Guest Mole Report post Posted January 12, 2003 I don't know if anyone saw the preview for this show. But it is called Man vs Beast. And there is a guy trying to out run giraffe, a guy trying to eat more hotdogs than a bear and 50 men trying to race and elephant to see who can pull an airplane farther. Well, something like that. This looks funny as fuck, and it is on Wednesday at 9. Nothing else is on then, so I'll be there. What about you fellas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted January 12, 2003 Great. Another Fox freak show. I don't really want to see the fat fuck they bring in who says he can eat more than a freaking bear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted January 12, 2003 It isn't a fat guy, it is the little skinny Japanese guy. And also it is not 50 men trying to pull more weight than an elephant it is 50 MIDGETS which does indeed make it all worthwhile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted January 12, 2003 The guy trying to out eat a beat isn't a fat guy at all. It's some Asian guy. Somehow skinny asian guys always end up winning all those eating contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted January 12, 2003 I'll give it one shot anyway...not like Wed offers up anthing good tv wise anyway. Doesn't sound like something I'd watch regularly though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted January 12, 2003 Oh ya, I wouldn't watch it everynight. But it won't hurt to watch it once. Besides, nothing else is on Wednesdays at 9. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted January 12, 2003 A skinny japanese guy ate like 60 hot dogs at the Hot Dog eating contest at Coney Island back in July.. the thing with that though is that the bear can probably swallow 2 or 3 of them whole at a time where as he can only eat 1/2 of one at a time.. I didn't think Giraffes were real fast.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted January 12, 2003 The thing with Giraffes is that they are actually alot faster than they look. I believe it's because their height makes it appear they are slower. I believe that's what i've heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted January 12, 2003 Well, I suppose that makes since. They have long legs. Probably a ton of steps for a human for every step a giraffe makes. I'd be affraid that it would step on me.. If anyone has a chance, its probably the 50 guys vs the elephant.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted January 13, 2003 the hotdog eating champion is name is Kawada or Kobashi. this show cannot be anyworst than the Fear Factor eating contest show ripoff they did last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted January 13, 2003 "Nothing else is on Wednesday nights." T N A Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted January 13, 2003 "Nothing else is on Wednesday nights." T N A I stand by my statement...since Russo's decided to put himself on tv non stop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2003 Oh ya, I wouldn't watch it everynight. But it won't hurt to watch it once. Besides, nothing else is on Wednesdays at 9. Isn't that the time slot that Angel is moving to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vyce Report post Posted January 13, 2003 I think this could quite possibly be the stupidest show ever to air on network television (no small feat, considering this IS FOX we're talking about). But shit, I may watch it anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted January 13, 2003 the hotdog eating champion is name is Kawada or Kobashi. I take it that the name being the same as a famous Japanese wrestler is just a coincidence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted January 13, 2003 its some skinny kid that weighs about 110 pounds, but he does have a Fighting Spirit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 13, 2003 That guy's insane. His nickname's Tsunami. I wouldn't be surprised if he beat a bear. There's no way the guy's going to outrun the giraffe, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hardyz1 Report post Posted January 13, 2003 His name is Kobayashi. I'll watch it. No PPV here, so no TNA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted January 13, 2003 This show is hilarious to me. The fact that they're going to the trouble to collect 50 midgets, an elephant, and have them pulling AIRPLANES so they can race each other for no apparent reason just kills me. The commercial makes it sounds like these are burning questions that mankind has pondered for centuries. Who would win? A MAN V. A GIRAFFE? Finally we get the answer! Damn right I will watch. I'll watch anything this bizarre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 14, 2003 Anything's better then the Bachlorlette. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest So what? I liked bubble boy Report post Posted January 14, 2003 Well, I think the man will eat more then the bear and the 50 little people will pull the plane farther. Also giraffe (I think) will beat the man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the saiyan prince Report post Posted January 14, 2003 i can't believe show has any legs this a hrrible reality based show all i can say is hope the bear and the man is no wear close to each cause after the hotdogs the bear can turn on him then the show will be called when bad shows get cancelled Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted January 14, 2003 The only thing that really intrigues me about this show is bear vs Kobayashi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted January 14, 2003 50 midgets all in one place is enough to grab my attention, and the fact that they're putting them to work only makes me want to watch more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest So what? I liked bubble boy Report post Posted January 16, 2003 50 midgets all in one place is enough to grab my attention, and the fact that they're putting them to work only makes me want to watch more. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted January 16, 2003 Man (or at least the Japanese) are 0 for 2 so far with man losing to bear and sumo wrestler losing to orangitang (sp?) in a tug of war. Can a navy seal redeem the human race facing off against a chimp in an obstecle course? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted January 16, 2003 2 to 1 the bear eats Kobayashi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted January 16, 2003 This show is so hilarious. Just brilliant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted January 16, 2003 I'm surprised they didn't blur out the monkey genetalia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted January 16, 2003 Beast wins 4-2. All hail our new animal overlords! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
