Inadvertantly Comical Death Scenes!!!

[Guest SP-1]

The more I think about it, the more that scene might be a grand example of comedic timing.

 

"blah blah bla--*WHAM*"

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Every time someone falls off a building in Vertigo. It's classic.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

In A Better Tommorow, Chow Yun-Fat is shot in the head, and stays standing for a minute-and-a-half and gets shot about thirty times. It's just so funny after thirty seconds of seeing him writhe at every bullet, but never die.

[Guest notJames]

Definitely the majority of the death scenes in Robocop: the ED-209 unveiling accident, Murphy's death ("Goodnight, sweet prince"), the acid bath, the final scene ("You're fired!" "Thank you.")

 

Fred Gwynne's death in Pet Cemetary. It was so obvious that the kid was a fake that it was hard to suspend my disbelief and be shocked by the killing.

 

Dustin Nguyen's beheading in Doom Generation... what the fuck did his head start spewing, wasabi? The talking decapitated head gag was great, although I'm not sure if this falls under "inadvertantly comical".

 

Most any death scene in the later Friday the 13th's, especially the really nonsensical ones where people get their faces shoved into walls, or they get speared through their genitals. Especially in the 7th (I think), where the sheriff gets bent backwards.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

he gets bent backwards in part 6. My favorite is in part 8 where the black guy boxes him, he gets tired, and like a dumbshit says 'Gimmie yer best shot!' and Jason punches his head off.

[Guest Steve J. Rogers]

Probably the most unintentionally funniest death I can think of, more so because of the malstorm it caused is Macauly Culkin's in "My Girl" simply because of all parent groups getting all up in arms about the fact that they didn't want their kids to go through the tramua of seeing "Kevin from Home Alone" get killed and seen in a coffin. I swear they really thought that sever pyscological damage would occur, never mind the fact that Culkin was playing a completely different role than "Kevin McAlliaster"

 

I can't imagine what would have happened if "The Good Son" was done first, not only is "Kevin" killed in a more gruesome manner (dropped off a cliff) but he is a nasty little kid that puts Eric Cartman to shame.

 

The things parent groups worry about with TV shows and movies, my gosh

 

Steve

[Guest the pinjockey]

The Bride of Chucky.

 

The guy gets startled by Chucky and Tiff and he backs out.......

 

 

 

 

 

.........into a freakin semi.

"Heh heh, that works too."

The best part about that one is how the guy pops like a water balloon after getting hit. I never saw that take on the hit by a vehicle death before, usually you either fly a long way, get trapped under the grill and drug along for a while, or go underneath and come out behind the vehicle you normally don't pop like a water balloon. It looked like he had no bone structure, he was just skin and blood.

[Guest hardyz1]

The guy in Titanic who bounced off the propellor.

 

The one Friday the 13th movie where the guy is riding his motorcycle around the yard and Jason chops his head off. Or was that a dream I had? Hmm.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

The guy in Titanic who bounced off the propellor.

 

The one Friday the 13th movie where the guy is riding his motorcycle around the yard and Jason chops his head off.  Or was that a dream I had?  Hmm.

Nah...it happened.

 

The fat guy and his momma had a grudge against the group of people in 5, it's like a group of troubled young adults I think. And the fat guy was riding around on his bike yelling for mamma, he had just gotten beaten up, then all of a sudden Jason's machette (sp) pops out and lops his head off.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Samuel L. Jackson + Deep Blue Sea's supersharks = Hilarity

 

That was the best scene in movie history in the worst movie in movie history.