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Guest The Amazing Rando
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well... you could be Agnes's twin... or his clone.... that could make him Agnes v1 and give him Agnestude

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Agnes is the Shannon Moore to my Matt Hardy. Very Little Charisma and hasn't got a chance without me.

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

do you have a freak brother that likes pain and bodypaint?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Not really. But SpiderPoet can play the part as he is my Henchman No. 1

Guest Angle-plex
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Agnes is the Shannon Moore to my Matt Hardy. Very Little Charisma and hasn't got a chance without me.

But I have Agnestude!!!

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

and SP does write poetry...though it's probably not even close to the retarded nature that would be Jeff Hardy's "Ode To Codeine"

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Agnes is the Shannon Moore to my Matt Hardy. Very Little Charisma and hasn't got a chance without me.

But I have Agnestude!!!

You do have something.

 

*Pinches nose shut*

 

and it's bad B.O.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
Agnes is the Shannon Moore to my Matt Hardy. Very Little Charisma and hasn't got a chance without me.

But I have Agnestude!!!

You do have something.

 

*Pinches nose shut*

 

and it's bad B.O.

Worst.Joke.In the History.

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

I wish to take full credit for coining the term "Agnestude"

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

I doubt anyone else wants credit Rando

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

your making fun of me in this way has angered me.... I'm going to start a thread complaining....and it will be sponsored by Spam

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Bring it Rando.

 

And APO...I've owned you in the past and I'll own you in the future.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
Bring it Rando.

 

And APO...I've owned you in the past and I'll own you in the future.

Since I own you, and you own Rando and APO, does that mean that I own three people? :huh:

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Bring it Rando.

 

And APO...I've owned you in the past and I'll own you in the future.

Since I own you, and you own Rando and APO, does that mean that I own three people? :huh:

Nah, it's not subsidiary own-ness, but it's like if you want the CWM you paid good money for to do a favor and he doesn't want to, he can have his owned that he paid good money for do it instead. Hmmmm... interesting...

 

::purchases Agnes on black market. Makes him do things he doesn't want to. Struggle of power amongst the owned, and hence hilarity, ensues::

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
Bring it Rando.

 

And APO...I've owned you in the past and I'll own you in the future.

Since I own you, and you own Rando and APO, does that mean that I own three people? :huh:

Nah, it's not subsidiary own-ness, but it's like if you want the CWM you paid good money for to do a favor and he doesn't want to, he can have his owned that he paid good money for do it instead. Hmmmm... interesting...

 

::purchases Agnes on black market. Makes him do things he doesn't want to. Struggle of power amongst the owned, and hence hilarity, ensues::

So now:

 

Evenflow owns Agnes

Agnes owns CWM

CWM owns Rando and APO

 

WTF?

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

I dunno. I just got tired of holding my own pocket and doing my own laundry.

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

I'm sorry...

 

Rando is owned by and operated by the Walt Disney Company

 

it's sad...but it's damn true

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

CWM owns me. Come to think of it...so does Banky.

Guest So what? I liked bubble boy
Posted
CWM owns me. Come to think of it...so does Banky.

Also, (follower) me, I own you too, bubble boy is your Daddy. :lol:

Guest So what? I liked bubble boy
Posted
I own all you bitches.

oh....sorry :(

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Rant owns everybody except bubble boy. That's my bitch. His ass might be a little worn out by Dopey's dick, but I can still get a pack of Newports for him.

Guest So what? I liked bubble boy
Posted
Rant owns everybody except bubble boy. That's my bitch. His ass might be a little worn out by Dopey's dick, but I can still get a pack of Newports for him.

Evil, evil, evil dork. Why, what they will do to you in prison.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted
Why, what they will do to you in prison.

They'll give me a pack of Newports for your bitch ass. Are you blind as well as gay?

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