" Ventura. A governor who was once a wrestler that nobody had ever heard of. He's more famous for his stint as a color commentator, which he was GREAT at, than his wrestling.

 

He also did color commentary with Mean Gene on the spoof movie Repossessed.

Fuck off. I didn't know he meant Ventura. Without putting a last name, I had a little bit of trouble figuring out who he meant. Especially considering how unrealistic the wish for Jesse was.

[Guest Scarlet Pimpernel]

You obviously have an intense personality Banky.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Who is Jesse?

 

And anybody would be better than JR at this stage of the game.  He makes RAW cringe-worthy every week.  Plus he's a back stabbing, ass kissing swine.

Jessie "The Body" Ventura. A governor who was once a wrestler that nobody had ever heard of. He's more famous for his stint as a color commentator, which he was GREAT at, than his wrestling.

 

He also did color commentary with Mean Gene on the spoof movie Repossessed.

Fuck off. I didn't know he meant Ventura. Without putting a last name, I had a little bit of trouble figuring out who he meant. Especially considering how unrealistic the wish for Jesse was.

Fuck off? I was just telling you what you wanted to know, because it's not unrealistic to think that fans today have no memory of Ventura as a former WWF wrestler. They mention him being a wrestler all the time, but don't always mention WWF.

 

Besides, how many other Jessie's are there in wrestling?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

The Road Dog Jesse James.

 

If you crossed Road Dog with the Hurricane, would you get Jesse Helms?

[Guest TheyCallMeMark]

I say all four guys commentate. I think that would easily be entertaining.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Take it easy Banky...when someone says Jesse and commentating in the same thread I'd think 100 out of 100 people who know's it's Ventura.

 

I could care less who calls the Rumble....it's either the over the top babyface Jim Ross with his once great and now unenthused Jerry Lawler...or the over the top babyface Michael Cole and his always stiff on the mic buddy Tazz.

 

Tazz still doesn't sound comfy at the job...tends to just sound like a dumb ass most of the time

[Guest The Tino Standard]

I bet they have one team do the first half of the Rumble and the second team do the other half.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

So . . . no one thinks Coach and Lita will commentate it?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

So . . . no one thinks Coach and Lita will commentate it?

I'm going to pretend I didn't just read that

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

So . . . no one thinks Coach and Lita will commentate it?

 

I'd Rather Kevin Nash Commentate, at least then we get his Funny "Inside" shoot Comments.

[Guest Brian]

I think Tazz is the best of the four announcers right now. He has to keep Cole in line, explain psych, point out things in the matches, and does lots of stupid lines that sound funny for the color. It's like he's doing both jobs at once, whereas everyone else can hardly do one at this point.

[Guest Quik]

I think Tony Schavone and Dino Bravo's corpse should do the commentary.

 

"Wow, what an incredible Rumble so far! What do you think, Dino?"

 

**Silence, sound of flies buzzing**

 

"My sentiments exactly!"

[Guest dreamer420]

I say all four guys commentate. I think that would easily be entertaining.

That is my suggestion too. Let them battle it out on the mic, although I'm not sure the world would be able to handle the whore like shilling of Ross and Cole at the same time.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Jesse Ventura always put the wrestlers over and not himself like most commentators do now. He would make the match very cool.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I say all four guys commentate. I think that would easily be entertaining.

That is my suggestion too. Let them battle it out on the mic, although I'm not sure the world would be able to handle the whore like shilling of Ross and Cole at the same time.

It would go something like this...

 

Ross: BAH GAWD!

Tazz: He couldn't last in da hood

Lawler: Puppies!

Cole: That sonova bitch!

[Guest CanadianChick]

I say all four guys commentate. I think that would easily be entertaining.

That is my suggestion too. Let them battle it out on the mic, although I'm not sure the world would be able to handle the whore like shilling of Ross and Cole at the same time.

It would go something like this...

 

Ross: BAH GAWD!

Tazz: He couldn't last in da hood

Lawler: Puppies!

Cole: That sonova bitch!

Well, if the Royal Rumble match sucks, I can always listen to that and be entertained at least...