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I was looking around Fark.com, when I saw a thread asking for revenge. I go into, and about halfway down, I see THIS

 

 

01-23-03 09:57:03 PM HeckMonkey

Buy a whole ton of creepy looking lawn gnomes. Start arranging them in progressively weirder scenes every night. Do this for a couple of months. It will really weird them out.

 

I'm like, WHOA, someone using Cobains idea for his own gaiN!!!!

I then clicked his profile.

 

http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/users.pl?login=HeckMonkey

 

Now, for the life of me, I forgot who's sig this is in. But whoever it is. I'm watching you. Cobain will know of this. And there shall be blood on someones hands.

 

But seriously.. That was pretty weird seeing a TSM reference on a board which is totally unrelated.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

So like, how many people from here read Fark/Total Fark?

 

Im guessing quite a few..

 

btw, my member name is Marvin_the_Lunatic, and Im a totalfarker (best use of $50 a year ever!)

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

if that's LaParkaMarka...then check the URL for that pic and look at the homepage that is listed under...

 

the picture at the top wierds me out

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

I put it into practice. And I modified on his idea.

Guest LaParkaMarka
Posted

Geez, didn't think it would be a scandal to repost Kinetic's idea.

Posted

Seriously, CWM, you can't take credit for his idea, it's his! You can surely take credit for actually DOING it, but you're no innovator.

 

Sorry man.

 

LaParkaMarka, shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. :angry: :angry: :angry:

Guest LaParkaMarka
Posted

*sobs*

Maybe I should go jump off a bridge? An internet pariah is me.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

I don't really care. i was only kidding.

 

Everyone should share in the joy of the Gnomes.

Guest LaParkaMarka
Posted

I was mostly being sarcastic too. But thanks for not wishing me dead.

Posted

Gnomes are only fun to fingerbang. Haha. Thats the only word the smarksboard has ever taught me. Fingerbang babay!

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

hmm.... South Park taught me "Fingerbang"

Guest treble charged
Posted

'Girl, you like to fingerbang, and that's alright'

Posted
hmm.... South Park taught me "Fingerbang"

Sorry, I don't watch shit.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

It's a pretty common word... shit, I knew what fingerbanging was before I ever fingerbanged anybody.

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted
It's a pretty common word... shit, I knew what fingerbanging was before I ever fingerbanged anybody.

I concur with this statement...

 

but let the record show that by concurring with this statement I am not spamming and thus do not want anyone to call me an asshole...

 

and my glass is still half empty...sonofa....

Posted

Maybe us wacky Canadians would rather cut to the point and say I 'fingered' that girl, rather than I 'fingerbanged' that girl. Me is so stupid.

Guest treble charged
Posted

But, that would require us having universities, wouldn't it, Banky?

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

I don't use the word fingerbang either. I have my own word for it, which I will not reveal. But it's like calling marijuana pot. I never call it pot, but I know what pot is.

OMG Banky, you're Canadian? I thought you were from Jersey dood.

Posted

Yes, in crazy Canadian schemes, they don't twach us about fingerbanging or pot. Its fingering and bud. OBVIOUSLY, we don't get as good of education up here as those dang Americans.

 

Though I am Canadian, I still live in the ghettos, hustlin' to get through life, kid. Its worse than Jersey out here. Ever been capped for a piar of shoes? Either have I, but you could imagine....

Guest Johnson1620
Posted
I was looking around Fark.com, when I saw a thread asking for revenge. I go into, and about halfway down, I see THIS

 

 

01-23-03 09:57:03 PM HeckMonkey

Buy a whole ton of creepy looking lawn gnomes. Start arranging them in progressively weirder scenes every night. Do this for a couple of months. It will really weird them out.

 

I'm like, WHOA, someone using Cobains idea for his own gaiN!!!!

I then clicked his profile.

 

http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/users.pl?login=HeckMonkey

 

Now, for the life of me, I forgot who's sig this is in. But whoever it is. I'm watching you. Cobain will know of this. And there shall be blood on someones hands.

 

But seriously.. That was pretty weird seeing a TSM reference on a board which is totally unrelated.

This idea is an old one. Dale Earnhardt Jr. is in a video with some band where they run around and do this. I doubt very seriously if he is the "Godfather of gnomes".

 

You people are truly pathetic.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

The point was that it was somebody from this board. So, on this board, he is the godfather of gnomes. And in truth, it wasn't even CWM's idea on this board. I don't remember whose it was. And we all (even me, who barely posted at the time) chipped in.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Yeah, Earnhardt's in the Matthew Good Band's video for Anti-Pop, which is basically Matt Good and him running around the US with a garden gnome, taking pictures. Pretty good video and a decent song, too.

Guest hardyz1
Posted

<--- Newly subscribed Total Farker, same username.

 

Oh, and I've been a regular Farker since Feb. 2001.

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