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Guest Lethargic
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Politician Caught Up in Vampire Rumors

Fri Jan 10, 7:52 AM ET

 

BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - Hundreds of angry Malawians hounded a senior political figure from his house and stoned him late Wednesday, accusing him of harboring vampires. Blantire Urban Governor Eric Chiwaya, a member of the ruling United Democratic Front, was the latest victim of a bizarre rumor that the country's government is colluding with vampires to collect human blood for international aid agencies.

 

Bearing severe cuts to his face and body, he told Reuters from his hospital bed that a crowd had hailed him with stones and other missiles, chanting "vampire" and threatening to kill him.

 

Chiwaya said he knew some of his assailants, adding that political opponents were trying to discredit him and the government.

 

The vampire rumors have sparked several vigilante attacks on suspected bloodsuckers in recent weeks, despite official attempts to stop the rumor. One man was stoned to death, and three priests were attacked by angry villagers in the south.

 

Political tensions are already high in Malawi. President Bakili Muluzi's attempts to stay in office for another five-year term have already sparked protests, while many face starvation in the face of a regional food crisis.

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

...it's stories like this that make me proud of the average dumb American...

 

...because at least Joe Schmoe knows vampires, in the traditional sense, don't exist...

Guest cynicalprofit
Posted
...it's stories like this that make me proud of the average dumb American...

...because at least Joe Schmoe knows vampires, in the traditional sense, don't exist...

Come convince a bunch of people i've met, I know they aren't but they dont believe me.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

I'm assuming Malawi is some Africa country, but I'm too lazy to do a google search and know for sure.

 

Can anyone help a brother out?...

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

I know y'all will think I'm crazy, but I believe vampires are out there. I believe anything is possible.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Serves him right fore harboring those stinkin vampires!

Guest snuffbox
Posted

Im going to go ahead and assume theres a large ammount of free-growing hallucinogenic plantlife in Malawi...

Guest the saiyan prince
Posted
Well...don't see *that* every day...

sure ya do just not here

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Malawi is indeed a poor African country.

 

This news item would make a good short story.

 

As for vampires..what the fuck? The undead don't exist.

Posted

Finally, a politician progressed past skeletons in the closet...

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

"Malawi is indeed a poor African country."

 

A redundancy if there ever was one...

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

You'd be surprised how many Americans believe in real, undead vampires. I've convinced lots of people that I was a vampire.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

I believe and I don't feel like it's a big deal. Beliefs are beliefs; and I have reasons why I believe the way I do.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

There's a difference between believing vampires exist and stoning political figures because of it. Personally, I've never seen a vampire, but I've seen some things in my time that might lead me to believe the concept of vampires might not be so far fetched. But if some stranger, or hell, even a 15 year old girl on the internet, claims to be a vampire, am I going to believe them? No. And yet a surprising number of Americans would.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

If you see with your own eyes then it's different, but saying over the internet makes me skeptical

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

If you see with your own eyes then it's different, but saying over the internet makes me skeptical

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Of course, because it's possible to see someone turn into a bat and fly away.

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