Death to JangoFettforHire

[Guest converge241]

For getting all uppity in General Chat

 

stop giving self-colonoscopies and sigmoidoscopies

[Guest Incandenza]

Fascinating.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

what the fuck?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I agree.

 

*tries to figure out what a sigmoidoscopy is*

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

A sigmoidoscopy is...

 

thanks to the help of Yahoo.com

 

...a procedure where doctors can look at the inside of the large intestine through a tube inserted into the rectum

[Guest Marlow Jr]

what the fuck?

Is that you Carlos?

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

What the frig? What is your problem convirgin? Are you mad because your ass has seen more loads than Maytag?

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Look out guys he's pretty sharp with that grapple-hook thing on his wrist...

[Guest Incandenza]

This isn't another one of those phony arguments, is it?

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

I dunno, ask your Hello Shitty avatar

[Guest Incandenza]

I would, but she has no mouth.

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

Yeah, that is kinda weird isn't it?

How does she eat and give oral sex to My Little Pony...

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Flaming wrestling geeks I can let go, but flaming hello kitty gets the death penalty in some countries...

[Guest Incandenza]

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she must scream. That is why her head is so big.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she speaks the truth.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, so where has all the porridge gone?

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she has a tongue.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she keeps buying toothpaste.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she always eats her vegetables.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet I have no mouth.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet one of her listed hobbies is eating the cookies her sister bakes.

 

Hello Kitty wept for she had no mouth, until she met a man who had no face.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she still knows how to whistle.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but it only takes her three licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie PopTM

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth to spite her face.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and by this time her lungs are aching for air.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet in space you can hear her scream.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet mmmmph mmphhmmph mmphmppph!

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her mother can't get her to stop sucking her thumb.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but man can she hum.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she is sooooo hungry.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her dentist always gives her a sugar-free lollipop.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet children are starving in Africa.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's always putting her foot in it.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her breath is always minty fresh.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and when she gets sick, her head swells to near bursting.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and so she really didn't inhale.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she is expert with a blowgun.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her lipstick is prostitute red.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she makes that saxaphone come alive.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she also has no shame.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she often smokes in bed.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's bulemic.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth but hey, cocaine goes up your nose!

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she still enjoys a good cigar.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's always coughing up hairballs.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she's the reigning 'Star Search' lip synch champion.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she's the spokesperson for Sanrio.

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, because "if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all".

 

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she bites the hand that feeds her.

 

Kind of a sudden ending, I know, but I didn't write it.

[Guest Flyboy]

That was beautiful, Inc.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Sudden, yet provocative...

[Guest converge241]

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[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

I'm not flaiming Hello Shitty, just wondering how she fulfills My Little Pony....

 

That made me get a little misty eyed Inc.

 

Hello Kitty, she works all day

And when she works, she don't feel ok

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

WTF is jinxed clothing anyways? Can i get a hello kitty lunch pail there?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

what the fuck?

Is that you Carlos?

what?!?

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

He wants to know if you're Carlos. Rather simple really. If you're not Carlos, say no. If you are say ... si.