The Not About Religion Thread

[Guest SP-1]

::falls, kips up, and delivers a Superkick in response::

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

To hell with widows and orphans.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*sells like HHH would*

 

meaning I no sell, low blow you, and go for the pin.

 

*1,2,...*

[Guest Dopey]

Is it ok to give someone a 'Burning Hammer' here?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

as long as there's no religious connotations...yes.

[Guest SP-1]

*kicks out! Trips CWM before he can get to his feet, and quickly locks in a Crippler Crossface*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ugh, it's turned into one anyway!! ARGH!!!!!

 

WHERE HAS MY SECULAR WORLD GONE????

[Guest SP-1]

*lets CWM go and hits Kotz with a sledgehammer*

 

Secular THAT, biatch.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Go with the Sean O' Haire goattee SP, make yourself look EEEVVVVILLLLL!!!!

[Guest SP-1]

Muahaha

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::goes for a spear on SP but hits Kotz instead::

 

 

Was it an accident??!?

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

bow to my genius.

your not one, this thread is *ghey*!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

*Walks in and pokes Kotz with his brand-new blood sugar level checking needle thingy. In the eye. And then...I do it again, without changing the needles! BWA HA HA!*

[Guest Sandman9000]

Bubble shithead, what the fuck do you know about intelligence? Do you even have a gasp of common sense? You obviously can't tell when you are not wanted somewhere.

 

Go do us a favor and test the sharpness of knives on your wrists.

 

And since it's NHB, Fuck Justice Pain.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM and Sandman force Bubbleboy to shut the fuck up, thus becoming faces*

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

*Is still hanging around when CWM and Sandman jumped Bubbles, and applauds, basically for that one extra posting to appear under Samurai's picture."

[Guest Sandman9000]

::In honor of Samurai's 300th post, Sandman stabs Bubble Shithead with an AIDS-infected needle 300 times::

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Man, 300....I'm getting old. Someone put me out of my misery.

[Guest SP-1]

*runs over Samurai Goat with a tank while heading for CWM and Sandman*

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

*Gasps "Tank you" and dies, amidst a growing pile of various thrown produce, especially in the tomato department. However, Samurai actually sells death, and doesn’t plan on posting post-mortem.*

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

*Gasps "Tank you" and dies, amidst a growing pile of various thrown produce, especially in the tomato department. However, Samurai actually sells death, and doesn’t plan on posting post-mortem.*

[Guest SP-1]

Ha ha ha, your dying post was a double post.

 

I don't know WHY that's funny to me but it is.

[Guest HungryJack]

Why is it I only see attacks on Christianity ,and no attacks on Islam , or

Hare Krishna , or Mormonism , etc.???

 

 

All of those religions are proselytizing religions , as Christianity is to some extent.

 

Is it PC now to bash Christians , while the other faiths can escape ridicule ,or are people simply just sheeps with no minds of their own who bend to the popular opinions of the day?

 

 

Something to consider, at any rate.

[Guest crandamaniac]

For once I agree with Banky...

 

...Is that a sin?

What? To not like religion or agree with Banky?

[Guest Ace309]

You know, the Straight Dope Message Board has a separate place for "Great Debates," which would include most of the arguing on the board, plus the religious shit.

 

They also have a flaming folder.

 

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/

 

I highly advise you go take a look if you're interested in a very active message board with some fairly intelligent people around.

[Guest The Old Me]

I think we could use a "god eats poop~" thread...now THAT could get interesting.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If you could sacrifice one person to end every battle royale thread ever, would you do it?

I think it would be worth it.

 

I feel we should sacrifice Dopey. Think about it, he'd become a martyr, possibly even made into a saint sometime down the road.

 

St. Dopey.

 

That right there would be the end of all religious argument ever. All the opponent of christianity would have to do would be to utter the name "Saint Dopey," and the churchie would go hide behind a pulpit in shame.

 

Thus, we should sacrifice Dopey at the next full moon, 'neath the glow of Artemis, in approval of Tiamat.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*runs over Samurai Goat with a tank while heading for CWM and Sandman*

::CWM and Sandman dive out of the way and Spider Poet drives the tank over Dopey::

[Guest SP-1]

So, beard it is then? Good.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Having a beard beats the hell out of shaving every day. It can be tricky though. They're mighty handy to have in the winter, as they keep one's face warmer. Some girls dig 'em, too, but that depends on the kind of girl your after and the kind of beard you've got. If you're going full-bore grizzled, you're pretty much reduced to hippy chicks, metal chicks (score), and girls that dig the ruggedly handsome type. A low-moderate amount of scruff won't make any difference.