Guest Ace309 Report post Posted March 11, 2002 Tom Flesher sits in his locker room, examining the match list for this week's Metal show. The camera pulls in as he starts to speak. What the hell? Z? In a tables match? Who on EARTH is booking this crap? I mean... Z! He's the world's bitchboy! Why would they even consider throwing him into the ring against someone as clearly, obviously and completely superior as me? Maybe Z wants to retire. He's looking a little beat up after that triple threat match he had on Crimson. He must have gone up to Commissioner MacPhisto and said, "Please, Mr. Edwin, Sir, can I have a tables match against Tom Flesher? It'll be so easy for me to retire in a blaze of glory when Tom Flesher puts me through a table! He'll break my back and all my limbs, and the crowd will feel so sorry for me when I can never move again!" And Edwin answered, "I'll sign the match for you, Zed, as soon as I'm done painting this picture of a panda! KIYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And they made the match. It's obvious that Z has problems and doesn't want to go through with this match... but ya know what, Z? I'm not going to give you the same chance that I gave Danny Williams. You don't get to show up at the match and look good if you want to. When you show up on Wednesday, you're going to get put through a table so fast that you won't know what the hell just happened to you. I mean, it's not just that I'm so obviously superior to you. I'm superior to everyone, but most people at least put up a fight. You, I mean... god. Turns his head and spits You disgust me, running from fights and winning by accident. You don't belong on the same continent as someone so far ahead of you, much less in the same league. So I'm glad you've decided to retire. Don't make it any harder than it needs to be. Flesher spits disgustedly once more, and the camera fades out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted March 11, 2002 Dammit Flesher! I've never been a fan of straight-up RPs, but now you're making me one. Warrrgh! Godd work. Yes, a few tables spices everything up quite nicely... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted March 11, 2002 Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Well, I asked for it, and I got it. Seriously, man, really good stuff. NOW, to write a counter promo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 11, 2002 While we are speaking of promos, I might as well get working on the "SJL Fear Factor" promo for this week. (Good thing I'm just about finished with my match.) It'll have Cutthroat, Shawn Brody, Flexxx, Ced Odonez, and Lady Red in it. And it'll be good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shawn Report post Posted March 11, 2002 Twas good. We need more RPers in this League. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
