Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2003 Event 1: Pie eating contest- Big Show v. a Bear. Bear wins after it's mate distracts the Big Show. Event 2: Tug of War- Scott Steiner v. an Orangutan Another win for the animals, as Steiner injures himself Event 3: Race- The Ultimate Warrior v. a giraffe The Warrior wins easily Event 4: Race- The Ultimate Warrior v. a zebra The Zebra wins over an exhausted Warrior Event 5: Obstacle Course- Sgt. Slaughter v. a chimp Slaughter wins, somehow Event 6: Airplane pulling- An elephant v. 50 small wrestlers The Wrestlers win after a hummer hits the elephant Event 7: Steel Cage Match- Triple H v. a Dinosaur Pedigree. Pin. Book it. Triple H redeems humanity! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted January 16, 2003 Event 7: Steel Cage Match- Triple H v. a Dinosaur Pedigree. Pin. Book it. Triple H redeems humanity! The next week on RAW HHH cuts a promo bashing the "dirt sheets",the "boys",and all prehistoric life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted January 20, 2003 I laughed and said "Yay!". Now bring back WWW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
