Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 OLd Lady takes out this huge fucking penis. Both Big Show and Selleck scoot over at the sane time and yell "Oh my god" She puts it on her chin as Show, Selleck, and Conan just look on in disbelief. Oh shit, this is so funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest big Dante Cruz Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Best of all, Big Show has a really infectious laugh. Makes this all even funnier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Oh lord....if they Encore that, it's a must tape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Conan: "Lets end this before the police get here." Oh man...I so wished I taped that whole thing. From Tom Selleck's mustache sketch to Big Show's hilarious standup like interview to the sex toy lady and Selleck and Show's reactions and comments that might have been the funniest Conan I've EVER seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Poor Tom Selleck is still grieving over his mustache. Just tremendous, the whole thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Now the WWE needs to hire Tom Selleck...good lord. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 No, WWE needs to allow Show to host his own show and make Selleck his co-host. Whoever said they have great chemistry is right. Its amazing how much personality this guy has but none of it comes across in wrestling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Selleck's western is actually on TNT right now, too. If I was into Westerns I'd watch the damn thing...ah well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest creativename Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Show can be quite charismatic when he's just being himself. The whole throwing the chocolate chip cookie thing was just too funny...in fact, I think that would make a great gimmick for when his latest monster push expires: Giant Ninja that uses chocolate chip cookies as throwing stars! Just imagine him trying to walk around in a black ninja outfit backstage, trying to be stealthy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted January 18, 2003 That was quite possibly the funniest thing ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Show can be quite charismatic when he's just being himself. The whole throwing the chocolate chip cookie thing was just too funny...in fact, I think that would make a great gimmick for when his latest monster push expires: Giant Ninja that uses chocolate chip cookies as throwing stars! Just imagine him trying to walk around in a black ninja outfit backstage, trying to be stealthy... LOL... Yeah that was funny stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Stanley 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Anyone tape this? I need this..didn't tape it..should of.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest iamsherm Report post Posted January 18, 2003 I'm pretty sure it will be replayed on Comedy Central on Monday at 1:00 EST (unless they're having some sort of MLK day marathon). I'm too lazy to check the listings though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted January 18, 2003 It's on in 10 minutes, I believe. EDIT: I'll tape the show for whoever needs it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted January 18, 2003 That was an AWESOME Conan and I wish I had taped it, too. Show and Conan's face as the old lady pulled out that big ass dildo was fuggin' PRICELESS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 18, 2003 I watched this last night and it was pretty damn funny, Big Show and Conan have always had great shows and Selleck shocked me. I thought he was some assclown star but he was pretty cool. WWE really only sends 3 people to promote, HHH, Show and Rock. WWE promotes Show as a monster but they put him on Conan and he is the funniest guy you've ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted January 18, 2003 LOOK AT ALL THE BIG SHOW LOVE!!! Despite how cool Show was, i NEVER thought i'd be seeing this on a Smarks board. BIG SHOW! BIG SHOW! BIG SHOW! BIG SH - - - *Dames pulls plug* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 LOOK AT ALL THE BIG SHOW LOVE!!! Despite how cool Show was, i NEVER thought i'd be seeing this on a Smarks board. Cause he isn't wrestling, silly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Right, Why don't they abort the Big Monster push after WMXIX and have him go away for a month and return saying that his lost at WMXIX made him realize he wants to apprciate life and not be some monster and let him have 5 minute comedy show ala Piper's Pit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Sign Tom Selleck as the co-host and it's a deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted January 18, 2003 hell, I'll always admit to liking show. For this reason, and because for a 500 pound man he's really not that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted January 19, 2003 Yes I saw a rerun of the first Rock/SNL gig and Big Show stole the show Vince: Show what are you doing with that chair? Big Show: (feigning innocence) I just wanted to make sure I had a good seat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2003 Big Show can have a talk show on one of the TNN slots. "The Biggest Talk Show on Earth" He could either have guests or make it sorta like one of those daytime shows. and Big Show's talk show needs a giant desk that is elevated above the guests chairs (like that one Andy Kauffman gimmick) if Big Show has a talk show, would Kevin Nash would as his sidekick or as a 'frequent guest' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
