The Not About Religion Thread

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

That's right! It's a thread In No Holds barred, that's NOT about religion!

 

 

Discuss.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

CWM you could have started a better thread, you know

[Guest treble charged]

I remember, one time at church...

 

Oh, wait, nevermind.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Yes but then said "better" thread wouldn't be me mocking the constant stream of ghey religion threads.

 

Whereas this "Non-better" thread now can fill any "Non-religion thread" purpose.

 

 

 

 

bow to my genius.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Wow, I figured you were a lot pf things cwm, but not a whiner.

 

If you hated that thread so much, why did you post on it? Did you think we "would see the light"? Did you think be mocking us we would just immeadiatly stop?

 

What a moron

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

ah flaming...much better.

[Guest SP-1]

*wanders in, sits down to chill*

[Guest Banky]

You guys are all making me hate religion even more. People have different beliefs. We should all deal with it.

[Guest SP-1]

*doesn't take the bait*

 

 

+1

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Indeed.

 

+1 (unless I do what I normally do then it'll be +30)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Walks in...sees no religion in sight...smirks.::

 

"My brothers and sisters, the man you see before you can bring you what you want...popularity, wealth, happiness, and above all else...perfect hair! All you must do is follow the prophecy...The Prophecy of Preppiness!"

 

::Looks around, sees nothing but blank stares. Realizes it's a Non-Religion Thread::

 

"Ah screw it, it was worth a shot...so, how's everybody been?"

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

For once I agree with Banky...

 

...Is that a sin?

[Guest AM The Kid]

Yes, yes it is a sin...from the Bible...

Oh shit, NO RELIGION!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You guys are all making me hate religion even more. People have different beliefs. We should all deal with it.

Banky, did you read my post? I simply said cwm was overreacting and was a whiner. I never mentioned his spiritual beliefs.

 

 

You guys are making me hate idiots even more.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

If you're so goddamn (oops) annoyed by the religious smartmarks posting their threads in the NHB, then why not try fighting back?

 

Start several threads that outright criticize the church, mock christians or support atheism. C'mon, this is the NHB folder, if they have the right to annoy you then you should have that same right... correct?

 

It's either that or the both of you should just stop =P

Does anyone appreciate the irony of a "non-religon" thread feature conversation exclusivly about religon?

 

Why mock the Church? Because they're different? Isn't being pigheaded exactly what you accues the Church of?

 

For the record, I have no problem with any faith, as long as people of that faith don't insult mine.

[Guest SP-1]

I've not attempted to annoy anyone. if someone makes a statement or asks a question, as a Christian I feel I should respond with whatever I may have at my disposal. Now, were I starting religion threads left and right, I'd understand the agitation.

 

As it is, it's no different than someone posting a thread asking questions about Star Trek. I know things about it, therefore I will answer what I can.

 

If I wanted to annoy people with religion, I'd make it super apparent in every single post I made, in my signature, in my icon, and I'd never have normal conversation again on the board.

 

At any rate: I'm growing a beard. I think this will make me look like one sexy man. Thoughts?

[Guest RobJohnstone]

"For the record, I have no problem with any faith, as long as people of that faith don't insult mine."

 

MrZsasz, the reason cwm made this thread is because he, like so many others on this board feel the need to mock religion because they, in turn do not have faith. They also seem to insult people because they most likely have low self esteem. They need jesus more than anyone.

 

--Rob

[Guest SP-1]

So, beard, or no beard? Ladies?

 

At the risk of sounding cheap, do you think a Christian girl will be attracted to a guy with a warm smile and a beard?

 

okay . . . that was bad.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

hahaha

 

--Rob

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

So, beard, or no beard? Ladies?

 

At the risk of sounding cheap, do you think a Christian girl will be attracted to a guy with a warm smile and a beard?

 

okay . . . that was bad.

If you're beard is like Captain Sisko's or Com. Worf's then do it.

 

If not, shave it and get yourself some Chief O'Brian hair, stat.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I don't support or denounce the religion threads. They merely exist. But if you want to attack the Christians, don't support atheism, support Satanism.

[Guest SP-1]

I should go back and watch The Search for Spock and grow a beard like Christopher Lloyd's character was sporting.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I don't support or denounce the religion threads. They merely exist. But if you want to attack the Christians, don't support atheism, support Satanism.

Why? Satanism is just reverse Christianity. If you don't like religon, why join Satanists? It still a religon!

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I don't support or denounce the religion threads. They merely exist. But if you want to attack the Christians, don't support atheism, support Satanism.

Why? Satanism is just reverse Christianity. If you don't like religon, why join Satanists? It still a religon!

True, but to use a Mortal Kombat metaphor, Sub-Zero and Scorpion were both ninjas. Liu Kang had nothing to do with them. But if you're out to get Sub-Zero, you don't pick Liu Kang, you pick Scorpion.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Go with a Jericho beard SP.

[Guest SP-1]

I've thought about it. Keeping the sideburns/jawline really thin, and letting the chin hair grow out to an amazingly long length.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Why is religion so very boring? Ranks right up there with economics and RVD matches in terms of sheer monotony.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

You could always go with a Jim Neidhart goatee, SP, and let the ladies stroke it...

 

The beard, that is.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

To clarify why I made this thread:

 

This is the FLAMING folder, made for chilish,stupid arguements not for deep religious talk.

 

Put that stuff in current events or General.

 

Also it was taking over the fucking place and was going nowhere.

 

 

 

There. ::Beltshots SpiderPoet::

[Guest Dopey]

So this thread does not care about widows and orphans, seeing that they are called true religion by...

oh well....you know...