Commentary for the Rumble match

[Guest TheyCallMeMark]

Haw I was thinking more along the lines of

 

Tazz: He's takin' him down in another armbar...

Cole: It appears his stratedgy in this match is to wear his opponents down as much as possible.

Tazz: Yeah, I think you're right Cole.

JR: LOOK AT THAT HIT BAW A-TRAIN! BY GOD IT WAS A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

The Guy Who Tells The Announcers What To Say: Uhh Jerry you haven't said anything in awhile, try to slip something in...

Lawler: WHERE'S THE PUPPIES?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Eh--they never called the Road Dogg Jesse Jammes--that was just for when he did the "Tag team champions of the woooooorld" announcement. It was an annoying leftover from the "Real Double J" gimmick.

 

And yes, that's how they spelled it. So he could do the "J-A-Double M-E-S" thing.

 

Oh, and to this day I hate Road Dogg for creating that "puppies" thing so Lawler had a way to gush over women's boobs without pushing their TV-14 rating.