Official EWR Contest Thread

[Guest Lightning Flik]

It's totally up to you.  You need to have a full roster off the bat, or PI will drop.  If you're waiting for certain people to be released, just sign anyone, then fire them when you get who you really want.

 

Most guys with high overness with refuse to join your league as it is.  I think the "cutoff" point is 70.

 

You can sign ANYONE you want.  The roster is up to you.

Cut off is 75 overness. Zack Malibu. I picked up Mike Sanders, and Psicosis. And almost got Scorpio to sign with me. Just he had 76 overness... Damned bugger.

 

Now onto Mad Dogg.

 

As for who you should grab, grab guys who are tremendously skilled in two of these three categories: brawl, technique, and speed. Don't give a damned about the overness crap. If the guy has 70+ in two of these three categories, pick him up.

 

Also, make sure that the guy has 70+ in at least selling. The better someone is at selling, the better the match will be (assuming that they are great at in ring stuffy). It'd be at least ** match (which at Regional is just exactly what you need) and also makes it seem like Rocky (sadly, he is the best seller of any move) like.

 

And when you start at regional, you don't really need charisma till you get to National. Heck with it, I'll give you a couple of guys off of the top of my head that I know are good. They'll also be given as to where you can grab them.

 

Any guy with a star is one of the ones I talked about (70+ in either brawl, tech or speed; and definitely has 70+ selling).

 

 

Generalin Intikami (free agency)

 

D'Lo Brown (almost always is released by WWE after a couple of days)

 

JC Ice (free agency)*

 

Air Paris (free agency)*

 

Aki Mann (free agency)

 

Derrick King (free agency)*

 

Jason Lee (free agency)*

 

Jason Rumble (free agency)

 

Jayson Reign (free agency)*

 

Jonny C (free agency)*

 

Spanky (almost always gets released by WWE but can be picked up before you get a chance)*

 

Jonny Storm (free agency)*

 

Roadkill (free agency)

 

R.C. Hass (see Spanky; same problem)

 

Shelton Benjamin (see Spanky; same problem)*

 

Psicosis (free agency)*

 

Nova (see Spanky; same problem)

 

Nick Dinsmore (see Spanky; same problem)*

 

Rob Conway (see Spanky; same problem)

 

Jody Fleisch (free agency)*

 

Jado (free agency)*

 

Gedo (free agency)*

 

J.R. Ryder (free agency[last I checked, might be wrong])*

 

EZ Money (free agency)*

 

Mike Sanders (free agency)

 

...there. That should be a decent list for you to pick off some talent. Now, I don't have everyone on that list. I kinda messed up because some of them costed too much or something else came up (injuries and contract hold outs), but if you plan things out, maybe you'll get and keep all these guys.

 

Although, I'd make a point of at least picking up Jayson Reign. He's a GOD when it comes to selling (100!). And he's very good when he's in the ring. He'll be a staple of your roster. Worth the pick up.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

The Totally Awesome June Report

 

June 2, 2003 Moved my advertising back down, stopping the slidah at 55. This is a move to ensure I have a little edge, but at the same time I'm not gonna make myself fuckin' bankrupt.

 

Oh, and I signed 1/6 of the SD!6. That's right, Chavo Guerrero Jr. is now going to be come the benefitter of Jason Lee's heel turn and Nova's contract expiring. (Y).

 

June 7, 2003 Did some roster rehauling. Released Blade, Dracon, Eddie Xstasy and Ronnie Delicious, Friar Funk, Gino Giovanni, Jay Crimson, Jerry Slice, Juantastico, Mike Rapada, and Rocky Reynolds. I hope they all have wonderful lives.

 

June 8, 2003 In need of four more guys, picked up Matrix, Cory Diamond, Danny Dominion, and Tyson Dux. Wish me luck on pushing these guys.

 

June 11, 2003 Bumped ticket prices up two notches to $22. Strategy that works in theory, let's see if it works in practice.

 

June 13, 2003 Damien comes down with an injury. I'm tempted to fire him, but it's only a month. I'm sure he'll get over it. This reminds me to do annual contract evaluations. I resigned Aaron Bray (3 yrs), Adam Windsor (2 yrs), Austin Lee (3 yrs), Cory Diamond (3 yrs), Danny Dominion (3 yrs), and Derrick King (3 yrs). I terminated Chris Stylez. That asshole can bite my ass.

 

June 16, 2003 Eddie Valentine comes down with an injury. Jeebus, that's two in one month. Eh. I released Valentine - the only purpose he was serving on my roster was costing me 40,000 fucking bucks. I use this money to buy Kid Xtacy, Naoki Numazawa, and Scarecrow. I rename them to Speed I, II, and III, respectively. This idea is genius. I find them a manager (Ginger Snaps) and rename her Mach IV. This is gold. I put them into a stable and call them "Speed". I'm referencing drugs and creating a lucha stable. That's two of my objectives, for sure.

 

June 17, 2003 Trent Acid, now, is injured. I'm not firing him, no way, but I'm pretty fucking pissed. He's out two months - I guess I can give Kashmere a Flyweight title shot this month, then.

 

June 19, 2003 ... and now Ricky Midnight's out. What. The. Fuck.

 

June 29, 2003

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the Totally Awesome Wrestling Club is proud to present...

 

TAWC: True Fear

 

Your hosts are Kristabel McDaniel and Ron Suicide

 

Segment I

Caged Tag Team Match

TAWC Tag Team Championships

The Suicide Blondes d. Sugar and Spice to become the new TAWC Tag Team Champions

Derrick hits a dropkick on Jason Sugarman. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Lash LeRoux drives Lee into the cage side. Jason Sugarman comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Lash LeRoux scoops up Derrick. Sugarman bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Lee crushes Sugarman with a running senton. Spin kick by Jason Lee to the face. Suicide Blondes whip LeRoux into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Derrick King drives Sugarman into the cage side. Derrick King moves in for the kill. Inverted Suplex!!! That shook the ring. Lash LeRoux gets knocked to the ground by Lee. Dragon Sleeper!!! Lash LeRoux goes limp! Suicide Blondes escape the cage for the win. Sugar and Spice look like they aren't done...and they attack Suicide Blondes! After an exchange of blows, Derrick and Lee are laid out in the ring. I'll give it a *1 rating.

Segment Rating: 59%

Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Tag Team titles have gained in image. Word.

 

Segment II: Austin Lee is sitting down with Ron Suicide, and he says that tonight he's gonna beat the mystery opponent to become #1 Contender to the World Title. Maybe, just maybe, tonight is your night.

Segment Rating: 71%

Road Agent Notes: Austin Lee gained overness from this segment. Yesss!

 

Segment III

Six-Man Tag

Speed w/Mach IV d. Danny Dominion, Jamie Dundee, and Mitch Paradise

Paradise hits a quick kick on Speed II. Speed II walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Tag between Mitch Paradise and Jamie Dundee. Speed II takes a flying neckbreaker from Jamie Dundee. Speed II takes a hurrancarana from Jamie Dundee. There's a two count on the pin. JC Ice tags out to Danny Dominion. JC Ice \ Dominion hook up Speed II, then hit a double suplex. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Speed II powers out of a Danny Dominion headlock. Speed II with a spinning neckbreaker on Dominion. Speed II tags out to Speed I. Bodyslam by Speed I. Speed I scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big clothesline on Dominion. Tag between Speed I and Speed III. Speed III hits some punches. Bodyslam by Speed III. Danny Dominion ducks a clothesline attempt. Dominion tags out to Mitch Paradise. Speed III walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Tag between Speed III and Speed II. Speed II bodyslams Mitch Paradise. Spinebuster by Speed II. Speed II moves in for the kill. Numazawa Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Yuck. DUD.

Segment Rating: 45%. Yuck indeed.

Road Agent Notes: n/a

 

Segment IV

Triple Threat Cage Match

TAWC Flyweight Championship

Adam Windsor d. Johnny Kashmere and Tyson Dux to retain the TAWC Flyweight Championship

Standing leg lariat by Adam Windsor on Dux. Johnny Kashmere drives Windsor into the cage side. Tyson Dux ducks a clothesline attempt. Lightning kick by Dux on Kashmere. Dux crushes Windsor with a big legdrop. Dux climbs the cage...but Adam Windsor is in hot pursuit, and they both end up back on the canvas. Back heel kick off the second rope, Dux goes down. Tyson Dux fights out of a grapple. Tyson Dux throws Kashmere into the cage. Diamond Dust from Adam Windsor, Dux is out. Adam Windsor climbs up and over! We have a winner! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1 rating.

Segment Rating: 57%. That's better.

Road Agent Notes: n/a

 

Segment V

Singles Match

TAWC Heavyweight Title #1 Contendership

Chavo Guerrero Jr. d. Austin Lee to become TAWC Heavyweight Title #1 Contender

Spinning back kick from Chavo Guerrero Jr. Spinning back kick from Chavo Guerrero Jr. Chavo Guerrero Jr hits a rolling kick on Lee. Second rope flying axe handle, Lee goes down. Lee counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Spin kick by Austin Lee to the face. Chavo takes a hurrancarana from Austin Lee. Cover for a two count. Chavo pushes out of a Austin Lee hold. Vicious lightning kick by Chavo on Lee. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Chavo Guerrero Jr. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Chavo Guerrero Jr misses a clothesline. Chavo walks into a high dropkick from Austin Lee. Chavo counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Flying elbow from Chavo Guerrero Jr. Austin Lee is in trouble. Here it comes - Brainbuster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Nova comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Chavo turns around...straight into a Spin Doctor!! Chavo Guerrero Jr has been left down on the canvas. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

Segment Rating: 66%, my best match to date, I believe. Why I didn't sign Chavo earlier is a mystery to me.

Road Agent Notes: n/a

 

Segment VI: Derrick King and Jason Lee are polishing their belts in the back, talking idly. King: "So, Jason, you finally got yourself some gold. Took you long enough." Lee shoots King an icy stare. This probably isn't good.

Segment Rating: 52%

Road Agent Notes: Jason Lee gained overness from this segment.

 

Segment VII

Falls Count Anywhere Match

TAWC Heavyweight Championship

Nova d. Rob Conway to retain the TAWC Heavyweight Championship

Nova scores with a back heel kick on Conway. Hip toss onto a chair by Nova. Cover for a two count. Conway reverses a waistlock. Conway hits a flying kick on Nova. Cover for a two count. Nova takes a quick lariat. Slam into the table by Conway. Cover for a two count. Nova fights out of a grapple. Nova crushes Conway with a running senton. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Kick from Nova. Cover for a two count. Conway takes a kick to the chest. They wind up back in the squared circle. Rob Conway comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Nova whips Conway into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Rob Conway with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Rob Conway uses a running dropkick into the corner. Pin, but Nova is out just before the three count. Conway walks into a trip. Derrick King comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Conway turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Derrick! Derrick King has left Conway in big trouble. Rob Conway is in trouble. Kryptonite Krunch! 1....2....3. Nova slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Conway to get some payback. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Segment Rating: 65%

Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Heavyweight title has gained in image. That title's gonna be hurting when Nova leaves.

 

END OF SHOW REPORT

Overall Rating: 60%, highest overall rating yet.

Asses in the Seats: 452

Money In The Bank: $9944

 

END OF THE MONTH REPORT

Public Image: 85% (+9%)

Finances: $719,764 (-$597,056)

Injuries: Ricky Midnight and Trent Acid are out for a month, Aaron Bray is out for seven.

 

And... that's all, for this month. Tune in again when I return. Because I shall return.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Oh, and I signed 1/6 of the SD!6. That's right, Chavo Guerrero Jr. is now going to be come the benefitter of Jason Lee's heel turn and Nova's contract expiring. (Y).

DAMMIT MAN! How'd you score that one? I wish I had that kinda luck. Then again, I managed to steal Shark Boy so, I'm not all that depressed. But damn... Lucky you man!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Indeed, Flik, indeed.

 

And now, because nothing happened this month, I present to you TAWC's July show...

 

TAWC: Riot Act

 

Your hosts, as always, are Kristabel McDaniel and Ron Suicide.

 

Dark Match

Singles Match

Speed I w/Mach IV d. Mitch Paradise

Paradise takes a headbutt from Speed I. Flying shoulder tackle by Speed I sends Paradise to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Paradise kicks Speed I in the gut to reverse the momentum. Paradise hits a dropkick on Speed I. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Forearm to the face from Paradise on Speed I. Paradise suplexes Speed I to the canvas. Speed I reverses a hip toss. Spinebuster by Speed I. Mach IV has climbed up onto the apron! Paradise turns...and falls for the distraction! Speed I attacks Paradise from behind! Mitch Paradise is in trouble. Chalupa Crunch! 1....2....3. Speed I slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Paradise to get some payback. DUD.

Segment Rating: 44%. Ew.

Road Agent Notes: Speed I has lost overness. Possibly because he sucks.

 

Segment I

TAWC Flyweight Championship

Ladder Match

Austin Lee d. Adam Windsor to become the new TAWC Flyweight Champion

Dropkick connects, Windsor goes down. Dropkick from the middle of the ladder by Lee. Stiff high kick on Windsor by Austin Lee who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Windsor takes a flying neckbreaker from Austin Lee. Windsor blocks a punch. Spinning back kick from Adam Windsor. Windsor crushes Lee with a running senton. Lee kicks Adam Windsor in the gut to reverse the momentum. Vicious kick to the teeth from Austin Lee. Adam Windsor can barely stand. Degenerate Driver! Austin Lee goes up ladder and grabs the prize for the win. Adam Windsor extends his hand to Lee...but it is ignored! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Segment Rating: 64%

Road Agent Notes: Adam Windsor lost overness from this match. The TAWC Flyweight title has gained in image. Windsor's not one that I'm worried about, that's Lee, and Lee increased the image further of the Flyweight title. I'm satisfied.

 

Segment II: Austin Lee is walking around in the back, polishing both of his belts. Suddenly, he runs smack into Matrix, who tells Lee that he'd better enjoy having two belts now, because after the Tag Team Titles match he won't have his Clash title much longer. Matrix: "Get the wheel." Lee: "We don't use the wheel for four-ways." Bahahaha.

Segment Rating: 69%. Matrix makes a good first impression on me.

Road Agent Notes: Austin Lee gained overness from this segment. Matrix gained overness from this segment. Whee.

 

Segment III

TAWC Tag Team Championships

Triangle Tag Team Match

Sugar and Spice d. Speed V and the Suicide Blondes to become the new TAWC Tag Team Champions

Rude Awakening on Derrick King by Speed II. Derrick receives some punishment. Tag between Speed II and Speed III. Speed III slams Derrick King down. Derrick walks into a spike slam. Tag between Speed III and Speed II. Speed V whip Derrick into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Pin, but Derrick is out just before the three count. Tag to Jason Lee. Second rope flying axe handle, Speed II goes down. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Speed II and Jason Sugarman. Sugarman hits a right hand. Tag between Jason Lee and Speed III. Full nelson slam on Speed III. Tag to Lash LeRoux. Tornado DDT from Lash LeRoux, Speed III got planted. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Speed III tags out to Jason Lee. Lightning kick by Lee on LeRoux. There's a two count on the pin. LeRoux tags out to Jason Sugarman. Spear! Lee is down and hurt. Jason Lee can barely stand. Sugar Smack!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Segment Rating: 58%. I blame myself for that for throwing in Speed V, which was completely unnecessary. This match, I feel, could've been much higher.

Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Tag Team titles have gained in image.

 

Segment IV

TAWC Clash Championship

Fatal Four-Way Elimination Match

Matrix d. Cory Diamond, Danny Dominion, and Austin Lee to become the new TAWC Clash Champion

Cory Diamond hits a rolling kick on Lee. Dropkick connects, Lee goes down. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Danny Dominion. Flying elbow from Danny Dominion. Springboard dropkick from Danny Dominion. Nicely done. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Dominion tags out to Matrix. Driven DDT by Matrix. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Tag to Cory Diamond. Cory Diamond strikes Matrix. Matrix counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Vicious kick to the teeth from Matrix. Pin, three count, it's over. Matrix pins Diamond. Austin Lee hits a rolling kick on Matrix. Flying reverse elbow by Austin Lee. There's a two count on the pin. Hard back suplex on Matrix. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tag between Matrix and Danny Dominion. Hard back suplex on Lee. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Flying elbow from Danny Dominion. Austin Lee elbows Danny Dominion in the face to break a hammerlock. Flying elbow from Austin Lee. Tiger suplex on Dominion, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Lee defeats Dominion. Flying reverse elbow by Austin Lee. DDT from the top rope by Austin Lee. That looked brutal. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Matrix blocks the suplex attempt. Austin Lee can barely stand. Touch of Reality! 1....2....3. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Segment Rating: 55%. Again, too many people when Matrix/Lee would've been a lot better.

Road Agent Notes: The TAWC Clash title has gained in image. Whoo.

 

Segment V: Chavo Guerrero Jr. is having a pretaped interview with Ron Suicide. He goes on for a little while about his heritage, and then says that he's going to beat Nova. Suicide asks him about Triple X, and Chavo says "By the end of tonight, Triple X will be dead."

Segment Rating: 65%

Road Agent Notes: Chavo Guerrero Jr. gained overness from this segment.

 

Segment VI: Now it's Nova's turn, and he tells Kristabel McDaniel that Chavo Guerrero Jr. doesn't have any gold around his waist, so his opinion's useless. McDaniel asks Nova about Guerrero Jr.'s comments about Triple X being dead, and Nova says "Triple X will never, ever die."

Segment Rating: 73%

Road Agent Notes: Nova gained overness from this segment. I'm getting over, and two days from now he'll be gone. That's a bitch.

 

Segment VII

TAWC Heavyweight Championship

Singles Match

Chavo Guerrero Jr. d. Nova to become the new TAWC Heavyweight Champion

Chavo hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Spinning back kick from Chavo Guerrero Jr. Driven DDT by Chavo Guerrero Jr. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hard back suplex on Nova. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Chavo Guerrero Jr misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Second rope flying axe handle, Chavo goes down. Chavo takes a hurrancarana from Nova. Cover for a two count. Chavo drops out the back of a Nova bodyslam attempt. Chavo crushes Nova with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Chavo Guerrero Jr. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Chavo Guerrero Jr misses a clothesline. Standing leg lariat by Nova on Chavo. Chavo powers out of a headlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Jason Lee comes running down the aisle with a chair! Chavo goes to irish whip Nova into the ropes. Lee hits Nova with a chair to the back! Nova can barely stand. Here it comes - Swinging DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. Jason Lee pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault Nova! Right hands rain down on Nova, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with his work, Jason Lee turns and leaves the ring, the damage done. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead.

Segment Rating: 72%. Now that's a main event.

Road Agent Notes: Chavo Guerrero Jr gained overness from this match. Jason Lee's turn was completed, and he is now a face. Jason Lee gained overness from this turn. The TAWC Heavyweight title has gained in image. A Lee/King feud should be money. Chavo should make an excellent champ. Damn, this feud was brilliant.

 

OVERALL SHOW REPORT

Overall Rating: 66%. Yowza.

Asses In The Seats: 503.

Money In The Bank: $11066.

 

Overall, a very good show. The interview from Nova, added at the last minute, certainly boosted the rating, as did the match between Chavo and Nova. Great effort - I hope for more like it.

 

END OF THE MONTH REPORT

Public Image: 91% (+6%)

Finances: $685,830 (- $33,934)

Injuries: Aaron Bray's back in six.

 

August 1, 2003 Cut Greg Pawluk, Vanessa, and the whole Speed stable.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Month: May

 

5/1/03: Sent promo tape to VH1.

 

HWF The Prophet Returns!

 

- Live from Hollywood, California

 

- Your hosts are Phil Boreanaz and Karen Dylan

 

- Prophecy Leader and current Number 1 Contender to the HWF World Title, Stevie Richards, starts the show, by coming to the ring, and yelling at Spanky. Spanky comes out, and Stevie challenges him to a match. Stevie challenges him to a World title match, so obviously, they are being booked in a tag match later in the show. Damn that Sports Entertainment! (70)

 

- Opening Match: Ash Parker vs. Cassidy O'Riley

Standing leg lariat by Ash Parker on O'Reilly. Cassidy O'Reilly ducks a clothesline attempt. Ash takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Ash reverses an irish whip...and Cassidy O'Reilly runs into the referee. Cassidy O'Reilly with an enziguri. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Ash Parker powers out of a Cassidy O'Reilly headlock. Hard back suplex on O'Reilly. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Spinning bulldog in the corner, O'Reilly is down. Cover for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Ash Parker. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Cassidy O'Reilly powers out of a Ash Parker headlock. O'Reilly, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Ash Parker. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Ash Parker pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Cassidy O'Reilly can barely stand. Here it comes - Rocker Dropper. 1....2...3, it's finished. DUD.

(37/5/70)

 

- Spanky cuts a promo saying Stevie Richards is going to lose........and stuff. (73)

 

- Spanky decides to change his name to HHH, and cuts another long promo.....and stuff. (69)

 

- New Breed II © vs. The Zoo for the HWF New Age Titles

Zebra Kid walks into a high dropkick from Psychic. Driven DDT by Psychic. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Psychic and Brother Yashiini. Psychic scoops up Zebra Kid. Yashiini bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Hard back suplex on Zebra Kid. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Zebra Kid blocks the suplex attempt. Super kick by Zebra Kid. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Zebra Kid and The Winger. Super kick by The Winger. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Winger hits a dropkick on Brother Yashiini. Yashiini counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Yashiini tags out to Psychic. Dropkick connects, Winger goes down. Tag to Zebra Kid. Hard back suplex on Zebra Kid. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? New Breed II have Zebra Kid to themselves. Spike Tornado DDT! 1....2....3! It's over. Overboyz come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind The Zoo...and drop them with stereo chair shots! Overboyz leave the ring, the damage done. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

(54/26/82)

 

- Derek Wylde vs. Se7en

Se7en hits a right hand. Running knee lift from Se7en. Cover for a two count. Derek Wylde avoids a Se7en avalanche. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Spinning back kick from Derek Wylde. Hard back suplex on Se7en. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Se7en takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Spear by Se7en. Se7en moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Sinner Shot. 1....2...3, it's finished. Se7en slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Wylde turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

(56/36/77)

 

- Spanky decides that two wrestling matches in a row is bad for the company. I mean, why would people go to a wrestling show to see a wrestling match? But before Spanky can get to do another 45 minute promo, Stevie comes out, attacks him, and slams him balls first into the steel post. (79)

 

- And as we all wait for Spanky and Stevie to leave, so we can watch a wrestling match, STEVIE decides to cut a 45 minute promo. Dear God, is this Raw? (75)

 

- Hey Look, its the Main Event, with the two guys we just saw for the past Hour!: Spanky and Sherri Martel vs. The Prophecy (Stevie Richards and Victoria)

Stevie Richards with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Sherri. Weak bodyslam by Stevie. Cover for a two count. Tag to Victoria. Victoria \ Stevie whip Sherri into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Rude Awakening on Sherri Martel by Victoria. Cover for a two count. Sherri takes a headbutt from Victoria. Sherri reverses a Victoria hammerlock. Flapjack from Sherri on Victoria. Sherri tags out to Spanky. Flying elbow from Spanky. Spanky crushes Victoria with a running senton. Victoria counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Victoria tags out to Stevie Richards. Stevie Richards hits a bulldog off the ropes. Stevie Richards scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Stevie strikes away at Spanky. Spanky fights out of a grapple. Lightning kick by Spanky on Stevie. Stevie holds Spanky in place. Victoria charges...but Spanky ducks, and in a scenario never before seen in wrestling, the clothesline floors Stevie. Spanky floors Stevie Richards...and climbs the turnbuckles. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

(61/63/57)

 

Overall Rating: 62%

Attendance: 1,038

Notes:

 

Spanky gained Overness.

Cassidy O'Riley lost Overness.

Ash Parker gained Overness.

The HWF New Age Titles gained an Image

Stevie Richards gained Overness.

 

- Total Money: $2,529,938 (- $314,202)

- PI: 76

- Tape shot down.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

The Joy of ABW: April

 

Good news! I only have to book nine shows a month!

 

so to recap, my advertising is at 50, my production is at 65(?), my PI is at 79, and I have 3 million something or other.

 

I have a show on Regional network on Wensday, and now I have a show on TSN on Fridays.

 

My lame feuds are continuing.

 

It occurs to me that now that I have two shows, I should name them as to tell them apart.

 

It also occurs to me that you want to read 8 TV shows about as much as I want to type them. So I've decided that as long as I'm posting a whole month all at once, I'm going to briefly wrap up the TV shows.

 

Remember, my current feuds (all of which end at the Big Sunday Show)

 

Rosey v. Mike Sanders

 

Psicosis v. Ultimo Dragon

 

Spanky v. Spiffy Sean Stylez

 

Air Paris v. Lash Leroux

 

Anthony Durante v. Mr. Black

 

Suicide Blondes v. Kaz Hayashi/Johnny Storm

 

Shelton Benjamin v. Nick Dinsmore

 

Funaki v. Ebessan

 

so anyway...

 

ABW: L33t as Fuck (Week One)

 

(this is the Friday show on TSN, since March ends on a Wendsday)

 

OVERALL RATING : 68

TV RATING : 1.08

ATTENDANCE : 198

 

Best Segment - Nidia and Shelton Benjamin threaten Nick Dinsmore (78)

Best Match - Funaki and Psicosis defeat Ultimo Dragon and Lash Leroux (76)

 

 

ABW Type Name Here (Week Two)

 

OVERALL RATING : 73

TV RATING : .80

ATTENDANCE : 192

 

Best Segment - Ivory says Ebessan will take Funaki apart (87)

Best Match - Funaki defeats Ultimo Dragon (77)

 

Ebessan defeats Air Paris for the ABW TV Title

 

ABW: L33t as Fuck (Week Two)

 

OVERALL RATING : 73

TV RATING : 1.08

ATTENDANCE : 199

 

Best Segment: Mike Sanders unleashes Mini-Rosey upon an unsuspecting world (82)

Best Match: Shelton Benjamin defeats Ultimo Dragon (77)

 

ABW Type Name Here (Week 3)

 

OVERALL RATING : 75

TV RATING : .80

ATTENDANCE : 207

 

Best Segment: Ivory says that big bastard Mr. Black will regret messing with Durante (90)

Best Match: A tie at 76

- Ebessan defeats Funaki by DQ

- Mike Sanders defeats Psicosis

 

ABW: L33t as Fuck (Week 3)

 

OVERALL RATING : 75

TV RATING : 1.05

ATTENDANCE : 202

 

Best Segment: Ivory says Ultimo Dragon will teach Psicosis respect (85)

Best Match: Spiffy defeats Ultimo Dragon (79)

 

ABW Type Name Here (Week 4)

 

OVERALL RATING : 74

TV RATING : .80

ATTENDANCE : 206

 

Best Segment: Ivory and Durante wonder if Mr. Black will even survive untill their cage match. (86)

Best Match: Ultimo Dragon defeats Spiffy (79)

 

Psicosis defeats Nick Dinsmore for the ABW World Title

 

ABW L33t as Fuck (Week 4)

 

OVERALL RATING : 64

TV RATING: 1.3 (New high!)

ATTENDANCE: 201

 

Best Segment: Nidia says Funaki will become ABW Number One TV Champ this Sunday (81)

Best Match: Lash Leroux defeats Psicosis (68)

 

*fanfare*

 

*~*ABW APRIL SHOWERS....OF BLOOOOOOOD!!!*~*

 

sorry.

 

DARK INTERVIEW: Nidia says her boy Air Paris will reclaim some dignity as soon as he beats it out of Lash Leroux. (OR - 87)

 

MATCH 1: Kaz Hayashi and Johnny Storm defeat the Suicide Blondes to retain thier ABW Tag Titles after Storm hits a Senton Bomb off the ladder. (OR - 58)

 

MATCH 2: Spanky defeats Spiffy Sean Stylez with Sliced Bread #2. (OR - 68)

 

MATCH 3: Nick Dinsmore beats Shelton Benjamin with a German Suplex. (OR - 63)

 

MATCH 4: Funaki defeats Ebessan with a Missle Dropkick to win the ABW TV Title. (OR - 66)

 

MATCH 5: Anthony Durante escapes from the cage and defeats Mr. Black (OR - 66)

 

MATCH 6: Lash Leroux beats Air Paris in a ladder match. (OR - 70)

 

MATCH 7: Mike Sanders hits the ThrillerKiller through the announce table to defeat Rosey in a Tables match. (OR - 66)

 

MATCH 8: Ultimo Dragon makes Psicosis pass out in the Dragon Sleeper, winning thier submissions match as well as the ABW World Title. (OR - 73)

 

OVERALL RATING : 66

ATTENDANCE: 1127

GATE: $22,540

 

 

- April ends on a Saturday, so I rewarded Old Man Dragon for busting his ass by booking my shows for the week.

 

Type Name Here got a 62 Overall Rating, a .80 TV Rating, and 201 Asses Seated.

 

L33t as Fuck got a 53 Overall Rating, a 1.21 TV Rating, and 201 Asses Seated.

 

- So ends the painful month of April. For the month I used my two TV deals to make $ 1,033,720 giving me a total of $ 4,283,720

 

My Public Image is now 84, up from 79 at the end of March.

 

Did I send out another Promo Tape? I already have to book 9 shows in a month, so Fuck No.

 

Here are the overnesses of all relevent rasslers.

 

Ultimo Dragon - 91

Psicosis- 83

Mike Sanders - 82

Lash Leroux - 79

Nidia - 79

Rosey - 75

Anthony Durante - 75

Ivory - 75

Spanky - 74

Funaki - 72

Ebessan- 71

Nick Dinsmore - 71

Spiffy Sean Stylez - 68

Air Paris - 66

Mr. Black - 64

Shelton Benjamin - 64

Kaz Hayashi - 54

Johnny Storm - 52

Ron Waterman - 51

Derrick King - 44

Jason Lee - 44

Ricky Marvin - 42

 

Yes, the feuds all paid off. The tag feud only got up to 75, but the other ones were all in the 80's, with 89 (Ultimo vs. Psicosis) being the highest.

 

The World Title has 70 prestige, and is held by Ultimo Dragon.

The TV Title also has 70 prestige, and is held by Funaki.

The Tag Titles have 58 prestige and are held by Kaz/Storm.

 

My top five guys are SO going to get stolen. Oh well.

 

I have 1 month left on my Regional show, I'll renew if I can't replace it.

 

- Bad News

 

These guys only have 3 months left on thier contracts, and won't sign extensions untill (unless) I hit Cult.

 

Ultimo Dragon

Psicosis

Mike Sanders

Nidia

Rosey

Anthony Durante

Ebessan

Mr. Black

 

- Next Month

 

I decide to celebrate the good month by singing two guys I've been staring at for a while, D'lo Brown and Sean Morely.

 

I bump merchandising up to 41, advertising up to 75, production up to 60.

 

 

w00t! all done. Let me know what you guys think, and feel free to rip on me for copping out and glazing over the tv shows and autobooking.

 

I'm caught up! (for two days )

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I think I should say this, but I dont know or not.

 

 

 

We don't have to post tv shows. I don't think we do actually. I say, just post your PPV show, and your stats from that month (Money, PI, etc.)

 

 

It takes a lot of time to put tv stuff down.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

These guys only have 3 months left on thier contracts, and won't sign extensions untill (unless) I hit Cult.

 

Ultimo Dragon

Psicosis

Mike Sanders

Nidia

Rosey

Anthony Durante

Ebessan

Mr. Black

Ultimo Dragon has 91 overness. Only way you can sign him is by being Global. Sorry buddy, but your out of luck as WWE will pick him off for sure.

 

Psicosis has 83 overness. Only way you can sign him is by being National. Sorry buddy, but your out of luck as NWA:TNA or RoH (if they've made National) will get him.

 

Mike Sanders Psicosis has 82 overness. Only way you can sign him is by being National. Sorry buddy, but your out of luck as NWA:TNA or RoH (if they've made National) will get him.

 

Nidia make Cult and she'll sign.

 

Rosey make Cult and he'll sign.

 

Anthony Durante make Cult and he'll sign.

 

Ebessan should re-sign with no problems.

 

Mr. Black should re-sign with no problems.

 

 

.... so most likely you lost 3 of your top stars. If those top 3 sign, I'll be mightly impressed with you.

 

 

Edit: I'd also like to take a moment to brag that I took over my first company at the end of September 2003 (and I'm on Oct 1, 2003 for those who are wondering just how far ahead I am).

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Month: June

 

6/1/03: Sent another tape out to Regional Network. Fucking need a TV show.

 

HWF: Gauntlet to the Gold

 

- Live from Hollywood, California

 

- Your hosts are Phil Boreanaz and Karen Dylan

 

- Pre-Show note: The main event(s) are suppose to suck. Thank you.

 

- Hey look it's Spanky. You think he is out here to put on a **** match with the talented people on the roster and raise the image of the HWF World Title? OF COURSE NOT! He is out here to talk about that crazy Stevie Richards. Who would have guessed? (80)

 

- And not only that. Since it's Spanky. He needs 2 segments to tell the whole crowd and Stevie, that he will get his title shot, AFTER people who deserve it get it. Spanky says he will defend the world title against the whole Prophecy, and if he gets through them, then Stevie can get his shot...but if he happense to lose to any member of the Prophecy, Stevie will not get a title shot, ever again. So, is Spanky a face, or a heel? And why can't Stevie get a title shot ever again? Dunno, but thats what happens. SWERVE~! (82)

 

- Opening Match: NEW Technical Perfection vs. New Breed (Winner faces tag champs at HWF: Filling The Prophecy)

Nice piledriver on Curve. Tag between Curve and Ashe. Hard impact russian legsweep by Shelton. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Shelton tags out to R.C.Haas. Lightning kick by Haas on Ashe. Tag to Curve. Spinebuster by R.C.Haas. Brutal powerbomb on Curve. Technical Perfection have Curve to themselves. German Suplex/Superkick! 1....2....3! It's over. This one gets * rating and likes it.

(53/33/73)

 

- New Breed II © vs. Overboys for the HWF New Age Titles

Lightning kick by Yashiini on Samir. Tag between Samir and Joey Corman. Brother Yashiini hits a rolling kick on Corman. Tag to Psychic. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Tag to Samir. Samir takes a hurrancarana from Psychic. Back heel kick off the second rope, Samir goes down. New Breed II have Samir to themselves. Spike Tornado DDT! 1....2....3! It's over. The Zoo come running down into the ring. They nail Samir from behind, then grab Corman and hit the Double Superkick! With him out of the way, the drag Samir to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! The Zoo have destroyed Overboyz! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

(53/26/81)

 

- Two matches in a row? Is this something thats going to happen at every show now? Maybe, can we hit three though? Nah. Because STEVIE needs air time. STEVIE comes out, and talks about Spanky. We get an answer why he can't get another title shot if a member of the Prophecy wins the title, because the Prophecy got special contracts, where they had the owner put in never to book them against each other. On one hand, a friend of his in the Prophecy can become the World Champion, but on the Other, He will never get a title shot again untill that person loses. Thats got to hurt the mind.... (87)

 

- And we go right into a Spanky appeareance. He says that he tricked STEVIE and the whole Prophecy, and now, he has STEVIE against the ropes. Spanky says he will give not one, but two Prophecy members a title shot tonight. STEVIE wants to know who, but Spanky says its a suprise, when... (76)

 

- Victoria jumps Spanky from behind. Victoria attacks Spanky, but he pushes her away, when STEVIE jumps him from behind. After some double teaming, STEVIE STEVIEBOMBS Spanky through a table...ouch. (71)

 

- First Match of the Main Event: Spanky © vs. Victoria?? for the HWF World Title

Dropkick connects, Victoria goes down. Hard back suplex on Victoria. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? There's a two count on the pin. Victoria kicks Spanky in the gut to reverse the momentum. Victoria slams Spanky down. Spanky receives some punishment. Running knee lift from Victoria. Spanky reverses a waistlock. Super kick by Spanky. Victoria is in trouble. The Big Spank! 1....2....3. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

(66/65/67)

 

- Second Match of the Main Event: Spanky © vs. Nidia??? for the HWF World Title

Nidia walks into a high dropkick from Spanky. Spanky hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Spin kick by Spanky to the face. Spin kick by Spanky to the face. Spanky misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Nidia hits a dropkick on Spanky. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Back heel kick from Nidia on Spanky. There's a two count on the pin. Nidia drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Super frankensteiner on Nidia, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Spanky. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Nidia avoids a Spanky avalanche. Nidia strikes Spanky. Spanky elbows Nidia in the face to break a hammerlock. Driven DDT by Spanky. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Spanky floors Nidia...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Sliced Bread #2! 1....2....3. Stevie Richards comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Spanky turns around...straight into a Stevie Kick!! Spanky has been left down on the canvas. **1\2 rating for a decent contest.

(68/69/66)

 

Overall Rating: 69%

Attendance: 1,067

Notes:

 

Spanky gained Overness.

HWF New Age Titles gained an Image.

Stevie Richards gained Overness.

Victoria gained Overness.

HWF Title gained an Image.

 

- Total Money: $2,116,345 (- $338,593)

- PI: 77

- I GOT THE TV DEAL! YES YES YES!

- DEAR GOD! How did Spanky/Victoria and Spanky/Nidia do better then Spanky/Stevie? IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE! *freaks out*

[Guest Lightning Flik]

- DEAR GOD! How did Spanky/Victoria and Spanky/Nidia do better then Spanky/Stevie? IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE! *freaks out*

It's because Steven Richards' in ring stats suck way more than Nidia's in ring stats. Check them out and you'll see the silliness.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Month: July

 

7/1/03: Sent another tape out to Regional Network. I doubt I will get this second one, but who knows.

 

7/1/03: Released guys I wasn't using. Oh well.

 

HWF: Filling The Prophecy

 

- Live from Hollywood, California

 

- Your hosts are Phil Boreanaz and Karen Dylan

 

- And we start the show...with a match? What is this? A wrestling Company?

Nidia vs. Vanessa Bra and Panties Match

Uninspiring brawling from Vanessa. Flying dropkick from Vanessa on Nidia. Nidia powers out of a Vanessa headlock. Vanessa walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Nidia hits a back kick. Nidia only gets knees on a splash. Badly executed second rope splash by Vanessa. Vanessa moves in for the kill. High Kick!!! That shook the ring. Vanessa strips Nidia down to her underwear for the victory! Rating: 1\2 star.

(60/Fuck, forgot to get the other ratings.)

 

- Ash Parker vs. Austin Lee in a Hardcore Match

Ash hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Flying cookie sheet shot by Ash, blasting Lee. Second rope flying axe handle, Lee goes down. Hard back suplex on Lee. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Lee reverses a waistlock. Austin Lee hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Lee crushes Ash with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ash Parker pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Lee takes a hurrancarana from Ash Parker. Cover for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Ash Parker. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Lee reverses a waistlock. Dropkick connects, Ash goes down. Ash backdrops Austin Lee out of a piledriver attempt. Spin kick by Ash Parker to the face. Lee scores with a forearm, sending Ash down into the corner. The referee pulls Austin Lee away to get the break. Wait! Ash has pulled something out of his tights. Austin Lee walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. (61/42/81)

 

- The Zoo vs. Highfly vs. The Getaway vs. The Overboyz in a TLC Match for a tag title shot at HWF:

Spinning back kick from Joey Corman. Chris Alexander hits a table shot to the ribs. Alexander crushes Sloan with a big legdrop. Ladder assisted standing moonsault, Samir gets floored. Driven DDT by Hade Vansen. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Flying reverse elbow by Hade Vansen. Greg Pawluk with a cane to the leg. Big dropkick by Greg Pawluk, who got good elevation. Overboyz whip Alexander into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Samir throws a ladder onto Hade Vansen. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Mark Sloan uses a running dropkick into the corner. Sloan face jams Samir. Ladder assisted standing moonsault, Sloan gets floored. Zebra Kid hits a dropkick off the table. Zebra Kid and The Winger climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

(59/33/86)

 

- New Breed II © vs. Technical Perfection for the HWF New Age Titles

Standing leg lariat by R.C.Haas on Yashiini. Fallaway slam by R.C.Haas. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Shelton Benjamin. Technical Perfection whip Yashiini into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Cover for a two count. Stun Gun from Shelton Benjamin! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Yashiini counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Shelton takes a hurrancarana from Brother Yashiini. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Brother Yashiini and Psychic. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Psychic hits a dropkick on Shelton Benjamin. Shelton counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Shelton slams Psychic down. Tag to R.C.Haas. R.C.Haas scores with a back heel kick on Psychic. Tag between Psychic and Brother Yashiini. Back elbow connects, Yashiini staggers backward. Technical Perfection have Brother Yashiini to themselves. German Suplex/Superkick! 1....2....3! It's over. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

(61/44/79)

 

- Chase Stevens is walking around backstage. Why are we filming this, you may ask? Well, I'll show you why. As Oz makes his on screen debut by destroying Stevens, and powerbombing him through the snacks table. Thats why. (48)

 

- Oz vs. Chase Stevens

Oz hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Oz pulls Chase onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Standing leg lariat by Oz on Chase. Oz slams Chase Stevens down. Chase blocks a kick from Oz. Chase hits a quick kick on Oz. Back heel kick from Chase on Oz. Oz ducks a clothesline attempt. DDT from the top rope by Oz. That looked brutal. Oz throws Chase Stevens onto the table, climbs to the top - and then uses a moonsault to smash the table and win the bout. Oz gives a murderous look toward Chase Stevens...and attacks! Chase gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Oz leaves the ring having left Chase down and out. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

(55/41/70)

 

- And we go from Oz pounding on Chase Stevens backstage, to Oz pounding on Chase Stevens in the ring, to Oz and his manager, Orlando Jones cutting a promo. Amazing. OK, well not really. (72)

 

- Stevie Richards vs. Air Paris for the Number One Contendership...

Stevie Richards strikes Air Paris. Stevie walks into a trip. Air Paris strikes Stevie. Stevie reverses an irish whip...and Air Paris runs into the referee. Stevie walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Paris only gets knees on a splash. Running clothesline from Stevie Richards, sloppily done. Stevie hits a stump piledriver on Air Paris, although it was quite weak in its execution. There's a two count on the pin. Stevie Richards scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Paris blocks a punch. Stevie takes a hurrancarana from Air Paris. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Paris only gets knees on a splash. Stevie Richards misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Air Paris knocks Stevie to the outside, then signals for the Slingshot Legdrop. He reaches out of the ring for Stevie Richards...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Stevie sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. This one gets * rating and likes it.

(53/39/67)

 

- Main Event: Spanky © vs. Se7en for the HWF World Title (note: This is the third member of the Prophecy that Spanky is facing....Remember people, STORY LINES.)

Spanky hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Se7en backdrops Spanky out of a piledriver attempt. Se7en fires off some right and left hands. Spanky reverses an irish whip...and Se7en runs into the referee. Se7en scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Se7en. Spanky blocks the suplex attempt. Driven DDT by Spanky. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Lightning kick by Spanky on Se7en. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Spanky. That looked brutal. Pin, but Se7en is out just before the three count. Se7en blocks the suplex attempt. Spear by Se7en. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Spanky blocks a punch. Stevie Richards comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Spanky ducks! Se7en gets hit! Spanky knocks Stevie out of the ring. Spanky moves in for the kill. The Big Spank!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Se7en and Stevie tie Spanky up in the ropes, then start punching away at him until referees run down and break it up. I'll give it a **1\2 rating.

(69/62/76)

 

Overall Rating: 60%

Attendance: 1,190

Notes:

 

Nidia lost Overness.

Vanessa gained Overness.

The HWF New Age Titles gained an Image.

Chase Stevens gained Overness.

Oz gained Overness.

Orlando Jordan gained Overness.

The HWF World Title gained an Image.

FLI steals Nidia, even though this was her last month with me...whatever.

Snow Jerseys ends their sponsorship with me, for being too risky. Fucking Chase Stevens. I BLAME HIM!

I signed back with Snow Jerseys, because they have something I like to call, Money.

 

- Total Money: $2,693,041 ($576,696 - I *MADE* MONEY!)

- PI: 81 (w00t w00t)

- TV helped me get Se7en over so much. And get money. And raise my PI.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

PWE Results:June

 

Signed Danny Doring, Evan Karagias, Kenny Bolin and Black Dragon

 

PWE Event:Go For Broke

 

Kenny Bolin is backstage with Nathan Jones. Kenny Bolin talked trash about Ron Waterman, continuing the feud with Nathan Jones. Building a feud through a war of words is a tried-and-tested way of getting heat.

45%

 

(I hired Bolin to speak for some of the charismaless people I plan on pushing (Kashmere, Karagias, and Jones). Looks like a mistake this time around, but hopefully his increasing overness (which started with this segment) will help ratings.

 

JP \ M-Dogg vs Kappa Tappa Kegga : JP uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super kick by Josh Prohibition. Cover for a two count. JP tags out to M-Dogg 20. M-Dogg \ JP whip Jaxx into the corner. M-Dogg 20 whips Josh Prohibition in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. M-Dogg uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Kick from M-Dogg 20 to the leg. Andy Jaxx reverses a hip toss. Jaxx face jams M-Dogg 20. Jaxx tags out to Curt Daniels. Daniels drives a thrust kick into the chest of M-Dogg. Brainbuster suplex by Curt Daniels, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. M-Dogg blocks a punch. Tag between M-Dogg 20 and Josh Prohibition. Lightning kick by JP on Daniels. Diamond Dust from Josh Prohibition, Daniels is out. Hooks the leg for a close fall. JP hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Josh Prohibition gets taken down out of nowhere. JP walks into a jaw breaker. Josh Prohibition can barely stand. Stalling Vertical Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

 

58% (37,80). The Kappa Tappa Kegga push continues.

 

Spanky is backstage. He was building up the feud with Mike Sanders. Good plan.

 

81%, Go Spanky! Spanky gains overness...Go Spanky! Someone will probably steal him soon...Don't Go Spanky!

 

Chris Hamrick vs Jayson Reign vs Ricky Marvin : Standing leg lariat by Chris Hamrick on Marvin. Chris Hamrick strikes Reign. Ricky Marvin elbows Chris Hamrick in the face to break a hammerlock. Marvin uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super frankensteiner on Marvin, who hit hard. Pin, but Marvin is out just before the three count. Flying elbow from Chris Hamrick. Jayson Reign powers out of a Chris Hamrick headlock. Marvin \ Reign whip Hamrick into the corner. Ricky Marvin whips Jayson Reign in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Tornado DDT from Ricky Marvin, Hamrick got planted. Reign hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Reign walks into a trip. Hamrick takes a flying neckbreaker from Ricky Marvin. Ricky Marvin has Chris Hamrick down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Ricky Rana, forget about it. 1....2...3! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

 

63% (50, 77). Methinks Hamrick won't be around too much longer, so why not put over some of these dern youngsters. I've got some plans for Reign, so that's why he didn't take the fall.

 

Can-Am Express vs Karagias \ Kashmere (For The PWE World Tag Team Titles) : Spinning back kick from Johnny Kashmere. Flying elbow from Johnny Kashmere. There's a two count on the pin. Kashmere tags out to Evan Karagias. Kashmere \ Karagias whip Furnas into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. Karagias hits a spinning back kick. Furnas counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Nice piledriver on Karagias. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Doug Furnas and Phil LaFon. Phil LaFon hits a delayed suplex on Karagias. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Evan Karagias takes a butterfly suplex from LaFon. Evan Karagias avoids a Phil LaFon avalanche. Evan Karagias arm drags LaFon over. Karagias tags out to Johnny Kashmere. Kashmere hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. LaFon tags out to Doug Furnas. Spin kick by Johnny Kashmere to the face. Kenny Bolin has climbed up onto the apron! Furnas turns...and falls for the distraction! Johnny Kashmere attacks Furnas from behind! Johnny Kashmere has Doug Furnas down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Missile Dropkick!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Kenny Bolin is still in the ring. He signals for the Big Splash! Their music hits, and out come Kappa Tappa Kegga to make the save! They march down aisle, which causes Bolin to swiftly exit the ring and leave through the crowd! Kappa Tappa Kegga stopped Kenny Bolin from continuing his assault. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

 

The PWE Tag Team Titles have gained in image. 63% (50, 77). I got the belts off the heatsinks known as Furnas and Lafon. Kashmere has a belt. Karagias...he's just along for the ride. I figured KTK would gain overness for making the save, but no go.

 

Mike Sanders is backstage. He continued the feud by ripping into Spanky. Good to see they're giving the feud some proper air-time.

 

74%. I blame the lack of "HEY~!"

 

Paris \ Doring vs Chetti \ Dinero : Paris takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Chetti. Flying reverse elbow by Chris Chetti. Cover for a two count. Tag to Julio Dinero. Dinero \ Chetti whip Paris into the corner. Julio Dinero whips Chris Chetti in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Paris takes a flying neckbreaker from Julio Dinero. There's a two count on the pin. Stiff high kick on Paris by Julio Dinero who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Dinero drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Vicious kick to the teeth from Air Paris. Paris tags out to Danny Doring. Rude Awakening on Julio Dinero by Doring. Vicious back suplex! Julio Dinero got nailed. Julio Dinero takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Dinero tags out to Chris Chetti. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Doring is down. Springboard dropkick from Chris Chetti. Nicely done. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Standing leg lariat by Chris Chetti on Doring. Danny Doring avoids a Chris Chetti avalanche. Reverse DDT on Chetti. Chris Chetti is in trouble. Wham Bam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

 

62 (58, 67). The XPW rejects are defeated by Air Paris, and, well, another XPW reject.

 

Ron Waterman is backstage. He was building up the feud with Nathan Jones. Good plan.

 

75%, Waterman gains overness. I gain concern that he'll get stolen.

 

Sanders \ Nathan J vs Spanky \ H2O : Nathan J gets slammed. Belly to belly suplex by Sanders. Big backdrop on Nathan J, executed well. Spanky reverses a waistlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. H2O \ Spanky whip Nathan J into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Spear by Ron Waterman. Spanky climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Sanders! Ron Waterman misses a clothesline. Nathan Jones throws H2O into the cage. Nathan J \ Sanders whip Spanky into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Weak bodyslam on H2O by Sanders. H2O blocks the suplex attempt. Ron Waterman drives Sanders into the cage side. H2O and Nathan J both climb up and over the cage, leaving their partners battling it out. David Flair appeared on the outside with a chair, and came in via the door...but the chair swing missed Spanky and hit Sanders by accident! Spanky seized the moment and left the cage to get the win for H2O \ Spanky! I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

 

A freakin' cage match between 4 of my most over people, with interference from a 5th, and I get 66% (64, 69). Can't win 'em all I suppose.

 

Overall:67%

 

Finances for the month:Down to $454487. Go For Broke may send me broke.

PI is at 92! PLEASE let me make cult status by the next show! PPV Revenue can save me!

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Hm... This thing is so dead all the sudden...

 

Just a curious queston then, I'm wondering if I should perhaps find some new talent, even though I picked up MCW just recently, I'm wondering if I should perhaps dump some of my crap talent that I've got (and I've got a few) and bring in some fresh faces.

 

Also, I seem to be having a problem keeping some of my top 6 Main Eventers above 66 overness (the minimum overness needed to be a Main Eventer), so should I just drop that talen back into the uppercard, even though I know that they'll be furious with me? Should I risk it?

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

OK guys. Week two results. Hopefully, everyone did a lot (not too much, as I still want to win ) better. Lets get to the results...

 

HollywoodSpikeJenkins: Hollywood Wrestling Federation

- Money: $ 2,694,041

- PI: 81

- TV show: Yes.

 

Lightning Flik: Torment Wrestling League

- Money: - $30,660

- PI: 11 At Cult Level~!

- TV show: Yes.

 

VanSiclen: Totally Awesome Wrestling Club

- Money: $685,830

- PI: 91

- TV show: No.

 

Zack Malibu: Pro Wrestling Enterprise

(In June)

- Money: $454,487

- PI: 92

- TV show: No.

 

How many people have dropped out? Jesus christ... There are four people left....ugh.

 

1. Totally Awesome Wrestling Club

2. Hollywood Wrestling Federation

3. Pro Wrestling Emterprise

4. Torment Wrestling League

 

Tomorrow, is Monday (2/10/03). Start August, September, October, and end November 1st. Hopefully some people who joined this puts down their last few months, and get back in the race.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Lightning Flik: Torment Wrestling League

- Money: - $30,660

- PI: 11 At Cult Level~!

- TV show: No.

Um... I had a TV deal at the current deadline. Please correct error.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Fixed. My bad.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Hey. No biggy. Just wanted to fix that up.

 

...hm... Just curious. If we wanna feel insane enough, can we do up a secondary federaton? Or no?

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I doubt it. It takes a long time to write up results for one fed, now two? I don't think anyone would wanna do that...

 

 

 

And also, how far into the game should we go before we stop?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I think we should play till the first person gets to 100% Global Public Image. Or something of the such...

 

And Jenkins, it's not like I'm doing much right now. I could book up another Fed if I wanted too. Besides, it's not really that hard to book a card. At least it isn't for me.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Is this thing still going on?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I was wondering that myself.

 

I've kinda had some problems recently so I haven't caught myself up. Kinda a little hard to do anything when you knock yourself sick. I slammed my head (back of the head, where the spine begins) onto my arm rest of my futon, which is made of metal. So I've been out of it for two days.

 

And yes, Jenkins. I know. Considering my health recently, I really shouldn't do stupid crap like hitting my head on metal, as it hurts.

 

Shall have my September (completed) and October (yet to be done) posted tomorrow.

 

Decided to start up a game as NWA:TNA as well to slow me down a little. Also made Tenacious Z for NWA:TNA; although, he's with WWE now, so that kinda goes out the window, but meh.

 

Anywoo, I'll have updates for tomorrow.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Bah. My game has frozen up SIX FUCKING TIMES on Sundays when I should've gone up to Cult level. It pisses me off, badly, but I should have all my results up soon.

[Guest raptor]

Sorry that I haven't been able to devote any time to this, as I originally planned. My coursework just started flooding in, and I couldn't get through it to play EWR. Sorry again.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Sorry that I haven't been able to devote any time to this, as I originally planned. My coursework just started flooding in, and I couldn't get through it to play EWR. Sorry again.

No biggies Raptor. No biggies. I'm just glad I ain't like one of the two (Jenkins, I assume your still in this) is doing it.

 

And hopefully, I didn't delete my September stats after having to reboot my computer...

 

Otherwise, I'll have a really short update myself.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I'm still going, just got to do my shows and whatnot.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I'm still going, just got to do my shows and whatnot.

Sorry Jenkins. Don't mean that to sound like an accusation.

 

Anywoo, I'll have to restart my company. Why? Because it got blown away after I had to reinstall my operating system on my computer. Apparently, I had my stupid game running on C drive instead of on my personal drive.

 

So basically, I gotta restart. *sighs* I gotta go from March till end of October... Dammit. I don't wanna do that!!! I had bought out a bloody federation (Maryland Championship Wrestling), had three of the greatest indy guys (Shark Boy, Donovan Morgan, and Michael Modest)...

 

And now, I've got NOTHING!!! ARGH!!!

 

...sighs... so anyways... back to the drawing board....

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'm still in this, but like Raptor, my courses have started getting heavy. I should have July and August up this week though.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Well, I've almost got my new company WWA (World Wrestling Association) caught up. In the redone up EWR released on Jan 26th, 2003.

 

Yet, I'm at a crossroad that I'm stumped on.

 

Do I buy out Major League Wrestling and pick up:

 

Devon Storm (Over 71, Brawl 75, Speed 83, Tech 70, Charisma 70, Selling 90, Stiffness 42)

 

Ebessan (Over 71, Brawl 77, Speed 81, Tech 53, Charisma 56, Selling 95, Stiffness 65)

 

Juvi Guerrera (Over 80, Brawl 60, Speed 96, Tech 91, Charisma 82, Selling 86, Stiffness 20)

 

Sabu (Over 75, Brawl 72, Speed 69, Tech 20, Charisma 73, Selling 80, Stiffness 60)

 

Super Crazy (Over 61, Brawl 53, Speed 98, Tech 85, Charisma 31, Selling 91, Stiffness 28)

 

 

Or to hold off for now? Stupid problem is, it'll only cost me so little to buy them off and get a shit load of Main Eventers cheap.

 

Stupid decisions.... What's worse, is it's the first of the month (July 1, Tuesday), and I've got a show next...

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Ok, I guess I should give another week, since no one posted results....

 

 

So, next sunday is when third results go up, and depends on if this is still going.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Alright, the contest is over. No one has posted anything in 2 weeks. So, the winner is the person who was first the second week, Mike Van Siclen and his fed.