Guest Crowe Report post Posted January 21, 2003 If and when you have children, what would you name then? If you already have children, what have you named them? I have always found this an interesting thing to find out about people, yet I do not really know why. For Crowie... Male: Gabriel Christian Cirillo Female: Willow Galadriel Cirillo I have a thing for names with a gothic and elegant tinge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Junior Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Grand Slam Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Well, Grand Slam's son is named Christopher Edward after Stevens' two best friends at the time Chris Raynor and Edwin MacPhisto. In real life, however, they will be as follows... boy: Alexander Martin Hicks girl: Sarah Catherine Hicks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Forget names, I'll just assign each child a number based on the order in which they were born. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Dude, Crowe, if you name your daughter Galadriel, one of two things will happen: 1. "Dag, yo! That girl's a crazy elf-bitch! Let's make fun of her!" 2. "Dag, yo! That girl's a crazy elf-bitch! Let's make sex with her!" I've always been a fan of the names Jeremy and Samantha, and I'm quite sure why. Dweezil is also a possibility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted January 21, 2003 I've always wanted to name a kid Griffen for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Jokingly I always said I'd name a child after a football team. Because "Rams" seems like a good boy's name. However in actuality... hrm. I honestly never put too much thought into the situation. er. lesse.... Boy: Joseph Aquila (after my grandfather) Girl: Allison Serena (can't stand the 'marie' name) -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted January 21, 2003 I think I'll take a cue from JSP at 665, and name a son Wrestling-With-The-Devil, or Wrestling for short. As for a girl, I think Magnanimity has a nice ring to it. Or, the George Foreman route could work. Gonzales, Gonzales, Gonzales, and Gonzalina. Now, I just have to adopt or steal some kids.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Katherine Audrey Grant Spencer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Haywood Jablomi Da "that's a great name" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Patrick Fitzgerald Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted January 21, 2003 For some reason, I've only put serious thought into a possible daughter name, but that's because it's the girl name my mom never got to use since she gave birth to me and my brother. That name would be Karen Grace Ordonez. I have no clue what I'd name a son. I'll let the mother have first dibs on name calling should that happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Children would make me a sad, yet enraged panda. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thoth Report post Posted January 21, 2003 You took my idea, GOdrea. Not that it was mine to begin with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Boy: Brian Applewhite Girl: Hollyanna Rose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Semour Butz Da "more to come" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted January 21, 2003 - Bea O'Problem - Hoof Hearted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Fauntleroy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted January 21, 2003 Matthew David. Riley Aleksandr. Elizabeth Mary (my maternal grandmother's name, reversed... I promised my mom I would when my grandmother died, because my mom never had a girl). Melissa Amber (friend of mine.... I just love the way they go together). and, finally, Asher. Because I want my son to go through life known only as "Asher Flesher." The kids could call him "Ashflesh," and his sports nickname would be "3rd-Degree." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted January 22, 2003 If it's a boy, Jay. If that doesn't go down well, Shannon. Works for both, you see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted January 22, 2003 I'll probably name them after battery sizes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted January 22, 2003 If it's a boy, maybe I'll name him after whomever the SWF World Champ is at the time of conception. *looks directly at Annie E. for some reason...* *thinks of the possibilites of a "Baby's Birth Certificate on a Pole Match"* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted January 22, 2003 Dude, Crowe, if you name your daughter Galadriel, one of two things will happen: 1. "Dag, yo! That girl's a crazy elf-bitch! Let's make fun of her!" 2. "Dag, yo! That girl's a crazy elf-bitch! Let's make sex with her!" Yes, I'm sure all the kids at the age of 5 - 13 would have read Lord Of The Rings. I would beleive teenagers would have enough maturity and common sense not to harass or fuck my little girl. Since she will, of course, be raised by me, and any boy who lays a finger on her shall die. Though, my poor son, Gabriel... GAYbriel. That's an easy pay out. But, my son will be exposed to the world of women, sex, drugs and swearing at a young age. He will, of course, be raised by me, so all that stuff is a given. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted January 24, 2003 Crowe, why not just go with the old standby of Lucifer. Or, to be a little less obvious, Lew Siffer. Or something... Oh, and here's a great name: Bjork, first or middle. Hell, Bork Bjork, Blork Bjork, or Bjork Bjork all have great rings to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Is it too cruel to name a child "Edible"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Considerably. Try "Lickable" or "Suckable" instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted January 26, 2003 Fuckable is better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted January 26, 2003 My son will be named Ezekiel Zebulon Applewhite. I've always wanted a boy I could call Zeke, and this way the ladies will know he's a lover. E.Z. Applewhite. Yessirree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
