Official EWR Contest Thread

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Perhaps... Oh well. At least I know that both of them are great wrasslers to my roster.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

EWR April News and Notes:

 

PEW Vicious Intent:

 

Ron Waterman has come down to the ring, looking angry. He grabs a chair and takes a seat in the center of the ring. H2O: 'I'm not leaving this ring until i start getting some respect around here!' Out from the back comes Nathan Jones. Ron Waterman stands up as Nathan J enters the ring...and they immediately start brawling! Chaos reigns. A hoarde of referees, officials, and other wrestlers run down to drag them apart.

 

Overall:61%, Waterman gains overness.

 

M-Dogg 20 vs Josh Prohibition : Flying elbow from Josh Prohibition. JP crushes M-Dogg with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. M-Dogg counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. JP walks into a high dropkick from M-Dogg 20. Driven DDT by M-Dogg 20. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Cover for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from M-Dogg 20. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. JP takes a flying neckbreaker from M-Dogg 20. Josh Prohibition pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. JP crushes M-Dogg with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. M-Dogg walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Second rope flying axe handle, M-Dogg goes down. Stiff high kick on M-Dogg by Josh Prohibition who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. M-Dogg powers out of a headlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Springboard dropkick from M-Dogg 20. Nicely done. M-Dogg 20 has Josh Prohibition down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Leap of Faith!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. M-Dogg 20 offers a handshake to JP...and he accepts it! No! Josh Prohibition levels M-Dogg with a cheap shot right hand! Josh Prohibition hits the T-Bone Suplex! M-Dogg 20 has been floored after the match. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

 

Overall:52% (25, 79)

 

Can-Am Express vs Villanos vs Kappa Tappa Kegga vs Overboyz (For The PWE World Tag Team Titles) : Spin kick by Samir to the face. Samir crushes Furnas with a big legdrop. Tag to Curt Daniels. Curt Daniels snap suplexes Furnas...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Curt Daniels snap suplexes Furnas. Daniels tags out to Andy Jaxx. Furnas gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Jaxx. Furnas tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Furnas counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Fallaway slam by Doug Furnas. Tag between Doug Furnas and Phil LaFon. Delayed brainbuster suplex, LaFon held that one for ages. Cover gets three. Phil LaFon pinned Jaxx. Vil IV hits a dropkick on Phil LaFon. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Villano IV with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Vil IV tags out to Villano V. Villanos whip LaFon into the corner. Villano IV whips Villano V in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Back heel kick from Vil V on LaFon, missed by miles. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Phil LaFon fights out of a grapple. Tag between Phil LaFon and Joey Corman. Joey Corman hits a rolling kick on Vil V. Springboard dropkick from Joey Corman. Nicely done. Tag between Joey Corman and Samir. Overboyz whip Vil V into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Samir defeats Vil V. Samir uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Samir crushes Furnas with a running senton. Furnas blocks the suplex attempt. Fallaway slam by Doug Furnas. Spear by Doug Furnas. Cover for a two count. Tag between Doug Furnas and Phil LaFon. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, Samir hits hard. Samir blocks the suplex attempt. Tag between Samir and Joey Corman. Diamond Dust from Joey Corman, LaFon is out. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? LaFon blocks the suplex attempt. Belly to belly suplex by LaFon. Doug Furnas moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Spinebuster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

 

Overall:55% (36, 75) The PWE World Tag Team Titles have gained in image.

 

Mike Sanders is backstage. He was building up the feud with Spanky. Good plan.

 

Overall:69%

 

Ricky Marvin vs Jayson Reign : Kick from Ricky Marvin to the leg. Standing leg lariat by Ricky Marvin on Reign. Driven DDT by Ricky Marvin. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Jayson Reign powers out of a Ricky Marvin headlock. Driven DDT by Jayson Reign. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Marvin takes a hurrancarana from Jayson Reign. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jayson Reign misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Lightning kick by Marvin on Reign. There's a two count on the pin. Tornado DDT from Ricky Marvin, Reign got planted. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Jayson Reign pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Jayson Reign strikes Marvin. Ricky Marvin comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Reign takes a flying neckbreaker from Ricky Marvin. Reign scores with a forearm, sending Marvin down into the corner. The referee pulls Jayson Reign away to get the break. Wait! Marvin has pulled something out of his tights. Jayson Reign walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

 

Overall:60 (39, 81)

 

Ron Waterman is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Nathan Jones. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two.

 

Overall:60%, Waterman gains overness.

 

Johnny Kashmere vs Chris Hamrick : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Kashmere takes a hurrancarana from Chris Hamrick. Cover for a two count. Johnny Kashmere pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Hamrick walks into a high dropkick from Johnny Kashmere. Kashmere uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Johnny Kashmere. Nicely done. Pin, but Hamrick is out just before the three count. Hamrick takes a flying neckbreaker from Johnny Kashmere. Kashmere walks into a trip. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Kashmere is down. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Chris Hamrick. Pin, but Kashmere is out just before the three count. Second rope flying axe handle, Kashmere goes down. Chris Hamrick scores with a back heel kick on Kashmere. Kashmere pushes out of a Chris Hamrick hold. Second rope flying axe handle, Hamrick goes down. Tiger suplex on Hamrick, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Johnny Kashmere has Chris Hamrick down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Missile Dropkick! 1....2....3. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

 

Overall:60% (44, 77) Johnny Kashmere gained overness.

 

Air Paris vs David Flair : Running clothesline from David Flair, sloppily done. Powerslam from David Flair on Paris. There's a two count on the pin. Paris counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Air Paris strikes D.Flair. Spin kick by Air Paris to the face. Cover for a two count. Tornado DDT from Air Paris, D.Flair got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Driven DDT by Air Paris. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. David Flair avoids a Air Paris avalanche. Weak bodyslam by D.Flair. There's a two count on the pin. David Flair scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Paris gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Paris hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Air Paris powers out of a David Flair headlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Power drive elbow by Air Paris. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Air Paris knocks D.Flair to the outside, then signals for the Slingshot Legdrop. He reaches out of the ring for David Flair...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see D.Flair sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying David Flair, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

 

Overall:61% (56, 66)

 

Spanky \ H2O vs Sanders \ Nathan J : Gut buster, H2O hits hard. Vicious back suplex! Ron Waterman got nailed. Cover for a two count. Tag between Mike Sanders and Nathan Jones. Nathan J \ Sanders hook up H2O, then hit a double suplex. Running clothesline from Nathan Jones, sloppily done. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nathan Jones strikes Ron Waterman. Ron Waterman takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Death valley driver by Ron Waterman, Nathan Jones is down and hurt. Tag to Spanky. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Lightning kick by Spanky on Nathan J. Spanky walks into a trip. Tag between Nathan Jones and Mike Sanders. Spanky walks into a jaw breaker. Front legsweep slam by Mike Sanders, hit with precision. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Spanky gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Sanders. Spanky ducks a clothesline attempt. Flying reverse elbow by Spanky. Mike Sanders gets knocked to the ground by Spanky, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Sliced Bread #2! 1....2....3. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

 

Overall:63% (58, 69). Spanky and Waterman gain overness. Sanders loses overness.

 

Closing thoughts:

 

Ron Waterman seems like he'll be main eventing in no time. Between his ability to get over no matter what at this event, and his ongoing feud with Nathan Jones, he'll probably be the most over guy on my roster in no time.

 

I'm glad that Johnny Kashmere is doing so well. The "Kashmere Project" as I call it is coming along nicely.

 

This was my best event to date, with an overall of 60%!

 

After the show, Josh Prohibition, Joey Corman and Ricky Marvin all wanted to be moved higher up the card.

 

The show was attended by 1075 people, bringing in $21500 in ticket sales.

 

At the end of the month, I fired the Villanos, Scott Vick and Headhunter B. Why you ask? 1)To cut costs somewhat, since I keep losing money, and 2)XPW went under, so say hello to PWE stars Chris Chetti and Julio Dinero!

 

Alas, I was rejected AGAIN for TV, this time by KJLA. Bastards.

 

PI is up to 80%!

Finances are down to $1988560.

[Guest Mad Dog]

Is it too late to get in on this?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Is it too late to get in on this?

Ah hell no! You can join in if you want. You just have to follow these guidelines.

 

Taken from Tully316 in the Fantasy Booking Contest.

 

"All right....here's my idea (stealing from Zack Malibu's idea )

 

We each create a new promotion in File Editor with the following conditions:

 

Regional Level

75% Public Opinion

$3,000,000

Hard Setting

Business heading into a boom period (restart game if heading into bust)

No TV Deal

No Workers

No Staff

Cannot edit any worker's details

We can do three months each week, basically one year a month

We can start January 27th and post a status every Sunday or Monday

You can create as many titles as you want, and whatever type you want. (Edit: Was actually regulate to about 4 titles, seeing as that's about all you can support at the time.)

 

How does that sound? any suggested changes or differing opinions?"

 

Also, you are not allowed to steal wrestlers from other promotions till you work out of Regional. You can only get wrestlers off of free agency. Gotta make it past Regional to start stealing wrestlers.

 

Not sure but that should be it. Also you can't post more then three months of what's going on in your fed per week. As soon as Monday starts, you can post up another three months. And make sure you only post up three and don't be an idiot like me (I missed this rule, and have to wait till after this coming Monday [the Monday after] to start posting my TWL again).

 

...on a side note, July 28, 2003 is the date to beat to get to Cult level right now. As I got there. Just in case someone wants to make a run and see if they can get there before then, as I had.

[Guest Mad Dog]

International Wrestling Federation

 

Titles:

IWF World

IWF Tag Team

IWF North American

 

Staff:10

 

Singles Roster:

Air Paris

Aki Mann

American Kickboxer

Austin Lee

Chris Hamrick

Doc Dean

El Dandy

EZ Money

Fishman

Mike Sanders

Oz

Paul Roma

Psychic

Roadkill

Ron Waterman

Samir

Trajik

 

Tag Team Roster:

Armstrong Brothers (Brad & Steve)

Headhunters

Hotshots (Cassidy O' Reilly & Chase Stevens)

Kappa Tappa Kegga (Andy Jaxx & Curt Daniels)

Rock N Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)

[Guest Mad Dog]

Here's the first 2 months of news and results for me. Unfortunately my fed started in March for some reason. I'm doing this on two different computers so the results are going to be brief for the first two months.

 

March News:

Percy Pringle becomes the owner

Signed: Spanky

Released: Paul Roma & Fishman

 

Unmerciful Results:

Dark Match:

Austin Lee d. Aki Mann Rating: 1/2*

Austin Lee puts himself over in a promo. Gains overness

Mike Sanders d. Doc Dean Rating: *

Video for Rock N Roll Express both gain overness

Spanky wins a 20 Man Rumble by eliminating El Dandy to win the IWF North American Title

Mike Sanders puts himself over

Rock N Roll Express d. Headhunters to win the IWF Tag Team Titles Rating: *1/2

Roadkill hypes the upcoming match

Chris Hamrick d. Air Paris, Roadkill & Ron Waterman to win the IWF World Title Rating: **

 

Overall: 60%

 

End of the Month:

Finances: 3085560

P.I. 76%

 

April News and Results:

 

NWATNA steals Roadkill

Signed: Bill Demott

 

Flooded Results:

Dark Match:

Austin Lee d. Doc Dean Rating: Dud

Austin Lee interview gains overness

Spanky d. Air Paris to retain the IWF North American Title Rating: *1/2

Mike Sanders hypes his match with Chris Hamrick

El Dandy d. EZ Money Rating:** El Dandy gains overness, EZ Money loses overness

Ron Waterman video. Waterman gains overness

Rock N Roll Express vs. Headhunters - Double DQ Rating: **

Spanky is being stalked

Chris Hamrick d. Mike Sanders to retain the IWF World Title Rating: **

 

Overall: 66%

 

Signed: Joey Corman

Released: Oz

 

Signed: Fantastic Frank

Released: Aki Mann

 

End of the Month:

Finances: 3113360

P.I. 77%

 

 

Thoughts:

The last few roster changes were getting cheap talent at the expense of some higher priced guys. I'm trying to cut some costs so I won't lose much money when I up my advertising to 50%.

 

So far I'm pleased with how it's going. Hopefully May will bring a Tv show with it.

 

I don't really know what to do with Mike Sanders as he could jump ship any minute. But in the mean time he'll be put to good use in getting over the other talent.

 

I have big plans for Austin Lee.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Here's the first 2 months of news and results for me.  Unfortunately my fed started in March for some reason.  I'm doing this on two different computers so the results are going to be brief for the first two months.

Proabably because today, or when you started the game in real life, it because Feb 1. EWR recognizes this, and thus you'll start the month after Feb (which would be March). Sucks, I know.

 

OH, and BTW, don't be thiking of getting a TV show till Cult level. No ones been able to get a show yet in Regional... Heck, I got my deal in Cult.

[Guest Mad Dog]

I played through till August today and I got a TV deal with America One at the beginning of July.

 

I'm at 91% PI in Regional

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

oh my god! I didn't quit!

 

Yes, that's right, even though I completed all of one month since we started, I am still in.

 

The reason for this is because I discovered that I got a TV deal at the beggining of March. It was just Regional Network, but I didn't think I'd get it, and had no kind of long term booking plan. [vince]a what?[/vince]

 

anyway, I'll try and skip the gory details of a long month.

 

ABW March

 

First off, I started feuds since I had a show to work with:

 

- Ultimo/Psicosis

- Rosey/Mike Sanders

- Anthony Durante/Mr. Black

- Ebbesan/Men's Teoh

- Air Paris/Lash Leroux

 

SHOW 1

 

- Jonny Storm vs. Derrick King- 54% Kaz Hayashi turns face saving Storm from the wrath of King and his partner Jason Lee.

 

- Waterman talks about how he's going to gain overness after this interview. 58%

 

- Durante vs. Waterman - 64% Black buries Durante with a CHOKESLAM BAH GAWD

 

- Nick Dinsmore is being stalked. 67%, Dinsmore gets over.

 

- Mike Sanders patiently explains his greatness. 68%

 

- Spanky vs. Teoh - 67%. Ebessan saves Spanky from Nidia's wrath.

 

- Ivory and Nidia want to have a bikini contest, but Mr. Fairy Rainbow (Spiffy Sean Stylez) stops them. 74% and all 3 get over, plus Fairy turns heel and gets his name back. I'm going to hell for this.

 

- Ebessan vs. Air Paris for the newly created ABW TV title - 69%. Paris, Teoh, and a chair Cheat 2 Win. The title gains overness.

 

- Sanders and Rosey glare at eachother. 81%

 

- Ivory talks about asses Ultimo will kick. 77%, Ivory gains over.

 

- Ultimo vs. Psicosis. 83%, these two are fucking good.

 

Overall rating 70%, TV rating .80

 

After the show I find out Psicosis and Ultimo are at 75 over for having such a sweet ass match. Cool.

 

Then I find out McMahons Inc. stole Men's Teoh. Fuckers.

 

I bitterly pick up Funaki and insert him in the Ebessan feud. Plus, I start a Spanky/Spiffy feud. Loser has to call himself "Mike" for a month.

 

SHOW 2

 

- Suicide Blondes vs. Kaz/Storm for the new ABW tag titles. 56%, Blondes win, titles lose overness. I agree.

 

- Waterman talks about his grandma. 73%, gains overness

 

- Waterman vs. Shelton Benjamin. 61%, Shelton wins, and then he and a chair kick Waterman's ass. WHAT'S THIER RELATIONSHIP?!?!

 

- Spiffy talks about god knows what. 68%, gains overness.

 

- Dinsmore continues to be stalked. 65%

 

- Nidia introduces her latest man-toy, Funaki. 56%

 

- Lash and Spanky make fun of thier opponent's names. Hmmmm. 71%, both go over.

 

- Paris/Spiffy vs. Lash/Spanky. 67%, standard mix and match tag crap.

 

- Durante vs. Rosey. 69%, Rosey continues the thrashing.

 

- Nidia talks about Funaki's enormous penis, having known him for nearly an hour now. 78%, Nidia gains overness.

 

- Ultimo vs. Funaki. 74%, Psicosis shows up and Ultimo jobs like a nice old man.

 

Overall rating 67%, TV rating .80

 

I reluctantly start a Blondes/Kaz and Storm feud.

 

SHOW 3

 

- Jason Lee talks about himself. This is in direct response whining about being too high up the card. I hope they threw food at his ass. 57%

 

- King vs. Kaz, Lee attacks, Storm saves, 52%.

 

- Waterman talks about his car. 69%, gains overness.

 

- Dinsmore is still doing this "stalked" bit. 66%.

 

- New Commisioner Stephanie McIvory walks into her office. [Truman Show]Thaaaaat's Amazing![/Truman Show]. 74%, gains overness.

 

- Ivory tells Spiffy he has to fight Ultimo. 81%, both go over.

 

- Lash talks shit about Paris. I hate mimes too. 81%, gains overness.

 

- Sanders makes lots of weird refernces to the word "job". 78%

 

- Sanders vs. Spanky. Sanders jobs. 68%.

 

- Ebessan vs. Rosey. Rosey jobs. 70%.

 

- Ultimo vs. Spiffy. Psicosis makes Ultimo lay down to a midcarder for the 2nd week in a row, poor bastard. 76%

 

Overall rating 70(!)%. TV rating .80

 

SHOW 3

 

- Kaz vs. Lee. Guess what happens. 56%

 

- Waterman talks about his dog. 60%, gains overness. Apparently his grandma was much more interesting.

 

- Nidia says Air Paris has an even bigger dick than Funaki. Is like Godzilla! - 76%, Paris goes over.

 

- Benjamin vs. Durante. Durante jobs. Than suffers CHOKESLAMS BAH GAWD from Black. 65%, Benjamin goes over.

 

- Dinsmore still hasn't figured out this "someone's following you" thing. 63%.

 

- Ebessan vs. Paris for the TV title. Paris cheats again. 70%, title gets over.

 

- Ivory ask Benjamin if he's turning heel. Benjamin says she doesn't know what she's talking about, then pokes her in the eye and pulls her tights. 76%, both gain overness.

 

- Rosey makes excuses just in case, by some weird chance, he loses this match. 72%

 

- Dinsmore vs. Rosey. Dinsmore wins. No way! 66%.

 

- Ivory says Ultimo will whip Psicosis like a little bitch. 84%, Ivory gains overness.

 

- Psicosis vs. Spanky. 74%, Spanky wins due to Nidia's stupidity.

 

Overall rating 69%, TV rating .80

 

Do you save your worst effort for the most crucial times? I do!

 

ABW March Madness

 

- Dark match- Lash Leroux's thick accent vs. a microphone and an English-speaking audience. 75%, gains overness. Huh.

 

- Kaz/Storm vs. Suicide Blondes. Kaz and Storm win the titles, and the titles lose more prestige. 50%

 

~*~ The crowd is appalled that I would shovel them that shit on a big show, and respond accordingly, shoveling shit on everything I try to do for the rest of the night ~*~

 

- Dinsmore vs. Black. Durante kills Black with a powerbomb. 58%.

 

- The stalker is revealed to be...Shelton Benjamin! He turns heel. 63%

 

- Shelton vs. Durante. Shelton wins, but then Dinsmore smears his brain all over a chair. 60%

 

- Spanky vs. Spiffy. Spiffy cheats. 66%

 

- Sanders vs. Rosey. They brawl to a double DQ. Oh yeah, and they SUCK AT IT. 54%

 

- Lash vs. Paris. Nidia cheats. 63%

 

- Ultimo vs. Psicosis. They save a hideous show, as usual. 77%. They get their customary "awesome match" bonus points after the show.

 

Overall rating 64%.

 

1,048 people showed up to make me $20,960.

 

Since my TV show is on Wendsday, I had one on the 31st.

 

As you may have gathered, Dinsmore and Shelton are now feuding.

 

SHOW 5

 

- Ivory tells everyone that they should cheer for Kaz and Storm, even though you hate them. 76%, Ivory and Kaz go over.

 

- We see a video shot by Waterman's grandma that shows his dog sleeping in his car. 86?!?! What the fuck?

 

- Spiffy throws a fireball at Spanky. Ha! 70%, Spanky goes over. Sure didn't sound like it, but whatever.

 

- Lash rags on Paris. 82%, gains overness.

 

- Ebessan vs. Paris for the TV title, for the 3rd time. Guess what happens. (Hint: Look at the first 2). 70%, title gains prestige.

 

- Nidia says Funaki will rule Ebessan. 72%, Funaki goes over.

 

- Ivory says Ebessan will rule Funaki. 87%, Ivory goes over.

 

- Sanders beats the shit out of Rosey, except this time, it turns him face. 72%, Sanders goes over.

 

- Sanders vs. Funaki. Rosey's revenge. 67%

 

- Dinsmore vs. Psicosis. I job Psicosis because I'm worried he'll be stolen he's so damn over. 73%

 

- Shelton vs. Ultimo. See above. 76%.

 

Overall rating 75% (?!?), TV rating .80

 

So I follow my worst show with my best show? Ok.

 

So for March, I made $275,420, giving me a tad over 3 mil.

 

My PI is at 79%, a nice jump from 71 after my first show.

 

I raised my production to 55. I raised my advertising to 45. I hired 2 writers. One is named Banky Edwards. That does not bode well.

 

The bad news is I got a 2nd TV show, on TSN Fridays. This is bad, because it may take me a month to get to April. Possibly more. But I'll try.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

"I played through till August today and I got a TV deal with America One at the beginning of July.

 

I'm at 91% PI in Regional" by Mad Dogg

 

 

 

"oh my god! I didn't quit!

 

Yes, that's right, even though I completed all of one month since we started, I am still in.

 

The reason for this is because I discovered that I got a TV deal at the beggining of March. It was just Regional Network, but I didn't think I'd get it, and had no kind of long term booking plan. [vince]a what?[/vince]

 

anyway, I'll try and skip the gory details of a long month.

 

 

The bad news is I got a 2nd TV show, on TSN Fridays. This is bad, because it may take me a month to get to April. Possibly more. But I'll try." by Smell the Ratings

Can I say I HATE YOU PEOPLE~! DAMMIT! GRRR!!!!

 

You basically took all my glorifiedness that I was doing the best!

 

...seriously though. I'm shocked you got TV deals. Mad Dogg, just because he's in Regional still (although on the verge of making Cult) cause I've never been able to get one.

 

As for you Smell the Ratings... How the hell did you get a TV deal with Regional Network? I couldn't get a single deal landed with a decent TV station if I wanted.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Ah, that's the trick. Regional Network isn't a decent network, it's a shitty network. The reason I got a .8 rating every time is because that's the highest possible rating you can get on that channel.

 

As for TSN, fuck knows how I got that one. And it remains to be seen how many times they'll let my guys throw fireballs at eachother before they cancel me.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Okey Dokey. Week 1 Results. First, a list of the people who wanted to do this...

 

Tully316

VanSiclen31

HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Raptor

JAxlMorrison

Scotsman

Smell The Ratings

Zack Malibu

El Satanico

The Superstar

DKnez

B-X

Lightning Flik

 

And the people who put up results are...

 

HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Lightning Flik

DKnez

VanSiclen31

Smell the Ratings

Raptor

Zack Malibu

 

7 out of 14...kinda bad, don't you think?

 

 

Anyway, here is everyones results from the end of April.

 

HollywoodSpikeJenkins: Hollywood Wrestling Federation

- Money: $ 2,857,140

- PI: 75

- TV show: No.

 

DKnez: National Championship Wrestling

- Money: $6,196,180

- PI: 73

- TV show: No.

 

Lightning Flik: Torment Wrestling League

- Money: - $516,840

- PI: 90~!

- TV show: No.

 

VanSiclen: Totally Awesome Wrestling Club

- Money: $1,804,200

- PI: 65

- TV show: No.

 

Zack Malibu: Pro Wrestling Enterprise

- Money: $1,988,560

- PI: 80

- TV show: No.

 

Mad Dog: International Wrestling Federation

(March and April since he started late)

- Money: $3,113,360

- PI: 77

- TV show: No.

 

Smell the Ratings: Already Bankrupt Wrestling

(In March)

- Money: "tad over 3 mil"

- PI: 79

- TV show: Yes.

 

There you have it. Thats all I can get from the shows posted. The top three are...

 

1. Already Bankrupt Wrestling - Smell the Ratings

2. National Championship Wrestling - DKnez

3. Pro Wrestling Enterprise - Zack Malibu

 

That comes from Money, and PI. If you think Im wrong, just say Im wrong, and I'll look over things.

 

Tomorrow is Monday (Febuary 3rd, 2003). Tomorrow, we start months May, June, and July, and end August 1st. Everyone, except Flik, who is probably in the year 2006 as we speak.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Tomorrow is Monday (Febuary 3rd, 2003). Tomorrow, we start months May, June, and July, and end August 1st. Everyone, except Flik, who is probably in the year 2006 as we speak.

Ah, no. Not really. I've actually slowed down my process. I'm currently just heading into my September Event actually.

 

Give me the rest of this week, and I'll be tearing up January 2004 (lol, I wish!). I've got mostly an idea of where I want to go, and how I want to get there. Just a problem of keeping my top six main eventers in the top end. Sucks that most of them are almost dropping back into Uppercarders... Ugh...

 

What's really weird is that the Sponsors are supposed to pay (by show) how ever much they are worth. That isn't the case. I found out that I'm only getting a monthly payment of what they are worth. So that's also hampering my progress as I'm just barely making enough money per month.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

PWE Results for May:

 

Joey Corman injured himself at a house show (broken leg, out 12 months). He and Samir got released. I ended their feud with Kappa Tappa Kegga off screen, and thankfully no one lost overness.

 

Signed Psychic as heel opener. Prepared M-Dogg 20 for a heel turn.

 

Results for PWE Mayday:

 

Spanky is backstage. He wanted to rip into Mike Sanders. That's a good way to build up to an eventual match.

 

74%, Spanky gains overness.

 

Wylde \ M-Dogg vs JP \ Marvin : Marvin takes a flying neckbreaker from M-Dogg 20. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Tag between M-Dogg 20 and Derek Wylde. Wylde \ M-Dogg whip Marvin into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Spin kick by Derek Wylde to the face. Hooks the leg for a two count. Standing leg lariat by Derek Wylde on Marvin. Wylde drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Tiger suplex on Wylde, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Tag to Josh Prohibition. Driven DDT by Josh Prohibition. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Wylde ducks a wild right hand. Wylde tags out to M-Dogg 20. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Power drive elbow by M-Dogg 20. Pin, but JP is out just before the three count. Kick from M-Dogg 20 to the leg. M-Dogg drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Spinning bulldog in the corner, M-Dogg is down. M-Dogg grabs Josh Prohibition for Derek Wylde, who swings...but JP ducks, and in a cruel twist of fate, the big punch floors M-Dogg. Irony is such a cruel mistress. Josh Prohibition moves in for the kill. T-Bone Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! M-Dogg 20 looks unhappy at that defeat. Derek Wylde walks over to say something...straight into a kick to the gut! Piledriver! Wylde got planted. M-Dogg leaves the ring. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

 

Ah, the dreaded *1/2 rating sticks with me. 59% (36, 82). M-Dogg 20 successfully turned heel, and gained overness from the turn.

 

Psychic vs Jayson Reign : Psychic scores with a back heel kick on Reign. Spinning back kick from Psychic. Psychic uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hard back suplex on Reign. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Jayson Reign powers out of a Psychic headlock. Psychic takes a flying neckbreaker from Jayson Reign. Lightning kick by Reign on Psychic. Hooks the leg for a two count. Reign only gets knees on a splash. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Reign is down. Cover for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Reign goes down. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Reign ducks a wild right hand. Jayson Reign strikes Psychic. Psychic counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Flying elbow from Psychic. Psychic has Jayson Reign down on the canvas. Rito Romero Special!!! Jayson Reign taps out! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

 

Decent debut for Psychic I suppose. 52% (26, 79). Reign loses, Psychic gains. But he already knew that.

 

Vanessa is backstage with Kappa Tappa Kegga. Vanessa wanted to tear Can-Am Express a new one. Kappa Tappa Kegga stood menacingly in the back.

 

70%. Vanessa and Andy Jaxx gain overness.

 

Can-Am Express vs Kappa Tappa Kegga (For The PWE World Tag Team Titles) : Curt Daniels walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from LaFon. Daniels gets caught with a short powerbomb from LaFon. Cover for a two count. Tag to Doug Furnas. Can-Am Express whip Daniels into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big clothesline on Daniels. Furnas only gets knees on a splash. Reverse DDT on Furnas. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Andy Jaxx. Andy Jaxx hits a crap missile dropkick on Furnas. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Andy Jaxx arm drags Furnas over. Doug Furnas elbows Andy Jaxx in the face to break a hammerlock. Amateur-style takedown from Doug Furnas, capitalising on that *huge* demand for amateur wrestling that we see every day. Tag between Doug Furnas and Phil LaFon. Belly to belly suplex by LaFon. Jaxx tags out to Curt Daniels. LaFon drives a thrust kick into the chest of Daniels. Can-Am Express have Curt Daniels to themselves. Lariat German Combo! 1....2....3! It's over. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

 

56% (38, 74). The PWE World Tag Team Titles have gained in image.

 

Johnny Kashmere vs Essa Rios vs Julio Dinero : Spinning back kick from Julio Dinero. Stiff high kick on Essa by Julio Dinero who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Kashmere counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Essa blocks the suplex attempt. Kashmere \ Essa whip Dinero into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Power drive elbow by Johnny Kashmere. Cover gets three. Johnny Kashmere pinned Dinero. Super frankensteiner on Essa, who hit hard. Essa blocks the suplex attempt. Tornado DDT from Essa Rios, Kashmere got planted. Hooks the leg for a two count. Essa drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Kashmere crushes Essa with a big legdrop. Essa Rios gets knocked to the ground by Kashmere, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Missile Dropkick, forget about it. 1....2...3! It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

 

58% (41, 76). The Kashmere Project marches on...

 

 

Ron Waterman vs Nathan Jones : Nathan J gets slammed onto a trash can, squashing it. Ron Waterman hits a bulldog off the ropes. Nathan J reverses a Ron Waterman hammerlock. Nathan Jones hits H2O. H2O gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but H2O stands up. Nathan J hits H2O with a plastic dinosaur. Nathan J slams Ron Waterman down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Ron Waterman pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Nathan J walks into a spike slam. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but Nathan J stands up. Massive lariat, apparently H2O has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. The referee gets to a seven count....and Nathan Jones gets back up. Big clothesline on Nathan J. Ron Waterman drives a table into Nathan J. H2O walks into a trip. Ron Waterman takes a right hand to the temple from Nathan J. Nathan J DDTs Ron Waterman. Nathan Jones moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Choke Slam. The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

 

HOSSES COLLIDE~! Seriously, these two have been one of the best parts of my show. 65% (63, 68)

 

Air Paris vs Chris Chetti : Paris hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Spinning back kick from Air Paris. Spin kick by Air Paris to the face. Chetti takes a flying neckbreaker from Air Paris. Air Paris gets taken down out of nowhere. Chris Chetti hits a rolling kick on Paris. Chetti crushes Paris with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. Chetti drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Paris crushes Chetti with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. Chetti walks into a face crusher variation. Pin, but Chetti is out just before the three count. Chris Chetti ducks a clothesline attempt. Standing leg lariat by Chris Chetti on Paris. Chris Chetti misses a clothesline. Spin kick by Air Paris to the face. Air Paris floors Chris Chetti. Slingshot Legdrop! 1....2....3. Air Paris offers a handshake to Chetti...and he accepts it! No! Chris Chetti levels Paris with a cheap shot right hand! Chris Chetti hits the Amityville Horror! Air Paris has been floored after the match. **1\2 rating for a decent contest.

 

Great debut for Chetti, as I'm pretty sure he's put on the best PWE match thus far. 67% (58, 76).

 

Spanky vs Mike Sanders (For The PWE World Title) : Sanders takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. Super kick by Spanky. There's a two count on the pin. Spanky walks into a trip. Belly to belly suplex by Sanders. Mike Sanders snap suplexes Spanky...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Cover for a two count. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Sanders held that one for ages. Pin, but Spanky is out just before the three count. Big dropkick by Mike Sanders, who got good elevation. Mike Sanders gets taken down out of nowhere. Lightning kick by Spanky on Sanders. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Spanky. Nicely done. Pin, but Sanders is out just before the three count. Spanky hits a dropkick on Mike Sanders. Spinning back kick from Spanky. Spanky walks into a trip. Big dropkick by Mike Sanders, who got good elevation. Spanky gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. Spanky is in trouble. 3.0! 1....2....3. Spanky leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Mike Sanders comes running as well, and Spanky gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating.

 

I take that back, Chetti. THIS was the best PWE match so far. 72% (72, 72). The PWE World Title has gained in image.

 

Overall for the show:63%

 

$25940 in ticket sales.

$720000 in merchandise.

 

Money $1527000

Took out $1 million loan.

PI up to 90%!?!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

May 3, 2003: In a move that will probably cost me in the long run, I bumped my advertising to 100%. I call this move, "Fuck it, I can spare 500k."

 

May 25, 2003

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the TAWC is proud to present...

 

TAWC: Deathblow

 

Your hosts are Kristabel McDaniel and Ron Suicide.

 

Dark Match

Singles Match

Mitch Paradise d. Jerry Slice

Paradise snapmares Jerry Slice. Forearm to the face from Paradise on Slice. Paradise hits a quick kick on Slice. There's a two count on the pin. Flying elbow from Mitch Paradise, barely hitting the target. There's a two count on the pin. Jerry Slice elbows Mitch Paradise in the face to break a hammerlock. Spinning back kick from Jerry Slice. Cover for a two count. Super kick by Jerry Slice. Slice drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Flying knee to the face from Mitch Paradise. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Paradise whips Slice into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Jerry Slice floors Paradise, then signals for the Tornado DDT. Meanwhile, Mitch Paradise has something in his hands. Slice comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Mitch Paradise slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Slice to get some payback. Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1 star rating because i'm generous.

Segment Rating: 46%. I deserve that.

Road Agent Notes: Mitch Paradise gained overness from this match.

Whoo. Maybe his ass will get over.

 

Segment I: Ron Suicide enters the ring, and introduces the competitors for tonight's Clash title match - Austin Lee and Jet Jaguar! Yeah, I decided to cut ol' Jet's push off at the knees. Sue me. Lee spins the wheel of stips... and we get a Submissions match! Submissions match, Lee v. Jaguar... and it's next!

 

Segment II

Submissions Match

TAWC Clash Championship

Austin Lee © d. Jet Jaguar

Lee hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Spin kick by Austin Lee to the face. Jaguar powers out of a headlock. Jaguar uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Stiff high kick on Lee by Jet Jaguar who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Austin Lee powers out of a Jet Jaguar headlock. Flying reverse elbow by Austin Lee. Lee floors Jet Jaguar. There is the Crimson Cloverleaf! Submission! Jet Jaguar gives a murderous look toward Austin Lee...and attacks! Lee gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Jaguar picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Segment Rating: 54% Deserved that too.

Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Clash title has gained in image. Thank you, Austin Lee.

 

Segment III: Sugar and Spice are chilling idly backstage... when suddenly they bump into the Backseat Boyz! Kashmere and Acid stare at Sugarman and LeRoux. Acid gestures at S&S' belts, and Kashmere gestures at his and Acid's waists. It's obvious what they're insinuating here.

Segment Rating: 61% Finally, something below average instead of fucking miserable. (Y)!

Road Agent Notes: Jason Sugarman gained overness from this segment. Johnny Kashmere gained overness from this segment. Trent Acid gained overness from this segment. Whoo.

 

Segment IV

Tag Team Match

Eddie Valentine and Chris Stylez d. Rob Conway and the Messiah

Big forearm by Rob Conway, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Conway hits a spinning back kick. There's a two count on the pin. Stylez powers out of a headlock. Conway walks into a high dropkick from Chris Stylez. Flying reverse elbow by Chris Stylez. Tag to Eddie Valentine. Eddie Valentine snap suplexes Conway...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Eddie Valentine misses a clothesline. Tag to The Messiah. Rob Conway scoops up Valentine. Messiah bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Back elbow connects, Valentine staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spinebuster by The Messiah. Messiah tags out to Rob Conway. Rob Conway blasts Valentine with a rather-less-than-super kick. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Eddie Valentine fights out of a grapple. Tag between Eddie Valentine and Chris Stylez. Driven DDT by Chris Stylez. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Rob Conway can barely stand. Neckbreaker! 1....2....3. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

Segment Rating: 62% How this is my segment of the night escapes me.

 

Segment V

Singles Match

GQ d. Mike Rapada

GQ uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Big forearm by GQ, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. GQ snap suplexes Rapada. There's a two count on the pin. Hard impact russian legsweep by GQ. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. There's a two count on the pin. Mike Rapada reverses a hip toss. GQ receives some unexciting punishment. There's a two count on the pin. Mike Rapada DDTs GQ, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. GQ takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Front legsweep slam by GQ, hit with precision. Mike Rapada gets knocked to the ground by GQ, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Frog Swanton!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Mike Rapada extends his hand to GQ...but it is ignored! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Segment Rating: 64%. Movin' right on up, baby.

 

Segment VI: Vanessa and Greg Pawluk are backstage, and Greg Pawluk is the man. So sez Vanessa.

Segment Rating: 64% Velvet tongues equal ratings.

Road Agent Notes: Vanessa gained overness from this segment. Greg Pawluk gained overness from this segment. Finally the bastard's getting over.

 

Segment VII

Tag Team Match

TAWC Tag Team Championships

Sugar and Spice © d. Backseat Boyz via disqualification

Kashmere receives some punishment. Running knee lift from Jason Sugarman. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sugarman tags out to Lash LeRoux. Sugar and Spice whip Kashmere into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. Flying elbow from Lash LeRoux. Kashmere kicks Lash LeRoux in the gut to reverse the momentum. Super kick by Johnny Kashmere. There's a two count on the pin. Kashmere tags out to Trent Acid. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Acid uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Lash LeRoux fights out of a grapple. Lash LeRoux hits a rolling kick on Acid. Tag to Jason Sugarman. Acid takes a headbutt from Jason Sugarman. Acid tags out to Johnny Kashmere. Rude Awakening on Johnny Kashmere by Sugarman. Kashmere whips Sugarman into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Jason Sugarman knocks Kashmere to the outside, then signals for the Sugar Smack. He reaches out of the ring for Johnny Kashmere...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Kashmere sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Johnny Kashmere, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. The fight has started up again! Backseat Boyz attacks Sugar and Spice, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Segment Rating: 61% I'm on a roll, don't let it bite.

Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Tag Team titles have gained in image.

 

Segment VIII

Ladder Match

TAWC Flyweight Championship

Adam Windsor d. Derrick King ©

Adam Windsor strikes Derrick. Windsor hits a face jam on Derrick King onto the ladder. Windsor uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Adam Windsor hits a rolling kick on Derrick. Derrick pushes out of a Adam Windsor hold. Derrick King blasts Windsor with a slingshot into the ladder. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Windsor is down. Windsor ducks a wild right hand. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Tiger suplex on Derrick, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Derrick King elbows Adam Windsor in the face to break a hammerlock. Derrick King strikes Windsor. Adam Windsor takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Hard back suplex on Derrick. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Jason Lee comes running down the aisle with a chair! Derrick goes to irish whip Adam Windsor into the ropes. Lee jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Adam Windsor reverses! Collision between Lee, Derrick, and the chair! Derrick King falls to the canvas. Adam Windsor moves in for the kill. Superkick! Adam Windsor sets the ladder up and climbs it, grabbing the prize for the victory. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Segment Rating: 59% I thought it'd be higher, but the interference probably hurt it.

Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Flyweight title has gained in image.

 

Segment IX

Cage Match

TAWC Heavyweight Championship

Nova d. Ron Waterman

Ron Waterman throws Nova into the cage. Reverse DDT on Nova. Ron Waterman climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Nova! Nova blocks a punch. Flying elbow from Nova. Nova drives H2O into the cage side. H2O kicks Nova in the gut to reverse the momentum. Massive backbreaker, Nova got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Nova counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Power drive elbow by Nova. Death valley driver by Ron Waterman, Nova got planted. Ron Waterman goes to leave the cage by the door...but Derrick King appears at ringside and slams the door on his head! Nova takes the opportunity, and climbs out the door for the win! Nova slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for H2O to get some payback. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Segment Rating: 54%, the low rating was to be expected. Heel/heel don't draw.

 

Overall Rating: 59% The dark match hurt the most, as well as the Clash title match. Everything else worked very well, so hopefully I can find Lee a good opponent and improve the show greatly. Turning Paradise might be a solution.

Asses in the Seats: 431

Money in the bank: $8620

 

May 26, 2003: Sent a promo tape to SamuraiTV. WATCH me get turned down.

 

June 1st, 2003: Yep. Hope you were watching.

 

END OF THE MONTH REPORT

Public Image: 76% (+11%) The advertising jump really paid off.

Finances: $1216820 (-$587380) I'm thinking about scaling back now that I'm even with you lads.

Injuries: Same as always. You should know by now.

[Guest raptor]

ECWF Month Two:

 

- Pre Show Match: Erin Bray vs Lance Cade : Kick from Erin Bray to the leg. Cade reverses a Erin Bray hammerlock. Lance Cade uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Cade whips Bray into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Death valley driver by Lance Cade, Erin Bray is down and hurt. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Bray blocks a kick from Lance Cade. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Super kick by Erin Bray. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Cade, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Cade drops out the back of a Erin Bray bodyslam attempt. Bray walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Lance Cade misses a clothesline. Lance Cade is in trouble. Here it comes - Tiger Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. Slap a DUD on it, move on.

Winner: Erin Bray(41/23/59)

Road Agent: Bray gained overness

 

- Nova vs Air Paris (For The ECWF Crusierweight Title) : Nova scores with a back heel kick on Paris. Air Paris reverses a hip toss. Kick from Air Paris to the leg. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. DDT from the top rope by Air Paris. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Air Paris misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Nova uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Flying reverse elbow by Nova. There's a two count on the pin. Paris walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Paris drops out the back of a Nova bodyslam attempt. Paris crushes Nova with a running senton. Pin, but Nova is out just before the three count. Nova powers out of a headlock. Air Paris can barely stand. Here it comes - Kryptonite Krunch. 1....2...3, it's finished. Nova offers a handshake to Paris...but he spits at Nova and walks off! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

Winner: Nova (64/51/78)

 

-Higher Class vs Justice : Doug Basham snap suplexes Jindrak...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Massive lariat, apparently Nowinski has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Higher Class whip Jindrak into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Basham throws a ladder onto Sean O'Haire. Jindrak blocks the suplex attempt. Bodyslam by O'Haire. O'Haire rams Basham into a table. Death valley driver by Mark Jindrak, Christopher Nowinski got planted. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Sean O'Haire uses a forearm to the face. Sean O'Haire floors Doug Basham...and climbs the turnbuckles. Seanton Bomb!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Team Angle come running down into the ring. They nail Sean O'Haire from behind, then grab Jindrak and hit the Superkick/German Suplex! With him out of the way, the drag Sean O'Haire to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! Team Angle have destroyed Justice! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Winner: Justice (64/53/75)

 

-We are shown a music video \ highlight package of Sean O'Haire. (64)

 

- Steven Richards vs Nick Dinsmore : Stiff chop lights up Dinsmore. Nick Dinsmore pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Back suplex on Stevie, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Dinsmore whips Stevie into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Dinsmore hits a great swinging DDT on Steven Richards. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Stevie reverses a waistlock. Dinsmore gets slammed onto a trash can, squashing it. Stevie hits a stump piledriver on Nick Dinsmore. Cover for a two count. Lifting DDT by Steven Richards, looked good. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Dinsmore reverses a Steven Richards hammerlock. Dinsmore uses a table as a ram on Steven Richards. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dinsmore only gets knees on a splash. Steven Richards misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Nick Dinsmore knocks Stevie to the outside, then signals for the Crossface. He reaches out of the ring for Steven Richards...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Stevie sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

Winner: Steveb Richards (65/56/75)

 

- Jason Cross vs Seven : Spinning back kick from Jason Cross. Jason Cross scores with a back heel kick on Seven. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Driven DDT by Jason Cross. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Seven kicks Jason Cross in the gut to reverse the momentum. Seven slams Jason Cross down. Cross walks into a spike slam. There's a two count on the pin. Cross ducks a wild right hand. Super frankensteiner on Seven, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Diamond Dust from Jason Cross, Seven is out. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Seven drops out the back of a Jason Cross bodyslam attempt. Stiff chop lights up Cross. Cross powers out of a headlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Seven gets knocked to the ground by Cross, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, CrossFire! 1....2....3. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Winner: Jason Cross (53/34/73)

Road Agent: Cross gained overness, Seven lost overness

 

- Team Angle vs Suicide Blondes (For The ECWF Tag Team Titles) : Lee takes a headbutt from Shelton Benjamin. Big clothesline on Lee. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Charlie Haas. Team Angle hook up Lee, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Haas hits a dropkick on Jason Lee. Haas drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Haas is down. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Jason Lee and Derrick King. Derrick crushes Haas with a big legdrop. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flying elbow from Derrick King. Charlie Haas ducks a clothesline attempt. Hard impact russian legsweep by Haas. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Haas tags out to Shelton Benjamin. Back suplex on Derrick, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Tag between Derrick King and Jason Lee. Big clothesline on Lee. Eric Angle comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Jason Lee turns around.... Angle Slam!!! That shook the ring. Eric leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Shelton defeats Lee. Eric Angle is still in the ring. He signals for the Angle Slam! Their music hits, and out come Justice to make the save! They march down aisle, which causes Eric to swiftly exit the ring and leave through the crowd! Justice stopped Eric Angle from continuing his assault. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Winner: Team Angle(63/48/79)

 

-John Cena vs Lash LeRoux : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, John Cena uses a forearm to the face. LeRoux takes a headbutt from John Cena. Running knee lift from John Cena. Cena slams Lash LeRoux down. LeRoux backdrops John Cena out of a piledriver attempt. LeRoux hits a dropkick on John Cena. Super frankensteiner on Cena, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. John Cena powers out of a Lash LeRoux headlock. Nice piledriver on LeRoux. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by John Cena, Lash LeRoux is down and hurt. Hooks the leg for a close fall. LeRoux counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Standing leg lariat by Lash LeRoux on Cena. John Cena fights out of a grapple. Flying shoulder tackle by Cena sends LeRoux to the mat. John Cena moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Proto-Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give it a **1\2 rating.

Winner: John Cena(67/63/71)

 

-Randy Orton vs Spanky (For The ECWF Heavyweight Title) : Orton hits a right hand. Spanky gets slammed. Back elbow connects, Spanky staggers backward. Running knee lift from Randy Orton. Orton walks into a trip. Spanky hits a rolling kick on Orton. Flying reverse elbow by Spanky. There's a two count on the pin. Spanky drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Vicious back suplex! Spanky got nailed. Cover for a two count. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Spanky. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Spanky kicks Randy Orton in the gut to reverse the momentum. Stiff high kick on Orton by Spanky who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Orton blocks a punch. Randy Orton with a spinning neckbreaker on Spanky. Spanky reverses an irish whip...and Randy Orton runs into the referee. Spanky floors Orton, then signals for the Sliced Bread #2. Meanwhile, Randy Orton has something in his hands. Spanky comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. I don't think the fight has finished. Randy Orton and Spanky have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

Winner: Randy Orton(62/48/76)

 

- Overall 62

- Performance: -0X

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Anarchy Championship Wrestling

 

Roster:

Air Paris

AJ Styles

Al Snow

American Dragon

Ash Parker

Austin Lee

Black Dragon

Blayze (renamed indy guy)

Booker T

Charlie Haas

Chavo Jr.

Benoit

Jericho

Christian

Christopher Daniels

Delirious (renamed indy guy)

Eddie Guerrero

Edge

EZ Money

Funaki

Héctor Garza

Ian DeSalvo (Renamed Disco Inferno)

James Anthony (renamed indy guy)

Jamie Knoble

Jason Sensation (renamed indy guy)

Jerry Lynn

Jimmy Yang

Joel Maximo

Jose Maximo

Juventud Guerrera

Kanyon

Kaz Hayashi

Ken Shamrock

Kenta Kobashi (Renamed a guy named Orange Crush)

Kurt Angle

Lance Storm

Low Ki

Marc Mero

Masahiro Indohara

Masato Tanaka

Matt Hardy Version 1.0

Men's Teoh

Michael Modest

Monoxide Child (renamed indy guy)

OuTtKaSt (renamed indy guy, put in Training camp until he had all 100's)

Paul Heyman (manager)

Psicosis

Rey Mysterio Jr.

Richie Apraol Jr. (renamed indy guy)

Rob Van Dam

Sabu

Sade

Scoot Andrews

Scorpio

Scott Taylor

Shane Helms

Shark Boy

Shelton Benjamin

Simon Diamond

Steve Corino

Steven Richards (non-wrester, commissioner)

Super Crazy

Super Dragon

Superstar Steve

Taiyo Kea

TAKA Michinoku

The Winger

Thrasher

Ultimo Dragon

Yoshihiro Tajiri

Zero (renamed indy guy)

 

Champions:

IC: Christopher Daniels, beat Jerry Lynn

Tag Team: The Untouchables (Zero and Taiyo Kea), beat Los Guerreros

World: Chris Jericho, beat OuTtKaSt

J-Crown: Ultimo Dragon, beat Christopher Daniels

 

Tag Teams:

Los Guerreros

The Untouchables

Kai En Tai

Reyes de luchar (Héctor Garza and Richie Apraol Jr.)

the SAT

Twizted (Blayze and Monoxide Child)

 

Stables:

The Syndicate:

Air Paris, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, EZ Money, Jamie Knoble, Matt Hardy V!, OuTtKaSt, Simon Diamond

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Ravenbomb:

 

We can only use free agents in the game to start the promotion.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Ravenbomb:

 

We can only use free agents in the game to start the promotion.

As soon as you make Cult status, THEN you can steal verbal workers from other people... Speaking of which, I think I'll play that game since its been at least a whole week now since I haven't.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I know about our "Cult Status=Stealing" rule, but I don't think Rey Mysterio Jr. or AJ Styles were under verbal contracts .

 

Just sayin' is all.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

oh, sorry, guess I missed a bunch of stuff. No, I'm at Global, so none of my guys are on verbal contracts

[Guest Lightning Flik]

oh, sorry, guess I missed a bunch of stuff. No, I'm at Global, so none of my guys are on verbal contracts

Zack Malibu and and Tully316 are given full credit for creating this splendid competition.

 

Here's how we are playing.

 

We each create a new promotion in File Editor with the following conditions:

 

Regional Level

75% Public Opinion

$3,000,000

Hard Setting

Business heading into a boom period (restart game if heading into bust)

No TV Deal

No Workers

No Staff

Cannot edit any worker's details

We can do three months each week, basically one year a month

We can start January 27th and post a status every Sunday or Monday

You can create as many titles as you want, and whatever type you want. (Edit: Was actually regulate to about 4 titles, seeing as that's about all you can support at the time.)

 

Now the Sub Rules (You know, the confinory rules):

 

1) You are not allowed to steal wrestlers from other promotions till you work out of Regional. You can only get wrestlers off of free agency. Gotta make it past Regional to start stealing wrestlers.

 

2) You can't post more then three months of what's going on in your fed per week. As soon as Monday starts, you can post up another three months.

 

Something to make note of: Anybody who joins up right now will begin in March 2003. Which means you are already a month behind us. You'll be able to post all months that you are currently behind (till end of July), but once you catch up, you'll be on the 3 month-1 week system that was employed as the standard rule to everyone.

 

PS - Am I now the enforcer of the rules all the sudden? I keep on blabbing my mouth off about them, so does that make me the enforcer?

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Yike, if he wants to do it, he is going to have to do 6 months before next monday....

 

 

And can everyone put what Month they are posting before they post all their results. Makes it easier for me.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Yike, if he wants to do it, he is going to have to do 6 months before next monday....

 

 

And can everyone put what Month they are posting before they post all their results. Makes it easier for me.

Actually, it's five months Jenkins. If you boot up a new EWR game right now, you'll be in the month of March. Somehow, it picks the following month you are in.

 

As for the titling... Jenkins, I'm truly sorry. I'll make sure that after the usual intro, I'll state the proper month, and make sure I only post month by month from now on.

 

Edit: S.O.B! I've got two main event faces like above 70 with overness and yet, two of my heels (one of them a truly important part of my show) is sitting at 65 overness (heading back into Uppercard overness). WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WRONG?!

[Guest Dmann2000]

Okay I need help, I've tried twice and I can't seem to get anything going well. What sort of criteria should I be looking for in my roster? Should I sign legitimate Main eventers or take some midcard guy and put him in the main events?

[Guest Mad Dog]

Try to not sign anyone over $70000 to start.

 

And for a personal rule for every person over $40000 i sign I have to sign someone under $20000 to balance it out.

[Guest Dmann2000]

So ignore Sophie's salary cap of 40,000?

[Guest Mad Dog]

No you just kind of have to balance out the cheap guys with the expensive guys.

 

Say you sign Tajik, the Hotshots and American Kickboxer for 9000 apiece then you can over spend a bit for Main Event players.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Should I wait a few days, see who gets released?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

It's totally up to you. You need to have a full roster off the bat, or PI will drop. If you're waiting for certain people to be released, just sign anyone, then fire them when you get who you really want.

 

Most guys with high overness with refuse to join your league as it is. I think the "cutoff" point is 70.

 

You can sign ANYONE you want. The roster is up to you.