The bps21 10000 post spectacular

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

10000 posts. Man do I need to find a hobby. But I'll worry about that later. It's time to celebrate!

 

And to do so I will now give everyone what they want!

 

That's right...

 

I'm off to...

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

Ban Agnes!

[Guest Angle-plex]

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hmmm... must be revolutionaries subverting the power of The Czar!

 

No wait, that's good that Agnes isn't banned yet, I still need to do my laundry.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Well...I was going to do it but before I went I made my 10001 post and all my momentum just vanished.

 

See you in another 9998 posts.

[Guest Angle-plex]

That was almost as bad as RAW's bombshell.

[Guest AM The Kid]

If I should stay

I would only be in your way.

So I'll go but I know

I'll think of you

Every step of the way.

 

And I will always love you.

I will always love you.

You my darling you, mmm ...

 

Bittersweet memories,

That is all I'm taking with me.

So goodbye, please don't cry.

We both know I'm not what you, you need.

 

And I will always love you.

I will always love you.

 

Instrumental

 

I hope life treats you kind

And I hope you have

All you've dreamed of.

And I wish for you joy

And happiness.

But above all this, I wish you love.

 

And I will always love you.

I will always love you. (4x)

I, I will always love you.

You, darling I love you.

I'll always, I'll always love you.

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

If I should stay

I would only be in your way.

So I'll go but I know

I'll think of you

Every step of the way.

 

And I will always love you.

I will always love you.

You my darling you, mmm ...

 

Bittersweet memories,

That is all I'm taking with me.

So goodbye, please don't cry.

We both know I'm not what you, you need.

 

And I will always love you.

I will always love you.

 

Instrumental

 

I hope life treats you kind

And I hope you have

All you've dreamed of.

And I wish for you joy

And happiness.

But above all this, I wish you love.

 

And I will always love you.

I will always love you. (4x)

I, I will always love you.

You, darling I love you.

I'll always, I'll always love you.

Kiss up...AM the Brown Nose

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Leave him alone.

 

We're sharing a moment

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Congrats bps. As your first celebratory duty, pop that frickin' boys bubble, will you.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

An Ode To BPS

 

well another day has passed you by

as you sit and stare at the moonlight screen

sometimes you just want to hit the switch

and head out on the local scene

but stories of Austin, Vince, and such

keep you in suspense

and in the forums dubbed TSM

you have bannings to dispense

so keep your chin up, bps

your time soon will be here

when you will finally ban St. Agnes

And the forum regs will cheer

You will finally ban St. Agnes

Then go out and get a beer

You will finally ban St. Agnes

And the whole world will finally cheer

The whole world...

will finally cheer...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Congrats BPS. But my 10,000 post thread blows yours ou of the water.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

::teabags bps and takes a picture::

 

Now it's a party.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Throws streamer*

 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

Well, I'm all partied out now

[Guest Banky]

What the hell is wrong with all you pussies. Find something constructive to focus your homoerotic impulses on.

 

bps, you suck. No one likes you. TNA sucks. And so do you, kid.

[Guest treble charged]

Congrats, bps, on this great moment.

 

You must have spent a lot of time preparing for this post.

 

I know that hating HHH so much can take a lot out of a person.

 

I hope, for your sake, TNA gets a TV deal soon.

 

In closing, congratulations again, you piece of shit.

[Guest Flyboy]

I didn't even have a 10000th thread.

 

You guys are hopeless.

[Guest Sassquatch]

10,000 posts of post whoring, HHHating, NWA: TNA pimping, RVD cheerleading, and flaming Dutch in NHB.

 

Congrats Bps!

 

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Bps, you're one of the few mainstays left on the board I've yet to truly interact with, but congrats anyway, dude.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I didn't even have a 10000th thread.

Well, there IS an anti-spam rule on the board

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Even though I wrote that cheesy poem...I never really did say:

 

Congrats man...keep up the fine work

[Guest Anglesault]

I didn't do a 10,000 poster either. I think i was in the middle of a debate when 10,000 rolled along. It's about Scott Hall, IIRC.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea, but AS, you already have a thread in your honor, and I don't think I'm creative enough to invent a new character to become that involved in another... unless it was an OAOASTCW vs. OAOAST deal, in which case it could be fun for a couple weeks.

[Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan]

Ban Agnes

I agree

[Guest Incandenza]

I HEARD THERE WAS A PARTY.

[Guest alfdogg]

Besides the hair, that guy looks almost exactly like Vader.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

W00t! W00t!

 

Hey, it's my 500th post.

 

W00t!

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

W00t! W00t!

 

Hey, it's my 330th post.

 

W00t!

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

I feel sorry for all of you. Truly.

[Guest Austin3164life]

Happy 10,000 BPS.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

bps must be nuts

though I barely know him at all

he has the ability to postcount ++

more often than them all

He'd crawl out of the woodwork

When a Raw thread came his way

and leave enough replies and comments

to drive a normal man insane

 

And it seems to me that you've lived your life

like a post whore in the wind

with a finger over Refresh

should another thread begin

ten thousand posts submitted

in only just a year

the HHHate burned out long before

the TNA pimpage never did

 

Necrophilia was tough

and Brock's push to the moon

the shows were only getting worse

but your postcount somehow boomed

and even when you're right

somehow it still hounded you

the Raw X show indeed sucked

and you held your nose and booed

 

And it seems to me that you've lived your life

like a post whore in the wind

with a finger over Refresh

should another thread begin

ten thousand posts submitted

in only just a year

the HHHate burned out long before

the TNA pimpage never did

 

bps must be nuts

though I barely know him at all

he has the ability to postcount ++

more often than them all

bps, you're wacked

from the guy with one-fifth the posts you do

you've had a lot to talk about

and your e-Penis must be huge

 

And it seems to me that you've lived your life

like a post whore in the wind

with a finger over Refresh

should another thread begin

ten thousand posts submitted

in only just a year

the HHHate burned out long before

the TNA pimpage never did

 

 

The HHHate burned out long before

the TNA pimpage never did