Guest Crowe Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 If and when you have children, what would you name then? If you already have children, what have you named them? I have always found this an interesting thing to find out about people, yet I do not really know why. For Crowie... Male: Gabriel Christian Cirillo Female: Willow Galadriel Cirillo I have a thing for names with a gothic and elegant tinge.
Guest Grand Slam Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Well, Grand Slam's son is named Christopher Edward after Stevens' two best friends at the time Chris Raynor and Edwin MacPhisto. In real life, however, they will be as follows... boy: Alexander Martin Hicks girl: Sarah Catherine Hicks
Guest midnight_burn Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Forget names, I'll just assign each child a number based on the order in which they were born.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Dude, Crowe, if you name your daughter Galadriel, one of two things will happen: 1. "Dag, yo! That girl's a crazy elf-bitch! Let's make fun of her!" 2. "Dag, yo! That girl's a crazy elf-bitch! Let's make sex with her!" I've always been a fan of the names Jeremy and Samantha, and I'm quite sure why. Dweezil is also a possibility.
Guest Goodear Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 I've always wanted to name a kid Griffen for some reason.
Guest AnnieEclectic Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Jokingly I always said I'd name a child after a football team. Because "Rams" seems like a good boy's name. However in actuality... hrm. I honestly never put too much thought into the situation. er. lesse.... Boy: Joseph Aquila (after my grandfather) Girl: Allison Serena (can't stand the 'marie' name) -Annie
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 I think I'll take a cue from JSP at 665, and name a son Wrestling-With-The-Devil, or Wrestling for short. As for a girl, I think Magnanimity has a nice ring to it. Or, the George Foreman route could work. Gonzales, Gonzales, Gonzales, and Gonzalina. Now, I just have to adopt or steal some kids....
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Katherine Audrey Grant Spencer
Guest HVilleThugg Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Haywood Jablomi Da "that's a great name" H
Guest CED Ordonez Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 For some reason, I've only put serious thought into a possible daughter name, but that's because it's the girl name my mom never got to use since she gave birth to me and my brother. That name would be Karen Grace Ordonez. I have no clue what I'd name a son. I'll let the mother have first dibs on name calling should that happen.
Guest Kibagami Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Children would make me a sad, yet enraged panda. K.
Guest Thoth Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 You took my idea, GOdrea. Not that it was mine to begin with.
Guest TheAntipop Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Boy: Brian Applewhite Girl: Hollyanna Rose
Guest HVilleThugg Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Semour Butz Da "more to come" H
Guest Tod deKindes Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 - Bea O'Problem - Hoof Hearted
Guest Ace309 Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Matthew David. Riley Aleksandr. Elizabeth Mary (my maternal grandmother's name, reversed... I promised my mom I would when my grandmother died, because my mom never had a girl). Melissa Amber (friend of mine.... I just love the way they go together). and, finally, Asher. Because I want my son to go through life known only as "Asher Flesher." The kids could call him "Ashflesh," and his sports nickname would be "3rd-Degree."
Guest crusen86 Posted January 22, 2003 Report Posted January 22, 2003 If it's a boy, Jay. If that doesn't go down well, Shannon. Works for both, you see.
Guest Muzz Posted January 22, 2003 Report Posted January 22, 2003 I'll probably name them after battery sizes.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted January 22, 2003 Report Posted January 22, 2003 If it's a boy, maybe I'll name him after whomever the SWF World Champ is at the time of conception. *looks directly at Annie E. for some reason...* *thinks of the possibilites of a "Baby's Birth Certificate on a Pole Match"*
Guest Crowe Posted January 22, 2003 Report Posted January 22, 2003 Dude, Crowe, if you name your daughter Galadriel, one of two things will happen: 1. "Dag, yo! That girl's a crazy elf-bitch! Let's make fun of her!" 2. "Dag, yo! That girl's a crazy elf-bitch! Let's make sex with her!" Yes, I'm sure all the kids at the age of 5 - 13 would have read Lord Of The Rings. I would beleive teenagers would have enough maturity and common sense not to harass or fuck my little girl. Since she will, of course, be raised by me, and any boy who lays a finger on her shall die. Though, my poor son, Gabriel... GAYbriel. That's an easy pay out. But, my son will be exposed to the world of women, sex, drugs and swearing at a young age. He will, of course, be raised by me, so all that stuff is a given.
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Posted January 24, 2003 Report Posted January 24, 2003 Crowe, why not just go with the old standby of Lucifer. Or, to be a little less obvious, Lew Siffer. Or something... Oh, and here's a great name: Bjork, first or middle. Hell, Bork Bjork, Blork Bjork, or Bjork Bjork all have great rings to them.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted January 25, 2003 Report Posted January 25, 2003 Is it too cruel to name a child "Edible"?
Guest Ace309 Posted January 25, 2003 Report Posted January 25, 2003 Considerably. Try "Lickable" or "Suckable" instead.
Guest Suicide King Posted January 26, 2003 Report Posted January 26, 2003 My son will be named Ezekiel Zebulon Applewhite. I've always wanted a boy I could call Zeke, and this way the ladies will know he's a lover. E.Z. Applewhite. Yessirree.
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