Very Important Announcement

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

OaOasT Fans and Talent,

 

Next week on OaOasT TV, we will air a special 24/7 broadcast of the OaOasT, harkening back to the old days when we first became the powerhouse E-Fed that we are now today.

 

As often as possible, our camera crews will be out with the superstars filming their escapades. We remember the days of the great emoticon battle, the forming of the aWo and all the swerves, the random coffee house beatings, and breaking into the IC mansion daily.

 

Next week, we'll go back to our roots and really show how the OaOasT formed with wacky goofiness. I'm sure many of our older talent will look forward to remembering the past.

 

We will resume with a special IZ right before Angle-Palooza

 

Remember to Watch the Angles!

 

Stephen Popick

OaOast Commissioner

 

 

:::OOC - THIS means we're going back to posting ALOT in the OaOasT thread for some wackiness. It's been really slow as of late, so I think it would be nice if we went back to how we used to do things. I've talked with several of you and this is what you want, so we're going to experiment to see if we really like bringing back the thread in importance. We'll still do shows and ppv, just trying to find the right mix

 

That said

 

::

To: AS

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

good

[Guest SP-1]

I am unfamiliar with this style of doing things.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Just post whore like you have never post whored before.

 

And don't bother selling. It gets old after a while.

[Guest SP-1]

*considers: Post-whoring as never before and no-selling*

 

I am so F'ing there.

[Guest Tony149]

It's not my fault that thread, just like most of our love-lifes, hardly sees any action. It's YOUR fault. Remember, the OAOAST was supposed to fuel our TV shows, but YOU guys dropped the ball.

 

Sorry, I got defensive again.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Pildrives Tony

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Don't make me bring back my depressed pyromaniac gimmick

[Guest Tony149]

::No sells BPP's pildriver::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

theres an example of what to do SP

 

::Throws CWM off the Empire State Building::

 

::CWM no-sells, gets a slurpee::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

theres an example of what to do SP

 

::Throws CWM off the Empire State Building::

 

::CWM no-sells, gets a slurpee::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

theres an example of what to do SP

 

::Throws CWM off the Empire State Building::

 

::CWM no-sells, gets a slurpee::

[Guest SP-1]

An example . . . what, Triple Post?

 

::hits BPP with a tornado DDT::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

MMMM....slurpee

 

You know we too well Popick

[Guest SP-1]

*steals CWM's Slurpee and guzzles it, Austin style*

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

BPP no sells the tornado DDT, and challenges SP to a Slurpee Drinking Contest at CWM's 7-11!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you son of a bitch

[Guest SP-1]

*looks at CWM.

 

Looks at BPP*

 

Oh, you're ON, bucko.

 

And that Slurpee was OFF THE HIZZY.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

There are two rules when your around me:

 

1. Drink only Canadian Beer

 

2. Don't FUCK with my slurpees

[Guest Sandman9000]

And #3, play Hole as much as possible.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

MUWAHAHAHA

 

*Plays Hole*

[Guest SP-1]

*plays Hole on another radio while drinking the rest of CWM's slurpee*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

your gonna die

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::Snatches the Slurpee away from SP, finishes it off::

 

::Gives CWM & SP the ALMIGHTY MIDDLE FINGER~!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Pulls Reject's middle finger, making him let out a rancid "slurpee fart" that makes all those not wearing a gas mask (like Zack ) pass out.::

[Guest SP-1]

*bolts away from the area of smellage, cackling as he runs with the Hole CD, able to torment CWM at a future date*

 

We'll meet again, CWM!

[Guest Anglesault]

BPP, can we integrate acts of tomfoolery along with said wackiness?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

totally