Guest raptor Report post Posted January 27, 2003 I don't mind using the stat update when you guys aren't- 'tis all in good fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 27, 2003 I don't mind using the stat update when you guys aren't- 'tis all in good fun. Didn't mean it in any way. Just stating, that I'd rather play the game as is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 27, 2003 TWL's First Diary Entry! ______________________________ TWL's February Show Accord of Despair (1) Overall Rating: 62% Minor Notes: Mantell gained in overness, and LeRoux suffered an injury. Segment 1: Interview: Psicosis, Mantell Gist of Segment: Hype against Sanders Ratings: 64% Segment 2: Battle Royle - Aki Mann, Frankie Armadillo, Generalin Intikami, Jason Neidhart, Jason Rumble, JC Ice, Jonny C, Josh Wilcox, Saniyedi Gecti, Seven Gist of Segment: Contendership of TWL Pain Belt Winner/Loser: Jason Neidhart. Runner up, Josh Wilcox. Ratings: 48% Segment 3: Interview: Nova, Gertner Gist of Segment: Hype against Orton Ratings: 75% Segment 4: Suicide Blondes vs Michaels and Casey (Tables) Gist of Segment: TWL Cruelty Champs Crowned Winner/Loser: Michaels and Casey clean. Ratings: 58% Segment 5: Jonny Storm vs Alcatraz (Hardcore) Gist of Segment: TWL Pain Champ Crowned Winner/Loser: Alcatraz wins with help from JC Ice. Save made by Jayson Reign. Ratings: 50% Segment 6: Ricky Morton vs Nathan Jones vs Ron Waterman vs spiffy Sean Stylez (Eliminaton) Gist of Segment: Contendership of TWL Torture Belt Winner/Loser: Spiffy wins. Waterman, Morton, then Jones was the elimination order. Ratings: 58% Segment 7: Lash LeRoux vs Spanky (Ladder) Gist of Segment: TWL Torture Belt Winner/Loser: Spanky wins via LeRoux's sick bump. Ratings: 67% Segment 8: Nova and Roadkill vs Randy Orton and Air Paris (Tag) Gist of Segment: Contendership of TWL Torment Belt to Winner Winner/Loser: Nova by mis-communication. Losers argue. Ratings: 64% Segment 9: Sanders vs Psicosis (Falls Count Anywhere) Gist of Segment: TWL Torment Champ Crowned Winner/Loser: Psicosis by pinfall. After match, beatdown of Sanders. Ratings: 70% ____________________ Incidents of TWL Saturday, March 1, 2003 Public Image: 80% Finances: -$808,500 Last Month Promo Tape: Sent to Local Network. Promo Tape: Rejected by Regional Network. Terminated: Joel Gertner, Dutch Mantell, Randy Orton, Roadkill Monday, February 24, 2003 Rival News: Rage TV has been dropped by Local Network Rival News: Fake You TV has been dropped by America One Rival News: APW had to cancel last show Rival News: ECCW had to cancel last show Sunday, February 23, 2003 Injury: Lash LeRoux has a broken arm. Gone for six months. Thursday, February 20, 2003 Front Office: Bill Eadie(Hoss, Brawler lover) become new boss Monday, February 17, 2003 Rival News: WXW had to cancel TV Show Monday, February 10, 2003 Rival News: WXW had to cancel TV Show Wednesday, February 5th, 2003 Signed: Spanky($40,000) to Uppercard Released: Mark Jindrak Tuesday, February 4th, 2003 Signed: Randy Orton($66,000) to Main Event, Nova to Main Event($64,000) Sent Out Promo Tape: Regional Network Monday, February 3rd, 2003 Signed: Mark Jindrak($64,000) to Uppercard Sunday, February 2nd, 2003 EZ Money was stolen by MLW ________________________________ Thoughts on my very first month The Highlights: Considering that most of my roster had to debut, and I managed to snag out a 62% overal rating still is wonderful. Quite a lot of decent matches on the card. Which will probably help me gain an ever so important TV deal for next month. Another thing is I'm only 20% away from making it to Cult status (which I desperately need to make), and since I gained 5% this month, I just need to get 4 more months under my belt and I'll make Cult. The Good: Well, I must say that I'm excited that TWL gained in public image and is increasingly looking great. I must say that I'm readily pleased with the performances by my roster, and am looking forward to this March. The Bad: The negative figures in my finace department. Having lost almost a million dollars for one show doesn't bode fairly well for me... Personally, I'm afraid of ditching my starstudded uppercard/main event just because of financial reasons. The Ugly: Probably the worst of the matter was terminating Joel Gertner, Dutch Mantell, Roadkill, and Randy Orton. It's sad that I had to let such talent go due to lose of funds... What's sadder is I may apply for a loan directly after my event for March. ________________________________ The Ty Jefferson Tattle-Tale (1): Probably the biggest news for our upcoming Redemption's Folly is that Nova will be taking on Psicosis© for the Torment Championship. So far, it seems to be a straight up match, but I'm trying to talk Psicosis into making this a Cage Match. Doubt he'll listen to me, but maybe we can work something out. As well Spiffy Sean Stylez is looking to upset newly crowned Torment Champ, Spanky©. LeRoux and Spiffy are good buddies, and I don't think Spiffy takes to kindly to Spanky© up ending his friend. Should be quite a heated contest in this singles match. Also, on this upcoming card will be Alcatraz© defending his Pain Title against Jason Neidhart in the standard hardcore match. The Cruelty will be fought over as the Suicide Blondes go up against Casey© and Michaels©. The same men whom won the Cruelty Titles from the Suicide Blondes. Could we see the Suicide Blondes regain, what they are claiming is theirs. Rumors The rest of the card is still up in there air. However, rumors float about that Josh Wilcox will be challenging anyone to a match to prove his worthiness of the Pain Championship. Of course, he's wanting this match to be hardcore (standard of Pain Title matchs), you understand. Ron Waterman seems to be trying to weedle his way into a match against Ricky Morton. Not sure what for, but it'll play itself out in due time, I suppose. Air Paris wants to take on Mike Sanders. Paris claims that by sticking it to Sanders, Paris would prove that Sanders is not cut out to even be battling for the Torment Title. Mike Sanders was unavailable at the time to comment on if he'll accept Paris's challenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DKnez Report post Posted January 27, 2003 NCW: February Show S0: Raven attacks Bradshaw. OR 80%. Both gained overness. S1: Fourway elimination tag title match that sees Jindrak/O'Haire d. Armstongs, Can-Am Express, and The Hotshots.OR 49%. 1/2*. S2: Tourney match for world title. Raven vs Bradshaw. Raven got dq'd for using brass knuckles. OR 69%. **1/2. S3: Tourney match for world title. Ultimo Dragon vs Randy Orton. Orton won when Psicosis hit Dragon w/chair. OR 70%. **1/2. Orton gained overness. S4: Essa Rios vs El Dandy. OR 50%. 1/2*. Rios won. S5: Jindrak/O'Haire put themselves over. S6: Air Paris vs Mike Sanders. Sanders wins by cheating. OR 57%. *1/2 S7: Orton puts himself over. S8: Bradshaw vs Randy Orton for the World Heavywight title. Orton wins, then after the match Raven ddt's Bradshaw. Orton gained overness.OR 57%. *1/2. Show Rating: 48% attended by 1065 people and made $21,300. Monthly news: Orton vs Bradshaw for tilte at next show. PI moved up three to 73%. WWE stole Raven form me. NWA:TNA stole Pscicosis from me. Got rejected in a Regional Network Show. Now have $1,942,300(not good.) Feedback is appreciated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Monthly news: Orton vs Bradshaw for tilte at next show. PI moved up three to 73%. WWE stole Raven form me. NWA:TNA stole Pscicosis from me. Got rejected in a Regional Network Show. Now have $1,942,300(not good.) Alright a couple of things. To keep increasing your PI at a steady rate during the month (when you not have a show), you must have advertisement above the 10% that Sophie is saying you have to be at. I found this out when I built my TWL from scratch once(backyard). It's the only way to get off the ground. Also if you are wishing to stay alive in February, send a promo tape to the local network for a TV show. The only way any regional company will save themselves, is if they get a show. You don't make enough money to spare yourself the mustard. If you end up in financial troubles after your March (Medium-Sized) Event, you might wanna apply for a loan. Since you wanna try and stay competitive, apply for the 5 mil. Hopefully, you'll get it. Yes, that's quite steep, but when you make Cult, it'll all be worth the loan. If you find that you are losing major money due to salaries of wrestlers, don't be afraid to cut some guys from your roster. Cut the people whom aren't that great of wrasslers, but have overness. What you need when you have house shows or the Monthly Event, is match quality, not overness. Sure, overness is a great bonus, but match quality is almost a guarentee to saving yourslf trouble, if your crowd doesn't feel like cheering your superstar on. If you look at most of my card, I got a lot of those decent % because of match quality because overness just wasn't helping me. Now that doesn't mean, due away with your whole top Main Event (seeing as they usually cost you the most). Just do away with wrasslers that you know without a doubt will end up on your backburner. That's about all the advice I can give... Not sure if it'll help you or not. But good luck to your endevours! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted January 27, 2003 The Totally Awesome Wrestling Club's Monthly Report February 3rd, 2003 - Signed Nova and Spanky, both as heels February 19th, 2003 - Jim Crockett takes over TAWC. I feel a cold, "oh shit" feeling wash over me, but nobody's gone from my roster. Whew. February 23rd, 2003 Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Maynard Sundman Memorial Arena in Littleton, New Hampshire, the TAWC is proud to present... TAWC: Like a Virgin! Announcers: Ron Suicide and Kristabel McDaniel Segment I: Austin Lee and Erin Bray step out onto the stage. Someone please remind me to change their names. Ron Suicide steps into the ring from his announce table and intros the WHEEL OF STIPS! Suicide spins it, and the wheel lands on Ladder, meaning tonight's TAWC Clash title match is a Ladder match! Both men head to the back to prep for their match. Segment II TAWC Tag Team Championships Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match One Night Stand d. Fuzion and Two R Two G Back heel kick off the second rope, Xstasy goes down. Mike Paiva dropkicks Xstasy after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Tiger suplex on Giovanni, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Fuzion whip Licious into the corner. Blade whips Mike Paiva in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Spinning back kick from Rocky Reynolds. HBK-style splash from the top of the ladder! Rocky Reynolds puts Paiva through a table with a top rope legdrop. Full nelson slam on Reynolds. One Night Stand hook up Giovanni, then hit a double suplex. Super frankensteiner on Xstasy, who hit hard. Ronnie D. Licious drives the ladder into Blade. Tiger suplex on Licious, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Rocky Reynolds dropkicks Licious after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Rocky Reynolds pulls Licious onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Xstasy counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Edward G. Xstasy throws the ladder into Giovanni. Death Valley Driver by Ronnie D. Licious, Blade is down and hurt. Edward G. Xstasy and Ronnie D. Licious set the ladder up and climb it, grabbing the prize for the victory. Rating: 1\2 star. Overall Rating: 50% Match Notes: TAWC Tag Team titles have lost image. Fuck you. Segment III: The Suicide Blondes ambush Lash LeRoux in the back. Jason Lee and Derrick King are obviously trying to weaken LeRoux before King's match with LeRoux for the TAWC Flyweight Championship! Will it work? Segment IV TAWC Clash Championship Ladder Match Austin Lee d. Erin Bray Dropkick connects, Bray goes down. Bray gets hip-tossed onto the ladder. Lee hits a dropkick on Erin Bray. Bray takes a flying neckbreaker from Austin Lee. Erin Bray elbows Austin Lee in the face to break a hammerlock. Lee gets hip-tossed onto the ladder. Bray crushes Lee with a big legdrop. Lee kicks Erin Bray in the gut to reverse the momentum. Lee crushes Bray with a big legdrop. Back heel kick off the second rope, Bray goes down. Austin Lee misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Erin Bray strikes Lee. Lee kicks Erin Bray in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying elbow from Austin Lee. They both begin to climb the ladder. Once they reach the top, an exchange of punches starts! Lee grabs Bray and throws him off into the ropes! His leg gets caught, trapping him. Austin Lee grabs the prize for the win. Erin Bray offers a handshake to Lee...but he spits at Erin Bray and walks off! Rating: 1\2 star. Overall Rating: 48%. I can't seem to catch a break. Match Notes: The TAWC Clash title has gained in image. Finally, something good. Erin Bray has sustained an injury as a result of a bad bump! Oh, fuck. Segment V TAWC Flyweight Championship Singles Match Derrick King d. Lash LeRoux Derrick hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Derrick King gets taken down out of nowhere. Spinning back kick from Lash LeRoux. Derrick reverses an irish whip...and Lash LeRoux runs into the referee. Diamond Dust from Lash LeRoux, Derrick is out. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Derrick reverses a Lash LeRoux hammerlock. Hard back suplex on LeRoux. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Super frankensteiner on LeRoux, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on LeRoux, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. LeRoux pushes out of a Derrick King hold. LeRoux crushes Derrick with a big legdrop. Pin, but Derrick is out just before the three count. Derrick counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Jason Lee comes running down the aisle with a chair! Derrick goes to irish whip Lash LeRoux into the ropes. Lee hits LeRoux with a chair to the back! Lash LeRoux is in trouble. Here it comes - Inverted Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. Derrick King slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for LeRoux to get some payback. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. Overall Rating: 60%! Whoo! Match Notes: Lash LeRoux lost overness from this match. Derrick King gained overness from this match. The TAWC Flyweight title has gained in image. Segment VI: Ron Suicide stands up and announces to the crowd that Jim Crockett has just told him there will be a six-man tag, with the winning team having a three-way dance for the TAWC Heavyweight championship! The crowd roars for this happening instead of Ron Waterman v. Mike Rapada. I breathe a sigh of relief for getting away with changing my main event to reflect the changes in my roster. Segment VII TAWC Heavyweight Championship #1 Contendership Six Man Tag Mike Rapada, Nova, and Spanky d. Adam Windsor, Damien, and Ron Waterman Stiff high kick on Nova by Adam Windsor who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Windsor uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag to Ron Waterman. Running knee lift from Ron Waterman. Ron Waterman hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Tag between Ron Waterman and Damien. Ron Waterman scoops up Nova. Damien bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Rude Awakening on Nova by Damien. Nova ducks a wild right hand. Spin kick by Nova to the face. Tag between Nova and Mike Rapada. Mike Rapada strikes Damien. Mike Rapada turns Damien inside-out with a clothesline. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Mike Rapada hits a right hand on Damien. Tag to Spanky. Damien walks into a high dropkick from Spanky. Damien takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. Spanky only gets knees on a splash. Damien tags out to Adam Windsor. Flying elbow from Adam Windsor. Spanky tags out to Nova. Standing leg lariat by Nova on Windsor. Nova crushes Windsor with a running senton. Nova ducks a Windsor clothesline and does a quick roll up. Nova has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Overall Rating: 59% Match Notes: None, shockingly enough. Segment VIII TAWC Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Elimination Mike Rapada d. Nova and Spanky[/i] Stiff high kick on Rapada by Spanky who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Stiff high kick on Nova by Spanky who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Spanky only gets knees on a splash. Spanky gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Rapada is down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Nova takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. Nova counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Rapada \ Nova whip Spanky into the corner. Mike Rapada whips Nova in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Rapada DDTs Spanky. Pin, three count, it's over. Mike Rapada pins Spanky. Mike Rapada hits a bulldog off the ropes. Nova reverses a hip toss. Springboard dropkick from Nova. Nicely done. There's a two count on the pin. Mike Rapada reverses a hip toss. Big clothesline from Rapada. Mike Rapada moves in for the kill. Rock Mountain Flat Top! 1....2....3. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating. Overall Rating: 59%. Two in a row! Match Notes: The TAWC Heavyweight title has lost image. Yeah, blow me. Overall Show Rating: 57%. Not bad, but nothing great, for sure. The two matches that really killed me here were Bray/Lee and the TLC match. Other than that, a very good show, something to build off of. February 25th, 2003 - Sucked up my pride and sent a promo tape to America One. With any luck, I'll get on. March 1st, 2003 - Apparently I have no luck. END OF THE MONTH REPORT Public Image: 58% Finances: $3,307,340 (+$307,340) Injuries: Erin Bray's gonna be out for eleven months with a broken leg. Pussy. Not a bad month, certainly something to build on. Check out the next TAWC event, Alterior Motives! Featuring a rematch between Nova and Mike Rapada for the TAWC Heavyweight championship, there's no way you wanna miss this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DKnez Report post Posted January 27, 2003 2nd NCW Show:March Madness S0: Mike Sanders piledrives Ultimo Dragon through a table. OR 76% S1: Essa Rios vs El Dandy. Rios wins and they brawl to the back.OR 50.1/2* S2: NCW Tag Team Title Match: Mark Dindrak/ Sean O'Haire vs The Hotshots. O'Haire pins Cassidy O'Really. OR 57%. *1/2. S3: Randy Orton puts himself over. S4: Air Paris vs Chris Hamrick in a ladder match. Hamrick wins when they fight off the top of the ladder and Paris falls off. S5: Bradshaw vs Doug Fournas. Bradshaw wins and Orton and Fournas attack him after the match.OR 57%. *1/2. S6: Kronus vs Mike Sanders. Sanders wins.OR 46%. 1/2* S7: Beulah hypes what she's going to do. She gained overness. OR 78%. S8: NCW World Title Match. Randy Orton vs Ultimo Dragon. Orton wins and Sanders attcks Dragon after the match. OR 71%. **1/2. Orton gained overness. The show was attended by 1093 people paying $ 21,860. Monthly report for March: PI is now 74%. I now have $ 1,125,160. Feedback is appreciated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted January 28, 2003 ABW Feburary Update~! EZ Money is immediatly stolen from me by RoH. Bah! Roadkill is stolen by TNA. Damn you! Fortunatly, ABW rebounded with a tried and true indy tradition: throw money at talentless WWF castoffs! Hired Shelton Benjamin Nick Dinsmore Mr. Black Rosey (The fat one) Spanky Ivory (Manager) Nidia (Manager) Orlando Jones (Manager, cut from....somewhere) M Dogg (CZW is under new management. Interesting...) Fired before thier first day Ha! Alex Shane Gedo Jedo Chris Michaels Derrick King Sean Casey Adam Booker (manager) Hawk (manager) Rick Fuller (manager) And it's on to the show! I figured the best way to debut so many guys in such a short time was to throw them all into matches with each other. Before the show - Nidia and Ivory roll around in the mud and tear each other's clothes off. OR = 76%. This will be my highest rated segment other than the main event. I have to go hang myself now. Match 1: Kaz Hyashi vs. Mr. Fairy Rainbow. Kaz wins after slut-erference from Nidia. OR = 52% Scapegoat for low rating = Mr. Fairy Rainbow Match 2: Shelton Benjamin vs. Ron Waterman. Shelton wins and then shakes hands with Waterman. Too bad Waterman kicked him in the nuts. HEEL! OR = 60% Match 3: Air Paris vs. Lash Leroux. Lash wins after Nidia fucks up and screws Paris. Paris handles the situation like a mature adult. And then slaps her. OR = 66% Match 4: Nick Dinsmore vs. Mr. Black for the Not Yet Bankrupt Championship! Black wins after skulling Dinsmore with a chair. OR = 64% The title gained in image. Ha! Match 5: Adam Durante vs. Rosey. If you hadn't already guessed, we had to lift the ban on shitty brawling through the crowd after we signed Rosey. Anyway, these two get DQ'ed because the're big intense hosses. OR = 68% Match 6: Mike Sanders vs. Spanky. Sanders hits Spanky with brass knuckles and then nails the ref. He realizes he was supposed to hit the ref first, but it's too late as he's already been disqualified. OR = 67% Match 7: Ebessan vs. Men's Teoh. Ebessan wins clean, and tries to shake hands afterwards. Teoh's response was roughly translated as "Fuck off, cuntrag". OR = 69% Match 8: Ultimo Dragon vs. Psicosis This match was as awesome as you would expect, and Ultimo wins with the Dragon suplex. OR = 78% The Show's overall rating was a 66. At the end of Feburary, I'm only down $30,000. w00t! My Public Image is now 71%. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Edit: Oh... And if you think this was fine and dandy, just wait till you see my April update. All I gotta say is "DAMN! That really HURT!" Probably my only concern is that I'm pissed off at losing money. Other than that, not really much I can do without cutting some major pay guys, and frankly, I can't do that. What's worse, is I found out that my events where regulated to Large, instead of MEDIUM.... Boy, and I was so wondering why I was having a hard time. If I can make it to Cult status, I got a shot at keeping myself alive without having to start from scratch. And would you believe that I lost Spiffy to the WWE? Kinda ironic that I get Spanky from them and they take Spiffy from me... Totally has messed up my operations. TWL For The Month of March 1st, till April 1st. The Whole Incident Report: Tuesday, April 1, 2003 Public Image: 86 Promo Tape: Sent to America One Financial: -$618820 Promo Tape: Rejected by Local Network Monday, March 31, 2003 Rival News: APW cancelled show Rival News: ECCW cancelled show Tuesday, March 11, 2003 Signed: Crash Holly($75,000) Stolen: Spiffy Sean Stylez [WWE] Wednesday, March 5, 2003 Signed: Roadkill($66,000) to Main Event Stolen: Mike Sanders [NWATNA] Saturday, March 1, 2003 Public Image: 80% Finances: -$808,500 Last Month Promo Tape: Sent to Local Network. Promo Tape: Rejected by Regional Network. Terminated: Joel Gertner, Dutch Mantell, Randy Orton, Roadkill Monthly Report for March Show: Redemption's Folly (1) Overall Rating: 60% Minor Notes: Roadkill gain in overness. Josh Wilcox gain in overness. Crash Holly gain in overness. Segment 1: Interview with Roadkill Gist of Segment: Hype up match against Air Paris. Ratings: 71% Segment 2: Alcatraz and JC Ice vs Reign Storm (Tag) Gist of Segment: Payback's a coming for Reign Storm. Winner/Loser: Reign Storm via pinfall. Alcatraz and JC Ice get revenge. Ratings: 53% Segment 3: Wilcox challenges anyone to a match. Accepted by Crash Holly. Gist of Segment: Hype up Crash's debut. Ratings: 64% Segment 4: Andre Baker vs Erin Bray vs Paul Lauria (Triangle) Gist of Segment: A battle of newbies. Winner/Loser: Erin Bray via pinfall. Ratings: 48% Segment 5: Suicide Blondes vs Casey© and Michaels© (Tag) Gist of Segment: TWL Cruetly Titles Winner/Loser: Casey and Michaels via pinfall. Ratings: 62% Segment 6: Crash Holly vs John Wilcox (Hardcore) Gist of Segment: Wilcox trying to prove his worthiness Winner/Loser: Holly via pinfall. Wilcox throws tantrum. Ratings: 56% Segment 7: Spanky© vs Nathan Jones vs Ron Waterman vs Ricky Morton (4 Corners) Gist of Segment: TWL Torture Title Winner/Loser: Spanky via pinfall. Ratings: 59% Segment 8: Air Paris vs Roadkill (Falls Count Anywhere) Gist of Segment: Contendership of Torment Title. Winner/Loser: Roadkill via pinfall. Paris gets revenge. Ratings: 68% Segment 9: Nova vs Psicosis© in a Cage Match Gist of Segment: TWL Torment Title Winner/Loser: Psicosis gets help from Paris. Roadkill makes the save. Ratings: 68% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DKnez Report post Posted January 28, 2003 NCW's 3rd show: All is Forgiven S0: Orton ambushes Bradshaw. OR 58% S1: Jindrak and O'Haire d. Armstrongs, Can-Am Express, and The Hotshots. OR 53%. *. It was a title match. S2: Air Paris vs Chris Hamrick. Match id dq and they shake hands. *. S3: Hype Video for Ultimo Dragon. OR 77%. S4: Charlie Haas d. Essa Rios and El Dandy comes in and its a two on one attack. OR 51%. S5: Hype Video for Mike Sanders. OR 87%. S6: Orton hypes upcoming match. OR 62% S7: Ultimo Dragon vs Mike Sanders who wins by cheating. OR 79%. ***. S8: NCW World Title Match: Randy Orton vs Bradshaw. Orton wins. OR 65%. **. Bradshaw lost overness. Orton gained overness. Notes on show: 1,001 people attended for $20,020. Monthly notes: PI 73%. I got a 5mil. dollar loan. Money is at $6,196,180. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DKnez Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Actually the loan was for $500,000 so I payed it all back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest raptor Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Emerald Coast Wrestling Federation (ECWF) Wrestling: Month One Advertisers: M&M, Coors, Reebok, Slim Jim Updates: Production: +10 Advertising: +10 Merchandising: +10 Signees: Charlie Haas (Heel) Christopher Nowinski (Heel) Doug Basham (Heel) Eric Angle (Heel) Jason Cross (Face) w/ Alicia Webb John Cena (Heel) Mark Jindrack (Face) Nick Dinsmore (Face) Nova (Face) Randy Orton (Heel) Sean O' Haire (Face) Shelton Benjamin (Heel) Spanky (Face) w/ Alicia Webb Steven Richards (Heel) New Tag Teams Higher Class- Chris Nowinski and Doug Basham Justice- Mark Jindrack and Sean O' Haire Team Angle- Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas New Stable: Team Angle- Charlie Haas, Shelton Benjamin, Eric Angle ECWF: The Origin: -Suicide Blondes vs Pure Catastrophe : Flying reverse elbow by Derrick King. Tag to Catastrophe. Spin kick by Derrick King to the face. Tag between Derrick King and Jason Lee. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Catastrophe is down. Tag to Pure Talent. Lightning kick by Lee on Talent. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jason Lee. Catastrophe scoops up Lee for a slam, then turns....but Pure Talent accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of Lee, and it's a Survivor Series 5 flashback moment. Jason Lee floors Pure Talent. Pure Talent gets locked in the Dragon Sleeper! Submission victory! The fight has started up again! Suicide Blondes attacks Pure Catastrophe, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. (53/34/73) Winner(s): The Suicide Blondes - Randy Orton is backstage. "Vince McMahon decided that 95% of Randy Orton wasn't enough for him, so he cut me loose. Well, that's Vince's loss, because now, Randy Orton's shoulder is at 100%. I'm going to show the world tonight that McMahon was wrong, and I'm going to bring the ECWF Heavyweight Title 100% home to Randy Orton. (80) - Sean O'Haire vs Seven : Spear by Sean O'Haire. Whip into an upright table by O'Haire. Death valley driver by Sean O'Haire, Seven got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying shoulder tackle by O'Haire sends Seven to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Seven ducks a wild right hand. Rude Awakening on Sean O'Haire by Seven. O'Haire walks into a spike slam. Sean O'Haire ducks a clothesline attempt. Nice piledriver on Seven. Seven gets knocked to the ground by O'Haire, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Seanton Bomb! 1....2....3. Seven leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle. Seven obviously didn't want any more of a beating tonight. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. (58/47/69) Winner(s): Sean O' Haire - Austin Lee vs Air Paris vs Nova vs Kaz Hayashi (For The ECWF Crusierweight Title) : Kick from Nova to the leg. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? There's a two count on the pin. Kaz kicks Nova in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between Kaz Hayashi and Air Paris. Flying elbow from Air Paris. Paris whips Nova into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Vicious kick to the teeth from Air Paris. Cover, but there's no one to count for Air Paris. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Nova blocks a kick from Air Paris. Tag between Nova and Austin Lee. Super frankensteiner on Paris, who hit hard. Driven DDT by Austin Lee. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Paris counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Lee. Springboard dropkick from Air Paris. Nicely done. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Paris defeats Lee. Kick from Kaz Hayashi to the leg. Second rope flying axe handle, Paris goes down. There's a two count on the pin. Lightning kick by Kaz on Paris. Pin, but Paris is out just before the three count. Kaz only gets knees on a splash. Power drive elbow by Air Paris. Paris tags out to Nova. Vicious kick to the teeth from Nova. Cover gets three. Nova pinned Kaz. Standing leg lariat by Nova on Paris. Nova only gets knees on a splash. Nova takes a hurrancarana from Air Paris. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Nova counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying elbow from Nova. Air Paris can barely stand. Spin Doctor! 1....2....3. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. (55/41/70) Winner(s): Nova (New Cruiserweight Champion) - Team Angle vs The Future vs Michaels \ Dinsmore (For The ECWF Tag Team Titles) : Spin kick by Charlie Haas to the face. Tiger bomb by Shelton Benjamin, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Shelton Benjamin uses the table as a battering ram. Face-first suplex onto the ladder from Haas. Massive back suplex! Shelton Benjamin got snapped in half. Haas crushes Dinsmore with a running senton. Flying cookie sheet shot by Haas, blasting Dinsmore. Erin Bray scoops up Haas. Tyger bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Power drive elbow by Silver Tyger. Lightning kick by Bray on Michaels. Bray gets thrown hard into the ladder. Tyger tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Nick Dinsmore slams Tyger through a table. Dinsmore walks into a face crusher variation. Stun Gun from Shelton Benjamin! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Shelton Benjamin brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Tyger. Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win. I'll give it a **1\2 rating. (71/54/89) Winner(s): Team Angle (New Tag Team Champions) - A video to hype Randy Orton plays. (86+) - A music video for Spanky is shown. (58+) - Randy Orton vs Spanky vs Christopher Nowinski vs Lash LeRoux (For The ECWF Heavyweight Title) : LeRoux hits a dropkick on Spanky. LeRoux hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Cover for a two count. Tag between Lash LeRoux and Christopher Nowinski. Nowinski drives a thrust kick into the chest of Spanky. Belly to belly off the top rope, Spanky got folded up big time. Pin, but Spanky is out just before the three count. Tag between Christopher Nowinski and Randy Orton. Second rope flying axe handle, Spanky goes down. Tag to Lash LeRoux. Lash LeRoux strikes Orton. Orton blocks the suplex attempt. Death valley driver by Randy Orton, Lash LeRoux got planted. Cover gets three. Randy Orton pinned LeRoux. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Spanky crushes Orton with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spanky hits a dropkick on Randy Orton. Tag between Randy Orton and Christopher Nowinski. Spanky tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Christopher Nowinski snap suplexes Spanky...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Spanky counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Spanky hits a rolling kick on Nowinski. Tiger suplex on Nowinski, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover gets three. Spanky pinned Nowinski. Orton takes a hurrancarana from Spanky. Tiger suplex on Orton, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Orton is out just before the three count. Randy Orton fights out of a grapple. Spanky can barely stand. O-Zone! 1....2....3. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. (62/53/72) Winner(s): Randy Orton (New ECWF HEavyweight Champion) - Overall (63) - Performance: OX Significant Happenings -Austin Lee broke his leg in the Cruiserweight Title match, and is out for 12 MONTHS. SONOFABITCH! I had plans for him, too. . . - Promo Tape was rejected by AmericaOne. Overall Thoughts I'm actually pretty happy with what I've been able to do so far. I'm happy with a 63 for my first show, and I can only hope that my guys'll get over quickly. I'm not really doing fueds until I can get a T.V. deal, but so far I'm having Team Angle fued with Justice, Orton with Spanky, and Nova with Air Paris. I'm going to through Cena and Richards in there next month, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Hollywood Wrestling Federation~! Newly Signed: Cassidy O'Reilly Chase Stevens Eric Angle Nidia Orlando Jordan Oz Randy Orton Raven Sean O'Haire Se7en Shelton Benjamin Spanky Stevie Richards Vanessa Victoria Newly Signed Tag Teams: The Hotshots (Cassidy O'Reilly and Chase Stevens) The Prophecy (Sean O'Haire and Se7en) Technical Perfection (Eric Angle and Shelton Benjamin with Vanessa) Raven and Stevie Richards Newly Formed Stables: The Prophecy (Raven, Stevie Richards, Sean O'Hair, Se7en, Victoria, and Nidia) HWF Just Fucking Wrestle! - Live from Hollywood, California - Your hosts are Karen Dylan and Phil Boreanaz - Chase Stevens is backstage, acting all jobbery, because he is a jobber. Eric Angle walks up to him, "My Brother is Kurt Angle!". "So?". "Well, I get to make a big debut and become a face because the owner who signed me left me as a heel when he needs me as a face, so I get to Angle Slam you through that table". "Oh, OK". The rest, is history. (62) - Commish of the HWF comes out, to announce that 4 matches will take place, and that the winner of each match will face off for the HWF World Title in the main event. The New Breed come out, and beat the ever living shit out of him. (47) - Opening Match: Spanky vs. Stevie Richards for 1st Shot at HWF World Title Match. Stevie walks into a high dropkick from Spanky. Kick from Spanky to the leg. Stevie takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Stevie counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Stevie Richards strikes Spanky. Powerslam from Stevie Richards on Spanky. There's a two count on the pin. Spanky kicks Stevie Richards in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spanky crushes Stevie with a running senton. Cover for a two count. Tornado DDT from Spanky, Stevie got planted. Pin, but Stevie is out just before the three count. Stevie ducks a wild right hand. Uninspiring brawling from Stevie Richards. Spanky ducks a clothesline attempt. Spin kick by Spanky to the face. Spanky floors Stevie Richards...and climbs the turnbuckles. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Spanky is still in the ring celebrating. Stevie Richards pushes the referee away, then spins Spanky around! Stevie Richards hits the Steven Kick! Spanky has been floored after the match. I'll give it a *1\2 rating. (60/58/63) - Eric Angle vs. Raven for Spot #2 in HWF World Title Match Raven bodyslams Eric Angle. Raven hits some punches. Fallaway slam by Raven. Raven with a spinning neckbreaker on Eric. Raven walks into a trip. Back elbow connects, Raven staggers backward. Eric hits a stump piledriver on Raven. There's a two count on the pin. Raven counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Eric walks into a spike slam. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat, apparently Raven has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Eric pushes out of a Raven hold. Eric Angle hits some punches. Raven powers out of a headlock. Rude Awakening on Eric Angle by Raven. Raven moves in for the kill. Even Flow DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. (63/64/64) - Ebessan vs. Randy Orton - #3 in World Title Match. Standing leg lariat by Ebessan on Orton. Kick from Ebessan to the leg. Driven DDT by Ebessan. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Flying elbow from Ebessan. Randy Orton fights out of a grapple. Fallaway slam by Randy Orton. Full nelson slam on Ebessan. There's a two count on the pin. Ebessan elbows Randy Orton in the face to break a hammerlock. Spear by Ebessan. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Ebessan, Orton is out. Pin, but Orton is out just before the three count. Ebessan gets taken down out of nowhere. Randy Orton hits some punches. Ebessan pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Air Paris comes running down the aisle with a chair! Orton goes to irish whip Ebessan into the ropes. Paris prepares to swing the chair...but Ebessan reverses! Paris accidentally smacks Orton with a chair to the back! Randy Orton can barely stand. Ebessan Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Orton is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. (65/60/70) - Air Paris vs. Shelton Benjamin for Final Spot in World Title Four-Way Shelton walks into a high dropkick from Air Paris. Shelton reverses a waistlock. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Shelton Benjamin uses a forearm to the face. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Death valley driver by Shelton Benjamin, Air Paris got planted. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Shelton walks into a trip. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Shelton. Paris crushes Shelton with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Air Paris. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Shelton reverses a waistlock. Spear by Shelton Benjamin. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Paris pushes out of a Shelton Benjamin hold. Air Paris floors Shelton near the ropes and makes the pin. Paris is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. (65/56/74) - New Breed II vs. The Hotshots vs. The Zoo vs. High Fly in TLC I for HWF New Age Titles Yashiini uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Yashiini crushes Chase with a running senton. Chase drops out the back of a Brother Yashiini bodyslam attempt. Psychic crushes Winger with a big legdrop. The Winger elbows Psychic in the face to break a hammerlock. Hard back suplex on Psychic. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hade Vansen dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline. Back heel kick off the second rope, Zebra Kid goes down. Chase hits an arm drag on Zebra Kid. Flying elbow from Chase Stevens, barely hitting the target. Chase Stevens hits a table shot to the ribs. Super frankensteiner on Yashiini, who hit hard. Flying cookie sheet shot by Alexander, blasting Yashiini. Kick from Cassidy O'Reilly to the leg. Cassidy O'Reilly with a whip into the ladder. Table shot! Tiger suplex on Vansen, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Table shot! Hotshots whip Winger into the corner. Chase Stevens whips Cassidy O'Reilly in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Power drive elbow by Psychic. Brother Yashiini blasts O'Reilly with a slingshot into the ladder. Brother Yashiini and Psychic climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win. Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1\2 star rating because i'm generous. (48/21/76) - Prophecy video, even though its only the first show...Odd. (92) - Air Paris vs. Ebessan vs. Raven vs. Spanky for HWF World Title Paris takes a headbutt from Raven. Raven with a spinning neckbreaker on Paris. Cover for a two count. Paris reverses a waistlock. Paris tags out to Ebessan. Bodyslam by Ebessan. Ebessan whips Raven into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Diamond Dust from Ebessan, Raven is out. Cover, but there's no one to count for Ebessan. Ebessan hits a dropkick on Raven. Raven blocks a punch. Tag to Spanky. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Driven DDT by Spanky. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Ebessan elbows Spanky in the face to break a hammerlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Tiger suplex on Spanky, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Tag between Ebessan and Raven. Raven slams Spanky down. Death valley driver by Raven, Spanky got planted. Spanky can barely stand. Even Flow DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'll give it a **1\2 rating. (67/61/74) Overall Rating: 63% Attendance: 1,061 Notes: Eric Angle has gained Overness. Chase Stevens has gained Overness. Grayson P Alexander gained Overness. Damian gained Overness. The HWF New Age Titles titles have gained in image. The HWF World Title title has gained in image. - Promo tape rejected - Total Money: $2,951,220 (- $48,780) - PI: 72 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Boy, are you guys going to be hating me in a few moments... Get ready people... TWL UPDATE!!! Brought to you by the wonderful food of Carvill Burgers. Mmm.... Taste that raw burger~! ...no. Those are really lives worms. It adds to the flavor. This update goes from April 1st, 2003 to August 1st, 2003. Of course, when you try to read what I've got, it'll go from where I'm currently at (August 1st) to where I've been (April 1st). First you'll get my incidents over the past 3 months. Then you'll get my last few shows. Shows are in the same order as the incidents. I also went out of my way to change the show format after May's PPV. Probably the biggest news, was that I'll be building up my future stars, Jonny C, Saniyedi Gecti, Robert Thompson, and Generalin Intikami. As they all have lots of potential. That and I lost Nova... And finally, Roadkill will be remaining with the organization. No matter how many times I release him, I always seem to be bringing him right back to the main fold. Also, I might promote Ricky Morton and Spanky here soon. And currently, yes. I am in financial troubles... Yet, the price was worth it. What was worth it? Just read on to find out... _____________________________________________ Friday, August 1, 2003 Signed: Robert Thompson(22,000) to Opening. Loan: Applied for 1 mil dollar loan. Rejected. Promo Tape: Sent to TSN Rival News: PWI has issued bankruptcy notice. Talent: Nova left the promotion. Signed with NwATNA. Talent: Derrick King returned from rehab~! Sponser: Renewed contract with Carvill Burgers. 12 month deal. Sponser: Carvill Burgers contract with us has been ended. New TV Show: TWL Chaotix for 12 weeks. Promo Tape: Interest from KJLA~! PRIME TIME~! Public Image: 11 at CULT LEVEL~! Financial: -$487,200 Monday, July 28, 2003 Size: TWL has risen to Cult status. Saturday, July 26, 2003 Signed: Roadkill(60,000) and D'Lo Brown(78,000) to Main Event, Saturday, July 19, 2003 Injury: Seven has a torn calf. Will be gone for 10 months. Tuesday, July 1, 2003 Sponser: Dylan Cards signed up for another 11 months. Rival News: WWC issued bankuptcy notice. Sponser: Dylan Cards contract is up. Contract: Nova is gone after the end of this month. Promo Tape: Sent to KJLA Promo Tape: Rejected by Local Network Finacial: -$305800 (Currently in negative figures of -$30660) Public Image: 96 Monday, June 30, 2003 Talent: Jonny C promoted to Lowercard. Tuesday, June 24, 2003 Rival News: RoH has risen to National level. Monday, June 9, 2003 Promo Tape: Sent to Local Network. Rival News: RoH Monday TV has been renewed. Sunday, June 1, 2003 Terminate: Lash LeRoux(54,000)[RoH], Psicosis(66,000)[RoH] Roadkill(60,000) Financial: -$515700 Rival News: XPW has gone bankrupt. Contract: Roadkill has 3 months left. Promo Tape: Rejected by VH1. Monday, May 26, 2003 Rival News: RoH High Impact TV not renewed by Local Network. Talent: Baker wanted a push. Had 40 overness, so has been pushed to midcard. Friday, May 9, 2003 Offer: NEPW owner Ed Schmitt offers job. -$854430 dollars. Rejected offer. Monday, May 5, 2003 Rival News: XPW Monday Nightmare dropped by KJLA Saturday, May 3, 2003 Promo Tape: Sent to VH1 Thursday, May 1, 2003 Public Image: 90 Finacial: -$516840 Contract Notice: 3 Months left - Psicosis, Nova Promo Tape: Rejected by America One Suspension: Roadkill and JC Ice have returned. Tuesday, April 22, 2003 Incident: JC Ice was caught with drugs. First time offense, suspension: 1 Month. Sunday, April 20, 2003 Incident: Derrick King checked into rehab. Awaiting his return. Monday, April 14, 2003 Rival News: Firebird TV has been dropped by Comcast. Wednesday, April 9, 2003 Incident: Roadkill has been involved in a fight backstage. Suspend for the month. Wednesday, April 2, 2003 Title: TWL Torment will be vacated for next show. Injury: Psicosis has a broken arm. Gone for 6 months. Tuesday, April 1, 2003 Public Image: 86 Promo Tape: Sent to America One Financial: -$618820 Promo Tape: Rejected by Local Network _____________________________________________ July's PPV: Hero's Vengence (1) Overall Rating: 61 Segment 1: Bray and Lauria vs Armadillo and Rumble Quality: 51/34/68 Description: Bray and Lauria vs Armadillo and Rumble : Flying cookie sheet shot by Giant, blasting Rumble. Bray uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Paul Lauria hits a table shot to the ribs. Armadillo reverses a Erin Bray hammerlock. Frankie Armadillo snap suplexes Giant...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Frankie Armadillo scoops up Giant. Rumble bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Bray walks into a jaw breaker. Back suplex through a table. Giant reverses a waistlock. Lightning kick by Bray on Rumble. Back heel kick from Giant on Armadillo. Frankie Armadillo climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Giant. Jason Rumble bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Armadillo by accident. Paul Lauria moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Frankensteiner. 1....2...3, it's finished. Armadillo and Rumble look like they aren't done...and they attack Bray and Lauria! After an exchange of blows, Giant and Bray are laid out in the ring. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Minor Notes: Segment 2: Saniyedi Gecti vs Jonny C Quality: 49/31/67 Description: Jonny C vs Saniyedi Gecti : J.C. hits a right hand. J.C. drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. J.C. receives some punishment. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Saniyedi Gecti scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. J.C. powers out of a headlock. Vertical suplex by Jonny C. Jonny C hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lifting DDT by Jonny C, looked good. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Saniyedi Gecti avoids a Jonny C avalanche. Saniyedi Gecti hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Jonny C comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Saniyedi Gecti is in trouble. Yonnonator!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Gecti is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. I'll give a 1\2 star rating. Minor Notes: Segment 3: Chris Chetti and Roadkill Quality: 63 Description: Chris Chetti is making his way to the ring. Someone dives over the security barrier and attacks Chetti! It's Roadkill, and he is beating the heck out of Chetti! He throws Chetti into the ring, and climbs in as well, then drops Chris Chetti with a stiff kick. With Chetti down, Roadkill executes a Amish Splash! Chris Chetti has been destroyed by the newcomer! Minor Notes: Segment 4: Jason Lee© vs Josh Wilcox Quality: 48/25/72 Description: Jason Lee vs Josh Wilcox (For The TWL Pain Title) : Lame kick from Wilcox. Wilcox chair shots Jason Lee. Weak bodyslam on Lee by Wilcox. Weak bodyslam on Lee by Wilcox. Lee kicks Josh Wilcox in the gut to reverse the momentum. Wilcox takes a thrown chair to the face. Lightning kick by Lee on Wilcox. Hooks the leg for a two count. Wilcox reverses a Jason Lee hammerlock. Josh Wilcox hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy tornado punch from Josh Wilcox, Lee barely got hit. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Jason Lee takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Lee hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Wilcox counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Lee takes a vertical suplex. Josh Wilcox floors Lee near the ropes and makes the pin. Wilcox is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Jason Lee goes nuts, attacking the referee! DDT! The referee is out! Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1\2 star rating because i'm generous. Minor Notes: The TWL Pain title has gained in image. Segment 5: Alcatraz and JC Ice vs Reign Storm© vs Casey and Michaels Quality: 73/54/93 Description: Casey and Michaels vs Alcatraz and Ice vs Reign Storm (For The TWL Cruelty Titles) : Springboard dropkick from Chris Michaels. Nicely done. Sean Casey hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Tornado DDT from Sean Casey, Reign got planted. Casey and Michaels whip Ice into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Standing leg lariat by Jonny Storm on Michaels. Jonny hits a face jam on Sean Casey onto the ladder. Casey gets splashed through a table by Jonny Storm. Super kick by JC Ice. Alcatraz and Ice whip Reign into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Super kick by Chris Michaels. Dropkick from the middle of the ladder by Ice. Back heel kick off the second rope, Ice goes down. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Jonny Storm pulls Ice onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Alcatraz fights out of a grapple. HBK-style splash from the top of the ladder! Diamond Dust from JC Ice, Michaels is out. Alcatraz and JC Ice climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating. Minor Notes: The TWL Cruelty titles have gained in image. Segment 6: Nathan Jones vs Ricky Morton vs Ron Waterman Quality: 58/51/66 Description: Ricky Morton vs Ron Waterman vs Nathan Jones : Morton hits an arm drag on H2O. Morton receives some unexciting punishment. H2O reverses a Nathan Jones hammerlock. Spear by Ron Waterman. Spear by Ron Waterman. There's a two count on the pin. Nathan Jones scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin, three count, it's over. Nathan Jones pins H2O. Nathan J strikes away at Ricky Morton. Nathan J hits a stump piledriver on Ricky Morton, although it was quite weak in its execution. There's a two count on the pin. Morton blocks the suplex attempt. Ricky Morton scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Nathan Jones gets knocked to the ground by Morton, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Flying Cross Body, forget about it. 1....2...3! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating. Minor Notes: Segment 7: Spanky© vs Crash Holly Quality: 64/55/74 Description: Spanky vs Crash Holly (For The TWL Torture Title) : Crash Holly with a whip into the ladder. Tiger bomb by Crash Holly, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Crash Holly misses a clothesline. Crash walks into a high dropkick from Spanky. Crash takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. Spanky blasts Crash with a slingshot into the ladder. Spanky hits a rolling kick on Crash. Crash counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, Spanky hits hard. Diving headbutt from Crash, not much elevation. Crash hits an arm drag on Spanky. Slingshot suplex off the middle of the ladder. Spanky takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Crash takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. Crash walks into a face crusher variation. Crash Holly gets knocked to the ground by Spanky, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Sliced Bread #2! Spanky climbs the ladder and grabs the prize for the win. Spanky slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Crash turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Minor Notes: The TWL Torture title has gained in image. Segment 8: Air Paris vs Nova Quality: 65/55/75 Description: Air Paris vs Nova : Paris hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Hard back suplex on Nova. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Paris uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Nova blocks a punch. Nova crushes Paris with a running senton. Paris blocks the suplex attempt. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. DDT from the top rope by Air Paris. That looked brutal. Nova counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Nova hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Nova gets taken down out of nowhere. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Roadkill comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Nova turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Roadkill! Roadkill has left Nova in big trouble. Paris floors Nova and locks in an ankle lock! The referee asks Nova....and we have a submission! The match is over. Paris \ Roadkill are beating down on Nova! The music of D'Lo Brown hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Paris and Roadkill don't hesitate though, and attack him as soon as he enters the ring! D'Lo Brown gets beaten down as well, and soon joins Nova down and out on the canvas. Paris \ Roadkill have destroyed them both! I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. Minor Notes: Segment 9: Chris Chetti© vs Roadkill vs D'Lo Brown Quality: 68/60/77 Description: Chris Chetti vs D'Lo Brown vs Roadkill (For The TWL Torment Title) : Stiff high kick on Roadkill by Chris Chetti who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. D'Lo hits a right hand. D'Lo only gets knees on a splash. Spear by Roadkill. Massive backbreaker, Chetti got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear! Roadkill is down and hurt. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Roadkill ducks a clothesline attempt. Nice piledriver on D'Lo. Tiger suplex on Roadkill, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Chris Chetti moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Amityville Horror. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give it a **1\2 rating. Minor Notes: June's PPV: Course of Reprimand (1) Overall Rating: 56 Segment 1: Turn Chris Chetti against Air Paris Quality: 60 Description: Air Paris is backstage, harassing a young fan, when Chris Chetti walks over. Chetti: 'Leave her alone!' Paris: 'Gonna make me?' Chetti drives Paris into the wall and batters him with a barrage of right hands! Chris Chetti walks away with the young fan. Minor Notes: Chris Chetti's turn was completed, and he is now a face. Chris Chetti gained overness from this turn. Segment 2: C-Intikami vs Armadillo and Rumble Quality: 45/27/63 Description: C-Intikami vs Armadillo and Rumble : Armadillo hits a flying kick on Generalin. Sloppy short range spear from Frankie Armadillo. Cover for a two count. Tag to Jason Rumble. Armadillo and Rumble whip Generalin into the corner. Jason Rumble whips Frankie Armadillo in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Jason Rumble snap suplexes Generalin...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) There's a two count on the pin. Generalin takes a back suplex. Generalin ducks a wild right hand. Power drive elbow by Generalin Intikami. Tag between Generalin Intikami and Jonny C. Rude Awakening on Jason Rumble by J.C.. Spear by Jonny C. Rumble pushes out of a Jonny C hold. Rumble tags out to Frankie Armadillo. Badly executed second rope splash by Armadillo. Frankie Armadillo scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. J.C. tastes a spinning neckbreaker from Armadillo. J.C. blocks a kick from Frankie Armadillo. Big piledriver on Armadillo. Jason Rumble scoops up J.C. for a slam, then turns....but Frankie Armadillo accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of J.C., and it's a Survivor Series 5 flashback moment. Frankie Armadillo gets knocked to the ground by J.C.. Frankie Armadillo gets locked in the Sharpshooter! Submission victory! Armadillo and Rumble don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack C-Intikami, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. Slap a DUD on it, move on. Minor Notes: Segment 3: Aki Mann vs Saniyedi Gecti Quality: 43/22/64 Description: Aki Mann vs Saniyedi Gecti : Flying cookie sheet shot by Mann, blasting Gecti. Back heel kick from Mann on Gecti. There's a two count on the pin. Gecti reverses a waistlock. Mann takes a headbutt from Saniyedi Gecti. Rude Awakening on Aki Mann by Gecti. Hooks the leg for a two count. Frying pan shot by Gecti. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Back elbow connects, Mann staggers backward. Aki Mann takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Badly executed second rope splash by Mann. Cover for a two count. Mann face jams Saniyedi Gecti. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Saniyedi Gecti takes a knee lift from Mann. Aki Mann puts Gecti through a table with a top rope legdrop. Gecti powers out of a headlock. Big clothesline on Mann. Powerbomb on Mann. Saniyedi Gecti gets whipped into the corner. Mann charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Gecti uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Saniyedi Gecti slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Mann to get some payback. Slap a DUD on it, move on. Minor Notes: Segment 4: Reign Storm vs Bray and Lauria vs Casey© and Michaels© Quality: 62/44/80 Description: Casey and Michaels vs Reign Storm vs Bray and Lauria (For The TWL Cruelty Titles) : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Bray hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Tag to Paul Lauria. Casey takes a chop from Giant. Badly executed second rope splash by Giant. Tag between Paul Lauria and Erin Bray. Bray and Lauria hook up Casey, then hit a double suplex. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag between Sean Casey and Chris Michaels. Spin kick by Chris Michaels to the face. There's a two count on the pin. Bray tags out to Jonny Storm. Standing leg lariat by Jonny Storm on Michaels. Tag between Chris Michaels and Paul Lauria. Super kick by Jonny Storm. Tag to Jayson Reign. Tiger suplex on Giant, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tag to Chris Michaels. Michaels crushes Reign with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Reign tags out to Jonny Storm. Tiger suplex on Michaels, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Jonny Storm has Chris Michaels down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Swanton Bomb!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Minor Notes: The TWL Cruelty titles have gained in image. Segment 5: JC Ice vs Seven Quality: 47/19/75 Description: JC Ice vs Seven : Stiff chop lights up Ice. Ice receives some punishment. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Seven uses a forearm to the face. There's a two count on the pin. Flying shoulder tackle by Seven sends Ice to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Seven drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. JC Ice strikes Seven. There's a two count on the pin. Ice crushes Seven with a running senton. Seven counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Seven scores with a big spinebuster. JC Ice is in trouble. Sinner Shot!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! JC Ice leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Seven comes running as well, and Ice gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1\2 star rating because i'm generous. Minor Notes: Segment 6: Crash Holly and Waterman Quality: 60/49/72 Description: Ron Waterman vs Crash Holly : Chair shot. Ron Waterman hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Crash kicks Ron Waterman in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kick from Crash Holly to the leg. Crash hits a dropkick on Ron Waterman. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. There's a two count on the pin. Flying cookie sheet shot by Crash, blasting H2O. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Ron Waterman takes a knee lift from Crash. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Open-handed chop from Crash. Hooks the leg for a two count. Crash snapmares Ron Waterman. They wind up back in the squared circle. Ron Waterman fights out of a grapple. Spear by Ron Waterman. Cover for a two count. Ron Waterman scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but Crash is out just before the three count. Big clothesline on Crash. H2O slams Crash Holly onto the table. Crash Holly elbows Ron Waterman in the face to break a hammerlock. Crash Holly arm drags H2O over. Crash face jams Ron Waterman. Crash Holly moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Crash Landing. 1....2...3, it's finished. Ron Waterman slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Crash turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating. Minor Notes: Segment 7: Josh Wilcox© vs Jason Neidhart vs Jason Lee Quality: 56/42/70 Description: Jason Neidhart vs Josh Wilcox vs Jason Lee (For The TWL Pain Title) : Josh Wilcox hits Lee. Lame kick from Wilcox. Lee blocks a punch. Lee hits a face jam on Josh Wilcox onto a chair. Massive backbreaker, Lee got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Weak bodyslam on Neidhart by Wilcox. Neidhart kicks Josh Wilcox in the gut to reverse the momentum. Jason Lee scoops up Wilcox. Neidhart bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Springboard dropkick from Jason Lee. Nicely done. Jason Neidhart uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Lee. Lee blocks the suplex attempt. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Josh Wilcox gets knocked to the ground by Lee. Josh Wilcox gets locked in the Dragon Sleeper! Submission victory! I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Minor Notes: The TWL Pain title has gained in image. Segment 8: Spanky vs Ricky Morton© Quality: 61/54/68 Description: Spanky vs Ricky Morton (For The TWL Torture Title) : Spanky takes a chop from Morton. Flying elbow off the top rope by Ricky Morton, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Spanky drops out the back of a Ricky Morton bodyslam attempt. Spanky hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Cover for a two count. Tornado DDT from Spanky, Morton got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Morton takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. Ricky Morton pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Morton, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Spanky. There's a two count on the pin. Diving headbutt from Morton, not much elevation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Morton hits an arm drag on Spanky. Spanky gets hip tossed by Morton. Spanky avoids a Ricky Morton avalanche. Spanky uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Vicious kick to the teeth from Spanky. Morton scores with a forearm, sending Spanky down into the corner. The referee pulls Ricky Morton away to get the break. Wait! Spanky has pulled something out of his tights. Ricky Morton walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Spanky slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Morton to get some payback. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. Minor Notes: The TWL Torture title has gained in image. Segment 9: Nova© vs Chris Chetti vs Air Paris Quality: 67/59/75 Description: Chris Chetti vs Air Paris vs Nova (For The TWL Torment Title) : Spinning back kick from Nova. Kick from Nova to the leg. Chetti powers out of a headlock. Chris Chetti hits a rolling kick on Nova. Flying reverse elbow by Air Paris. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Nova. Air Paris elbows Nova in the face to break a hammerlock. Chetti \ Paris whip Nova into the corner. Chris Chetti whips Air Paris in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. DDT from the top rope by Chris Chetti. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Chetti defeats Nova. Flying reverse elbow by Chris Chetti. Paris counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Back heel kick off the second rope, Chetti goes down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chetti reverses a Air Paris hammerlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Paris is down. Chris Chetti moves in for the kill. Amityville Horror! 1....2....3. **1\2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Minor Notes: The TWL Torment title has gained in image. May's PPV: Praise's Lies (1) Overall Rating: 56% Minor Notes: Nothing of intrest Segment 1: Roadkill and Air Paris Gist of Segment: The Return Ratings: 61% Segment 2: Casey© and Michaels© vs Seven Baked (Hardcore) Gist of Segment: TWL Cruelty Titles Winner/Loser: Casey© and Michaels© via pinfall. Seven Baked get revenge. Ratings: 55% Segment 3: Nova and Air Paris Gist of Segment: Staredown Ratings: 59% Segment 4: Jason Neidhart© vs Josh Wilcox (Hardcore) Gist of Segment: TWL Pain Title Winner/Loser: Josh Wilcox via cheating. Runs away. Ratings: 48% Segment 5: Spanky vs Crash Holly (Hardcore) Gist of Segment: Contendership for TWL Toture Title Winner/Loser: Spanky via pinfall. Beatdown. Ratings: 56% Segment 6: Air Paris and Roadkill Gist of Segment: Face to Face Ratings: 61% Segment 7: Nathan Jones vs Ricky Morton© (Tables) Gist of Segment: TWL Torture Title Winner/Loser: Ricky Morton via pinfall. Ratings: 49% Segment 8: Roadkill and Nova Gist of Segment: Staredown Ratings: 61% Segment 9: Nova© vs Air Paris vs Roadkill (Triangle Match) Gist of Segment: TWL Torment Title Winner/Loser: Nova via pinfall. Ratings: 60% April's PPV: Sorrow of Despair (1) Overall Rating: 57% Minor Notes: Nothing of interest. Segment 1: Interview with Nova Gist of Segment: Hype up match against Air Paris. Ratings: 65% Segment 2: Seven Baked vs Bray and Lauria vs C-Intikami vs Armadillo and Rumble (TLC) Gist of Segment: Contendership for TWL Cruelty Titles Winner/Loser: Seven Baked Ratings: 49% Segment 3: Paris calls out Nova. Proceeding brawl. Gist of Segment: Hype up Main Event. Ratings: 52% Segment 4: Aki Mann vs Ron Waterman vs Saniyedi Gecti (Hardcore) Gist of Segment: Produce some new talent by putting them with established talent. Winner/Loser: Waterman pins Aki Mann. Ratings: 50% Segment 5: Reign Storm vs Casey© and Michaels© (Tag) Gist of Segment: TWL Cruetly Titles Winner/Loser: Casey© and Michaels©. Ratings: 61% Segment 6: Alcatraz© vs Jason Neidhart (Hardcore) Gist of Segment: TWL Pain Title Winner/Loser: Neidhart via pinfall. Alcatraz has a tantrum. Ratings: 54% Segment 7: Crash Holly vs Nathan Jones (Singles) Gist of Segment: Contendership for TWL Torture Title Winner/Loser: Nathan Jones via cheating. Runs away. Ratings: 59% Segment 8: Spanky© vs Ricky Morton (Ladder) Gist of Segment: TWL Torture Title Winner/Loser: Ricky Morton via clean. Spanky creams referee. Ratings: 61% Segment 9: Nova vs Air Paris (Singles Match) Gist of Segment: TWL Torment Title Winner/Loser: Nova via pinfal. Paris gets revenge. Ratings: 66% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted January 29, 2003 - 3/11/03: WWE Steals Raven (FUCKING FUCKS) HWF Fuck Vince McMahon! - Live from Hollywood, California - Your Hosts are Phil Boreanaz and Karen Dylan - Air Paris is backstage, trying to hype a feud no one knew was going on with Ebesean. (63) - Opening Match: Crystal Frost vs. Victoria Nice piledriver on Frost. Crystal Frost is in trouble. Spinal Shock!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Welcome to DUDville, please drive carefully. (39/40/37) - High Fly vs. New Breed Hard back suplex on Alexander. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Alexander takes a hurrancarana from Ashe. Cover for a two count. Tag to Curve. New Breed hook up Alexander, then hit a double suplex. Curve uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Stiff high kick on Alexander by Curve who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Chris Alexander elbows Curve in the face to break a hammerlock. Tiger suplex on Curve, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Tag to Hade Vansen. Spin kick by Hade Vansen to the face. Super frankensteiner on Curve, who hit hard. Curve pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag between Curve and Ashe. Lightning kick by Ashe on Vansen. Springboard dropkick from Ashe. Nicely done. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Spinning back kick from Ashe. Hade Vansen reverses a hip toss. Lightning kick by Vansen on Ashe. New Breed II come running down the aisle and into the ring! Ashe turns...and is dropped with a double DDT! Ashe in big trouble. Hade Vansen floors Ashe...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Top Rope Hurricanrana! 1....2....3. New Breed II aren't satisfied! They decide to continue the assault on New Breed, stomping them into the mat until referees pull them away! Rating: 1\2 star. (46/16/77) - Miss. Joni vs. Nidia Nidia hits a crap missile dropkick on Joni. Nidia floors Miss Joni...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Moonsault, forget about it. 1....2...3! Yuck. DUD. (44/50/33) - New Breed II © vs. The Getaway for the HWF New Age Titles Stiff high kick on Sloan by Brother Yashiini who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Hard back suplex on Sloan. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Brother Yashiini and Psychic. New Breed II whip Sloan into the corner. Brother Yashiini whips Psychic in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover for a two count. Spin kick by Psychic to the face. Mark Sloan reverses a hip toss. Flying elbow off the top rope by Mark Sloan, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Tag to Greg Pawluk. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, Psychic hits hard. Pin, but Psychic is out just before the three count. Psychic takes a butterfly suplex from Pawluk. Pawluk walks into a trip. Second rope flying axe handle, Pawluk goes down. Tag to Brother Yashiini. Brother Yashiini strikes Pawluk. Tag to Mark Sloan. Hard back suplex on Sloan. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Mark Sloan knocks Yashiini to the outside, then signals for the Specialist Attack. He reaches out of the ring for Brother Yashiini...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Yashiini sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. High Fly come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind New Breed II...and drop them with stereo chair shots! High Fly leave the ring, the damage done. Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1\2 star rating because i'm generous. (50/19/81) - Angus cuts a promo with the Zoo against The Overboyz (48) - Music Video debuting Oz (47) - The Prophecy vs. The Hotshots Chase hits an arm drag on Se7en. Back heel kick from Chase on Se7en, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Cassidy O'Reilly. Hotshots hook up Se7en, then hit a double suplex. Se7en walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. There's a two count on the pin. O'Reilly hits a quick kick on Se7en. Se7en blocks a punch. Brutal powerbomb on O'Reilly. Se7en tags out to Sean O'Haire. Back elbow connects, O'Reilly staggers backward. Spear by Sean O'Haire. Cassidy O'Reilly elbows Sean O'Haire in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag to Chase Stevens. Badly executed second rope splash by Chase. Chase face jams Sean O'Haire. Hooks the leg for a close fall. O'Haire takes a chop from Chase. O'Haire drops out the back of a Chase Stevens bodyslam attempt. Massive backbreaker, Chase got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Chase Stevens is in big trouble...The Prodigy!! 1....2....3! The Prophecy signal to each other...and they attack Hotshots! After an swift brawl, Chase and O'Reilly are left down in the ring. This one gets * rating and likes it. (53/40/67) - Air Paris vs. Ebessan vs. Spanky vs. Stevie Richards for HWF World Title Stevie slams Ebessan down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Ebessan receives some unexciting punishment. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerslam from Stevie Richards on Ebessan. Ebessan blocks a kick from Stevie Richards. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Hooks the leg for a two count. Super frankensteiner on Stevie, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ebessan misses a clothesline. Air Paris takes a right hand to the temple from Stevie. Tag between Stevie Richards and Air Paris. Hard back suplex on Ebessan. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Paris crushes Paris with a running senton. Ebessan takes a flying neckbreaker from Air Paris. DDT from the top rope by Air Paris. That looked brutal. Pin, but Ebessan is out just before the three count. Tag to Spanky. Driven DDT by Spanky. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Springboard dropkick from Spanky. Nicely done. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spanky hits a rolling kick on Ebessan. Cover for a two count. Spanky crushes Ebessan with a big legdrop. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag to Stevie Richards. Weak bodyslam by Stevie. Weak bodyslam on Spanky by Stevie. Stevie strikes away at Spanky. Stevie drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Vicious kick to the teeth from Spanky. Spanky has Stevie Richards down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. (65/58/72) Overall Rating: 50% Attendance: 1,054 Notes: HWF New Age Titles gained a Image Angus gained Overness Zebra Kid gained Overness Oz gained Overness HWF World Title gained a Image - Total Money: $2,934,300 (- $16,920) - PI: 72 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted January 29, 2003 I had to redo mine, since the game was freezing right off the bat (I waited about 20 min. and it never went to the next day.) But I hired all my originals right off the bat, and didn't add until people got releases, etc. Pro Wrestling Enterprise, Feb. 2003 Update: Bill Watts took over the promotion. Guys like M-Dogg 20, Johnny Kashmere, Ricky Marvin and Essa Rios on my roster, but Bill Watts is in control. What kind of world is this? Signed Spanky (released from WWE) as Upper Midcard face Signed Josh Prohibition (CZW Walkout) as opening heel Fired Kraq and Mustafa Saed. WXW picked up Mustafa. Josh Cody got caught with drugs, and suspended for a month. It was later revealed that Mike Sanders was just ribbing him, and had put a bag of crushed up Sidewalk Chalk in his gym bag. PWE Uprising Results: Vanessa is backstage with Kappa Tappa Kegga. Vanessa was out there to hype a match for Kappa Tappa Kegga against Overboyz. 60%, Vanessa gains overness. Kappa Tappa Kegga vs Overboyz : Corman uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Lightning kick by Corman on Jaxx. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Samir. Overboyz whip Jaxx into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Driven DDT by Samir. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Stiff high kick on Jaxx by Samir who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Andy Jaxx elbows Samir in the face to break a hammerlock. Flying knee to the face from Andy Jaxx. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Jaxx tags out to Curt Daniels. Big dropkick by Curt Daniels, who got good elevation. Curt Daniels hits a delayed suplex on Samir. Samir blocks a punch. Tag between Samir and Joey Corman. Daniels takes a hurrancarana from Joey Corman. Tiger suplex on Daniels, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Daniels is out just before the three count. Joey Corman strikes Daniels. Daniels counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Brainbuster suplex by Curt Daniels, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. Joey Corman is in trouble. Here it comes - The Frat Party. 1....2...3, it's finished. Yuck. DUD. 43% (21% Reaction, 76% Quality). Corman and Samir have decent stats, and Jaxx Daniels seem to have a decent gimmick going for them (drunken frat boys, who would have ever thought of that one?) Hopefully they get better with time. Jayson Reign vs Josh Prohibition vs M-Dogg 20 vs Ricky Marvin : Spinning back kick from Ricky Marvin. Flying elbow from Ricky Marvin. Cover for a two count. Josh Prohibition avoids a Ricky Marvin avalanche. Tag to Jayson Reign. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. DDT from the top rope by Jayson Reign. That looked brutal. Cover, but there's no one to count for Jayson Reign. Driven DDT by Jayson Reign. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Marvin counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Marvin tags out to M-Dogg 20. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Jayson Reign ducks a clothesline attempt. Driven DDT by Jayson Reign. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. DDT from the top rope by Jayson Reign. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Reign defeats M-Dogg. Josh Prohibition strikes Reign. Reign takes a flying neckbreaker from Josh Prohibition. Cover for a two count. Lightning kick by JP on Reign. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Reign counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. JP walks into a face crusher variation. Tag to Ricky Marvin. DDT from the top rope by Ricky Marvin. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Marvin defeats JP. Kick from Ricky Marvin to the leg. Jayson Reign takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Super kick by Jayson Reign. Pin, but Marvin is out just before the three count. Marvin counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Second rope flying axe handle, Reign goes down. Ricky Marvin has Jayson Reign down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Ricky Rana!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Rating: 1\2 star. 46% (26% Reaction, 79% Quality) This was supposed to be a showstealer, as all the guys have speed stats ranging from 79-90. Little did I know that this would still blowaway several of the matches on the card. Can-Am Express vs Villanos (For The PWE World Tag Team Titles) : Flying dropkick from Vil V on LaFon. Flying elbow off the top rope by Villano V, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Tag between Villano V and Villano IV. Villanos whip LaFon into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Vil IV hits an arm drag on LaFon. Hooks the leg for a two count. Phil LaFon gets hip tossed by Vil IV. LaFon ducks a wild right hand. Phil LaFon brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Vil IV. LaFon tags out to Doug Furnas. Back elbow connects, Vil IV staggers backward. Sloppy short range spear from Doug Furnas. Vil IV blocks a punch. Vil IV tags out to Villano V. Flying elbow off the top rope by Villano V, poor elevation though. Vil V face jams Doug Furnas. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Vil V hits an arm drag on Furnas. Furnas powers out of a headlock. Doug Furnas scores with a face jam on Villano V. Villano V is in big trouble...Lariat German Combo!! 1....2....3! DUD. 41% (34% Reaction, 59% Workrate) This was for the PWE World Tag Team Titles, which have gained image. What a tag division I've got so far. We've got the drunken frat boys, the Overboys, who aren't over at all, the charisma-less duo of Furnas and LaFon, who no longer even have workrate to make up for their non-personalities, and the Villanos, who really aren't the originals, but rather two illegal aliens looking for work that I felt bad enough for to give a job. This spot was where you were supposed to read about Alcatraz vs. Tommy Cairo in a Hardcore Match, but I forgot to copy/paste it. I've spared you. Thank me later. Alcatraz goes over in a DUD...42% (36% Reaction, 59% Workrate) Chris Hamrick vs Johnny Kashmere : Kashmere takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Hamrick. Hamrick crushes Kashmere with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kashmere blocks the suplex attempt. Spinning back kick from Johnny Kashmere. Hard back suplex on Hamrick. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Hamrick, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Driven DDT by Johnny Kashmere. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Kashmere drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Hamrick crushes Kashmere with a big legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Kashmere walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Hamrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Chris Hamrick gets taken down out of nowhere. Johnny Kashmere hits a rolling kick on Hamrick. Tiger suplex on Hamrick, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Chris Hamrick gets knocked to the ground by Kashmere. Lion Sault! 1....2....3. This one gets * rating and likes it. 53% (43% Reaction, 76% Quality). About damn time I got a star on this show. Kashmere is apparently my top draw, but can only garner a 43% reaction? Hamrick is on my shit list now. Ron Waterman vs Headhunter B : Stiff chop lights up Hunter B. Ron Waterman fires off some right and left hands. H2O slams Headhunter B down. Running knee lift from Ron Waterman. Hunter B powers out of a headlock. Hunter B slams Ron Waterman down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Big clothesline from Hunter B. Cover for a two count. Ron Waterman fights out of a grapple. Spear by Ron Waterman. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Hunter B. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Headhunter B takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Hunter B strikes away at Ron Waterman. H2O counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Back elbow connects, Hunter B staggers backward. Nathan Jones just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Nathan J has a chair, and drops H2O and Hunter B with devastating blows, causing the referee to call for the bell. This match has been ruled a no contest! Nathan Jones has a chair. H2O turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Hunter B is next to take a hard shot. Nathan J has demolished everyone! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. 52% (47% Reaction, 70% Workrate). Hey, another star! Waterman actually complained the next day about HeadHunter B working too stiff. That's right, a former UFC competitor complaining about stiffness. Essa Rios vs Scott Vick : Essa hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Vick reverses a Essa Rios hammerlock. Stiff high kick on Essa by Scott Vick who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Essa Rios charges, Vick moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Tiger suplex on Essa, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's no one to count for Scott Vick. Vick drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Essa crushes Vick with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vick walks into a face crusher variation. Pin, but Vick is out just before the three count. Vick blocks the suplex attempt. Vick crushes Essa with a running senton. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Essa counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Essa Rios has Scott Vick down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Moonsault, forget about it. 1....2...3! Rating: 1\2 star. 46% (41% Reaction, 63% Quality). 2 steps forward, one step back. The former Sick Boy complained he was getting pushed too much, but after this outing, he won't have to complain about it for long. Spanky vs Mike Sanders (For The PWE World Title) : Ladder assisted standing moonsault, Sanders gets floored. Spanky crushes Sanders with a big legdrop. Sanders reverses a waistlock. Belly to belly suplex by Sanders. Vertical suplex by Mike Sanders. Mike Sanders suplexes Spanky into the ladder. Sanders drives a thrust kick into the chest of Spanky. Spanky avoids a Mike Sanders avalanche. Super kick by Spanky. Sanders walks into a face crusher variation. Sanders takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. HBK-style splash from the top of the ladder! Spanky drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Stun Gun from Mike Sanders! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Spanky. Misawa approves i'm sure. Spanky climbs the ladder. David Flair comes running down the aisle and into the ring, and pushes the ladder over! Spanky is sent flying, ending up going through the ropes to the outside! Mike Sanders goes up ladder and grabs the prize for the win. Sanders and D.Flair are putting the boots to Spanky! Air Paris comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Sanders \ D.Flair running for cover. Air Paris saved Spanky from a major beating. I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Match of the night right here folks-60% (64% Reaction, 71% Quality). This'll set up a nice tag match for my next show, pending that no one gets stolen (I'm looking at YOU, Sanders). Somethings up with the stats though, because if I got 64 and 71, I should have something like 65. But who said wrestling fans were mathemeticians. Overall rating-49% Attended by 1100 people $22000 in ticket sales End of month report: Promo tape rejected by TSN $720000 made from merchandise Total Finances:$2530000 ($405000 in losses this month) PI is at 69% As of March 1st: Send promo tape to Playboy Channel I'm planning on a few roster changes to raise me above the DUD status I got on this card. The first half felt like the Heroes Of Wrestling PPV, without anyone actually, ya know, notable. 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Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 29, 2003 I've posted stuff like this before, but I decided to redo this. These are some tips for some of the Regional Federations who are finding troubles getting to Cult. Remember, these are tips. Nothing says you NEED to do any of these. 1) As far as I could discern, you won't be getting a TV Network with 1.00+ taking you in for a TV show. Sadly, your choices are limited to KJLA, America One, and Local Network... Guys with .50 as tops. I say this, because of all the months I've applied for a TV show while being Regional, I never got a TV deal. And that's including going with the guys I've just mentioned. Also, your Monthly Event should stay/be at Medium status. If it's Large, you'll only be costing yourself a lot of money, unless you get lucky like me. 2) Should you get a TV show and it's Prime Time or Late Evening, put more angles and interviews (guys with high charisma) to build up overness and get more people into the wrasslers. Cause you don't wanna end up like me, with a decent chunk of my roster in Openers (then again, I just added some to my roster now that I can steal). 3) If you are desperately keen on picking up a dude on the waivers (free agency) but he's a little bit pricy (above your wage caps) don't be afraid to get him. Just make sure that he's worth the money you put into him. Same goes with a guy who's a killer of a wrestler, but overness makes him an opener. If he's worth the trouble, pick him up. If he's like 45 brawl, 54 speed, 34 technical, 51 charisma, and 41 selling; or something of such awfulness, DON'T hire him. 4) Not only that, but try to build your roster around guys that can actually carry themselves without help. Perferably guys that have great selling, charisma, and probably some decent talent [70+ in at least brawl, speed, or technical]. That way, you won't have DUD matches. Quality match work will always help out, because crowd reaction doesn't really get into it unless it's Main Event. 5) Also, the finacial department will tell you that at Regional should only have their advertising at 40%. To raise your PI (or keep it level, should your shows not pay off) bring that advertising up to 50%. Trust me, your public image will increase every week. Maybe only by a single tick, but it'll help. Hopefully, all this will help you out. You don't have to listen to any of this, but I just thought I could give some pointers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted January 29, 2003 The Totally Awesome Wrestling Club March 2003 Update! March 2nd, 2003: Big day for me. Increased advertising level by twenty percent (now 50%), and went through my roster and changed all the ghey names to equally ghey names, but ghey names with FLASH~! Because of this... Arch Kincaid is now Dracon. I've been hitting the Animorphs lately. Erin Bray is now Aaron Bray. Simple, yet effective. Jason Rumble is now Jay Crimson. I changed his finishers from two Boston Crabs to the Crimson Crab and the Chicago Crab. Evil. John Walters is now Friar Funk. Big-ups to Edwin MacPhisto for the inspiration. Mike Paiva is now Jerry Slice. Hey, his tag partner is Blade. Blade, Slice, same diff. Spanky is now Ricky Midnight. I would've kept it as Spanky... but dude. Spanky? No way. March 5th, 2003: Ah, WrestleCircle.com. A quick check informed me that some Greg Pawluk guy is insanely good. Unfortunately, he has all the charisma of Steve Blackman. Guess it's time to hire some cheap T & A. Vanessa it is. March 30th, 2003: Yeah baby, it's time for... The Totally Awesome Wrestling Club presents, live from the Peoria Civic Center in Peoria, Illinois... TAWC: Alterior Motives Your hosts are Kristabel McDaniel and Ron Suicide Segment I Nova's backstage talking about how he's gonna kick the shit outta Mike Rapada. Damn, he got a hold of our booking sheets. Segment Rating: 65%. Score! Segment II Ron Suicide walks down to the ring and introduces the competitors for tonight's TAWC Clash Championship match, Dracon and the current Clash champion, Austin Lee. The WHEEL OF STIPS is wheeled out from backstage, and Lee, being the Clash champion, gets to spin the wheel. What does it land on but Cage! Tonight, one-on-one, Austin Lee v. Dracon in a Cage match! Segment III TAWC Clash Championship Cage Match Austin Lee © d. Dracon Kick from Austin Lee to the leg. Austin Lee launches Dracon into the cage wall. Kick from Austin Lee to the leg. Spin kick by Austin Lee to the face. Lee walks into a trip. Dracon snap suplexes Lee. Dracon climbs the cage...but Austin Lee is in hot pursuit, and they both end up back on the canvas. Vicious back suplex! Austin Lee got nailed. Austin Lee fights out of a grapple. Dracon walks into a face crusher variation. Austin Lee climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Dracon! Dracon is in trouble. Degenerate Driver!!! That shook the ring. Dracon climbs the cage...but gets pulled off by Austin Lee, who then climbs up and over! We have a winner! Austin Lee slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Dracon to get some payback. I'll give a 1\2 star rating. Segment Rating: 48%. God dammit, so much for getting above a 60%. Lee's starting to get over, though. Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Clash title has gained in image. Well, it's the coolest thing this side of getting laid, it better be. Segment IV: Ron Waterman's in the ring and on the stick, and he's making an open challenge for a match tonight. Who shows up but newcomer Greg Pawluk, who tells Waterman that all he's gotta do is show up in the ring tonight and he'll get an ass-kicking, free of charge. I think I've stumbled onto gimmick gold. Segment Rating: 53%. Gimmick gold, and a 53%. I can't win. Road Agent Notes: Ron Waterman gained overness from this segment. Greg Pawluk gained overness from this segment. Hey, Pawluk getting over is good for me. Segment V: For the second month in a row, Lash LeRoux is walking the halls, only to get randomly attacked by the Suicide Blondes! You think LeRoux would've learned by now. Oh well, by being attacked he's bound to get a title shot three segments from now. Segment Rating: 68%. I may average above a 60% yet. Road Agent Notes: Lash LeRoux gained overness from this segment. Derrick King gained overness from this segment. Jason Lee gained overness from this segment. Whoo! New Overboys! Segment VI: Singles Match Greg Pawluk w/Vanessa d. Ron Waterman Greg Pawluk uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Stun Gun from Greg Pawluk! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? There's a two count on the pin. Ron Waterman pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Bodyslam by H2O. Pawluk takes a back suplex. Gut buster, Pawluk hits hard. Pawluk kicks Ron Waterman in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spine shattering vicious back suplex! Ron Waterman got absolutely creamed. Greg Pawluk has Ron Waterman down on the canvas. Pawluk's Submission!!! Ron Waterman taps out! It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. Segment Rating: 59%. Not bad, considering it's Pawluk's debut. The fact that the match quality is 84% is a very good sign. Road Agent Notes: Ron Waterman lost overness from this match. Greg Pawluk gained overness from this match. Considering I used Waterman as enhancement talent for Pawluk, I consider this a plus. Segment VII: TAWC Tag Team Championships Ladder Match One Night Stand © (Edward G. Xstasy and Ronnie D. Licious) d. Fuzion (Jerry Slice and Blade) Slice receives some punishment. Blade takes a right hand to the temple from Xstasy. Ronnie D. Licious throws the ladder into Slice. Blade comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Second rope flying axe handle, Licious goes down. Fuzion whip Licious into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Lightning kick by Slice on Xstasy. Jerry Slice dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline. Licious blocks a kick from Blade. Powerslam from Edward G. Xstasy on Slice. Jerry Slice gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, Blade is climbing the ladder! One Night Stand see it...and run forward, knocking the ladder over! Blade gets sent from the ladder, over the top rope to the outside! One Night Stand set the ladder up, and climb up to claim the prize and get the victory! The fight has started up again! One Night Stand attacks Fuzion, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Segment Rating: 52%. So much for the 60% average. Road Agent Notes: None. God dammit, I want One Night Stand to get over, but they're not. C'est depressant. Segment VIII: TAWC Flyweight Championship Singles Match Lash LeRoux d. Derrick King © (via disqualification) LeRoux takes a flying neckbreaker from Derrick King. Derrick King hits a delayed suplex on LeRoux. Cover for a two count. Lash LeRoux ducks a clothesline attempt. Stiff high kick on Derrick by Lash LeRoux who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. LeRoux uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Derrick, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Derrick takes a flying neckbreaker from Lash LeRoux. Derrick kicks Lash LeRoux in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying reverse elbow by Derrick King. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Derrick King, LeRoux is out. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Flying elbow from Derrick King. Standing leg lariat by Derrick King on LeRoux. LeRoux reverses a Derrick King hammerlock. Lash LeRoux hits a rolling kick on Derrick. Back heel kick off the second rope, Derrick goes down. Derrick King slides out and grabs a chair! LeRoux goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. Derrick King leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle. Derrick obviously didn't want any more of a beating tonight. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Segment Rating: 61%. Not horrible. Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Flyweight title has gained in image. Well, score. Off of a DQ, no less. Twenty points for me. Segment IX TAWC Heavyweight Championship Singles Match Nova d. Mike Rapada © Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Springboard dropkick from Nova. Nicely done. Vicious kick to the teeth from Nova. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Nova. There's a two count on the pin. Rapada counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running clothesline from Mike Rapada, sloppily done. Mike Rapada hits a bulldog off the ropes. Nova reverses a Mike Rapada hammerlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Nova moves in for the kill. Spin Doctor!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mike Rapada offers a handshake to Nova...but he spits at Mike Rapada and walks off! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Segment Rating: 63%. I should've put Nova over the first time. Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Heavyweight title has gained in image. Makes me three for four on the night. Rocktacular. Overall Rating: 59%. That's better than the last one. Good sign. We drew 413 people for a total gate of $8260. That's so not at you guys' level, but hey, I suck at this game. March 31st, 2003: Sent promo tape to KJLA. Moved Austin Lee up to Lower Midcard. Whoo. April 1st, 2003: KJLA kindly tells me to fuck off. They're on my shitlist. END OF THE MONTH REPORT Public Image: 64% (+6%) Finances: $3,549,600 (+$242,260) Injuries: Aaron Bray is out for the next ten months with a broken leg. Assface. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted January 29, 2003 - 4/1/03 Send out Promo Tapes to Local Network. They thought it was a joke, and threw it away. HWF Happy Birthday to Me - Live from Hollywood, California - Your Host are Phil Boreanaz and Karen Dylan - Video for Oz. (48) - Opening Match: The Zoo vs. The Hotshots O'Reilly takes a flying neckbreaker from The Winger. Winger crushes O'Reilly with a big legdrop. Tag between The Winger and Zebra Kid. Hard back suplex on O'Reilly. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Zebra Kid. That looked brutal. Zebra Kid tags out to The Winger. The Zoo whip O'Reilly into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. The Winger misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tag between Cassidy O'Reilly and Chase Stevens. Chase Stevens arm drags Winger over. Back heel kick from Chase on Winger. Tag to Cassidy O'Reilly. Hotshots whip Winger into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. The Winger takes a knee lift from O'Reilly. Cassidy O'Reilly uses a running dropkick into the corner. Tag to Chase Stevens. Winger walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. The Winger reverses a hip toss. Winger tags out to Zebra Kid. Lightning kick by Zebra Kid on Chase. Chase Stevens is in big trouble...Double Superkick!! 1....2....3! I'll give a 1\2 star rating. (50/26/75) - Ebessan and Crystal Frost tell the whole world, that Air Paris ISN'T FROM PARIS! (51) - Austin Lee vs. Derek Wylde Kick from Austin Lee to the leg. Stiff high kick on Wylde by Austin Lee who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Hard back suplex on Wylde. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Driven DDT by Austin Lee. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Austin Lee misses a clothesline. Lee takes a flying neckbreaker from Derek Wylde. Wylde crushes Lee with a big legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Austin Lee pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Super kick by Austin Lee. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Austin Lee. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Derek Wylde powers out of a Austin Lee headlock. Spinning back kick from Derek Wylde. Lee counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Austin Lee moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Degenerate Driver. 1....2...3, it's finished. Austin Lee offers a handshake to Wylde...and he accepts it! Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. (51/22/81) - Air Paris eats french toast and says he is going to kick Ebessan's ass. (68) - A video for Johnny Storm's debut plays. (42) - Stevie Richards says he is better then Raven and is going to beat Spanky since Raven couldn't. (70) - Air Paris and New Breed II vs. Ebessan and High Fly Spinning back kick from Air Paris. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Tag between Air Paris and Psychic. Psychic hits a rolling kick on Ebessan. Psychic crushes Ebessan with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. Tag to Brother Yashiini. New Breed II whip Ebessan into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Ebessan takes a flying neckbreaker from Brother Yashiini. Ebessan powers out of a Brother Yashiini headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Yashiini goes down. Tag to Chris Alexander. Hard back suplex on Yashiini. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Power drive elbow by Chris Alexander. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Driven DDT by Chris Alexander. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Tag between Chris Alexander and Hade Vansen. Kick from Hade Vansen to the leg. Second rope flying axe handle, Yashiini goes down. Vansen drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Tag to Air Paris. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Vansen. Tag between Hade Vansen and Ebessan. Ebessan scores with a back heel kick on Paris. Super frankensteiner on Paris, who hit hard. Ebessan moves in for the kill. Ebessan Driver! 1....2....3. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating. (58/35/81) - The Prophecy vs. Spanky and Technical Perfection Stevie Richards strikes Spanky. Stevie Richards with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Spanky. Stevie tags out to Sean O'Haire. Bodyslam by O'Haire. Massive backbreaker, Spanky got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Cover for a two count. Tag between Sean O'Haire and Se7en. The Prophecy whip Spanky into the corner. Sean O'Haire whips Se7en in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Flying shoulder tackle by Se7en sends Spanky to the mat. Spanky blocks the suplex attempt. Hard back suplex on Se7en. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tag to Eric Angle. Fallaway slam by Eric Angle. Massive lariat, apparently Eric has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Vertical suplex by Eric Angle. Eric tags out to Shelton Benjamin. Se7en gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Shelton. Se7en takes a butterfly suplex from Shelton. Se7en avoids a Shelton Benjamin avalanche. Tag between Se7en and Stevie Richards. Shelton gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Tag to Spanky. Spanky scores with a back heel kick on Stevie. Stevie drops out the back of a Spanky bodyslam attempt. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Spanky knocks Stevie to the outside, then signals for the Sliced Bread #2. He reaches out of the ring for Stevie Richards...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Stevie sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. (61/55/67) Overall Rating: 56% Attendance: 1,042 Notes: Oz gained Overness. Crystal Frost gained Overness. Ebessan lost Overness. Air Paris gained Overness. Stevie Richards gained Overness. - Total Money: $2,857,140 (- $77,160) - PI: 75 - Tape shot down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 29, 2003 TWL UPDATE!!! Brought to you by the wonderful food of Carvill Burgers. Mmm.... Taste that raw burger~! ...no. Those are really lives worms. It adds to the flavor The Big News Well folks. I don't know if I've just got lady luck behind me, or I just have a really good roster, but I seemingly can do no wrong. First of all, unless you were under a bunker, you probably might have notice that I'm now at Cult. Yes, I'm the first to make it there, and still growing strong! But, I'm doing it and managing to do it rather well. I booked half an entire TV show and Monthly Event with Openers, and I came up with nearly what I had (overall show 56+) if I hadn't of booked them almost... It was weird as hell. Yet, that's ok. Since most of them have progressed into my lower/midcard I now have a considerable lineup. I'll be able to REALLY crank out some awesome shows now that some of these people have gotten to where they need to be. So I'm looking for probably 63+ shows now. Oh yeah... Did I just say "shows"? Uh, huh. That's right ladies and gentlement. At the end of August I just scored a second show. Mind you, it's on TSN... But still it's better than KJLA. I'll probably also put out applications for another show, and ditch my KJLA show to that new show. Or still run the KJLA show to it's end of so many weeks. Depending on how well my deal with TSN works out. Speaking of new stuff, did I mention I just picked up Biron Smith, Michael Modest and Donovan Morgan. Don't know who they are? Check out Pro Wrestling Iron. I just got their three best guys, and I didn't have to steal any of them. Cause PWI went broke in my game! I literially drooled when I couldn't believe that not a single fed had signed up any of these talented men. Not RoH, NWATNA, nor WWE (I'm still pissed with them taking Spiffy away from me) picked them up, and so without further ado, I just had to sign them. It was like so obvious it wasn't even funny. So now my Main Event is lined up with such a potent stuff that I actually feel CONFIDENT ABOUT IT. For the first time since having problems with my Main Event, I now know that Donovan Morgan and Michael Modest will solve my problem. ...Biron Smith went to my uppercard if anyone missed that logic into why I had only mentioned two of the three guys. And also as of the end of August I was ACTUALLY making MONEY! By the end of September I'll be out of negative figures! I'm SO HAPPY!!! Oh yes, formats still the same folks. Just the TV shows are now below my Monthly Event in case you are wondering. And the winner of each match that takes place is now bolded so you no longer actually have to read the match to find out who won what matches in my events. Well that's my TWL Update. G'Day and enjoy. -Ty Jefferson (no that's not my real name) ____________________________________ Monday, September 1, 2003 Signed: Shark Boy(38000) to Midcard as heel Talent: Pushed all Openers (with exception of Aki Mann and Jason Rumble) to Lower/Midcard Singed: Bison Smith(32000) to Uppercard as face Signed: Michael Modest(45000) to Main Event as heel Signed: Donovan Morgan(35000) to Main Event as heel Rival News: PWI went bankrupt. Rival News: RoH has new Thursday show. Rival NewS: RoH Monday renewed for 12 weeks. TV Show: TWL Anarchy now on Friday's on TSN~! Promo Tape: Interest from TSN~! PRIME TIME~! Rival News: RoH has risen to National Level Public Image: 15 Financial: +$534330 (Current: -$142530) Wednesday, August 27, 2003 Job: HWA offers job. I reject. Monday, August 25, 2003 Job: MWO offers job. I reject. Wednesday, August 20, 2003 Stole:[YPW] Lance Silva(19000) to Opener Thursday, August 14, 2003 Signed: Brian XL(29000) to Opener Rival News: Tons of people left RoH. Rival News: Dave Republic is new owner of RoH Talent: Generalin Intimaki has been promoted to Lowercard. Wednesday, August 6, 2003 Stole: [iWA:MS] Jamie Dundee (38000) to Opener Stole: [iPW:H] Jet Jaguar (29000) to Opener Tuesday, August 5, 2003 Rival News: RoH is now at Cult Level again. Rival News: RoH owner Rob Feinstein has quit. Friday, August 1, 2003 Stole: [APW] Robert Thompson(22,000) to Opening. Loan: Applied for 1 mil dollar loan. Rejected. Promo Tape: Sent to TSN Rival News: PWI has issued bankruptcy notice. Talent: Nova left the promotion. Signed with NwATNA. Talent: Derrick King returned from rehab~! Sponser: Renewed contract with Carvill Burgers. 12 month deal. Sponser: Carvill Burgers contract with us has been ended. New TV Show: TWL Wildside for 12 weeks. Promo Tape: Interest from KJLA~! PRIME TIME~! Public Image: 11 at CULT LEVEL~! Financial: -$487,200 ______________________________________ Worthiness of Fools (1) Overall Rating = 63 Segment 1: Jason Rumble vs Frankie Armadillo vs vs Brian XL vs Jamie Dundee Match: Elimination Quality: 52/35/70 Description: Brian XL vs Frankie Armadillo vs Jason Rumble vs Jamie Dundee : Rumble walks into a high dropkick from Brian XL. Rumble takes a flying neckbreaker from Brian XL. There's a two count on the pin. Rumble counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tag to Jamie Dundee. Hard back suplex on XL. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Brian XL charges, JC Ice moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jamie Dundee. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Flying elbow from Jamie Dundee. Brian XL pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. XL tags out to Frankie Armadillo. Armadillo suplexes Jamie Dundee badly. Frankie Armadillo uses an armbreaker to take JC Ice down. JC Ice counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spin kick by Jamie Dundee to the face. Diamond Dust from Jamie Dundee, Armadillo is out. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. JC Ice defeats Armadillo. Back suplex on JC Ice, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Hard impact russian legsweep by Rumble. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Cover for a two count. Brainbuster suplex by Jason Rumble, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Jamie Dundee reverses a hip toss. Power drive elbow by Jamie Dundee. JC Ice tags out to Brian XL. Vicious kick to the teeth from Brian XL. Cover gets three. Brian XL pinned Rumble. JC Ice walks into a high dropkick from Brian XL. JC Ice blocks a kick from Brian XL. JC Ice crushes XL with a running senton. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Jamie Dundee misses a clothesline. Flying elbow from Brian XL. Jamie Dundee gets knocked to the ground by XL, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Twisting Senton! 1....2....3. This one gets * rating and likes it. Minor Notes: Segment 2: Robert Thompson vs Aki Mann vs Jet Jaguar Match: Hardcore Quality: 57/37/77 Description: Jet Jaguar vs Aki Mann vs Robert Thompson : Jaguar takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Robert Thompson gets hip tossed by Mann. Jaguar blocks a punch. Jaguar hits a face jam on Aki Mann onto a chair. Jaguar walks into a jaw breaker. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flying elbow from Aki Mann, barely hitting the target. Mann walks into a trip. Jaguar \ Thompson whip Mann into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Springboard dropkick from Jet Jaguar. Nicely done. Fire extinguisher shot. Jaguar counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Jaguar hits a dropkick on Aki Mann. Jet Jaguar floors Aki Mann...and climbs the turnbuckles. Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. I'll give it a *1 rating. Minor Notes: Segment 3: Saniyedi Gecti vs Lance Silva Match: Singles Quality: 54/37/71 Description: Lance Silva vs Saniyedi Gecti : Flying shoulder tackle by Gecti sends Silva to the mat. Big piledriver on Silva. Cover for a two count. Silva kicks Saniyedi Gecti in the gut to reverse the momentum. Gecti walks into a high dropkick from Lance Silva. Driven DDT by Lance Silva. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Lance Silva. Pin, but Gecti is out just before the three count. Flying elbow from Lance Silva. Silva drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Full nelson slam on Silva. Cover for a two count. Saniyedi Gecti scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big clothesline on Silva. Silva takes a headbutt from Saniyedi Gecti. Saniyedi Gecti misses a clothesline. Spin kick by Lance Silva to the face. Tiger suplex on Gecti, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Saniyedi Gecti can barely stand. Save The Last Dance! 1....2....3. Lance Silva is still in the ring celebrating. Saniyedi Gecti pushes the referee away, then spins Silva around! Saniyedi Gecti hits the Gecti Slam! Lance Silva has been floored after the match. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Minor Notes: Segment 4: Josh Wilcox vs Jason Neidhart© Match: Hardcore Quality: 56/45/68 Description: Jason Neidhart vs Josh Wilcox (For The TWL Pain Title) : Neidhart hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Neidhart reverses a waistlock. Uninspiring brawling from Jason Neidhart. Wilcox reverses an irish whip...and Jason Neidhart runs into the referee. Sloppy tornado punch from Jason Neidhart, Wilcox barely got hit. Cover, but there's no one to count for Jason Neidhart. Wilcox kicks Jason Neidhart in the gut to reverse the momentum. Frying pan shot by Wilcox. Powerslam from Josh Wilcox on Neidhart. Hooks the leg for a two count. Josh Wilcox scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Neidhart counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Neidhart slams Josh Wilcox onto the table. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Josh Wilcox takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Neidhart scores with a forearm, sending Wilcox down into the corner. The referee pulls Jason Neidhart away to get the break. Wait! Wilcox has pulled something out of his tights. Jason Neidhart walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Josh Wilcox slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Neidhart to get some payback. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1 rating. Minor Notes: Segment 5: Jonny Storm vs Andre Baker Match: Singles Quality: 63/44/82 Description: Jonny Storm vs Andre Baker : Jonny receives some punishment. Baker bodyslams Jonny Storm. Back elbow connects, Jonny staggers backward. Big clothesline on Jonny. Jonny backdrops Andre Baker out of a piledriver attempt. Hard back suplex on Baker. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Super frankensteiner on Baker, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Baker counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Jonny walks into a spike slam. Cover for a two count. Powerbomb on Jonny. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Jonny counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Jonny Storm scores with a back heel kick on Baker. Baker blocks a punch. Big backdrop on Jonny, executed well. Andre Baker moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Sledgehammer Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Andre Baker gives a murderous look toward Jonny Storm...and attacks! Jonny gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Baker leaves the ring having left Jonny down and out. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Minor Notes: Segment 6: Suicide Blondes vs Alcatraz© and JC Ice© vs Casey and Michaels vs Bray and Lauria Match: TLC Quality: 62/48/76 Description: Bray and Lauria vs Casey and Michaels vs Suicide Blondes vs Alcatraz and Ice (For The TWL Cruelty Titles) : Spin kick by Derrick King to the face. Super frankensteiner on Michaels, who hit hard. Michaels blocks the suplex attempt. Super frankensteiner on Bray, who hit hard. Erin Bray reverses a hip toss. Second rope flying axe handle, Lee goes down. HBK-style splash from the top of the ladder! Vicious kick to the teeth from JC Ice. Kick from Chris Michaels to the leg. Michaels uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Michaels throws a ladder onto Paul Lauria. Derrick takes a hurrancarana from Alcatraz. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Bray walks into a high dropkick from Sean Casey. Sean Casey dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline. Face slam on the table by Giant. Diving headbutt from Giant, not much elevation. Derrick King hits a dropkick off the table. Casey and Michaels whip Bray into the corner. Chris Michaels whips Sean Casey in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Tornado DDT from Jason Lee, Giant got planted. Ladder assisted standing moonsault, Casey gets floored. Derrick King and Jason Lee go up the ladder and grab the prize for the win. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Minor Notes: The TWL Cruelty titles have gained in image. Segment 7: Crash Holly vs Spanky Match: Tables Quality: 68/62/74 Description: Spanky vs Crash Holly : Spanky pulls Crash onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Super kick by Spanky. Crash Holly avoids a Spanky avalanche. Kick from Crash Holly to the leg. Spanky takes a knee lift from Crash. Crash Holly pulls Spanky onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Spanky takes a chop from Crash. Crash drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Flying reverse elbow by Spanky. DDT from the top rope by Spanky. That looked brutal. Spin kick by Spanky to the face. Spanky pulls Crash onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Crash ducks a wild right hand. Hard impact russian legsweep by Crash. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Flying knee to the face from Crash Holly. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Crash throws Spanky onto the table, then climbs to the top rope...and hits a flying splash to break the table and get the win. I'll give it a **1 rating. Minor Notes: Segment 8: Ricky Morton© vs Ron Waterman Match: Last Man Standing Quality: 61/53/69 Description: Ricky Morton vs Ron Waterman (For The TWL Torture Title) : Morton receives some punishment. Morton counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Morton hits a quick kick on H2O. Ricky Morton uses something vaguely resembling a reverse suplex. Ron Waterman takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Whip into an upright table by H2O. Big piledriver on Morton. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but Morton stands up. Death valley driver by Ron Waterman, Ricky Morton is down and hurt. Morton blocks a punch. Hip toss onto a chair by Morton. The referee gets to a seven count....and Ron Waterman gets back up. Ron Waterman reverses a hip toss. Spanky comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Ricky Morton turns around.... and gets floored! Spanky climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Sliced Bread #2!!! Spanky leaves the ring, the damage done! Ron Waterman moves in for the kill. Water Bomb! The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Spanky has a chair. Ricky Morton stands up...and gets floored by a shot to the head. Another two shots smack down across his back, leaving him unmoving on the canvas. Spanky sets the chair up, then picks up Ricky Morton. He gets whipped into the ropes...and then drop toe holded, sending him face first into the chair! Spanky has left Morton down and bloodied in the ring after a brutal assault! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Minor Notes: Segment 9: Chris Chetti© vs Air Paris vs Roadkill vs D'Lo Brown Match: Elimination Quality: 72/64/80 Description: Chris Chetti vs Roadkill vs D'Lo Brown vs Air Paris (For The TWL Torment Title) : D'Lo Brown with a spinning neckbreaker on Chetti. D'Lo slams Chris Chetti. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Air Paris. Spin kick by Air Paris to the face. Tiger suplex on Chetti, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag between Air Paris and Roadkill. Flying shoulder tackle by Roadkill sends Chetti to the mat. Tag between Chris Chetti and D'Lo Brown. Roadkill takes a headbutt from D'Lo Brown. Roadkill reverses a D'Lo Brown hammerlock. Death valley driver by Roadkill, D'Lo Brown got planted. Cover gets three. Roadkill pinned D'Lo. Roadkill takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Chetti. Super kick by Chris Chetti. There's a two count on the pin. Chris Chetti hits a rolling kick on Roadkill. Tag between Roadkill and Air Paris. Driven DDT by Air Paris. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Driven DDT by Air Paris. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Chris Chetti takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Chetti uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Springboard dropkick from Chris Chetti. Nicely done. Cover gets three. Chris Chetti pinned Paris. Chetti crushes Roadkill with a running senton. Roadkill walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Roadkill blocks a punch. Roadkill has Chris Chetti down on the canvas. Amish Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. This gets a **3 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Minor Notes: ______________________________ Chaotix (4) Overall Rating = 60 (-1) TV Rating = 0.48 Segment 1: Jamie Dundee vs Jet Jaguar Match: Hardcore Quality: 55/34/77 Description: Jet Jaguar vs Jamie Dundee : Kick from Jet Jaguar to the leg. Jaguar uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Jaguar only gets knees on a splash. Jamie Dundee hits a rolling kick on Jaguar. Kick from Jamie Dundee to the leg. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Jet Jaguar elbows Jamie Dundee in the face to break a hammerlock. Lightning kick by Jaguar on JC Ice. Jet Jaguar has Jamie Dundee down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Jet Jaguar slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. JC Ice turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Minor Notes: Segment 2: Aki Mann vs Robert Thompson Match: Singles Quality: 49/33/65 Description: Robert Thompson vs Aki Mann : Vicious back suplex! Aki Mann got nailed. Belly to belly off the top rope, Mann got folded up big time. Robert Thompson brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Mann. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Thompson drives a thrust kick into the chest of Mann. There's a two count on the pin. Aki Mann reverses a hip toss. Robert Thompson takes a knee lift from Mann. Back heel kick from Mann on Thompson. Robert Thompson takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Reverse DDT on Mann. Robert Thompson gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Robert Thompson slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Mann to get some payback. I'll give a 1 star rating. Minor Notes: Segment 3: Lance Silva vs Saniyedi Gecti Match: Falls Count Anywhere Quality: 51/34/68 Description: Lance Silva vs Saniyedi Gecti : Lance Silva strikes Gecti. Flying elbow from Lance Silva. There's a two count on the pin. Gecti blocks the suplex attempt. Back elbow connects, Silva staggers backward. Gecti slams Lance Silva. Gecti hits Silva with a plastic dinosaur. Lance Silva powers out of a Saniyedi Gecti headlock. Super frankensteiner on Gecti, who hit hard. Saniyedi Gecti is in trouble. Here it comes - Save The Last Dance. 1....2...3, it's finished. Saniyedi Gecti gives a murderous look toward Lance Silva...and attacks! Silva gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Gecti picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Minor Notes: Segment 4: JC Ice vs Generalin Intikami vs Paul Lauria Match: Triangle Quality: 58/43/73 Description: Paul Lauria vs Generalin Intikami vs JC Ice : JC Ice scores with a back heel kick on Generalin. Stiff high kick on Giant by JC Ice who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Generalin counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Flying elbow off the top rope by Paul Lauria, poor elevation though. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Driven DDT by JC Ice. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Paul Lauria powers out of a JC Ice headlock. Generalin Intikami scoops up Ice. Giant bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Tiger suplex on Ice, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Generalin Intikami gets hip tossed by Giant. Generalin Intikami reverses a hip toss. Back elbow connects, Ice staggers backward. JC Ice is in trouble. Intikamio!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1 rating. Minor Notes: Segment 5: Alcatraz vs Jason Neidhart© Match: Hardcore Quality: 59/48/70 Description: Alcatraz vs Jason Neidhart (For The TWL Pain Title) : Driven DDT by Alcatraz. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Alcatraz crushes Neidhart with a big legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Alcatraz misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Jason Neidhart hits Alcatraz. Big kick from Neidhart. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jason Neidhart scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Alcatraz takes a vertical suplex. Jason Neidhart misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Neidhart is down. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Alcatraz. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Alcatraz hits a rolling kick on Neidhart. Dropkick connects, Neidhart goes down. Jason Neidhart takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Alcatraz takes a vertical suplex. Jason Neidhart turns Alcatraz inside-out with a clothesline. Alcatraz can barely stand. Running Tackle!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'll give it a *1 rating. Minor Notes: Alcatraz lost overness from this match. Jason Neidhart gained overness from this match. The TWL Pain title has gained in image. Segment 6: Andre Baker vs Chris Michaels Match: Singles Quality: 63/45/81 Description: Didn't get it by accident... Sorry! Minor Notes: Segment 7: D'Lo Brown Match: Interview Quality: 64 Description: D'Lo Brown is backstage. He was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Roadkill. Minor Notes: Segment 8: Suicide Blondes vs Reign Storm Match: Tag Quality: 65/51/80 Description: Suicide Blondes vs Reign Storm : Derrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Reign takes a flying neckbreaker from Derrick King. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Jason Lee. Suicide Blondes whip Reign into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Cover for a two count. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Reign blocks a kick from Jason Lee. Super frankensteiner on Lee, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Reign tags out to Jonny Storm. Lightning kick by Jonny on Lee. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Lee takes a flying neckbreaker from Jonny Storm. Jason Lee elbows Jonny Storm in the face to break a hammerlock. Spin kick by Jason Lee to the face. Tag to Derrick King. Derrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Tag to Jayson Reign. Flying elbow from Derrick King. Alcatraz and Ice come running down the aisle with chairs! Derrick whips Jayson Reign into the ropes. Ice jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Ice, Reign, and the chair! Jayson Reign falls to the canvas. Jayson Reign is in trouble. Here it comes - Swinging Inverse DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. We have a three-way stand off in the ring, as Suicide Blondes, Reign Storm and Alcatraz and Ice look at each other. They all charge forward, and a three-way brawl erupts in the ring! This is chaos! After a few minutes of fast and furious action, a motley crew of referees and stagehands hit the ring to break it up. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. Minor Notes: Segment 9: Roadkill Match: Interview Quality: 63 Description: Roadkill is backstage. He was out there to tell D'Lo Brown that he was going to discombobulate him. Hey, that's my line! Minor Notes: Segment 10: Crash Holly vs Ricky Morton vs Ron Waterman Match: Elimination Quality: 61/54/69 Description: Crash Holly vs Ron Waterman vs Ricky Morton : H2O hits a right hand. Morton hits a back kick. Crash counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Back heel kick from Crash on Morton, missed by miles. Crash, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Ron Waterman. There's a two count on the pin. Ricky Morton with an enziguri. Cover gets three. Ricky Morton pinned Crash. Morton hits a back kick. Flying elbow off the top rope by Ricky Morton, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. H2O counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Spear! Morton is down and hurt. Ricky Morton is in trouble. Water Bomb! 1....2....3. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. Minor Notes: Segment 11: D'Lo Brown vs Roadkill Match: Cage Quality: 71/63/80 Description: Roadkill vs D'Lo Brown : D'Lo gets slammed. Roadkill fires off some right and left hands. Running knee lift from Roadkill. Flying shoulder tackle by Roadkill sends D'Lo to the mat. D'Lo drops out the back of a Roadkill bodyslam attempt. Rude Awakening on Roadkill by D'Lo. Spear by D'Lo Brown. There's a two count on the pin. D'Lo Brown gets taken down out of nowhere. Spear by Roadkill. There's a two count on the pin. Lifting DDT by Roadkill, looked good. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. D'Lo kicks Roadkill in the gut to reverse the momentum. Roadkill receives some punishment. Roadkill ducks a wild right hand. Fallaway slam by Roadkill. Air Paris comes running down the aisle with a chair! Roadkill goes to irish whip D'Lo Brown into the ropes. Paris hits D'Lo with a chair to the back! D'Lo Brown gets knocked to the ground by Roadkill. Here it comes - Amish Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Roadkill and Paris are beating the hell out of D'Lo Brown! Chris Chetti sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Roadkill, exchanging punches! He goes down quickly though when Paris clips the knee from behind! Roadkill \ Paris put the boots to Chris Chetti, and leave him down on the canvas next to D'Lo Brown. What a demolition! I'll give it a **1 rating. Minor Notes: ______________________________ Chaotix (3) Overall Rating = 61 (-2) TV Rating = 0.48 (N/C) Segment 1: Robert Thompson vs Brian XL Match: Singles Quality: 51/33/70 Description: Brian XL vs Robert Thompson : Robert Thompson uses move #193 (arm-BAR). XL pushes out of a Robert Thompson hold. Dropkick connects, Thompson goes down. Thompson reverses an irish whip...and Brian XL runs into the referee. Tiger suplex on Thompson, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Robert Thompson comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Thompson drives a thrust kick into the chest of XL. Super frankensteiner on XL, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Robert Thompson plants XL with an exploder suplex. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. XL backdrops Robert Thompson out of a piledriver attempt. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. XL drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Robert Thompson floors XL near the ropes and makes the pin. Thompson is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Robert Thompson slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for XL to get some payback. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Minor Notes: Segment 2: Jet Jaguar vs Lance Silva Match: Hardcore Quality: 51/32/70 Description: Jet Jaguar vs Lance Silva : Kick from Lance Silva to the leg. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Hard back suplex on Jaguar. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Flying elbow from Lance Silva. Jaguar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Silva takes a thrown chair to the face. Silva takes a hurrancarana from Jet Jaguar. Hooks the leg for a two count. Silva blocks a punch. Silva crushes Jaguar with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Lance Silva. Pin, but Jaguar is out just before the three count. Jet Jaguar pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Dropkick connects, Silva goes down. Silva powers out of a headlock. Silva hits a dropkick on Jet Jaguar. Jet Jaguar can barely stand. Save The Last Dance!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Lance Silva is still in the ring celebrating. Jet Jaguar pushes the referee away, then slams Silva down! Jet Jaguar climbs to the top rope and hits the Frog Splash! Lance Silva has been knocked silly. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Minor Notes: Segment 3: Bray and Lauria vs Reign Storm vs C-Intikami Match: Triangle Quality: 59/44/74 Description: C-Intikami vs Bray and Lauria vs Reign Storm : Jonny C with a spinning neckbreaker on Jonny. Stiff chop lights up Jonny. Tag to Generalin Intikami. Vertical suplex by Generalin Intikami. Jonny takes a hurrancarana from Generalin Intikami. Tag between Generalin Intikami and Jonny C. C-Intikami whip Jonny into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tag between Jonny Storm and Jayson Reign. J.C. takes a flying neckbreaker from Jayson Reign. Cover for a two count. J.C. tags out to Erin Bray. Bray hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Tag between Jayson Reign and Generalin Intikami. Lightning kick by Bray on Generalin. Tag to Paul Lauria. Slingshot clothesline by Giant, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pin, but Generalin is out just before the three count. Tag between Generalin Intikami and Jayson Reign. Super kick by Jayson Reign. There's a two count on the pin. Giant tags out to Erin Bray. Vicious kick to the teeth from Erin Bray. Jayson Reign is in trouble. Here it comes - Double Identity. 1....2...3, it's finished. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1 rating. Minor Notes: Segment 4: Jason Neidhart© vs Josh Wilcox Match: Hardcore Quality: 55/44/67 Description: Jason Neidhart vs Josh Wilcox (For The TWL Pain Title) : Neidhart strikes away at Josh Wilcox. Frying pan shot by Neidhart. Weak bodyslam on Wilcox by Neidhart. Jason Neidhart hits a right hand on Josh Wilcox. Josh Wilcox ducks a clothesline attempt. Josh Wilcox smashes a Playstation console over the head of Neidhart. Josh Wilcox hits a sloppy double axe handle. Cover for a two count. Jason Neidhart avoids a Josh Wilcox avalanche. Neidhart hits a stump piledriver on Josh Wilcox, although it was quite weak in its execution. Cover for a two count. Sloppy tornado punch from Jason Neidhart, Wilcox barely got hit. Pin, but Wilcox is out just before the three count. Josh Wilcox takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Neidhart hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Neidhart counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Jason Neidhart strikes Josh Wilcox. Josh Wilcox can barely stand. Full Nelson Slam! 1....2....3. Josh Wilcox has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. This one gets * rating and likes it. Minor Notes: The TWL Pain title has gained in image. Segment 5: Casey and Michaels vs Suicide Blondes Match: Tag Quality: 66/52/81 Description: Casey and Michaels vs Suicide Blondes : Casey hits a dropkick on Jason Lee. Super frankensteiner on Lee, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Chris Michaels. Casey and Michaels whip Lee into the corner. Chris Michaels whips Sean Casey in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hard back suplex on Lee. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Dropkick connects, Lee goes down. Lee blocks a kick from Chris Michaels. Tornado DDT from Jason Lee, Michaels got planted. Tag between Jason Lee and Derrick King. Second rope flying axe handle, Michaels goes down. Super frankensteiner on Michaels, who hit hard. Chris Michaels pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag to Sean Casey. Casey crushes Derrick with a running senton. Back heel kick off the second rope, Derrick goes down. Pin, but Derrick is out just before the three count. Kick from Sean Casey to the leg. Derrick King takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Derrick King gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Suicide Blondes rush forward to attack! Casey and Michaels get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Minor Notes: Segment 6: Ron Waterman vs Crash Holly Match: Hardcore Quality: 62/53/72 Description: Crash Holly vs Ron Waterman : H2O hits a stump piledriver on Crash Holly. Face jam onto the table. Death valley driver by Ron Waterman, Crash Holly got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Running knee lift from Ron Waterman. Hooks the leg for a two count. H2O only gets knees on a splash. H2O tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Crash Holly hits a crap missile dropkick on H2O. Crash drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Ron Waterman hits a bulldog off the ropes. Crash Holly is in trouble. Water Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Ron Waterman gives a murderous look toward Crash Holly...and attacks! Crash gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. H2O leaves the ring having left Crash down and out. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. Minor Notes: Ron Waterman gained overness from this match. Segment 7: Nathan Jones vs Spanky Match: Falls Count Anywhere Quality: 54/39/70 Description: Spanky vs Nathan Jones : Nathan Jones uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Spanky. Nathan Jones hits a sloppy double axe handle. Cover for a two count. Spanky drops out the back of a Nathan Jones bodyslam attempt. Nathan J walks into a high dropkick from Spanky. Spanky hits a dropkick on Nathan Jones. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Hooks the leg for a close fall. Spin kick by Spanky to the face. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Kick from Spanky. There's a two count on the pin. Open-handed chop from Spanky. They wind up back in the squared circle. Nathan J blocks a punch. Nathan Jones DDTs Spanky, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Cover for a two count. Side suplex from Nathan J. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big kick from Nathan J. Nathan Jones scoop slams Spanky onto and through a table. Spanky comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spanky uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tiger suplex on Nathan J, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Spanky floors Nathan Jones...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Sliced Bread #2, forget about it. 1....2...3! Nathan Jones gives a murderous look toward Spanky...and attacks! Spanky gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Nathan J picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. This one gets * rating and likes it. Minor Notes: Segment 8: Roadkill Match: Interview Quality: 73 Description: Roadkill is backstage. He was out there to tell Air Paris that he was going to discombobulate him. Hey, that's my line! Minor Notes: Segment 9: Air Paris vs Roadkill Match: Singles Quality: 61/41/81 Description: Air Paris vs Roadkill : Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Diamond Dust from Air Paris, Roadkill is out. Diamond Dust from Air Paris, Roadkill is out. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Roadkill takes a flying neckbreaker from Air Paris. Hooks the leg for a two count. Roadkill blocks the suplex attempt. Roadkill with a spinning neckbreaker on Paris. Spear by Roadkill. Air Paris ducks a clothesline attempt. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Air Paris floors Roadkill. Lion Sault!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Air Paris is still in the ring celebrating. Roadkill pushes the referee away, then floors Paris! Roadkill signals - Amish Splash! Air Paris has been laid out. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Minor Notes: Segment 10: D'Lo Brown Match: Interview Quality: 62 Description: D'Lo Brown is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Chris Chetti. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two. Minor Notes: Segment 11: Chris chetti© vs D'Lo Brown Match: Singles Quality: 69/61/78 Description: Chris Chetti vs D'Lo Brown : Massive backbreaker, Chetti got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Lifting DDT by D'Lo Brown, looked good. Spear! Chetti is down and hurt. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Back elbow connects, Chetti staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Chetti ducks a wild right hand. Chris Chetti hits a rolling kick on D'Lo. Chetti crushes D'Lo with a running senton. Chris Chetti gets taken down out of nowhere. Spinebuster by D'Lo Brown. Chris Chetti gets knocked to the ground by D'Lo, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Lo Down! 1....2....3. Chris Chetti extends his hand to D'Lo...and it is accepted! They shake! **1 rating for a decent contest. Minor Notes: D'Lo Brown gained overness from this match. ______________________________ Chaotix (2) Overall Rating = 63 (-3) TV Rating = 0.48 (N/C) Segment 1: Jet Jaguar vs Jamie Dundee Match: Hardcore Quality: 52/29/76 Description: Jamie Dundee vs Jet Jaguar : Stiff high kick on JC Ice by Jet Jaguar who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. JC Ice blocks a punch. Dropkick connects, Jaguar goes down. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Jaguar goes down. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Jet Jaguar ducks a clothesline attempt. JC Ice takes a thrown chair to the face. Flying reverse elbow by Jet Jaguar. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, JC Ice goes down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. JC Ice counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Table shot! Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Jaguar reverses a waistlock. JC Ice scores with a forearm, sending Jaguar down into the corner. The referee pulls Jamie Dundee away to get the break. Wait! Jaguar has pulled something out of his tights. Jamie Dundee walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Jet Jaguar leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Jaguar has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Jamie Dundee to look for revenge. This one gets * rating and likes it. Minor Notes: Segment 2: Robert Thompson and Generalin Intikami Match: Angle Quality: 66 Description: Generalin Intikami is making his way to the ring. Someone dives over the security barrier and attacks Generalin! It's Robert Thompson, and he is beating the heck out of Generalin! He throws Generalin into the ring, and climbs in as well, then drops Generalin Intikami with a stiff kick. Robert Thompson climbs to the top rope...Frog Splash on to Generalin! What a shocking debut! Minor Notes: Generalin Intikami gained overness from this segment. Robert Thompson gained overness from this segment. Segment 3: Robert Thompson vs Generalin Intikami Match: Singles Quality: 52/31/73 Description: Generalin Intikami vs Robert Thompson : Spinning back kick from Robert Thompson. Generalin gets caught with a short powerbomb from Thompson. There's a two count on the pin. Generalin counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Generalin Intikami with a spinning neckbreaker on Thompson. Cover for a two count. Flying reverse elbow by Generalin Intikami. Cover for a two count. Robert Thompson pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Reverse DDT on Generalin. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Generalin counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Robert Thompson misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Tiger suplex on Thompson, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's no one to count for Generalin Intikami. Spear by Generalin Intikami. Pin, but Thompson is out just before the three count. Robert Thompson powers out of a Generalin Intikami headlock. Robert Thompson floors Generalin near the ropes and makes the pin. Thompson is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Robert Thompson leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Thompson has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Generalin Intikami to look for revenge. This one gets * rating and likes it. Minor Notes: Segment 4: Reign Storm vs Suicide Blondes vs Alcatraz© and Ice© vs Casey and Michaels Match: Elimination Quality: 66/53/80 Description: Casey and Michaels vs Alcatraz and Ice vs Suicide Blondes vs Reign Storm (For The TWL Cruelty Titles) : Second rope flying axe handle, Alcatraz goes down. Alcatraz takes a hurrancarana from Chris Michaels. Tag between Chris Michaels and Jonny Storm. Jonny Storm hits a rolling kick on Alcatraz. Jonny hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Tag between Jonny Storm and Jayson Reign. Jayson Reign strikes Alcatraz. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Alcatraz takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Alcatraz hits a rolling kick on Reign. Alcatraz tags out to JC Ice. Tornado DDT from JC Ice, Reign got planted. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Ice defeats Reign. Hard back suplex on Ice. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Springboard dropkick from Derrick King. Nicely done. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag to Jason Lee. Suicide Blondes whip Ice into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Lee crushes Ice with a running senton. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Ice blocks a kick from Jason Lee. Tag between JC Ice and Sean Casey. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Springboard dropkick from Sean Casey. Nicely done. Tag to Chris Michaels. Casey and Michaels whip Lee into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Michaels defeats Lee. Chris Michaels hits a rolling kick on Alcatraz. Flying reverse elbow by Chris Michaels. Alcatraz counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Michaels takes a flying neckbreaker from Alcatraz. Alcatraz crushes Michaels with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. Tag to JC Ice. Flying reverse elbow by JC Ice. Michaels pushes out of a JC Ice hold. Michaels tags out to Sean Casey. Back heel kick off the second rope, Ice goes down. Pin, but Ice is out just before the three count. Flying elbow from Sean Casey. Sean Casey gets taken down out of nowhere. Ice hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Alcatraz has Sean Casey down on the canvas. Sean Casey gets locked in the Lockdown! Submission victory! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Minor Notes: The TWL Cruelty titles have gained in image. Segment 5: Andre Baker vs Josh Wilcox© vs Jason Neidhart Match: Hardcore Quality: 57/44/71 Description: Andre Baker vs Jason Neidhart vs Josh Wilcox (For The TWL Pain Title) : Andre Baker hits some punches. Baker hits a right hand. Jason Neidhart ducks a clothesline attempt. Jason Neidhart throws Baker into a shopping trolley. Josh Wilcox DDTs Neidhart, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big backdrop on Wilcox, executed well. Wilcox drops out the back of a Andre Baker bodyslam attempt. Neidhart \ Wilcox whip Baker into the corner. Jason Neidhart whips Josh Wilcox in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Jason Neidhart scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Wilcox hits Neidhart with a plastic dinosaur. Jason Neidhart avoids a Josh Wilcox avalanche. Neidhart slams Andre Baker down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Andre Baker can barely stand. Full Nelson Slam! 1....2....3. I'll give it a *1 rating. Minor Notes: The TWL Pain title has gained in image. Segment 6: D'Lo Brown and Roadkill Match: Angle Quality: 70 Description: Roadkill has come down to the ring, looking angry. He grabs a chair and takes a seat in the center of the ring. Roadkill: 'I'm not leaving this ring until i start getting some respect around here!' Out from the back comes D'Lo Brown. Roadkill stands up as D'Lo enters the ring...and they immediately start brawling! Chaos reigns. A hoarde of referees, officials, and other wrestlers run down to drag them apart. Minor Notes: Segment 7: Ricky Morton© vs Ron Waterman Match: Singles Quality: 60/52/68 Description: Ricky Morton vs Ron Waterman (For The TWL Torture Title) : Forearm to the face from Morton on H2O. Morton hits an arm drag on H2O. Ron Waterman takes a knee lift from Morton. Morton hits a flying kick on H2O. Ricky Morton misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Running knee lift from Ron Waterman. Massive backbreaker, Morton got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ricky Morton comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Back heel kick from Morton on H2O, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Morton face jams Ron Waterman. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Ron Waterman powers out of a Ricky Morton headlock. H2O hits a right hand. Morton ducks a wild right hand. Face crusher from Morton on H2O. Ron Waterman can barely stand. Here it comes - Big Dropkick. 1....2...3, it's finished. Spanky has a chair. Morton turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. H2O is next to take a hard shot. Spanky has demolished everyone! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1 rating. Minor Notes: Segment 8: D'Lo Brown Match: Angle Quality: 61 Description: We go backstage, where we find D'Lo Brown in the middle of a set of sit-ups. He looks like he is getting warmed up. Minor Notes: Segment 9: D'Lo Brown vs Roadkill Match: Singles Quality: 71/63/79 Description: D'Lo Brown vs Roadkill : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, D'Lo Brown uses a forearm to the face. Roadkill reverses a hip toss. Roadkill slams D'Lo Brown. D'Lo reverses an irish whip...and Roadkill runs into the referee. Death valley driver by Roadkill, D'Lo Brown got planted. Cover, but there's no one to count for Roadkill. D'Lo drops out the back of a Roadkill bodyslam attempt. D'Lo Brown with a spinning neckbreaker on Roadkill. Massive backbreaker, Roadkill got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Roadkill. Hooks the leg for a close fall. D'Lo walks into a trip. Roadkill hits a stump piledriver on D'Lo Brown. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Roadkill misses a clothesline. Roadkill is in trouble. Here it comes - Sky High. 1....2...3, it's finished. D'Lo Brown is still in the ring celebrating. Roadkill pushes the referee away, then floors D'Lo! Roadkill signals - Amish Splash! D'Lo Brown has been laid out. **1 rating for a decent contest. Minor Notes: Segment 10: Chris Chetti Match: Interview Quality: 63 Description: Chris Chetti is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Air Paris. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two. Minor Notes: Segment 11: Chris Chetti© vs Air Paris Match: Falls Count Anywhere Quality: 72/66/79 Description: Chris Chetti vs Air Paris (For The TWL Torment Title) : Chris Chetti strikes Paris. Flying cookie sheet shot by Chetti, blasting Paris. Flying elbow from Chris Chetti. Chetti hits a dropkick on Air Paris. Air Paris takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Kitchen sink shot, Chetti gets floored. Chetti takes a hurrancarana from Air Paris. Cover for a two count. Chris Chetti fights out of a grapple. Chetti crushes Paris with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Chris Chetti. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Paris counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Standing leg lariat by Air Paris on Chetti. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Open-handed chop from Paris. Cover for a two count. Paris snapmares Chris Chetti. They wind up back in the squared circle. Chetti blocks a punch. Chetti uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Chris Chetti has Air Paris down on the canvas. Here it comes - Double Jump Moonsault, forget about it. 1....2...3! Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3 rating. Minor Notes: The TWL Torment title has gained in image. ______________________________ Chaotix (1) Overall Rating = 66 TV Rating = 0.48 Segment 1: Jet Jaguar and Jonny C Match: Angle Quality: 68 Description: Jonny C in the ring. As he speaks, someone climbs out of the crowd and slides into the ring. J.C. turns around! It's Jet Jaguar! He floors Jonny C, then climbs to the top rope...Frog Splash on to J.C.! What a shocking debut! Minor Notes: Jonny C gained overness from this segment. Jet Jaguar gained overness from this segment. Segment 2: Robert Thompson Match: Angle Quality: 60 Description: A music video promoting the upcoming debut of Robert Thompson is shown. Minor Notes: Robert Thompson gained overness from this segment. Segment 3: Josh Wilcox© vs Jonny Storm vs Andre Baker Match: Hardcore Quality: 60/45/76 Description: Josh Wilcox vs Andre Baker vs Jonny Storm (For The TWL Pain Title) : Josh Wilcox hits a right hand on Andre Baker. Flying cookie sheet shot by Jonny, blasting Wilcox. Jonny drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Baker hits a stump piledriver on Jonny Storm. Spear by Andre Baker. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Jonny Storm. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Jonny Storm misses a clothesline. Jonny eats a trash can. Sloppy tornado punch from Josh Wilcox, Baker barely got hit. Josh Wilcox moves in for the kill. Spear! 1....2....3. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1 rating. Minor Notes: The TWL Pain title has gained in image. Segment 4: Alcatraz© and JC Ice© vs Suicide Blondes Match: Tag Quality: 64/52/76 Description: Alcatraz and Ice vs Suicide Blondes (For The TWL Cruelty Titles) : Derrick walks into a high dropkick from JC Ice. JC Ice hits a rolling kick on Derrick. Cover for a two count. Tag to Alcatraz. Alcatraz and Ice whip Derrick into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Second rope flying axe handle, Derrick goes down. Derrick counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Flying reverse elbow by Derrick King. Cover for a two count. Derrick tags out to Jason Lee. Lee crushes Alcatraz with a big legdrop. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Jason Lee hits a rolling kick on Alcatraz. Lee drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Alcatraz uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Alcatraz tags out to JC Ice. JC Ice strikes Lee. Tag between Jason Lee and Derrick King. Ice hits a dropkick on Derrick King. Derrick King is in big trouble...Cold Cell!! 1....2....3! Suicide Blondes look like they aren't done...and they attack Alcatraz and Ice! After an exchange of blows, Ice and Alcatraz are laid out in the ring. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Minor Notes: The TWL Cruelty titles have gained in image. Segment 5: Spanky and Ricky Morton Match: Angle Quality: 64 Description: Ricky Morton is in the ring, talking to the crowd. Spanky comes marching out from the back, carrying a ladder! He slides in behind Morton and sets it up. Ricky Morton turns and sees Spanky...and they start exchanging punches! Morton takes the advantage...and drags Spanky toward the ladder. Shove! Spanky shoved Morton into the ladder, where he collapses to the canvas. Spanky closes the ladder on the arm of Morton....and stomps it so that it snaps shut! Morton may have a broken arm as a result! Minor Notes: Segment 6: Chris Chetti and Roadkill Match: Angle Quality: 63 Description: Roadkill comes down to the ring, carrying a microphone. He points toward the entrance: 'Chris Chetti, get out here'. Chetti comes out, and stands on the stage. Roadkill speaks : 'I want a match - that is of course if you've got the guts to face me'. Chris Chetti looks around at the crowd. They are all cheering. 'Kicking your ass will be a real pleasure, i accept your challenge.'. Chetti walks off, leaving Roadkill in the ring, playing to the crowd. Minor Notes: Segment 7: Ricky Morton vs Spanky© Match: Ladder Quality: 64/58/70 Description: Ricky Morton vs Spanky (For The TWL Torture Title) : Morton snapmares Spanky. Ladder-shot by Morton. Running clothesline from Ricky Morton, sloppily done. Morton hits a flying kick on Spanky. Spanky counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Ladder assisted standing moonsault, Morton gets floored. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Ricky Morton pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Ricky Morton hits a crap missile dropkick on Spanky. Ricky Morton with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Spanky drops out the back of a Ricky Morton bodyslam attempt. Stiff high kick on Morton by Spanky who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Ricky Morton elbows Spanky in the face to break a hammerlock. Morton hits an arm drag on Spanky. Spanky gets knocked to the ground by Morton, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Flying Cross Body!!! Ricky Morton sets the ladder up and climbs it, grabbing the prize for the victory. Ricky Morton is still in the ring celebrating. Spanky pushes the referee away, then slams Morton down! Spanky climbs to the top rope and hits the Sliced Bread #2! Ricky Morton has been knocked silly. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Minor Notes: The TWL Torture title has gained in image. Segment 8: D'Lo Brown Match: Interview Quality: 74 Description: D'Lo Brown is backstage. He was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Air Paris. Minor Notes: Segment 9: D'Lo Brown vs Air Paris Match: Singles Quality: 69/61/78 Description: Air Paris vs D'Lo Brown : Paris hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. D'Lo blocks a kick from Air Paris. D'Lo hits a right hand. Paris reverses an irish whip...and D'Lo Brown runs into the referee. D'Lo Brown scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for D'Lo Brown. Paris backdrops D'Lo Brown out of a piledriver attempt. Second rope flying axe handle, D'Lo goes down. Super frankensteiner on D'Lo, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on D'Lo, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but D'Lo is out just before the three count. D'Lo counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Big piledriver on Paris. Pin, but Paris is out just before the three count. Paris powers out of a headlock. Air Paris misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. D'Lo Brown knocks Paris to the outside, then signals for the Lo Down. He reaches out of the ring for Air Paris...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Paris sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Air Paris leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Paris has the victory, and isn't hanging around for D'Lo Brown to look for revenge. **1 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Minor Notes: Segment 10: Roadkill Match: Interview Quality: 63 Description: Roadkill is backstage. He was out there to tell Chris Chetti that he was going to discombobulate him. Hey, that's my line! Minor Notes: Segment 11: Chris Chetti© vs Roadkill Match: Singles Quality: 73/67/80 Description: Chris Chetti vs Roadkill : Chetti receives some punishment. Chetti counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Standing leg lariat by Chris Chetti on Roadkill. Chris Chetti misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Tiger suplex on Roadkill, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Chetti drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Flying shoulder tackle by Roadkill sends Chetti to the mat. Full nelson slam on Chetti. Hooks the leg for a two count. Roadkill scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but Chetti is out just before the three count. Chris Chetti elbows Roadkill in the face to break a hammerlock. Chetti crushes Roadkill with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Roadkill fights out of a grapple. Chris Chetti has lost it! He floors Roadkill and starts raining down punches like a psycho! The referee tries to break it up...and gets thrown to one side. The referee is calling for the DQ! Chetti has caused a DQ through his hatred of Roadkill. Roadkill gives a murderous look toward Chris Chetti...and attacks! Chetti gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Roadkill leaves the ring having left Chetti down and out. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3 instead. Minor Notes: Chris Chetti lost overness from this match. Roadkill gained overness from this match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted January 29, 2003 Flik, we weren't suppose to start May till monday. It's 3 months a week, I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted January 29, 2003 That's what I figured. Shit, I haven't even posted my March results yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 29, 2003 Oh.... Whoopsie... Damn, sorry. I just got psyhic that I'm already at Cult. And after I had like everything go wrong with my TWL, to everything going alright... Sorry guys. My bad... Sorry, it's just I'm doing so well ya know. It's kinda like a rush for me. That and really, booking one or two shows is like easy for me. Sorry about that! I won't post anything else till everyone gets to August~! Well, anything TWL. I'll still make comments from time to time though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted January 29, 2003 TAWC's April report... April 2nd, 2003 Took some initiative and implemented one of my ideas - Triple X, the stable of Nova, Derrick King, and Jason Lee. My whole idea was to do the X-Factor breakup on a higher scale, and with better workers. Pray it works. April 14th, 2003 Came up with a name for the next big event - TAWC Untamed. Brilliance. April 27th, 2003 Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Kelloggs Center in Flint, Minnesota, the Totally Awesome Wrestling Club is proud to present... TAWC: Untamed! Your hosts are Kristabel McDaniel and Ron Suicide Segment I TAWC Tag Team Championships Tag Team Match Sugar and Spice (Jason Sugarman and Lash LeRoux) d. One Night Stand © (Edward G. Xstasy and Ronnie D. Licious) Sugarman takes a headbutt from Ronnie D. Licious. Running knee lift from Ronnie D. Licious. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jason Sugarman comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Licious receives some punishment. Spear by Jason Sugarman. Tag to Lash LeRoux. LeRoux hits a dropkick on Ronnie D. Licious. LeRoux drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Licious tags out to Edward G. Xstasy. One Night Stand whip LeRoux into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Edward G. Xstasy hits a right hand on Lash LeRoux. Cover for a two count. Weak bodyslam by Xstasy. Tag to Ronnie D. Licious. Ronnie D. Licious scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but LeRoux is out just before the three count. LeRoux reverses a waistlock. LeRoux tags out to Jason Sugarman. Big clothesline on Licious. Ronnie D. Licious is in big trouble...Junkanoo!! 1....2....3! One Night Stand look like they aren't done...and they attack Sugar and Spice! After an exchange of blows, Sugarman and LeRoux are laid out in the ring. This one gets * rating and likes it. Segment Rating: 51%. Sadly, I think that's the highest segment ONS have been in. Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Tag Team titles have gained in image. Probably because I finally put the titles on Sugar and Spice. Segment II: Mike Rapada is idly backstage, when suddenly Nova and the Suicide Blondes ambush him! Jason Lee grabs Rapada under the leg, giving Mike a Dragon Screw as Derrick King attaches a neckbreaker! The three men raise their arms in X's, and Nova grabs the camera by the front. "You'd all better be ready, because this is Triple X and we're going to X-ecute every one of you." Nova smashes the side of the camera and it fades to snow... Segment Rating: 61%. Road Agent Notes: Mike Rapada gained overness from this segment. But... what about xXx? Segment III Singles Match Greg Pawluk w/Vanessa d. Jay Crimson Spine shattering vicious back suplex! Jay Crimson got absolutely creamed. Devastating Tiger Driver 91 very nearly crushes the neck of Crimson. Misawa is probably laughing with glee at the moment. Back suplex off the top rope, Crimson landed hard. Pin, but Crimson is out just before the three count. Vertical suplex by Greg Pawluk. There's a two count on the pin. Crimson backdrops Greg Pawluk out of a piledriver attempt. Hard impact russian legsweep by Crimson. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Tiger bomb by Jay Crimson, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Greg Pawluk elbows Jay Crimson in the face to break a hammerlock. Vicious snap suplex! Jay Crimson got whipped over hard. Vanessa is at ringside! Crimson wastes valuable time by yelling at Vanessa! Greg Pawluk takes advantage of the distraction and nails Crimson from behind! Jay Crimson gets knocked to the ground by Pawluk. Jay Crimson gets locked in the Pawluk's Submission! Submission victory! Crimson grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident. This one gets * rating and likes it. Segment Rating: 52%. This is encouraging... because Pawluk has had two straight 80%+ matches. I blame Vanessa for not getting him over. Road Agent Notes: None. Dammit. Segment IV: Vanessa and Greg Pawluk are in the back with Christian Connors. Vanessa: "My client, Greg Pawluk, is the best wrestler in the industry today, so all of you - Waterman, Crimson, Triple X - all of you better watch out, because this man is going straight to the top." Segment Rating: 68%. Road Agent Notes: Vanessa gained overness from this segment. Well, whoop-dee-doo. What about Pawluk, dammit? Segment V: Ron Suicide enters the ring and introduces the competitors for tonight's TAWC Clash Championship match. First, the challenger, he is Friar Funk! And the current Clash champion, Austin Lee! Suicide intros the WHEEL OF STIPS and allows Lee to spin the wheel. Lee oblidges... and it's an Iron Man match! Tonight, in the middle of the ring, Austin Lee defends his Clash championship against Friar Funk in an Iron Man match... and it's next! Segment VI TAWC Clash Championship Iron Man Match Austin Lee © d. Friar Funk Due to a snafu, I missed this one. Segment Rating: 41%. FUCK YOU FUNK! Segment VII TAWC Flyweight Championship Elimination Fatal Four Way Derrick King © d. Adam Windsor, Jason Lee, Jerry Slice Derrick hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Flying elbow from Derrick King. Hooks the leg for a two count. Derrick only gets knees on a splash. Windsor tags out to Jason Lee. Driven DDT by Jason Lee. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Derrick King charges, Lee moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Derrick walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Hard back suplex on Derrick. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Derrick powers out of a headlock. Derrick tags out to Jerry Slice. Slice crushes Lee with a big legdrop. Second rope flying axe handle, Lee goes down. Jason Lee ducks a clothesline attempt. Jason Lee hits a rolling kick on Slice. Tiger suplex on Slice, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, three count, it's over. Jason Lee pins Slice. Adam Windsor scores with a back heel kick on Lee. Adam Windsor hits a rolling kick on Lee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lightning kick by Windsor on Lee. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Lee counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Power drive elbow by Jason Lee. Tag to Derrick King. Springboard dropkick from Derrick King. Nicely done. Cover gets three. Derrick King pinned Windsor. Dropkick connects, Lee goes down. Derrick only gets knees on a splash. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Derrick is down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Jason Lee gets taken down out of nowhere. Derrick uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Derrick King moves in for the kill. Inverted Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! This one gets * rating and likes it. Segment Rating: 55% Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Flyweight title has gained in image. But not King, or Lee, or anybody. Motherfucker. Segment VIII: Your TAWC Clash Champion, Austin Lee, is in the back with Christian Connors. Lee promotes himself some more, issuing an open challenge to anybody who wants a shot at his Clash championship. Wonder who'll answer this... Segment Rating: 66% Road Agent Notes: Austin Lee gained overness from this segment. Lee can get over, but Pawluk can't. I blame Vanessa. Segment IX TAWC Heavyweight Championship Singles Match Nova © d. Damien Dropkick connects, Damien goes down. Damien takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Nova takes a headbutt from Damien. Damien whips Nova into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Powerbomb on Nova. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Nova backdrops Damien out of a piledriver attempt. Damien takes a flying neckbreaker from Nova. Flying reverse elbow by Nova. Cover for a two count. Tornado DDT from Nova, Damien got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Damien reverses a Nova hammerlock. Full nelson slam on Nova. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Nova counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Jason Lee comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Damien turns around.... and gets floored with a chair shot! What impact! Lee leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. Nova pins Damien. Nova and Lee beat away on Damien, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Segment Rating: 65%. Very nice from Nova. Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Heavyweight title has gained in image. Whoo, above where it started. And she said hallelujah. Overall Rating: A 58%. Not bad, but it would've been much better if not for the god-awful Funk/Lee affair. I have to blame Funk for this one, as Lee has put on some very good matches. Attendance: 405 people, down. Kinda surprising. Gate: $8100 even. Not horrible, at least. April 29th, 2003: Send a promo tape to America One. They turn me down and they fucking die. May 1st, 2003: America One fucking dies. Signed Jet Jaguar, who will when the title from Nova upon the Jason Lee turn that has been oh-so-hinted at. BOUGHT OUT CZDUB~! END OF THE MONTH REPORT Public Image: 65% (+1%) Finances: $1,804,200 (-$1,745,400) Injuries: Aaron Bray is out for the next nine months with a broken leg. Jackoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted January 30, 2003 PWE Report for March 2003 Hired:Dangerous Dave as a manager for Overboyz and Josh Cody. Fired:Tommy Cairo PWE Ides Of March Results: Dangerous Dave is backstage with Overboyz. Dangerous Dave wanted to tear Kappa Tappa Kegga a new one. Overboyz stood menacingly in the back. 51%, Dangerous Dave and Joey Corman gain overness. Samir sits in the background playing with Masters of the Universe figures. JP \ Marvin vs M-Dogg \ Wylde : Kick from M-Dogg 20 to the leg. Hard back suplex on JP. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? There's a two count on the pin. M-Dogg tags out to Derek Wylde. M-Dogg \ Wylde whip JP into the corner. M-Dogg 20 whips Derek Wylde in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Josh Prohibition ducks a clothesline attempt. Super frankensteiner on Wylde, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Ricky Marvin. Marvin crushes Wylde with a running senton. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Wylde takes a flying neckbreaker from Ricky Marvin. Derek Wylde powers out of a Ricky Marvin headlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Wylde tags out to M-Dogg 20. M-Dogg hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Marvin tags out to Josh Prohibition. M-Dogg hits a dropkick on Josh Prohibition. M-Dogg 20 floors Josh Prohibition...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Leap of Faith! 1....2....3. I'll give a 1\2 star rating. 46% (25%, 80%). Again, I rely on this to be a showstealer, and a measly half star. So much for workrate meaning something. Kappa Tappa Kegga vs Overboyz : Corman tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Andy Jaxx hits a crap missile dropkick on Corman. Cover for a two count. Jaxx tags out to Curt Daniels. Kappa Tappa Kegga whip Corman into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Stun Gun from Curt Daniels! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Cover for a two count. Corman gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Daniels. Joey Corman powers out of a Curt Daniels headlock. Vicious kick to the teeth from Joey Corman. Corman tags out to Samir. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Spinning bulldog in the corner, Daniels is down. Curt Daniels comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag between Curt Daniels and Andy Jaxx. Back heel kick from Jaxx on Samir, missed by miles. Andy Jaxx with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Andy Jaxx strikes Samir. Samir counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Jaxx is down. Dangerous Dave is at ringside! Jaxx wastes valuable time by yelling at Double D! Samir takes advantage of the distraction and nails Jaxx from behind! Andy Jaxx is in trouble. Moonsault!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Dangerous Dave is still in the ring. He signals for the Dangerous Drop! Running down the aisle comes Vanessa! She slides in the ring...right into an attack by Double D! Vanessa slid right into an attack! Dangerous Dave beats away at Vanessa and leaves her down and hurt. Double D has laid everyone out! Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1\2 star rating because i'm generous. 50% (34, 79). I put these two teams into a feud in the hopes of actually getting some decent ratings from these lower card guys. It went from 24 to 39 after this event, so I must be doing something right. Alcatraz vs Joe E Legend : Legend takes down Alcatraz in a positively thrilling moment. Alcatraz gets hip tossed by Legend. Right hand from Legend on Alcatraz. Legend flattens Alcatraz. Joe E Legend misses a clothesline. Hard back suplex on Legend. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Lightning kick by Alcatraz on Legend. There's a two count on the pin. Legend blocks a kick from Alcatraz. Joe E Legend scores with a poor face jam on Alcatraz. Cover for a two count. Diving headbutt from Legend, not much elevation. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Legend drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Kick from Alcatraz to the leg. Alcatraz misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Joe E Legend uses an armbreaker to take Alcatraz down. Alcatraz can barely stand. Here it comes - Powerbomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Slap a DUD on it, move on. 45% (34, 67). I blamed Cairo for last month's Hardcore Match fiasco with Alcatraz, but maybe it wasn't all his fault. Ron Waterman does a promo hyping his upcoming match with Nathan Jones. 62%, Waterman gains overness. PWE World Tag Team Titles) : Hunter B takes a headbutt from Doug Furnas. Furnas suplexes Hunter B to the canvas. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Phil LaFon. Can-Am Express hook up Hunter B, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. LaFon drives a thrust kick into the chest of Hunter B. LaFon only gets knees on a splash. Big clothesline from Hunter B. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Scott Vick. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Phil LaFon elbows Scott Vick in the face to break a hammerlock. Vertical suplex by Phil LaFon. LaFon tags out to Doug Furnas. Chop from Furnas on Vick. Vick tags out to Headhunter B. Bodyslam by Furnas. Headhunter B is all alone...Lariat German Combo!! 1....2....3! This one gets * rating and likes it. 51% (42, 73). Furnas and Lafon, as well as the PWE Tag Titles, gain overness. People don't notice. HHB and Vick lose overness. Even less peple notice. Ron Waterman vs Nathan Jones : H2O gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Nathan J hits a stump piledriver on Ron Waterman, although it was quite weak in its execution. Cover for a two count. Ron Waterman avoids a Nathan Jones avalanche. H2O bodyslams Nathan Jones. Bodyslam by H2O. There's a two count on the pin. Ron Waterman scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Running knee lift from Ron Waterman. Nathan Jones powers out of a Ron Waterman headlock. Weak bodyslam by Nathan J. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nathan Jones turns H2O inside-out with a clothesline. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Ron Waterman takes a right hand to the temple from Nathan J. H2O hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Ron Waterman fights out of a grapple. Back elbow connects, Nathan J staggers backward. Death valley driver by Ron Waterman, Nathan Jones is down and hurt. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ! I don't think the fight has finished. Ron Waterman and Nathan J have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. I'll be damned, my two HOSSES~! have put on the best match thus far. Maybe JR knows what he's talking about after all. Then again, probably not. 56% (48, 78). This feud went from 47 to 63 after this event. Johnny Kashmere vs Air Paris : Kick from Johnny Kashmere to the leg. Dropkick connects, Paris goes down. Paris takes a flying neckbreaker from Johnny Kashmere. Johnny Kashmere hits a rolling kick on Paris. Paris reverses a Johnny Kashmere hammerlock. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Kashmere. Flying reverse elbow by Air Paris. Cover for a two count. Johnny Kashmere ducks a clothesline attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Paris is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Paris goes down. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Kashmere drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Standing leg lariat by Air Paris on Kashmere. Kashmere counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Kashmere uses a basement dropkick to the knee. David Flair comes running down the aisle with a chair! Kashmere and Air Paris continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. David Flair slides in and blasts Air Paris with a chair to the head! D.Flair climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Johnny Kashmere has Air Paris down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Missile Dropkick, forget about it. 1....2...3! David Flair has a chair. Air Paris stands up...and gets floored by a shot to the head. Another two shots smack down across his back, leaving him unmoving on the canvas. D.Flair sets the chair up, then picks up Air Paris. He gets whipped into the ropes...and then drop toe holded, sending him face first into the chair! David Flair has left Paris down and bloodied in the ring after a brutal assault! I'll give it a *1\2 rating. The Kashmere Project (why does that sound like the name of a porno?) continues, as he gains overness from this match. 56% (48, 78). Spanky vs Mike Sanders (For The PWE World Title) : Spanky takes a back suplex. Sanders drives a forearm into the chest of Spanky. Spanky tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Sanders drives a thrust kick into the chest of Spanky. Spanky counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Driven DDT by Spanky. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Super frankensteiner on Sanders, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Sanders powers out of a headlock. Tiger bomb by Mike Sanders, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Cover for a two count. Spanky gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Spanky reverses a waistlock. Kick from Spanky to the leg. Spanky misses a clothesline. Gut buster, Spanky hits hard. Mike Sanders ducks a Spanky clothesline and does a quick roll up. Sanders has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Mike Sanders leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Sanders has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Spanky to look for revenge. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating. Even with my main event feud, I'm yet to craack the dreaded star and a half rating. 60% (63, 72). I'd hire some better workers, if there actually were some available. Anyhow, the PWE World Title gains image. The stats from the events have looked like they have the "EWR glitch" where they don't add up right. Great. Overall 54% 1028 attend for $20560 in tickets $720000 in merchandise PI up to 75% Rejected by Playboy Network Joey Corman wants to be hire up the card. Samir sulks behind him. Current finances $1988560. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 30, 2003 JP \ Marvin vs M-Dogg \ Wylde 46% (25%, 80%). Again, I rely on this to be a showstealer, and a measly half star. So much for workrate meaning something. Kappa Tappa Kegga vs Overboyz : 50% (34, 79). I put these two teams into a feud in the hopes of actually getting some decent ratings from these lower card guys. It went from 24 to 39 after this event, so I must be doing something right. Alcatraz vs Joe E Legend : 45% (34, 67). I blamed Cairo for last month's Hardcore Match fiasco with Alcatraz, but maybe it wasn't all his fault. Ron Waterman does a promo hyping his upcoming match with Nathan Jones. 62%, Waterman gains overness. PWE World Tag Team Titles) : 51% (42, 73). Furnas and Lafon, as well as the PWE Tag Titles, gain overness. People don't notice. HHB and Vick lose overness. Even less peple notice. Ron Waterman vs Nathan Jones : I'll be damned, my two HOSSES~! have put on the best match thus far. Maybe JR knows what he's talking about after all. Then again, probably not. 56% (48, 78). This feud went from 47 to 63 after this event. Johnny Kashmere vs Air Paris : The Kashmere Project (why does that sound like the name of a porno?) continues, as he gains overness from this match. 56% (48, 78). Spanky vs Mike Sanders (For The PWE World Title) : Even with my main event feud, I'm yet to craack the dreaded star and a half rating. 60% (63, 72). I'd hire some better workers, if there actually were some available. Anyhow, the PWE World Title gains image. The stats from the events have looked like they have the "EWR glitch" where they don't add up right. Great. Overall 54% 1028 attend for $20560 in tickets $720000 in merchandise PI up to 75% Rejected by Playboy Network Joey Corman wants to be hire up the card. Samir sulks behind him. Current finances $1988560. Just so you know, your first match WAS a show stealer. Problem is, no one is considerably over. If they aren't over, it drastically hurts your product. Hence why I disregarded known talent (unless they were talented) for my fed as I realised that probably overness of 20 at Regional would react just the same as overness of 20. No one really cares about these people. Besides you and every other Regionalist... And of course my Cultest self as well. Oh, and just so you know, putting any person in a feud it at least takes 8 wins on both workers (or just a flat out romp of 15[heel] to 1[face]) before any feuds can be ended... So really don't start feuds till you get a TV show... Makes life simplier. Hell, I've even got a TV show and I'm not using feuds. I'd recommend not using feuds unless you REALLY wanna to push someone up your organization. Do not blame Alcatraz for any problems you are having. Trust me. Just get his overness up somewhat, and he'll be doing fine. He's a staple of my midcarders and a member of one my better tag teams (tagging up with JC Ice [not to be confused with Jamie Dundee, the guy with the nickname JC Ice]). Besides, hardcore matches are hard to get great quality matches from. Getting a 67 is somewhat of a blessing in itself. Ron Waterman is a blessing. Give him a belt and he'll make sure that every championship match is a wonder. Oh and Nathan Jones is a pretty decent worker actually... Although, as soon as you can find someone more feesable, ditch Nathan Jones. Sounds cruel, I know, but really, you can get better people instead of him. Ah... Can-Am Express... Not really that great of a tag team, but meh. And when I mean great, I'm talking about charisma. Yet, Can-Am Express are very experienced in what they do. They'll carry your tag division. ...um, Ron Waterman actually carried Nathan Jones. Trust me. You put Nathan Jones with someone who doesn't have great talent, and it won't work. Actually, when you said Kashmere Project, I kinda was thinking of a stable, not Kashmere. Both guys are good, and I think they'll help you build your company to better heights. *flashback to my TWL* Ah... Dear beloved Spanky... How you help my company grow!!! AND MIKE SANDERS CAN GO TO HELL THAT CHEAP BASTARD SIGNING WITH NWATNA!!! YOU BASTARD!!! *end flashback* Well, I'm glad that your main event went ahead and did what it was supposed to. Be a success that is. Looks like a great main event you've got. You've got a good company so far. Keep up the great work! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 31, 2003 There's two wrestlers in EWR that I'd like to bring up and tell everyone about. One's named Jamie Dundee, and the other is named JC Ice. Well, besides a few slight differences like Dundee being better in two categories and Dundee was also employed; as far as I can tell it's the EXACT SAME PERSON!!! Seriously. Both guys have the Spinning Wheel Kick as their first finished. DDT as their second finisher, their age being the exact same and weight class ... hell! Jamie Dundee's nickname is JC Ice. Anyone find two exact wrestlers like that? I mean, that's kinda a weird mix up. Reason I bring this up, is I hired both of them. I kinda just found this out while I was messing about with my latest TV show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Jamie Dundee IS JC Ice. I guess Ryland thought he was two different people. He's the son of Bill Dundee, and is notable for being a part of the PG-13 tag team with Wolfie D (Slash in NWA:TNA). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Ah... I see. Yet, why are both of them with different stats? That doesn't make any sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Maybe he just makes up stats for people he don't know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
