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Guest EternallyLazy
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Wow, such hostility! It's not like Canada is a real country or anything...

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

This entire thread is unbelieveable, I cannot believe how dumb Americans can be about a country neibouring them. Americans know nothing about us, and thats just sad. Sadder how much Canadians know about them...sorry ABOOT.

 

And yeah, what did the origonal post say?

Guest LatinoHeat
Posted

I'm surprised the university of saskatchewan exists.

Posted
I'm surprised the university of saskatchewan exists.

I'm surprised a fellow Eddie Guerrero fan could be so clueless.

Guest EternallyLazy
Posted
This entire thread is unbelieveable, I cannot believe how dumb Americans can be about a country neibouring them. Americans know nothing about us, and thats just sad. Sadder how much Canadians know about them...sorry ABOOT.

 

And yeah, what did the origonal post say?

If you're going to talk about American's being dumb... you should use spell check...

 

just some advice that's all

Guest EternallyLazy
Posted

Come on! Let's lighten this conversation up! I know... here's something we can all appreciate. A Canadian joke!

 

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An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter

and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to

him.

 

The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts

a conversation.

 

Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread eh?"

 

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

 

Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada,

we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,

recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to

America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.

 

The American listens in silence.

 

The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread eh??"

 

American: "Of Course."

 

Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then

we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,

recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to

America."

 

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"

 

Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big

smirk.

 

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've

used them?"

 

Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."

 

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,

recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them

to Canada."

Posted
You must admit that it sounds made up.

Yes, there is a magical made-up province in Canada that those wacky Indian peoples named Saskatchewan. Those are some off the wall cats, maybe they should lay off the peace pipe with their OUTRAGEOUS~! shananigans.

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So, what does 'Saskatchewan' mean? i'm just asking

Prairieland.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

If you're gonna try and make fun of Canada try to do better then 'Canada is a country? OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

 

Cause it just makes you look like an ass then a guy on the cutting edge of US v. Canada humour

Guest EternallyLazy
Posted

lol I wasn't trying to be witty it was just easy

Guest bob_barron
Posted

And people wonder why a lot of Canadians have a low opinion of Americans.

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Posted

Ok I'm going to stay out of this......but I do have one thing to say.

Banky! You go to OU!? Me to!

Guest EternallyLazy
Posted
And people wonder why a lot of Canadians have a low opinion of Americans.

lol believe me pal, most Americans don't have a very high opinion of Canadians either.

 

Is this going to evolve into an Americans vs. Canadians message board war eh?

Guest bob_barron
Posted

There's already a thread in No Holds Barred so go have your fun there.

Guest crandamaniac
Posted
Is this going to evolve into an Americans vs. Canadians message board war eh?

Oh geez not again!

Guest EternallyLazy
Posted
There's already a thread in No Holds Barred so go have your fun there.

sweet!

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