Guest Ace309 Posted January 14, 2003 Report Posted January 14, 2003 The PSAT thread brought this to mind. SAMPLE QUESTION 1) EMAXSAUN is to XPW as RobJohnstone is to __________ a) inane right-wing propaganda. b) Patrick J. Buchanan. c) the gradual elimination of solid truths (ie, the statement 'Listen, this is just an argument that no one's going to win.') d) literal constructions of the Bible so absurd that they are only supported by rational people for shock value. e) all of the above. And of course, the correct answer is 'e,' the relation being that the poster in question shows shameless, dogmatic support for the second item.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted January 14, 2003 Report Posted January 14, 2003 Someone tell me why i'm supposed to give a shit about this thread ?
Guest Samurai_Goat Posted January 14, 2003 Report Posted January 14, 2003 Damn it, you're supposed to give me time to answer!
Guest The Old Me Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 what the fuck is this? we need new anologies.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 well *I* found it funny
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 yeah i get it. Emax is a dick
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 I think I get it, but I probably don't. edit: if it was, in fact, "Emax is a dick", I didn't get it.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 He's a poster. and he is a ghey dick
Guest So what? I liked bubble boy Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 well *I* found it funny I didn't.
Guest RobJohnstone Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 blah, I find it pathetic you are trying to make a call to arms against me. If you want to talk to me about politics fine, but there is no need for this BS. --Rob
Guest Ace309 Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 blah, I find it pathetic you are trying to make a call to arms against me. If you want to talk to me about politics fine, but there is no need for this BS. AnnieEclectic - A lesbian who thinks all republicans are fascists because they don't cater to her needs. Um... pot? Kettle? I'm not trying to make a 'call to arms' against you, at least not in any sense of the phrase that normal people use. No, I just noticed a parallel between your incessant clinging to the same pillars and EMAXSAUN's incessant XPW hype, that's all.
Guest RobJohnstone Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 sorry, I have no idea who you are comparing me too. I will add however you keep attacking me with your gay friends. You need 5 or 6 people in a debate against me to even things out. --Rob
Guest Ace309 Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 A) "Gay friends?" Is that the best you can do? Kibagami and I are both straight. B) EMAXSAUN blathers on and on about XPW in much the same was that you blather on and on about idiocy such as Buchanan and creationism. C) It takes more than one of us to debate you? Rob, your idea of a 'debate' is to question the veracity of a quote without checking it yourself in more that one place and then say that it's a pointless argument that no one's going to win. Do Annie or Kibagami debate exactly the way I'd like them to? No. They also bring different viewpoints to the table. I have no doubt that any one of us could hold our own with the likes of you in a formal debate, but this isn't a formal debate. It's a public message board, and we happen to enjoy watching you sputter and flounder.
Guest RobJohnstone Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 "and we happen to enjoy watching you sputter and flounder." I will not give you the pleasure anymore. Keep flame baiting me and we will see who is the one that looks stupid. --Rob
Guest Ace309 Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 Thank God. And I say that without a trace of irony.
Guest Kibagami Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 Just for the record, Tom wasn't flame-baiting you. He flamed you. It's an important distinction. K.
Guest Dopey Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 FLAME. FLAMES. ETERNAL. ETERNAL FLAMES. BURNING. FOREVER. BURNING FOREVER. SCREAMS. OF PAIN. SCREAMS OF PAIN. FOREVER. SCREAMS OF PAIN FOREVER!!! What exactly am I trying to say?
Guest Kibagami Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 ...I'm assuming it's got something to do with your name. K.
Guest Jubuki Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 That, or it's his attempt at chlamydia haiku. 5-7-5, or 2 accented-3 accented-2 accented, my friend. That, and a penicillin shot.
Guest Incandenza Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 FLAME. FLAMES. ETERNAL. ETERNAL FLAMES. BURNING. FOREVER. BURNING FOREVER. SCREAMS. OF PAIN. SCREAMS OF PAIN. FOREVER. SCREAMS OF PAIN FOREVER!!! What exactly am I trying to say? Isn't that that Bangles song? "Is this burning (yearning) an enternal FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 I just copied this from Yuna Firerose's slash site. "...Robstone stood face to face with Mr. Buchanan finally, his boyhood idol immaculately dressed in a three-piece suit, cleancut, one strong hand resting on the good book. 'So Rob, why are you in my office today?' he asked. 'Because, sir, the liberal commie pinkos are destroying our nation! I don't know what to do. I've searched the bible, I've consulted people on this wrestling website, but they all turned out to be heathens and devil-worshippers.' 'Well,' he said, 'we'll just have to forget about them. Come closer to me.' With that, Rob snuggled up closer to the wise old politician. The sharp smell of shoe polish and aftershave tickled his nose happily. He started feeling unlike he'd ever felt before. It was a mixture of joy, acceptance, with just a slight tinge of dirtiness and shame. Could this be...love? In a daring move, he kissed Pat right on the cheek. Rob blushed. Perhaps it was too soon..." Anyway, this goes on for a while, Jeff Hardy comes in all oiled up and does some moonsaults, yadda yadda, and it all ends up as an inside joke at the weekly cross-burnings. But hey, nobody's perfect.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 I don't give a shit about this thread, I just wanted to express my glee that there's a new thread in NHB that isn't the ones that have been around the last few days. However, my glee quickly died when I realized that it's yet another Rob v. Everyone thread, and the other new thread is a religous one. Come on, where are the flames and venom spitting, people? This is NHB! Don't argue rationally and point-by-point! If someone disagrees with you, just tell them to eat shit and go fuck themselves!!! "Ration is for other folders." I want to see that as part of the description of the folder.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 I thought the emax comment was funny but this is an anti-rob thread? *switches sides rapidly, and then leaves in a huff*
Guest RobJohnstone Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 I just copied this from Yuna Firerose's slash site. "...Robstone stood face to face with Mr. Buchanan finally, his boyhood idol immaculately dressed in a three-piece suit, cleancut, one strong hand resting on the good book. 'So Rob, why are you in my office today?' he asked. 'Because, sir, the liberal commie pinkos are destroying our nation! I don't know what to do. I've searched the bible, I've consulted people on this wrestling website, but they all turned out to be heathens and devil-worshippers.' 'Well,' he said, 'we'll just have to forget about them. Come closer to me.' With that, Rob snuggled up closer to the wise old politician. The sharp smell of shoe polish and aftershave tickled his nose happily. He started feeling unlike he'd ever felt before. It was a mixture of joy, acceptance, with just a slight tinge of dirtiness and shame. Could this be...love? In a daring move, he kissed Pat right on the cheek. Rob blushed. Perhaps it was too soon..." Anyway, this goes on for a while, Jeff Hardy comes in all oiled up and does some moonsaults, yadda yadda, and it all ends up as an inside joke at the weekly cross-burnings. But hey, nobody's perfect. AOO, you make stories up about me, and you act like I care? Why should I care about what a crackhead says about me? You a crack smoking idiot with no morals. You have no say here. --Rob
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 Hey AOO is good shit what with the mocking of you and stuff
Guest Ace309 Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 You know, Rob, for someone who A) promised not to give us the pleasure of sputtering and floundering, and B) 'doesn't care,' you sure do bitch a lot.
Rob E Dangerously Posted January 15, 2003 Report Posted January 15, 2003 The Inquisive Dog has arrived to use this thread as a newspaper! "What is the deal with Rob Johnstone? Does Rob feel insecure about his sexuality? Sure, I sniff other dogs butts sometimes, but he called Flesh and that other guy 'gay' and he bashes that woman as a lesbian, and he says another poster smokes crack and has no morals. Rob, judge not must ye be judged yourself.. oh wait, there's a squirrel out there, let me catch it!" *Dog runs off* As for Rob's quote on Annie, is Annie thinking the Republicans are fascist because they aren't women, or is Rob just a dumbass Buchanan lover?
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